I've been bitten by the fanfiction bug. Which is awesome because I have an entire week of (college!) break. And I'm not working. And I have (almost) NOTHING to occupy myself with but books, video games, and FANFICTION! (And my guitar XD).

So.

I have ideas simmering. And I'm stickin to these oneshots, because lord knows I don't update like I should. But I'm still here. : )

Let's get to it!

What If…

Zexy and Demyx went snow tubing?

((as suggested by the lovely HyperKid))

"Zexy."

"Zexy."

"Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy."

"ZEXY!!"

"WHAT?" The man in question replied harshly before automatically switching to his 'oops-I'm-in-the-library' voice, "I mean, yes, Demyx?" Zexion said with forced hushed sweetness. "What do you need?"

Demyx grinned. "Have you looked out the window lately?" Zexion raised an eyebrow.

"Of course not," he replied, returning to his book, "why would I bother with this dreadful snowy weather we've been having?"

Demyx looked affronted. "Dreadful? Zexion! I am shocked! This weather is anything but dreadful!"

Zexion shook his head at Demyx's antics and returned to his book. Demyx took the book from him.

"Number IX!" Zexion exclaimed, reaching for his book, but to no avail. He sighed. "What do you want?"

Demyx gave him an 'angelic' expression. "Only for you to come out of this library and spend some 'quality' time with me…"

Zexion paused. He could not help but wonder at what kind of quality time Demyx was referring to.

"Will this quality time be…enjoyable?" Zexion questioned.

"Most definitely," Demyx confirmed. "With my help of course," he winked.

Zexion stood up from his chair. "I suppose it would do me good to leave this library for a while; it sounds like I have valid incentive…"

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"Number IX," Zexion ground out as he stood out in the snowy tundra in front of a sharp hill bedecked in snow pants, boots, coat, and a neon yellow hat, "what are we doing?"

"Snow tubing of course!" Demyx exclaimed happily, "I was able to muster a few sleds from Twilight Town as well!"

Zexion twitched . "I do not find this enjoyable!"

Demyx smirked, fully aware that he had duped Zexion. "Oh come on Zexy! Where's your sense of fun and adventure?"

Zexion stared at him sardonically. "I was made without one. Birth defect."

Demyx rolled his eyes and sat him down in a black snow tube. "Trust me, you'll have fun." Then, Demyx proceeded to give him a push down the hill.

"Hey-woah!" Zexion started as he careened down the hill. "What do I hold on to--?" He futilely gripped the sides, speeding down the hillside. He landed safely at the bottom. Soon after, Demyx, riding a blue sled made of plastic built for speed, skidded to a stop next to him.

"Admit it; that was fun!" Demyx said, already getting up to go down the next side of the hill.

Zexion did not reply but dutifully followed Demyx up the hill.

Once arriving at the top of the hill, Demyx turned to Zexion, grinning deviously. "Are you ready for the truly fun part of this hill?" he asked , smirking.

Zexion looked at him warily. "I can only imagine what that could possibly be," he replied cautiously. He sat down on his tube to go down the hill again, but Demyx stopped him and directed him to the opposite side of the hill.

"Go down this side! It's…special!" Demyx said, and before Zexion could reply, he pushed him forward, starting his descent down the hill.

Zexion sighed. This isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be… he thought, although he would never admit it aloud to Demyx, of course. It is slightly enjoyable…what in the world? His musings were interrupted as he saw a suspicious white lump in his path. As he sped closer, he realized it was a ramp. Unless he wanted to jump ship, avoiding going off said ramp was impossible.

"Demyx!" Zexion shouted as he flew off the ramp, sprawling mid-air, flying off his tube, and landing on his back in the hard packed snow. Demyx was close behind, shooting off the ramp with his blue sled, spinning in midair, and landing back on the sled. Zexion could not help but be impressed. Demyx slowed next to Zexion's prone form, smirking.

"Demyx, you—didn't that hurt?" Zexion asked, momentarily distracted from his ire.

"Nope!" Demyx grinned, "Anything's possible if you practice enough!"

Zexion remembered his anger. "Demyx, that hurt! Why didn't you warn me, or at least give me something to hold on to?!"

"Because the landing is part of the fun!" Demyx said, giggling at Zexion's shocked expression.

"You are insane."

"Only after dinner."

"We haven't eaten dinner, Demyx."

"…On weekends then."

"It's Tuesday."

"You know what I mean!" Demyx said, exasperated at having to work so hard at making a witty retort. "Let's go again!" he said, already dragging Zexion back up the hill.

"I'm cold, Demyx, I think we should stop," Zexion said, resisting.

"One more time, Zexy," Demyx replied, "We'll go down together!" Demyx sat down in the black tube, pulling Zexion down on top of him, "This is another fun part!"

"I thought there was no 'not fun' part for you," Zexion replied dryly as Demyx started to push them down the hill. "Wait, Demyx, are we going down the—"

"WOOOOOO!!!" Demyx cheered as he and Zexion raced for the ramp. Zexion tried to brace himself for impact, but the only thing to hold onto was Demyx, who was also mobile. The two hit the ramp and flew into the air. Demyx shifted in the air, pulling Zexion with him as the two tumbled into the snow, rolling slightly down the hill. Demyx controlled the roll until they stopped near the bottom with Demyx resting atop Zexion.

Demyx smirked. "I promised you it would be….enjoyable, didn't I?"

Zexion started, but Demyx was too quick and swiftly leaned in for a kiss. Placing his arms on either side of Zexion's head, Demyx worked his mouth languidly over Zexion's, slowly destroying Zexion with his mouth. Zexion's hands automatically wrapped around Demyx's shoulders, searching for purchase. Demyx smirked into the kiss before reluctantly pulling away.

"I think if we stay here you'll get hypothermia," Demyx explained, standing and helping Zexion up.

Zexion agreed, summoning a portal directly into the castle. "I suppose I could find a more…appropriate venue, don't you agree?"

Demyx smirked before going towards the portal. "I could think of a few. Shall we?" He said, holding out his arm for Zexion.

Zexion grinned and linked arms with Demyx.

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So I kinda thought Demyx would be good in snow, water element and all. And if ANYONE can do tricks of a snow ramp, I love you. Lol. I'M the person who crazy flails off it. XD

Karma didn't want me to write, my spacebar like, failed, and after I "fixed" it, (its still odd), it would work ANYWHERE BUT THIS DOCUMENT. The irony made me lol.

R AND R MY DEARS! I hope you're still there too!

Last one was Earth Day. : )

This is a hard one…

"I'm not tired!" Sora shrugged as he snuggled with Riku on his bed. "Let's do something else," he said, winking.

Riku held him still. "One minute you're holding out, the next minute you're giving it away…" Riku muttered. "You need to rest!"

"Nu-uh!"

Riku growled. "What will it take to get you to fall asleep?"

Sora gave him a conspiratorial look and whispered something in his ear. Riku's eyes widened as he blushed. "…I don't think I could bend that way Sora…I don't think that's even legal…"