The Maiden and her Protector
By Kjpanny KjChristie17
Chapter 71: It is hair, not 'hairs'
Kagome stiffened and turned around to face him, her eyes narrowed, her pity party, all but forgotten. Raising a finger, she poked his chest, asking suspiciously, "You want me to come with you?"
"You will cease to touch me in this manner, woman."
Acting as if he had never spoken, she made her best attempt to drill her finger into his chest, "Are you making fun of me?"
"Remove your appendage from this one's person."
Them her words registered in his brain and he had to force himself not to gawk.
Him, the Daiyoukai of the West, crack a joke?
A.N: I know it's been a long time but my studies are overwhelming and stuff. And before I forget, the lesson of the day.
I poop on my life.
Make poop your favourite word.
Because anything with the word 'poop' in it, automatically becomes hilarious.
Or maybe I'm just retarded in a special way.