OH MY GOSH HI. So if you are on my alerts you have noticed that I have been a little occupied elsewhere than the realm of Kingdom Hearts, and I technically still am...but you know what makes one feel better? Looking through old (or not very old) reviews. And What If reviews are laced with story ideas, and well, I saw a recent one and I was kind of bitch-slapped with inspiration.

I seriously cannot continue my other story (which, if you've seen Rise of the Guardians, you should take a peek ;) ) or even go to sleep until I write this. I usually let my ideas simmer in my head a bit so they come out correctly, but I simply cannot resist.

So...Surprise! And if any of you have seen Friends before, you may or may not figure out this one XD

::ahem::

What If...

Sora and Riku got stuck on a Disney ride?

((as suggested by the awesomely chill SuperFreakeh))

"I don't know about this, Sora..." Riku protested half-heartedly as he was dragged through the Magic Kingdom by the hand.

"Oh come on, Riku!" Sora replied without breaking his stride, "It's my favorite ride! And besides, the park is barely open, so there won't be hardly anyone in line and we can get through it quickly!"

Riku found that logic hard to argue with. However, he couldn't suppress a shudder as he looked up at the marquee for the ride the couple now stood in front of:

~It's a Small World~

"Why is this your favorite ride again?" Riku asked as he allowed himself to be pulled through the empty queue line.

Sora slowed his pace and intertwined his fingers with Riku's as he thought about the question. "You know, I'm not really sure," he admitted as the two continued through the queue, "I guess I love the cultural unity that the ride has promoted for decades."

Riku blinked. "Wow, Sora, I never thought that you would love a ride for such inspiring reasons-"

"And I just really love the song," Sora finished with a wink. Riku resisted the urge to facepalm.

"You would love the song, Sora," he said as the two walked through the doors to the main entryway of the Small World ride. Much to Sora's delight, the ride was completely empty save for a few cheery staff members.

"Wow," Riku said in genuine surprise, "we really did beat the crowds..."

"I told you no one else knew about my shortcuts," Sora said triumphantly as he led Riku down the ramp to the entrance to the boats. Sora continued to be pleased with himself as the two boarded their personal boat for the Small World ride. Riku tried not to wince outwardly as the boat pulled from the station.

"I can already hear the music!" Sora said gleefully.

"I know," Riku said, unable to keep the sarcasm out of his voice.

Sora narrowed his eyes slightly. "Riku, we are in the Happiest Place on Earth! Can't you at least pretend that this is fun?" He put on a cheesy, innocent grin. "For me?"

Seeing Sora's face, Riku couldn't help but smile. As the little boat passed out of the first room into the next, he wrapped his arm around Sora's shoulder. "I guess," he said, kissing him softly on the lips. He was surprised however, when Sora snaked an arm behind Riku's head, keeping him locked into a decidedly deeper kiss. Riku, never one to complain, moved both arms to rest on Sora's waist as the two pleasantly held each other on the ride, lips moving together in a familiar dance.

As Riku pulled away for air, he noticed something peculiar about the boat. "...Sora?" he asked, looking outside of the boat with renewed interest.

"Yeah?" he said, his attention fully devoted to Riku.

"Are we moving?"

Raising an eyebrow, Sora unraveled himself from Riku to look around the room. It appeared they were stuck at the edge of the room in a long line of boats. They were stuck at a curve in the ride, so they were unable to see if there were other people stuck behind them.

"I bet the rush of people finally arrived at the ride," Riku said dryly, unable to keep the song from penetrating his brain. The two remained stuck, waiting in the delayed line of empty boats waiting to be filled with people at the front of the ride. "I think I'm going to have this song stuck in my head the rest of the day..."

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears

It's a world of hopes and a world of fears

There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all~!

Sora winced as he looked over at Riku while the song repeated over and over. "...Still pretending to have fun?" he asked, tentatively placing a hand on Riku's thigh.

Getting an idea, Riku slowly turned towards Sora, a devilish grin growing on his face. "I know something that will make this my favorite ride," he murmured before he turned quickly in the boat, pushing Sora flat against the seat. Before Sora could protest, Riku secured both of Sora's wrists in one hand and captured his lips in a fiery kiss. Sora moaned as Riku's other hand wandered down his chest to slip underneath his shirt. Not to be outdone, Sora wrapped his legs around Riku's hips, pressing up against him. Startled, Riku's grip loosened enough so Sora could explore. He wrapped one hand in Riku's hair, and the other found it's way into the back pocket of Riku's shorts.

Caught up in the moment, Riku opened his lips as the two kissed passionately, tongues entwining together in a familiar rhythm. He continued his exploration up Sora's shirt, smirking against the brunette's lips when he tweaked his nipples, causing Sora to squeak in surprise. Sora decided to up the ante and moved his hand front Riku's back pocket to his deeper front pocket, reaching inward to tease Riku through his shorts.

Riku inhaled sharply, lost in the sensations Sora elicited from his more-than-willing body-

"R-Riku?" Sora asked, pulling away with a gasp as he tilted his head back to look at the ride from his upside-down vantage point. Abruptly, he pushed Riku off of him and started to fix his shirt. "Riku, the ride's moving!"

Riku abruptly came to his senses as the two neared the final tunnel of the ride, belatedly realizing that the two had been moving for quite a while. The two were able to adjust their clothing and right themselves just as the ride exited the final tunnel back into the queue area. Riku was afraid to look behind to see if the boat behind them was occupied. He tensed as he noticed the extra security waiting at the exit of the ride.

"Hey Sora?" Riku asked, gesturing to the extra employees. "Think they're here for us?"

Sora tried not to make a face as the two neared the front of the line of boats to exit the ride. "Probably."

"I'm sorry Sora," Riku said guiltily, "And the day had only just started-"

"It's alright Riku," Sora said comfortingly as he helped Riku exit the boat. "Who knows what they want?" He dropped his voice to whisper suggestively into Riku's ear, "Maybe they just want some pointers..."

-((End!))-

Hahaha oh man. In seriousness, don't ever do that; I feel like you would get in serious trouble or kicked out of the park. Did Sora and Riku? Who knows? Riku and Sora could make for some hot security camera action that induces instant forgiveness ;)

Please let me know what you thought of my spontaneous inspiration for this one!

R&R!

Last one: The Bike Rack!

Riku was in shock. "So you mean you—"

"Want you more than a never-ending Christmas Town? You bet."

~freaky-hanyou