I do not own one piece but I do own zarniwoop and his group
Adam had a lump in his throat that wouldn't go down no matter how hard he tried. He entered the sunny's dinning hall where the straw hats were just getting done with dinner. "hey zarniwoop" luffy said from between bites of food. Adam just nodded sat down in the corner of the room unit they were done.
"I tell you something" he said. they looked over at him he took a deep breath and removed the mask "my name isn't zarniwoop lastmen, I'm adam lastmen, the zarniwoop you met was me the two women you met was my girl friend and an associate of the real zarniwoop, and on top of that he is my dad. After adam said that the real zarniwoop walked in with a file in hand by his side. The straw hats just stared him not sure what to think until luffy yelled "what going on."
Zarniwoop dropped the file on the table with the straw hats. Nami reached over and opened the file and found wanted poster as well as papers describing there strengths and weakness then nami looked up at him with a worried look. "don't worry none of that will go to the marines so do what you like with it he said before he lit up a cigarette.
"How do you learn all of this" nami said looking over her papers.
"Does it matter" zarniwoop said.
"Yes it does" nami said looking at him
"I have been watching you over all of you since you joined the crew" he said as he leaned on the wall next door.
"How do we know this is true" zoro said looking at him
"maybe it's not and I'm not here,maybe I don't exist" he said with a grin before opening a portal under him and adam then quickly closing it behind them.