"Damn!" screamed Ino. "Who is that handsome cracker drillin' that Gook's booty?!"
"That's my man." Cailtyn said dreamily as hearts flew out of her arm pits. "Ain't nobody gonna get down and dirty with him but ME."
"Honey, we'll just see about that." Smirked Ino as she approached Eminem. "Sexy, why don't you put them good lips to use and put them somewhere on me where the sun doesn't shine?"
"Ho, please!" shrieked Caitlyn as she started to walk towards the male rapper. "Kiss my earrings." Caitlyn's earrings were kinda gross; they had some weird whitish-yellow coloration on them and they were real greasy. Maybe it was Crisco or butter.
"I'm gonna jizz in my thong!" shouted Sasuke! Tenten giggled at the chicken ass haired emo. She somehow always had a feeling he wore thongs, but she always denied it to avoid being a creepy ho.
Tenten lifted up her mildew covered shot Eminem with a new juicy dingleberry that was forming in her asshole. She farted so loudly that you could see the green fumes escape from her butthole.
Mulan left screaming and caitlyn jumped into her elegant Aston Martin and turned on some Marshall Lee songs. "I gotta bounce, niggas. I gotta go home and feed Abby!" She immediately left the paking lot at 142 mph.
"Alright, hop in, folks." Said Sakura as she started her car, crying on the steering wheel because her beautiful Bentley got fucked up so badly.
Are we ever gonna go to Olive garden? Thought Naruto.