The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Birthdays, Extreme Sports, & Villainy
It was a wonderful, late summer day in Petropolis. Today was a special day for one of three reasons. Number one. Kitty & Dudley was returning back to work from their honeymoon. Number two. It was their first time, going to TUFF as husband & wife. And Number three. It was Kitty's & Roz's 30th birthday today.
Anyways, all of the kids were back in school and all of the parents in Petropolis were celebrating in the streets.
The scene is on the TUFF building now.
It shows the inside of the TUFF now.
Roz just pulled up into her parking space.
She gets out of her dark blue corvette.
The audience whistles, cheers, & applaudes.
"Whoo!" she said. "It's time for me to bust some bad guy asses!"
Yep. Roz & Karey has been defeating the villains in Petropolis, while Kitty & Dudley was on their honeymoon.
But Roz & Karey didn't do it alone, either. Sometimes they would have Mini TUFF help them on occasion.
And the minis were glad to help.
Just then, tires screeching were heard.
In comes a dark emerald green corvette, which parks next to Roz's corvette & Karey's red corvette.
The owner of the dark emerald green walks out of it.
It was Kitty Katswell-Puppy.
The audience whoos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for her, for at least three minutes.
Dudley walks up next to her.
The audience also applaudes for him too.
"SIS!" Roz exclaims.
She runs up to Kitty.
"SIS!" Kitty exclaims.
She runs up to Roz.
Then the Katswell twins meet each other in a hug.
The audience awws at this scene.
"I missed you so much!" Kitty said.
"Me too!" Roz said.
"Hey. What am I?" Dudley asks. "Chopped liver?"
The audience laughs at his stupid saying.
Roz & Kitty stops hugging each other.
"Duds!" Roz said, as she goes over to her & gives him a big hug.
"Hey, Rozzie." Dudley said, as he hugs her. "How have you been?"
"I've been good, Duds." Roz said. "And you?"
"I've been good, Rozzie." Dudley said.
Kitty turns to him.
"You weren't good to me, last night." she teased.
The audience whoos at this.
"Oh, yeah!" Dudley said. "I wasn't."
The audience laughs at his retardedness.
"Come on, you two." Roz said. "It's time for work now."
"Awww! I don't wanna go to work, Kitty honey." Dudley said, as the audience laughs at his stupidness & sadness. "I wanna stay home & screw around with you."
"Well, we can always do that later, Dudley baby." Kitty said. "Now, let's go."
Then they followed Roz to the elevator, which leads them to the main lobby of TUFF.
In the Snack Room.
Karey, Keswick, the Chief, the minis, & some of the background posers were getting the Snack Room all set up for Kitty's & Dudley's welcome back party.
"So, how much longer until agents Puppy & Katswell get here?" the Chief asks.
"Any second now." Karey said. "I can't wait for them to try some of my cake!"
"We can't wait, either!" the Minis exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then Roz's voice was heard.
"Is anyone here!?" she called.
"Oh, sha-sha-shit!" Keswick exclaims. "They're here!"
The Chief turns to everyone.
"Quick! Hide!" he shouted.
Then all of the background posers, Keswick, Mini TUFF, & Karey hid.
Karey turns off the lights.
Roz, Kitty, & Dudley walks into the Snack Room.
"No one's in there." Kitty said.
"Let's check in here then." said Roz, as she turns on the light.
Then everyone comes out of hiding.
"SURPRISE! WELCOME BACK, MR. & MISS PUPPY!" they all exclaimed.
Kitty & Dudley smiles to this.
"Oh, how wonderful." Kitty said, as she turns to the cake. "Look honey. They made us a cake."
Dudley looks at the cake.
"It looks delicious!" he says, as he drools & the audience laughs.
Then Mini TUFF walks up.
"Hi, regular Kitty! Hi, Regular Dudley!" they greeted.
Kitty & Dudley turns to them.
"Hello, minis." Kitty greeted.
"So, how you all been?" Dudley asks.
"We've been good!" Mini TUFF said. "We've been helping out Regular Roz & Regular Karey, while you were gone."
"That's good, minis." Kitty said.
Keswick with the Chief, riding on his head walks up to them.
"Welcome back, Agent Katswell & Puppy." the Chief said.
"I think you mean; welcome back Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell-Puppy & Puppy." Keswick corrected.
"Whatever." the Chief said in a bored voice, as the audience laughs. "Anyways, how was your Honeymoon?"
"It was great, Chief." Kitty said.
"Did you get knocked up?" the Chief asks, as the audience laughs.
"I'm not gonna tell you that!" Kitty sniffed. "You're my fuckin' boss!"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "And that's our personal business!"
"Oh, well." the Chief said in a sad voice, as the audience laughs at his ass.
"But I must say; it was pretty damn good!" Dudley said, as the audience whoos & laughs.
"Are we gonna stand there & talk, or are we gonna have some of this cake?" Mini Dudley asks.
"Oh! Right. Right." the Chief said, as he gave Kitty the knife. "Please, cut up the cake, Katswell-Puppy."
"Okay." Kitty said.
Then she started cutting up the cake & the welcome back party got started.
50 minutes later.
Kitty sets down her plate.
"Damn! That cake was delicious!" she said. "Who made it?"
"I did." Karey said.
"That cake was very good, Karey." Dudley said, as he wipes his mouth with a napkin.
Karey blushes.
"Thanks, Duds." she said.
"Where did you get that recipe?" Roz asks, as she drinks some punch.
"It's my family recipe." Karey said. "Why did you ask?"
"Because, today's my & Kitty's birthday." Roz said.
"Oh, it is?" Karey asks.
"Yeah!" Kitty & Dudley exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.
"I didn't know that." Karey said.
Roz takes out a brochure & opens it.
"I want to do something extreme for this birthday." she started.
"And what's that?" Kitty asks.
"I wanna go mountain climbing on Mt. Hartman." Roz said.
"Mountain climbing?" Kitty asks. "I always wanted to go mountain climbing. It sounds so damn extreme!"
"I LOVE MOUNTAIN CLIMBING, KITTY BABY!" Dudley exclaims, as he picks up Kitty & starts shaking her. "PLEASE TAKE ME!"
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Alright, Dudley." Kitty said. "You can come. Just stop shaking me!"
"Oops. Sorry, baby." Dudley said, as he puts Kitty down & the audience laughs.
"It's too bad, that we're working today." Roz said. "Then we can do it today."
The Chief turns to Roz, Kitty, & Dudley.
"Well, you can do it today, New Agent Katswell." he said.
"What do you mean, Chief?" Kitty asks.
"You three may have the rest of the month off." the Chief said with a proud smile on his face.
"Really?" Kitty, Roz, & Dudley exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." the Chief said. "Now go off & enjoy yourselves."
"YAY!" Kitty, Roz, & Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"I'm gonna make some sandwiches for us." Dudley said.
"That's good, baby." Kitty said. "And there's a sexy outfit that I need to find at home."
The audience whoos at this.
"And I need to get the gear!" Roz added.
Then the three leaves the Snack Room & went down to the tube, which leads to the cars. Then they get into the cars & speed off.
The audience laughs.
Karey was about to leave, when the Chief stops her.
"Wait a minute, Agent Kitten." he said. "You can't leave yet."
"Why the fuck not!?" she asks.
"Because, you need to make a birthday cake for the Katswells." the Chief said.
"Okay." Karey said. "And I gonna get paid for this?"
"Yes." the Chief said.
"Okay, then." Karey said. "I need to get the ingredients."
"Good." the Chief said, as he turns to everyone else. "Alright, you good-for-nothing posers! Get back to work!"
Then the background poser agents complained & went back to work.
The audience laughs at this.
The Chief turns to the minis.
"Mini TUFF." he started. "I want you to help Agent Kitten & get the supplies for the party later."
"Right, Chief." Mini Kitty said.
"Are we gonna get paid, too?" asked Mini Roz.
"Sure." the Chief said.
"Alright!" the Minis exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then they go over to Karey.
"Come on, Keswick." he started. "It's time for me to beat your ass in a drinking contest now."
Keswick laughs.
"You're na-na-never gonna beat me." he brags, as the audience laughs. "I wa-wa-will always beat you in the drinking contests. Always!"
"Whatever." the Chief said in a bored tone. "Now, let's go!"
"Sure, whatever." Keswick says. "I'm gonna win anyways."
Then audience laughs, as they go to the Chief's office & start the drinking contest.
At Birdbrain's Mountain Summerhouse.
Birdbrain was up to his old schemes again.
Zippy & her twin sister, Snooki was watching Maury on tv.
It shows Maury on the tv.
"Yeah, Murray." said the guy. "This girl is houndin' on me, because I'm a rapper."
"You ain't no fuckin' rapper!" shouted the woman."You're just a f(bleep)kin' bum! Now be a father!"
The mindless sheep audience of Maury applaudes to this.
Maury takes out a envelope.
"Enough of this." he said. "Time for the results."
The mindless audience applaudes to this.
Maury opens up the envelope.
"For 2yr. old Tyreccka. Sleepy. You are the father!" Maury shouted.
Then the woman rushes up to Sleepy's face & started shouting in his face, as the mindless Maury audience cheers & applaudes to this. And they started chanting; 'Be a father!' 'Kiss her feet!', 'Be a father!' 'Kiss her feet!'.
"Dat's tellin' him!" Zippy shouted to the tv.
"Yeahs!" Snooki shouted. "Fuckin' asshole!"
Birdbrain runs up to them.
"What the bloody hell, is that shit you two harlets are watching?" he asks snootily.
"We're watchin' Maury, Boidbrain." Zippy said.
"Yeah. It's pretty good!" Snooki said.
"Youse should watch it sometimes, Boidbrain." Zippy added. "Maybe, it'll relax yas."
The audience laughs at this.
"Why would someone of my intelligence, would stoop down to such; dribble?" Birdbrain asks. "Anyways, I've came up with an evil plan."
"What is it dis time, Boidbrain?" Snooki asks.
"Well, my dear Snooki." Birdbrain said, as he held his head up high. "I am gonna destroy Petropolis."
"How are youse gonna do dat, Boidbrain?" Zippy asks.
"By building a huge ass laser & shooting it into Petropolis' tallest water tower." Birdbrain started. "All of the water from the water tower will drown the city down below & the water will flow down to the city's electrical plant & it'll sort out the entire city, and after all of the citizens are dead, I will become the new mayor & the city will be called; Birdbrain's Reservoir, a city that will be a giant bird bath and for you to live here; you got to purchase one of my patented houseboats!"
Then he shows a already builted houseboat.
"See?" Birdbrain said.
"Oh my gawd, Boidbrain." Zippy praised. "I loves dat idea!"
"Mmmmm?" Snooki said. "It sounds like, it's been done before."
The audience laughs.
"Well, whatever." Birdbrain said. "I will go through with my plan!"
"Smart move, Boidbrain!" Zippy added.
"So, when are we gonna strike?" Snooki asks.
"At two o'clock!" Birdbrain said. "That's after my shows."
"And dat's after Jerry Springer!" Zippy exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Birdbrain said dryly. "That too."
The audience laughs.
"Uh, yeahs." Snooki said, as she & Zippy goes back to watching tv, as Birdbrain tends to his houseboat.
At Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park.
Dudley was in the kitchen, making the sandwiches.
"I hope, my Kit-Kat & Rozzie like my sandwiches!" he said, as he put some thin sliced turkey onto a hoagie roll.
Then Dudley's phone rings.
He answers it.
"Hello?" he asks.
"This is Van Dyke's furniture." said the voice on the phone. "Is this Dudley Puppy?"
"Yes." Dudley said.
"Well, we got the special recliner, that you ordered last month here." said the man. "What time, do you want to deliver it to you?"
"How about, 3:00?" Dudley asks. "We're gonna be mountain climbing at that time."
"Okay, sir." the man said. "We'll be there."
"Oh, by the way." Dudley started. "Can you have it gift-wrapped & have a tag that says; 'To my lovely Kitty. From Dudley'?" Dudley asks.
"Sure." said the man. "Are you planning on knocking her boots tonight?"
The audience whoos & laughs at this.
"Maybe." Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
Then Kitty walks in.
She was wearing a emerald green muscle shirt. Black shorts, which stops halfway on her upper thighs. White socks & black Nikes with dark green trim & laces.
Her hair was in her patented sexy ponytail.
The audience whoos at her appearance.
"Who are you talking to, Dudleykins baby?" Kitty asks Dudley.
"Nobody!" Dudley exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs.
Then he turns to his phone.
"I'll call you later!"
Then he closes up his phone.
"So, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Are you ready to climb up Mt. Hartman?"
"I sure am, baby." Kitty said, as she takes out her dark emerald green duffel bag. "I'm bringing along our guns, blasters, & other shit, just in case some asshole tries to pull anything."
"That's good." Dudley said, as he started putting the wrap on the sandwiches. "Our lunch is made. Now we can go!"
"Are you sure, you wanna do this?" Kitty asks, as she grabs the keys to the new TUFF mobile. "I've never seen you climb anything, except a chair to get the cookie jar ontop of the refrigerator."
The audience laughs, as Dudley blushes.
"Uh, well." Dudley started. "I've climbed a mountain before! You'll see!"
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty giggles a bit, as she rolls her eyes & the audience laughs. "Now, let's go."
Then Dudley grabs the duffle bag full of sandwiches, chips, & drinks and follows Kitty out of the house. Then they get into the new TUFF mobile & speed off towards Mt. Hartman & park.
At Mt. Hartman.
Kitty & Dudley gets out of the sport scar & walks over to Roz.
Roz was wearing a dark blue muscle shirt. Black shorts, which stops halfway on her upper thighs. White socks & black Nikes with red trim & laces.
The audience whoos at her appearance.
"Hey, you two." Roz greeted. "Are you ready to climb this tall-as-hell mountain?"
Dudley laughs.
"My dear, Rozzie." Dudley started. "Of course, I am."
"Well, I'm ready!" Kitty said.
"Okay." Roz said. "Let's go get our gear & then we can start climbing up the mountain."
Then they go into the Equipment Rental office.
On the other side of the mountain.
Birdbrain & his two sluts were building the big ass laser.
"Zippy." Birdbrain called. "Pass me the wrench!"
He holds his hand out.
She gives the wrench.
"Hammer." Birdbrain said.
He didn't get the hammer.
"Zippy. Hammer!" Birdbrain said, getting pissed, as the audience laughs.
He still didn't get the hammer.
"Dammit! You stupid slut!" Birdbrain shouted, as the audience laughs. "What the hell are you doing?"
He turns to where Zippy & Snooki was at.
"Are you getting drunk again!?" Birdbrain shouted.
Zippy was looking through some binoculars.
"Hee!Hee!Hee!" she laughs. "Lookin' good meat!"
The audience laughs at the slutty hummingbird.
Birdbrain snatches the binoculars from her.
"Get your slutty ass back to work!" Birdbrain shouted.
"Right, Boidbrain!" Zippy said, as she gives him the hammer.
"Thank you." Birdbrain said.
"So, is it almost done, Boidbrain?" Snooki asks.
"Just about, Snooki." Birdbrain said. "I just need to make this small adjustment there and...complete!"
Then he turns to Zippy.
"Now give me the remote control, my dear Zippy."
"Okay, boss." Zippy said, as she somehow gave him the remote.
"Thanks, Zippy." Birdbrain said, as he turns towards the direction of Petropolis. "Good bye, Petropolis. And hello Birdbrain's Reservoir! Mwhahahahahahaha!"
Then he presses the buttons on the remote.
Nothing happens.
The audience laughs.
"What!? Why is nothing happening!?" Birdbrain exclaims.
"Check & see if there's batteries." said Snooki.
"Okay!" Birdbrain said.
Then he opens up the back to see if batteries was in it.
There weren't any.
"Dammit, Zippy!" Birdbrain shouted, as the audience laughs. "You didn't put any batteries into the remote!"
"Ooops. Sorry, Boidbrain." Zippy said. "I was busy watchin' Jerry Springer at the same time."
"Dammit!" Birdbrain sniffs angrily, as the audience laughs. "You & your damn Trash tv!"
"Oi!" Zippy snapped. "Don't be trashin' Jerry Springer!"
Birdbrain facepalms himself, as the audience laughs.
"Don't worry, Boidbrain." Snooki said. "I'll go get the batteries."
Then she flies back to Birdbrain's mountain summerhouse.
Birdbrain turns to Zippy.
"Now, why can't you be more like her?" he asks her.
"Because, I was born second." Zippy said. "And born special too!"
Birdbrain facepalms again, as the audience laughs at Zippy's stupid remark.
On the mountain.
The TUFF trio was climbing up on the mountain.
Well, Kitty & Roz was anyways.
Dudley was stuck in one spot. Scared to death.
"It's too high!" Dudley cries, as the audience laughs at his cowardliness.
Kitty hooks herself to the carabiner & rope.
"Come on, Dudley." she said. "You said, that you climbed a mountain before."
"B-But I didn't expect it to be this h-h-high!" Dudley cries, as the audience laughs.
Kitty rolls her eyes, as the audience laughs at Dudley's cowardliness.
Roz looks down.
"Yo, Duds!" she called. "What do you got to eat?!"
"W-W-Well," Dudley started, still scared. "I've got some turkey & prosciutto sandwiches. Just the way, you girls like t-t-them."
"That's good, Duds!" Roz said, as she licks her lips.
"Yes it does, baby!" Kitty said, as she too licks her lips. "Can't wait to eat those fuckas!"
"O-O-Okay." Dudley said, as he moved barley from the same spot he was stuck on.
Kitty & Roz keeps climbing upward.
"Just admit, that you're scared, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"Yeah." said Roz. "We won't think any less of you."
"N-N-No!" Dudley called.
"Oh, well." Kitty said in an acting sort of voice. "Looks like, Dudley wants to spend the rest of his days up here, Roz."
Kitty winks at Roz, as the audience laughs.
Roz nods in agreement.
"Yeah." Roz said, also in an acting voice. "Hey, Kitty. You know, that water delivery guy, Eric?"
"Yes?" Kitty asks.
"He's been asking about you again." Roz said.
"Really?" Kitty asks again.
"Yes he has." Roz said. "He still wants to go out with you."
"Really now?" Kitty asks. "Looks like, I'm gonna have to take up on that offer now, Roz. Because, Dudley decided that he wanna live on this mountain. Okay, Roz! I'll go see him, when we get done here."
The audience laughs at this.
Dudley then starts growling now.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I don't think so!" he growled. "My love of my life, isn't gonna marry no water delivery boy! NO FUCKIN' WAY!"
Then he starts climbing up the mountain now, with a fierce & determine look on his face.
Kitty turns to Roz.
"I knew, that would get him." she said.
"Yep." Roz said. "Knowing that a wife might be interested in someone else, would get any husband pissed."
"Let's get back to climbing, Roz." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "That'll be a wise idea."
Then they get back to climbing.
Dudley reaches the midway rest point on the mountain, before the Katswell twins did.
"Now, where is he!?" he shouted in a angry voice, as the audience laughs. "I'll tear him apart!"
Then Kitty & Roz reaches to the midway rest point now.
They run over to him.
"Dudley! Dudley! Calm down!" Kitty said.
"Where is that prick!?" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.
Kitty grabs him & kisses him.
"Calm down, Dudleykins." Kitty said inbetween kisses. "Calm down."
Dudley calms down.
"Okay, Kit-Kat." he said. "I'm calm now."
"That's good." Kitty said. "I don't want you to be pissed & angry on my birthday."
"Yeah." Roz said.
Dudley sighs.
"And I've got something to tell you, Dudley." Kitty said.
"What is it, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"Well, Roz & I maded that up, about the water delivery guy wanting to date me." Kitty started. "We just wanted you to get off your spot on the cliff & climb up here."
"Oh." Dudley said.
Then his stomach rumbles loudly.
The audience laughs.
"Well, time for lunch!" he shouted, as he opens up his duffel bag, as the audience laughs.
Then he dumps out the sandwiches, chips, & sodas and the trio started eating their lunch.
Back on top of the mountain.
Snooki returns with the batteries for the remote.
"I got those batteries, dat youse wanted, Boidbrain!" Snooki said.
"Very good, Snooki." Birdbrain said. "Now, give them to me."
"Right, boss." Snooki said.
She gives him the batteries & Birdbrain takes the batteries out of the case.
He puts them into the remote.
"Now." Birdbrain started. "Time to destroy Petropolis!"
Then he presses the button on the remote.
The big-ass laser made a buzzing sound, then it sputters, as smoke comes out of it. Then It sputters to a stop.
The audience laughs at this.
"What the bloody hell!?" Birdbrain exclaims. "What's wrong with it now!?"
Snooki looks at the laser.
"I think, there's something wrong with the laser, Boidbrain." she said.
She goes over to it & takes out some trash.
"There's garbage & shit in here!" Snooki exclaims.
Birdbrain turns to Zippy.
"Zippy." he asks, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah, Boidbrain?" Zippy asks, in a sweet voice.
"Did you put all this garbage in here?" Birdbrain asks in a fatherly tone, as the audience laughs.
"Yeahs." Zippy said.
Birdbrain growls.
"Why in the bloody hell, did you do that for!?" Birdbrain exclaims angrily.
"I thought, it was a trash can, Boidbrain." Zippy said innocently, as the audience laughs at her retardedness.
Birdbrain facepalms himself, as he growls & the audience laughs.
"Snooki. Please turn away. I'm gonna do something very, very bad." the Blue-Bottom Booby said in a evil voice.
"Youse are gonna beat up Zippy?" Snooki asks in a bored tone.
"Yes." Birdbrain said.
"Dat's fine with me." said Snooki, not caring about her younger sister. "Beat the hell out of her."
"Perfect!" Birdbrain shouted as he grabs Zippy. "Time for a special treat, Zippy."
"Is it somethin' dat I'm gonna likes?" Zippy asks.
"Yeah!" Birdbrain said. "It is! Now close your eyes."
Zippy closes her eyes.
"Like this, Boidbrain." she asks.
"Yes, Zippy." Birdbrain said. "Now, relax."
"Is this gonna hoit at all?" Zippy asks.
"No." Birdbrain said. "I'm not gonna feel any pain at all. But you are!"
Then he started beating the hell out of the tiny hummingbird.
Snooki & the audience laughs at this.
While, this was happening. They were being watched by three people.
"Looks like, that Birdbrain is up to somethink." said a voice.
"Ja!" said a second voice. "Up to no good indeed."
"Should we tell our secret best friends at TUFF?" said a third voice.
"Yes, let's." said the first voice.
"Ja!" said the second voice. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"JA!" said the first & third voices in unison, as the audience laughs.
Back on the midway rest point.
The TUFF trio was just finishing up their lunch.
"Ahhhhh! That was delicious, Duds!" Roz said, as she burped.
"Yep. It sure was, Dudleykins baby!" Kitty said, as she burped and the audience laughs.
"Thanks, you two!" Dudley said, as he blushes. "Anything for my birthday girls!"
"So, wanna get back to climbing the mountain now?" Kitty asks, as she grabs her climbing gear.
Dudley gulps loudly.
The audience laughs.
Roz walks up to him & puts a hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry, Duds." she started. "You're with friends."
Kitty also walks up to him.
"Yeah, baby." she said. "You were pretty brave & determined, when you climbed up here, using that water delivery guy trick."
"Yeah." Dudley said. "Yeah! I'm ready, to go back to climbing up the mountain!"
"That's good!" the Katswell twins exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.
"Let's do this!" Dudley shouted, as he grabs his gear.
But before, they can start back climbing. Three mountain bikers walked up to them.
They were; Madame Catastrophe. Dr. Rabies, & Madame Chaos. Madame Catastrophe's twin sister. The TUFF trio's secret best friends.
"Hey there, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said with a wide smile on her face.
"Hello there, Agent Puppy brother comrade!" Rabies said, as he slaps Dudley on the back.
The audience laughs at this.
"Hello there, Rozzie darlink!" Chaos said. "We meet again, no?"
"Hey, Catastrophe." Kitty greeted back.
"Hey there, Rabies brother!" Dudley said, as he slaps Rabies on the back.
"Hey there, Chaos." Roz said.
"So, how was your honeymoon?" Catastrophe said in a teasing voice. "Did you have fun?"
"Ja! Did ya?" Rabies asks.
Kitty & Dudley blushes, as the audience whoos.
"Yeah. We did." they both said.
Catastrophe & Rabies whoos at this, as the audience laughs.
"Looks like, our two darlinks were very busy with each other, Rabies darlink!" Catastrophe said.
"Ja!" Rabies said.
"So, what are you doink up here?" Chaos asks.
"We're mountain climbing, Chaos." Roz said.
"Yeah." started Kitty. "Today's me & Roz's birthday. So the Chief decided to give us three the day off & Roz wanted to do something extreme this birthday. So, we decided to do mountain climbing."
"Oh. Okayith." Catastrophe said.
"Why are you three up here?" Dudley asks.
"We were doink extreme mountain bikink, Agent Puppy darlink." Chaos said.
"Ja." Rabies said. "They say, it's so kick-ass, no?"
"That's what I heard." Dudley said, unsure as the audience laughs.
"It was good, meeting you three again." Kitty said. "But we must continue mountain climbing."
"Yeah." Roz said. "See you three again."
"WAIT!" Catastrophe shouted.
The TUFF trio stop in their tracks.
"What?" they asked.
Catastrophe and Chaos turns to Kitty and Roz.
"We want to give you Katswell darlinks, birthday kisses!" Catastrophe exclaims.
"Ja!" Chaos added. "So, how old are you darlinks?"
"We're 30 today!" the Katswell twins exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"That's good!" the Katz twins exclaims. "That means, 30 birthday kisses!"
Then they grabbed the Katswell sisters.
"It's time for kisses!" the Katz sisters said with lust in their voices.
Then they started kissing the Katswell twins.
The audience whoos at this scene.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Catastrophe said, as she kissed Kitty.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" said Chaos, as she kissed Roz.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Kitty replies, as Catastrophe wraps her arms around her.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Roz replies, as Chaos started feeling on her big breasts.
Dudley & Rabies started sweating.
"H-How hot is this!?" Rabies exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"It's so fuckin' hot, bro!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
15 minutes later.
Catastrophe & Chaos was on their last kiss now.
"MMMWAHHH!" Catastrophe said, as she breaks off the kiss. "So, did you enjoy that Katswell darlink?"
"Y-Y-Yeah, C-C-Catastrophe." Kitty said stunned, as the audience laughs.
"That's good!" Catastrophe said.
"MMMWAHHH!" Chaos said, as she also breaks off the last kiss. "So, did you enjoy that Rozzie darlink?"
"J-J-Ja!" Roz said, as the audience laughs.
"Did you two darlinks, enjoyed your birthday kisses, no?" Catastrophe asks.
"JA!" Kitty & Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"That's good!" Chaos said, as she picks up her mountain bike. "Time for us, to go back to mountain bikink now."
"Ja!" Rabies said, as he picks up his mountain bike.
"Oh. By the way." Catastrophe started, as she picks up her mountain bike. "Birdbrain & his two sluts are ontop of the mountain, with a big-ass laser. I think, they're goink to destroy Petropolis again."
"Oh my god!" Kitty exclaims. "We must go & stop them!"
"Right, sis!" Roz said. "But how? We don't have our weapons along with us."
"Actually." Kitty said, as she grabs her duffel bag & opens it.
She takes out a AK-47 & a 10mm.
"I've got some weapons with me." she said.
"That's smart planning, sis." Roz said.
Kitty gives Roz a weapon.
"Hey, what about me, Kit-Kat?" Dudley whines, as the audience laughs.
"Here you go, Dudleykins." Kitty said, as she tosses him a M4 carbine & blaster.
"Alright!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Okay, agents." Kitty said. "Now, to the top of the mountain & stop Birdbrain and his sluts!"
"Yeah!" Roz cheered.
"But, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "How are we gonna get up to the top of the peak, so fast?"
"We go to the mountain bike rentals." Kitty said.
Then they go to the bike rentals & they all biked up to the top of the mountain.
On top of the mountain.
After beating Zippy's ass & getting the big-ass laser cleaned out, Birdbrain picks up the remote.
"And now." Birdbrain started. "After many distractions. Time to destroy Petropolis!"
Then he presses a button.
The laser then starts up. It then aims at Petropolis first.
Birdbrain then presses a button on the remote.
The laser zaps its beam.
The laser beam hits the Chameleon's stone house, blowing it up into shimerieens.
The audience laughs at this.
"Um, I don't get this joke." the Chameleon said.
Then some more stones falls ontop of him, crushing him.
"Owwwww!" he cried. "My back!"
The audience laughs at this scene.
"Ha! Ha!" Birdbrain laughs. "It works! Now, time to aim it at the water tower now!"
"Not so fast, Birdbrain!" shouted a voice.
Then Kitty & Roz did an awesome bike flip and landed on their wheels.
They take out their guns & aimed them at Birdbrain.
"You're not gonna flood Petropolis!" Kitty shouted.
"Not on our watch!" Roz added.
"That's what you think!" Birdbrain shouted. "Snooki! Stop them!"
"Right, boss!" Snooki said, as she takes out a flamethrower and starts blasting it.
The Katswells ducked out of the way.
"We must get that flamethrower from her!" Kitty said to Roz, as they ducked the flames.
Roz sees a stone.
"I think, I know how sis!" she said.
Then she goes over & picks up a stone.
"Take this, slut!" Roz shouted, as she throws the stone.
The stone hits Snooki, thus knocking the flamethrower out of her 'hands'.
The flamethrower breaks.
"No!" Snooki cries.
Roz puts Snooki & Zippy in a small bird cage.
"You may have stopped my assistants, but you'll never gonna stop me!" Birdbrain shouted, as he grabs the remote. "Say goodbye to Petropolis!"
Then Kitty pounces onto him & started beating the hell out of him.
"No, you're not!" Kitty shouted. "Your ass is goin' to jail!"
Then the big-ass laser starts up.
"Ha!Ha! You're too late, Agent Katswell." Birdbrain said with proudness in his voice. "I've already pressed it, while you pounced on me. Looks like, I win! You don't have a prayer on stopping the laser."
Then Dudley comes riding rough on his bike.
He hits a small hump.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!" he shouted.
He slams into the big-ass laser
The audience laughs.
"NO! NOT MY BIG-ASS LASER!" Birdbrain shouted. "I hope, it doesn't break into pieces!"
The big-ass laser broke into many pieces.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Birdbrain cries. "My masterpiece! I was going to be mayor of Birdbrain's Reservoir!"
"Now, you're gonna be mayor of your cell." Kitty said, as she arrested him.
"And you're gonna be your cellmate's ass-fuck buddy too!" Roz added.
The audience laughs at Roz's joke.
Dudley then sits up, from the pile of scrap metal.
"Wha-What happened?" he asked.
"You destroyed Birdbrain's Big-ass laser, baby." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "Plus we stopped Birdbrain & his sluts from destroying Petropolis again!"
"That's great, girls." Dudley said. "Now, let's get these assholes off to jail!"
Then Kitty gets on her wristcom.
"Chief." she started. "We captured Birdbrain & his two slutty assistants. They were trying to flood Petropolis."
"Good work, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said. "Now, bring them back to headquarters. Then we'll take them to jail."
"Right, Chief." Kitty said.
Roz then looks around.
"Hey, you two." she started. "We maded it to the top! We've maded it to the top of Mt. Hartman!"
Kitty & Dudley looks around.
"Yeah! We did!" they exclaims, as the audience applaudes to them.
Roz puts in a flag that said; 'Team Katswell is #1!'.
The audience applaudes to this.
"Okay." Kitty started. "Let's get back to TUFF now."
"Alright." Dudley & Roz said, as they grabbed Birdbrain & the caged sluts.
Then they went back down the mountain.
At TUFF HQ, sometime later.
Kitty, Roz, & Dudley along with Birdbrain & the caged sluts, walked inside.
"Hello? Anyone here?" Dudley asks.
"Let's just go find everyone." Kitty said.
"Yes, let's." Roz said.
Then they went & look for everyone else.
They walked into the snack room.
Kitty turns on the lights.
Then everyone comes out of hiding.
"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KITTY AND ROZ!" they all shouted.
Kitty & Roz was in awe.
"For us?" they said in unison. "You shouldn't have."
"We had to!" said Mini Kitty & Mini Roz in unison, as the audience laughs. "We maded the cake!"
"Awwwww. How sweet." Kitty & Roz said.
"With Karey's help, of course." Mini Kitty added quickly.
"That's so kick-ass!" Dudley exclaims, as he stares at the cake & the audience laughs at his greediness. "What are we waiting for!? Let's get this party started!"
"YEAH!" everyone cheered, as the audience laughs.
Then the party get started, as some TUFF officers took Birdbrain & the slut birds off to jail.
Later.
It was time to give out the presents now.
"Alright." Kitty said. "Who's presents, should I open up first?"
"Open mine's!" the Chief shouted, as the audience laughs.
"Fine." Kitty said.
She opens up his gift.
It was an old condom wrapper.
"A old used condom wrapper?" she asks, as the audience laughs. "Really?"
"Yep." the Chief said. "I also got New Agent Katswell one, too!"
"Yuck!" Roz shouted. "Well, that's one gift, that's I'm not gonna open."
"Awww." the Chief said with his head down.
The audience laughs at this.
"Disgusting bastard!" Roz sniffs, as the audience laughs.
After receiving shitty gifts from the background posers and getting a boring lecture from Keswick. The Katswells opens a small tiny box.
Karey smiles.
"That one's mines." she said.
Kitty opens it up.
In it were two gold watches.
"Two gold watches!" Roz said.
"Those are not ordinary watches, either." Karey said, as she picks up the sapphire clock face. "These watches, glow in the dark, you can swim with them, and you can zap a laser to stop or burn up some asshole with!"
Then she takes the watch & presses a button.
A laser shoots out from it & hits a background poser agent.
The audience laughs at this.
"I'm good!" he said.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Dudley shouted at him, as the audience laughs.
"Wow! That's neat, Karey!" Kitty & Roz exclaims. "Thank you!"
"You're welcome." Karey said.
The Katswells turned to a big box.
"Hmmmm? I wonder, what's in this big-ass box?" Kitty asks.
"I dunno." Roz said. "Let's open it!"
So they opened it up.
In it were two brand new desktop computers.
"Two brand new computers!" exclaims Roz happily. "Who gave us this!?"
"WE DID!" the Minis exclaimed. "Those new desktops are to replace, your old, slow outdated ones at your cubicals. Happy birthday, Kitty & Rozzie!"
The audience awws at this.
"Awwwww. How sweet, Minis." Roz said, as she hugs her mini & Mini Karey.
"Thank you, Minis." Kitty said, as she hugs her mini & Mini Dudley.
"You're welcome!" Mini TUFF said in unison.
Kitty takes out a box.
"Here, sis." she said, as she gave Roz the box. "Here's your gift. Happy birthday."
"Thanks, sis!" Roz said, as she too took out a box. "Here's your gift. Happy birthday."
"Thanks!" Kitty said.
Roz opens up her gift.
In it was cds of her favorite old-school rap groups. All brand new.
"Brand new old-school rap cds, with my favorite rap groups!" Roz exclaims. "Thank you, sis! Thank you!"
"You're welcome, Rozzie." Kitty said. "Now, to open mine's."
She opens hers.
She takes out a sexy lacey black dress, which starts at the bustline and ends at on midthigh.
The audience whoos at this.
"Is this..." Kitty started before trailing off.
"Yep. That's right." Roz said. "That's the brand new St. DeLisle sexy nightgown. Just something for you & Duds to enjoy."
"Thank you, Roz!" Kitty & Dudley exclaims loudly.
Kitty looks at Dudley.
"What?" he asks. "I'm gonna enjoy it too. Enjoy sleeping with her in it!"
The audience laughs.
Dudley takes out a small box.
"Here you go, Rozzie." he said. "Happy birthday!"
He gives her the box.
Roz opens it.
In it was the brand new iphone.
"The brand new iphone!" she exclaims. "I've been wanting this forever! Thank you, Duds!"
"You're welcome, Rozzie." Dudley said.
Kitty then turns to Dudley.
"What about me, honey?" she asks. "Where's my present?"
"Oh. You're gonna get it when we get home, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "You're gonna get it, when we get home."
"Can you tell me what is it?" Kitty asks in a sexy voice.
"No." Dudley said.
"Please?" Kitty said again, giving Dudley a sad cat look.
"No, Kitty." Dudley said in a stern voice, with a stern look on his face. "You're gonna have to wait."
Kitty pouts, as the audience laughs.
"But I am gonna say this." started Dudley. "That you're gonna love it."
Kitty smiles widely, as the audience laughs.
Soon, the party was winding down now.
"Alright, people." the Chief said. "It's starting to get late. Time to wrap up the party now."
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"I'm ready for my gift now, Dudleykins." she said in a sexy voice, as the audience whoos.
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Let's go!"
Then he turns to Roz, Karey, & Mini TUFF.
"Good night, guys." he said. "See you at our house, tomorrow."
"Okay." Roz, Karey, & the Minis said. "See ya."
Then Kitty & Dudley goes down to the elevator, which takes them down to the garage.
"Well, minis." Mini Kitty said. "It's time for us to leave."
"Okay." the other minis said.
"I'll take you home." Karey said.
Then they go to the elevator.
Roz yawns.
"Well, time for me to leave now." she said, as she grabs her cds, watch, & iphone. "Bye."
Then everyone else leaves too.
"Well looks like, it's you & me, that's gonna have to clean up all of this mess." the Chief said.
"Fa-Fa-Fuck!" Keswick sniffs, as the audience laughs.
Then he thinks of something.
"Hey, is that Pha-Pha-Phonics Fox over there!?" Keswick shouted.
"WHERE!?" the Chief exclaims with a wide smile on his face, as the audience laughs.
Keswick runs off.
"Ha!Ha!" the Chief said. "Very funny, Keswick."
Then he turns to see, that he was by himself.
"Dammit!" the Chief shouted. "Looks like, I'm gonna have to clean all this up, by myself! Fuck!"
Then he started cleaning up the snack room.
The audience laughs at this.
At Kitty's & Dudley's house.
Dudley had Kitty's eyes covered.
"Just a few more steps, Kit-Kat." he said.
"Okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
Dudley opens up the door to the house, & they walked inside.
Then Dudley closes the door, after Kitty walks in. And he turns on the lights.
He sees the new recliner, that he got for Kitty, with the gift wrap and the tag on it.
He smiles.
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "Get ready."
"I'M READY!" Kitty exclaims.
"1. 2. 3!" Dudley exclaims, as he took his hands off of Kitty's eyes. "Happy birthday, Kit-Kat!"
Kitty gasps, when she saw the new recliner.
"A BRAND NEW RECLINER!" she exclaims. "Just what I always wanted! Thank you, Dudleykins baby! Thank you!"
Then she started kissing him.
The audience whoos.
"You're welcome, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"I'm gonna get changed & test this chair out." Kitty said.
Then she runs to her room.
Dudley sits down & sighs.
"Great!" he said to himself. "This have been a great day! I hope, this will turn out to be a good night!"
The audience whoos at this.
Soon, Kitty walks out in her brand new St. DeLisle nightgown.
The audience whoos.
"Okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said in a sexy voice. "I'm ready to test out the new recliner now."
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley said, as he gives her the remote. "Here's the remote for the recliner."
"Okay, baby." Kitty said.
She presses a button on the remote.
Her legs go up & she sits back.
"Oooh! I like this!" Kitty exclaims.
"I'm glad to hear it, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Now, come over here & let's makeout, baby!" Kitty said in a sexy voice, as the audience whoos.
"HI-GEE-GEE!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.
Then he goes over to the recliner chair & gets into Kitty's lap.
"Comfy?" Kitty asks in a sexy tone.
"Yep." Dudley said.
"Now, let's makeout!" Kitty said.
Then they started making out.
The audience whoos at this sexy scene.
An hour & a half later.
Dudley & Kitty were still in the recliner.
Kitty had a blanket over them & Dudley was fast asleep on her lap.
She was watching tv.
"Ahhh, damn!" she said. "This is the best birthday, that I ever had."
Then she looks at the camera.
"I hope, you enjoyed this chapter of the second season of The Kitty Katswell Show." Kitty said. "I sure did! We done a lot of things in this chapter. Tune into the next chapter for more fun!"
Then without waking up, Dudley. She does a sexy pose, as the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays & the audience applaudes.