Minato kneeled in front of Nyx, and she looked in wonder and surprise. Yukari and Fuuka had talked about it briefly before and she knew what it meant. It made her heart flutter with excitement. "Nyx… I love you will you be my brid-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out ya emo bitch!" Kanashi waved his hands to stop the couple.
"Goddamned fool…" Nyx muttered, shooting a vicious glare in Kanashi's direction.
"Put a sock in it Nyx! You're talking to the fucking boss of the Night Sky!" Kanashi yelled with a grin, not even flinching at her. Confidence rolled off him in droves, and Nyx couldn't understand how the heck he could stand to be that bold.
Yashiro came after Kanashi, letting out a hearty laugh at his antics before giving Kanashi a hi-five. "Now for this bastard!" he grinned, pointing to Kurow who just gave a smirk in response.
"Yup. I should pretty much be the dad of all high school fiction," he said, idly picking at his nails.
"What does fiction have to do with this!?" Minato exclaimed.
"I should be the grandad of Persona 3 as well. They all look up to me and it was because of Kanashi and a certain author that I graced you all," Kurow turned his nose up.
"Well… I have got to admit you are pretty awesome," Kanashi nodded sagely.
"Again, what does fiction have to do with any of this!?" Minato demanded.
"It was she. It was her all along, and she played all of you. The star played you all along!" Kurow laughed.
"What star?" Junpei chipped in.
"Look up dumbfuck," Kurow shrugged. Then, everyone in the area looked to the sky.
"Oh shit!" Junpei said, dropping to his knees and bowing.
"G-Greatness…" Akihiko muttered.
"I-I lost my godhood…" Nyx laughed nervously.
"It's a miracle!" Mitsuru exclaimed.
Kanashi just waved with a smile and said, "Yo dude! What's up? I sent you a DocX!" Promptly, blocks of paper fell down on top of him. "What!? Dude, this is like a million times longer than what I gave you! What'd you do!?"
Yashiro laughed at that and started reading through the pieces of paper. "Now you know how I feel," he smirked.
"Shut up…" Kanashi groaned.
"And what about you?" Minato said frantically. "Don't tell me you're trolling too!"
Hibiki snapped to attention, since he was busy watching Yashiro and Kanashi bicker, and randomly summoning spontaneous weapons out of nowhere. "Huh? Oh nah."
"You aren't?" Minato blinked.
"Nah! I don't like Nyx at all," Hibiki shrugged.
"But you said you did," Nyx said slowly.
"Nani? O.O I was just kidding!" Hibiki exclaimed.
Minato promptly shoved the paper away that had the emoticon on it. "The hell did that come from…?"
"Uh…" Hibiki stammered. "Doesn't matter. Anyways, it was also partly because of me that this got into the top ten most viewed!"
"Top ten what!?" Minato's eyes widened.
"Uh, viewers? They're all watching from the universal cinema," Hibiki tried to explain.
"They're watching our lives? Every single thing!?" Minato gasped.
"Unfortunately we don't get bathroom scenes," Kanashi muttered.
"Haha. Boobs for laifu!" Yashiro grinned, swinging his arm around Kanashi's neck.
"Regrettably. Plus most of the viewers are too lazy to drop any comments in," Hibiki sighed. "I could swear that those stars were crying at that."
"Nah, she wasn't crying. She was kinda… well, complaining about it more," Kanashi added. "Oh yeah… I forgot to say something." Yashiro, Hibiki and Kurow looked towards him.
"You! You're a disgrace to blue-haired protags everywhere!" Kanashi pointed at Minato accusingly. "I mean seriously, just on the other side we've got a similar blue haired emo kicking mothercanucking chaos in the face!"
"What?" Minato blinked.
"And Kanashi knows a guy that kicked both Death and Chaos right in their asses!" Yashiro said happily. "Also." Cough. "Kanashi mah bro!"
"Yashiro!" Kanashi grinned back and the two of them hugged.
"Wait, what?" Yukari mumbled as Yashiro slowly walked to Nyx and handed her a Raiho doll. Somehow, she felt compelled to take it and felt inexplicably happy about it instead of wanting to glare at him.
"Wait, you guys were beating each other, a lot!" Junpei cried.
"Yeah… we guys know each other, but we've never met. We're just pen pals," Yashiro laughed a little.
"Yeah, this guy's a real prick online!" Kanashi scoffed before smacking Yashiro's face. The capped teen just laughed at that before doing the same to Kanashi, and now it was getting serious.
"Hey, I feel like…" Ken mumbled.
"My heart feels really faint for some reason!" Junpei shouted.
"Why does it feel like something is ending?" Fuuka asked.
Kanashi and Yashiro geared up for an attack. They locked eyes, and everyone was on edge.
"C'mon guys! You guys ended two omniverses with that shit!" Hibiki shook his head.
"O-Omniverses…?" Nyx stammered.
"Oh. We call them threads and forums…" Hibiki explained. Yashiro and Kanashi just shrugged.
Here they go again…
… *sighs*
Guhhh why.
*continues writing*
They launched a punch at each other at the same time, and just as they connected, darkness ensued and everything ended.
Radar: Bonus ending done! I know, you might not get all of the jokes that I *cough*or we used… *pulls Second City Saint in by his arm* but hope you had even a tiny bit of fun with that! The next stop will be… to what should be the real ending because these endings (especially this one) are almost like troll endings since we were kinda derping around.
Plz—
Nights: boxmeyothoughtsandimmaseeyaguyslater *runs*
Radar: *facepalm*GODDAMMIT NIGHTS!
Yoshikunitsu: Hmhm. Hehe. Wait for the true ending… Well they weren't exactly supposed to be a main focus so I don't know if I could mention something like that now without breaking the flow of the story. Maybe if I bother for a one-shot or something I might explain a few things, but I might mention them in passing. Yup.
JackFrostDoll: Yeah, in this ending, no immortality, no powers. But in the last one that I have…
Technodude458: *mutters* tbh I wasn't really trying to make that ending very good *mutters*
The Greater Foo1: Haha, you're welcome?
