A/N: Please enjoy this dumb interlude, my first new content in literal years, while I rework the next couple chapters of the story. Hi guys.
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:02pm]
Oranges or strawberries
[To: Isaac Lahey, 5:06pm]
Strawberries or strawberries. Not a contest
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:07pm]
Really passionate about your fruits, huh?
[To: Isaac Lahey, 5:13pm]
I know what I'm about. Strawberries are the best fruit, hands down.
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:15pm]
Those are fighting words
[To: Isaac Lahey, 5:16pm]
Please tell me oranges aren't your favorites
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:18pm]
They're kind of the best?
[To: Isaac Lahey, 5:18pm]
You're joking
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:24pm]
There's something about the aroma in particular, and the tang of zest
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:35pm]
Are we not friends anymore because you're wrong about your fruit preferences and can't handle being told the truth?
[From: Isaac Lahey, 5:38pm]
The end of an era
[To: Isaac Lahey, 6:00pm]
Shut up, I was eating. You're wrong. End of story.
[From: Isaac Lahey, 6:12pm]
It's a good thing my favorite fruit is actually grapes then
[To: Isaac Lahey, 6:13pm]
Purple ones?
[From: Isaac Lahey, 6:13pm]
Purple ones