Dark 64: Here some more Braindead, enjoy. P.S. this chapter will involve over 18 images that you will imagine in your head and inappropriate language, I will not be responsible for any reader under the age of 18 reading this.
Vivi's Salon
Zero charged through the door as fell down a small 3-step staircase as groan for landing on the stone ground as he saw a long pair of legs in pink high heels, connected to them was a sexy skinny blue skin woman in some black sexy outfit with two bouncy F's in the rack, an attractive badonkadonk to make all the guys in high school sports team drop their balls and raise their bats, with some fro that made her look like the bride of Frankenstein but hot made me said only a few words " Aie, yai, yai, (Oh Boner, please stay down for once.") as she saw looking at herself in the mirror and noticed me. "Hey sugar! (She had a southern accent) Glad you could drop in, I'm Vivi and welcome to Vivi's Funeral Salon." ("Did she said "Funeral Salon?!") She grabbed him by the back of his shirt like he weigh like a feather "Have a seat."
She toss him to a salon chair as Zero tried to relax, a bat pasted him and headed behind a huge curtain and heard a poof behind as he turned around. Vivi came out with some spider web sheet "So sweetie (Zero freaked out, looked where Vivi tossed him and looked back ("Oh fuck, she's a vampire! An incredible sexy vampire where you normally see in porn.") you in a hurry or something?" "Yeah lady! There's this freak of nature chasing me and..." before I could finish, she put that sheet on me and patted my head "There you go. Snug as a bug." We then heard pounding from the door and came charging was Fritz.
"Oh another customer, hold tight sweetie." Said Vivi as she walked towards Fritz. She then picked up Fritz the same way she did to me; by the back of his vest. "How ya doing, Mr. Fritz? (Fritz of looking for me and notice Vivi and stared at her cleavage) Here to have your hooks done? As you can plainly see, I already have a client right now. Oh, I know! You can try the new coffin steamer that Cleo sent in." I looked to see a sarcophagus that turned out to be an Iron Maiden with a ton of spikes. "In you go." She tossed him into that IM with no mercy and heard him yip in pain. I thoughth he might die as I noticed a spider next to me try to wrapped me in more web, so I blew it away as Vivi came back to me. "Uh... lady, I really don't need a..." Before I could finish, she gotten real too close to me and scratch the top of my head. "I know exactly what you need. (She grabbed my hat and shoved it in my mouth) Well anyway, I'm already a little... "behind." Said Vivi as she was pushing me towards the mirror while swaying her booty. "Hey, what's say we go out later for a BITE?" I freaked a little hearing the word "bite" and looked to see my reflection as my hair was lifted ("Yep, definitely a sexy vampire.) "You look like my type. (My eyes widen) Well right now, what will it be? Shave or a manicure?"
Zero's POV:
I nearly got killed by Vivi and her salon which her furniture can move, I mean what kind of monster salon will lets the manager to chop off her clients hands or tried to chop my head off. I could barley hear that Fritz loser, though he died but man, I was wrong. As I was being dragged to some sort of salon chair with huge powder puffs connect to some advance machine with a model head with a pair of scissors broke in half to form the cross bones. "What I got is... Vivi's own Mortified Beautified. Comes with an afterlife guarantee." Fritz burst out of the Iron Sarcophagus and pulled a huge electric razor and charge towards me. "OK, in you go." She tossed me towards that thing and I feel even lousy then ever "Step 1." Said Vivi as she press a button on some remote. I regain my senses as the machine powered up and duck from the huge puffs from clean my head off. I noticed Fritz charging and though as the gentleman my folks raised me to be; I had to save Vivi. "Step 2; don't worry,it's almost over." Fritz foolishly tripped on a skull as I jumped and pushed Vivi out of the way as Fritz landed on that chair. Even with my face in a cleavage (Thank you God), I think Fritz deserves my facial; I swipe her remote and pressed "Step 2" and the powders gave him the facial of his life. I jumped off of Vivi's chest while blushing "Sorry Vi, I can't go for that "bite" of your or you'll be a sex offender and send Fritz's boss the repair bill!" I ran the hell of out their as Vivi noticed the destruction of her salon.
"MR. FRITZ!" Fritz was a little dizzy and noticed a pissed off vampire "I QUIT!" Vivi held her head high and march out the door with no swaying her ass. Fritz growled and let out an unhearable babbling cussing at Zero. Zero ran through some slime hallway and fell down a slime slide and notice a spilt and hope one of them doesn't bring him to Fritz.
Dark 64: There you go and before you post why didn't I made Vivi ugly like in the game is because; she hot and the aftermath, no fucking way. Don't own Braindead 13 or Monster High. Enjoy Hallow's Eve.