The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
The Fall-lympics
Okay. This chapter idea was given to me by, DarkMadgeDragon. There's an athletic type competition happening in Petropolis, both TUFF & DOOM hears about the fancy prize. Who will win it all? Read & find out.
It was a clear fall day in Petropolis. The air was getting cooler & the days were getting shorter. Enough of this, let's see what the TUFF agents are up to.
It shows Kitty in the break room, watching tv with Mini Kitty.
The audience applaudes, whistles, & cheers for the star.
Mini Kitty turns the channel.
"Damn! There's nothing good on the daytime!" she sniffs.
"You're right about that, Mini me." Kitty said, as she took a sip of the bottle water she had. "There's nothing but shit on the daytime. You know? Like Jerry Springer & Judge Jew."
"Yeah." Mini Kitty said in a bored tone, as the audience laughs. "Bullshit. Who watches that shit religiously? Who watches that shit religiously?"
It shows the Chief's office.
The Chief was watching Judge Jew.
"Oi!" Judge Jew shouted. "Don't be laughin', while I am talkin'! Don't you understand!?"
It shows a one year old baby, playing blocks.
The audience laughs.
"Ha! Show that fuckin' brat the gavel, Judge Jew!" the Chief shouted, at the tv. "Show that young generation, what's what! Thank god for real daytime tv & court shows!"
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
Then the show went to commercial.
An announcer was heard.
"Coming up after Judge Jew." he said. "A brand new episode of Jerry Springer!"
"YAY!" the Chief cheered happily. "Another real show!"
Then the Chief's intercom buzzes.
"What the hell is it!?" he sniffs angrily. "I'm about to watch Jerry Springer!"
"Well, I wanted to know, if I'm gonna get my paycheck now, sir." Tammy said.
"Go fuck yourself, rabbit!" the Chief shouted.
"I do that at night already, sir." Tammy replies.
The audience laughs at this.
The Chief gets pissed from Tammy's smart-alreck remark & throws a brick at her head, thus knocking her unconscious.
"Fuckin' bitch!" the Chief sniffs, as the audience laughs. "Now, back to my favorite show!"
Then Judge Jew returns.
The Chief goes back to watching it.
"Judge Jew." he said in a trance, as the audience laughs.
"Some fuckin' moron, Mini me." Kitty said, as the audience laughs. "That's who."
Then Karey & her mini walk in with Dudley & his mini.
The audience applaudes, cheers, & whistles for them.
The Kittys turned to them.
"Hey, you four." Kitty started.
"What are you doing?" asked Mini Kitty.
"We're doing good, girls." Mini Dudley replies.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"We just placed a bet against the Dudleys." Mini Karey said.
"Oh, you did?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Karey said.
"So, what did you bet them to do?" Mini Kitty asks.
"We bet them to eat nine ghost peppers!" Karey exclaims.
"With some hot ghost pepper sauce too!" Mini Karey added loudly, as the audience laughs.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"You sure, you wanna do this, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"Of course, Kit-Kat baby." Dudley said. "Me and my mini is gonna win $300 dollars each from the Kareys. It's worth it!"
"Okay then, baby." Kitty said. "It's your health."
Karey & Mini Karey takes out a bottle of citrus Homey Holla, a jug of Homey Punch, a jug of milk, & a jug of water and set it on the table.
"Alright, Duds." Karey started. "We got the drinks, they're for you. After you eat those nine hot-as-hell peppers with the hot pepper sauce."
"Alright!" the Dudleys said.
Then Roz & Mini Roz walks in.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for them.
"What's going on?" Roz asks.
"The Dudleys are gonna eat nine ghost peppers!" Kitty said.
"Oh. Okay." Roz said.
"Can I have the peppers, if they don't finish them?" Mini Roz asks.
"Don't worry, Mini Rozzie." Dudley said. "We're gonna finish them all."
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley added, as the audience laughs.
Then they prepared themselves up.
"Ready?" Kitty asks, as she takes out a watch.
"Yeah!" the Dudleys said in unison.
"GO!" Mini Kitty shouted.
Then the Dudleys grabbed the hot pepper sauce & pour it onto the nine ghost peppers.
Dudley eats one of the peppers
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he hollers, as fire comes out of his mouth.
The audience laughs at this.
"HOT!" he shouted loudly.
Mini Dudley takes a pepper & eats it.
Just like his regular, fire comes out of his mouth.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT!" he hollers, as the audience laughs.
Dudley quickly grabs the jug of milk & starts chugging it down.
The audience laughs at this.
The milk soon comes back up & he started vomiting.
"Oh shit!" he said.
He goes over to the waste bin & continues vomiting.
The audience laughs at this.
"Well, looks like I won $300 bucks!" Karey exclaims in a happy voice.
"Damn!" Mini Karey sniffs. "I didn't win."
"There's still time, Mini me." Karey said. "Mini Duds will give up."
"No, I won't!" Mini Dudley sniffs, as he picks up a second pepper. "I'll win this!"
He throws the pepper into his mouth.
Steam & fire comes out of his mouth & ears.
The audience laughs at this.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mini Dudley shouted. "WATER! GIMME WATER!"
Mini Karey gives him the jug of water & Mini Dudley starts downing the water.
The audience laughs at him.
"Yay!" Mini Karey cheers. "Looks like, I win!"
Then Roz & Mini Roz walks up to the saucer with the peppers.
They try the peppers.
Dudley looks up.
"Be careful, Rozzies!" he said, as he took a deep breath. "Those peppers are hot!"
"For real!" Mini Dudley added.
"Nothing's too hot for us!" Roz said, as she dips the pepper into the hot pepper sauce.
"Yeah!" Mini Roz said, as she does the same thing.
They eat the nine peppers within two minutes.
"Ahhhhhh!" both Rozzes said, as steam came out of their mouths, as the audience laughs. "That was delicious!"
"Good job, sis!" Kitty praised.
"Yeah." Karey said. "You sure beat ole' Duds!"
"Both of them!" Mini Karey added, as the audience laughs.
The Dudleys stopped vomiting.
"What happened?" Dudley asked.
"The Rozzes ate the peppers for you, Dudleykins." Kitty said happily.
"Oh, they did?" Mini Dudley asked.
"Yeah!" Mini Kitty exclaims.
"Oh." Dudley said.
Then he passes out.
The audience laughs.
Then Mini Roz sees the newspaper.
"Mmmmm? What's this?" she asks outloud.
"What is it, Mini me?" Roz asks.
"This." Mini Roz said.
Then she gives Roz the newspaper & Roz reads it.
"Mmmmm? This sounds interesting!" she says.
"What is it, sis?" Kitty asks.
"There's gonna be a giant sporting giant event happening in Petropolis." Roz started, as she read. "Kinda like the Olympics."
"Really?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Roz said, as she continues reading the newspaper. "Only with regular, everyday citizens."
"That sounds nice." Karey said, as she & Mini Karey sit on the couch.
"Ooooh!" Roz said outloud. "The prize sounds good too!"
"What's the prize?" Mini Roz asks.
"The prize is;" Roz started as she continues to read the article. "$987,574,421,225,587 dollars!"
Then everyone in the break room runs up to Roz.
The audience laughs at this.
"$987,574,421,255,587 dollars!?" Everyone exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Roz answers.
"Wow!" Everyone exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs. "That's a shitload of money!"
"Yeah." Roz said.
"I wanna enter that!" Kitty exclaims loudly.
"Me too!" Mini Kitty exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Where do we sign in!?" Karey asks.
Roz continues reading the newspaper.
"'To enter the Fall-lympics; go to Tony's Hot Dogs, Maria's Tacos & Nachos, Philly Subs, The NC movie theater, JJ's Hot Dogs, The Park's Pizza, Thugz's bar, and Fishers Fried Fish & more.'" she finishes.
"Oh boy!" Mini Dudley exclaims. "Those are my favorite places to eat at!"
"Mine's too!" Karey exclaims.
Kitty looks at her watch.
"Well, I gotta go down to Philly Subs & get me a sandwich and an entry form." she said, as she takes out her car keys.
"Get me one too, Regular me!" Mini Kitty shouted.
"Get you a sandwich?" Kitty asks.
"No. The entry form." Mini Kitty said, as the audience laughs.
"Oh, okay." Kitty said.
"Gimme a sandwich, chips, & drink also, Regular me!" Mini Kitty shouted after her.
"Okay." Kitty said.
Roz then stands up.
"Come, Mini me." she said, as she stands up. "Let's go to Maria's & get the entry forms & some food."
"Okay." Mini Roz said.
Then they leave.
The Kareys stand up.
"Mini me & I are going to Tony's Hot dogs for lunch." Karey said, as she turns to the Dudleys. "Do you want anything?"
"I doubt that you would." Mini Karey started. "Especially since, that you both threw up not too long ago."
The audience laughs at this.
"We would want something, Kareys." Dudley said.
"What do you want?" Mini Karey asks.
"We want some beer from Thugz's!" the Dudleys exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"And two entry forms too?" Karey asks.
"Yes." Dudley said.
"Okay." Mini Karey said. "See you later."
Then the Kareys leave the break room.
Dudley turns to his mini.
"So, Mini me." he started. "Do you wanna watch, Jerry Springer?"
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley exclaims happily, as the audience laughs.
"Good!" Dudley said, as he hops onto the couch & grabs the remote as the audience laughs. "Now, let's have some fun!"
Then Mini Dudley gets on the couch and Dudley turns the tv to the shitty show; Jerry Springer.
Meanwhile, at DOOM Headquarters.
Snaptrap & his men were bored to death.
"So, does anyone have an evil plan?" Snaptrap asks.
"Nope." Francisco said, as he was reading a sports magazine.
"Nada." Larry added.
"Hyuck! How about, we go & capture all of the good-looking people?" Cleatus said, as the audience laughs. "Hyuck!"
Snaptrap facepalms himself, as the audience laughs.
"Cleatus. Why the hell are you still here!?" he asks angrily.
Cleatus puts his head down.
"I have nowhere to go." he said in a sad voice. "Hyuck."
"Well, get the fuck out, you fucking freeloader!" Snaptrap shouted, as he points at the door.
"Okay." Cleatus said in a sad voice, as he grabs his suitcase. "See ya."
"Whatever." said Ollie's replacement, who was a ginger cat, with black hair, green eyes, dark blue muscle shirt, black jeans, black Nikes, & who's name were; Ricki Walker. "Like we needed that fuckin' asshole, anyways!"
The audience laughs at what Ricki said.
"Ha! Ha! Good one, Ricki!" Francisco laughs.
"I certainly glad, that you're working with us, Ricki." Larry started. "Snaptrap doesn't throw me into the shark tank, anymore."
"Yeah." Francisco said. "And I don't have to share rooms with him anymore, either! And that's a good thing too! Now, he won't bitch & cry about him, not winning a Doomie, every fuckin' year."
The audience laughs, as Snaptrap rolls his eyes.
"Hey! I only complain to you because, mom won't listen to me!" he sniffs.
Francisco rolls his eyes, as the rest of the DOOM members did the same thing.
Ricki looks at the newspaper & starts reading it.
"Hmmmm?" she said, as she read. "I know what we can do!"
"What is it?" asked the other DOOM members.
"There's a big Olympic Sporting event happening in Petropolis." Ricki said. "And the prize is; $ 987,574,421,225,587 dollars!"
"$987,574,421,225,578 dollars!?" all of the DOOM members exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Ricki said.
"Let's enter into that Olympic thing!" all of the DOOM members exclaims.
"And since, we're all strong." Ricki continues. "We will be able to win this, easily!"
"YEAH!" all of the DOOM members exclaims.
"Mmmmm? Nah." Snaptrap said, as the audience laughs. "When you all were talking, I came up with the perfect scheme."
All of the DOOM members groaned, as the audience laughs.
Ricki rolls her eyes.
"Okay, Snaptrap." she started. "Let's hear what your perfect scheme is."
Snaptrap laughs.
"Okay." he started. "There's a big Olympic-like sporting event happening in Petropolis. The prize is; $987,574,421,225,587 dollars! Since everyone, except Larry is all strong. We will be able to win this, easily!"
"Hey! I'm strong!" Larry sniffs, as he flexes his muscles.
The puny muscles drooped down.
The audience laughs at this.
"You're a fuckin' whimp, Larry." Snaptrap sniffs, as the audience laughs.
He turns to the other DOOM members.
"So, how about it? Nice plan, huh?" he asks.
"Hey! That's my idea!" Ricki sniffs. "I just suggested it! Wasn't you fuckin' listening!?"
"Yeah." Big Dog said. "That was Ricki's idea!"
Snaptrap stares at Big Dog.
"What?" Big Dog asks.
"You're not supposed to talk!" Snaptrap sniffs loudly, as the audience laughs.
Big Dog rolls his eyes & sighs.
Ricki looks at Snaptrap.
"Yo, Snaptrap." she started. "Go down to JJ's Hot dogs & get us some hot dogs & entry forms for the 'Fall-lympics'!"
"Okay!" Snaptrap said, as he saluted.
Then he goes to the DOOM van & speeds off towards JJ's Hot dogs.
Ricki sits back.
"Francisco. Big Dog. Leather Teddy. Make me some lemonade!" she orders.
"Right, Ms. Walker!" they shouted, as they stood up and started making Ricki's lemonade.
Ricki points to Larry.
"Larry. Throw all of Snaptrap's shit into the shark tank!" she orders.
"Right, Mrs. Walker!" Larry said, as he started throwing Snaptrap's things down into the shark tank.
Ricki sits back in her seat.
"Ahhhhh!" she sighs. "Soon, I'll be in charge of this shit here!"
The audience laughs at this.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town.
Madame Catastrophe was reading the newspaper, as her twin sister; Madame Chaos & her partner; Dr. Rabies were playing the card game; Dos.
"Hey, darlinks." Catastrophe shouted. "Guess what?"
"What?" Chaos & Rabies asks in unison.
"The Fall-lympics are happenink in Petropolis!" Catastrophe read.
Chaos turns to her.
"Fall-lympics?" she asked. "What is that?"
Rabies turns to her.
"Oh, it's like the Olympics, Chaos darlink!" Rabies started. "Except, this happens every fall."
"And the city's residents take part of it, instead of some athletes from other countries." Catastrophe said.
"Ja!" Rabies said. "And the prize usually is great!"
"Really?" Chaos asks.
"Ja, sister." Catastrophe said.
"What's the prize for it, this year?" Chaos asks.
Catastrophe looks at the newspaper.
"The prize for this year is; $ 987,574,421,225,587 dollars, sister!" she exclaims loudly with a smile on her face.
"$987,574,421,225,587 dollars!?" Chaos & Rabies exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.
"JA!" Catastrophe said.
"Maybe we should enter it, sister." Chaos said.
"Ja!" Rabies butted it. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Ja, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said. "I will go down to Fisher's Fried Fish & more and get some entry forms and some food."
"Okayith, Catastrophe darlink." Rabies said.
"Alright, sister." Chaos said.
Catastrophe leaves the apartment.
"I can't wait to enter those Fall-lympics, Chaos darlink." Rabies said.
"Ja." Chaos said.
"I bet, it'll feel good to win all that cash." Rabies said.
"Ja!" Chaos said. "Just like me, beatink you in Dos!"
"What?" Rabies asks, as the audience laughs at his obliviousness.
"DOS!" Chaos shouted, as she slams the hand of cards on the table, as the audience laughs.
"Dammit!" Rabies sniffs angrily.
"Now you gotta do my laundry for a month!" Chaos exclaims happily, as the audience laughs.
"Fuck!" Rabies sniffs, as he kicks a chair, as the audience laughs.
"Now, go get started, Rabies darlink." Chaos said, as she gives him four baskets of her laundry.
"Damn, Chaos darlink." Rabies sniffed. "How many clothes do you have?"
"Lots." Chaos replies, as the audience laughs. "Now, go get started."
So, Rabies takes the baskets of clothes into the laundry room to wash her clothes, as Chaos sits on the couch & gets on her laptop.
Many days later.
It shows the main TUFF agents in the exercise room now.
They were training for the Fall-lympics.
Dudley was bench pressing. Kitty was spotting him. Roz was lifting weights. Karey was running on the treadmill & Mini TUFF was doing a bunch of training exercises.
Dudley was bench pressing 750 lbs.
"1,110. 1,120, 1,130, 1,140, 1,150." Kitty counted, as Dudley continues lifting the bar. "You're doing good, Dudleykins!"
"Thanks, Kit-Kat." Dudley said, as he continues lifting the bar. "I wanna break my record!"
"I hope so, baby!" Kitty exclaims, as the audience whoos.
Roz was looking at Dudley.
"Mmmmmm!" she said in a sexy tone. "You look so buff, Duds!"
The audience whoos at this.
"Thanks, Rozzie." Dudley replies.
Karey walks up to Dudley & Kitty.
"And you look so hot!" she said in a sexual tone, as the audience whoos.
"Thanks, Karey." Dudley said.
"1,160, 1,170, 1,180, 1,190, 1,200!" Kitty exclaims. "YOU DID IT, BABY! YOU BROKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL RECORD!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said, as he stands up and flexes his muscles, as the audience applaudes for him.
All of his female partners whoos at him.
"Mmmmmmmmm! You're so hot, Duds!" they all exclaimed in a sexy tone.
"Thanks, girls." Dudley said, as he flexes his muscles. "It's so good to be the king!"
"And it's good to be queen." Kitty said, as the audience laughs.
Dudley then grabs Kitty by her waist.
"That's right, Kit-Kat babe." Dudley said. "Now, give your king a kiss."
"Alright, honey!" Kitty exclaims.
Then she gives him a big & passionate kiss.
"Mmmmmm!" she said.
"Mmmmmm!" Dudley said.
The audience whoos at this.
This lasts for ten minutes, then Kitty broke it off.
"Did you enjoy that?" Dudley asks.
"Yep. I sure did, baby." Kitty said.
"I'm glad." Dudley said.
Roz, Karey, & the minis whoos at this.
Then Agent Chicken appears.
"What's going on here?" he asks.
Karey turns to him.
"Who wants some fried chicken?" she asks, as she licks his lips at him, as the audience laughs.
"WE DO!" Everyone shouted, as the audience laughs.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Agent Chicken shouted, as he started running for his life.
"GET HIM!" Roz shouted, as she goes after him.
Then everyone else, except Kitty & Dudley runs after him.
"Wanna follow them, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"Yes, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
Then they followed the others slowly.
At DOOM's gym.
All of the DOOM members were working out, except Snaptrap.
He was relaxing in a beach chair.
"Ahhhhhh!" he said. "Look at all those fucking losers workout! Let them, work their bodies to pieces! I'm gonna be fit & ready for the Fall-lympics! The completely lazy way!HA!"
Then he takes a bite from his blueberry pie, as the audience laughs.
Ricki then runs up to him.
"Why aren't you training for the Fall-lympics, Snaptrap?" she asks.
Snaptrap turns to her.
"Why, my dear Ricki." he started. "Of course, I am."
Ricki picks up an empty pie plate.
"Really?" she asks. "What are you training for? The pie-eating portion of the Fall-lympics?"
Snaptrap burps loudly & the audience laughs.
"No." he said. "I'm just eating all of these pies, so I can get my strength and I can workout."
Then he smiles nervously at Ricki.
"Yeah." Snaptrap said, as the audience laughs.
"GET YOUR LAZY ASS EXERCISING!" Ricki hollers at him, as the audience laughs.
Snaptrap immediately stands from his beach chair & starts running in one place.
"Yes, Ricki!" Snaptrap exclaims loudly.
"Now, get training!" shouted Ricki.
"Yes, Ms. Ricki!" Snaptrap shouted.
Then he goes on the treadmill & started running, as the audience laughs.
Then Ricki turns to the other DOOM members.
"Are you all training!?" she asks.
"Yes we all are, Mrs. Walker!" all of the DOOM members exclaims in unison, as they all trained.
"Good." Ricki said. "The more we train. The more of the chances, of us winning that cash!"
Then she goes back to training.
The Big Day.
All of the citizens that entered in the Fall-lympics, was preparing for the sporting events, which was being held in The Petropolis Arena.
It shows the TUFF gang now, getting ready.
"Oh boy, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims loudly. "I'm so pumped for this!"
Kitty turns to him.
"So am I, Dudleykins baby." she said. "I wanna win that cash!"
"Me too!" Karey shouted.
"I'm gonna buy a lot of shit, when I win all that cash!" Roz said, as she ties up her shoes.
"I wonder, who are we gonna be competing against?" asks Dudley.
"Well, we're gonna find out, when we get out there, baby." Kitty said.
"Good luck, regulars!" Mini TUFF exclaims in unison, as the audience awws at this.
Regular TUFF looks at their miniature versions of themselves.
"Thanks, minis." they said.
"We'll be cheering for you to win!" Mini Kitty exclaims.
"Yeah!" Mini Karey added. "We're gonna be hooting for you!"
"Thanks, Minis!" Karey said.
Then the PA goes off.
"All participants, please enter the floor now!" it said.
"Okay, everyone." Kitty said, as she puts on her athletic arm band & ties her hair into a sexy sports ponytail. "Let's go!"
"Yeah!" Karey said, as she too puts her hair in a sexy sports ponytail.
"Yeah!" Roz & Dudley exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.
Out in the field.
All of the participants were out on the field now.
Kitty looks around.
"Hey. Is that DOOM over there?" she asks.
Her partners look over, to where DOOM was.
"Yes it is!" Roz said. "They must've heard about the prize money, that's gonna be given out, when the winner wins!"
"We gotta keep an eye on them!" Karey said.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"And compete in the events too!" Roz added, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "That too."
"Well, hello there, Katswell darlink!" said a voice.
Kitty turns to see Catastrophe.
"Oh! Hey, Catastrophe." she greeted. "You heard about the prize money, too?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "I am hopink, that I win too!"
Chaos sees DOOM.
"I think, they heard about the money too!" she said.
"So, you're keepink an eye on them, no?" Rabies asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"Okayith." Catastrophe said.
Then the announcer is heard.
"All participants come to the middle of the field for the national anthem." the announcer said.
Then all of the participants go to the middle of the field now & the national anthem starts.
Ricki looks at the TUFF team.
"Mmmmmm? Looks like, we're actually gonna have competition." she said.
"Oh, yeah." Snaptrap said. "That's TUFF. That's our enemies."
"Mmmmmm?" Ricki said. "They're probably here to keep an eye on us."
"Yeah." Larry said.
"Hey, guys." Snaptrap started. "Do you have the shit to cheat with?"
"Yeah!" Big Dog said, as he took out a bag of stuff. "The stuff to help us cheat!"
"Good." Snaptrap said, as he rubs his hands greedily. "Now, take them out!"
Then Big Dog takes out armbands, legbands, wristbands, & headbands.
Ricki looks at the bands.
"What are these supposed to do?" she asks.
Snaptrap turns to her.
"These bands are gonna help us cheat." he said, as he puts them on.
"Oh. Okay." Ricki said.
Then she puts on some bands.
"Okay." Snaptrap said, as he ate a huge-ass slice of chocolate cake. "After the national anthem is over, the first event will start & that's when we start the cheating!"
"What!?" Ricki exclaims. "You really stuffing your fat face with some cake!? NOW!?"
"Yeah!" Snaptrap said, as he takes a bite from the cake. "I'm getting my carbs for the events."
"More like, stuffing his fat face, to quench his hunger." Larry teased, as the audience laughs.
Snaptrap kneels down to Larry's face.
"When we get done here, I'm gonna punish you so hard, Larry!" Snaptrap sniffs, as he eats the cake in his mouth.
"Whatever." Larry said, as he rolls his eyes, as the audience laughs.
The national anthem ends now.
A political ad comes on.
Everyone in the arena boos & throws items at it.
The audience laughs, cheers, & applaudes to this.
"Lame-ass politics." Roz sniffs.
"They fuckin' suck!" Karey exclaims loudly.
The audience applaudes to this for 5 minutes.
"Yeah. They sure do." Kitty said.
Then she turns to the camera.
"Yeah. That's right." she said. "I went there."
"I wonder, what's the first event?" Dudley asks.
Just when he said that, the announcer announced it.
"First up. The weight throwing contest!" the announcer said.
"Weight throwing?" Dudley asks. "ALRIGHT!"
"Weight throwing. We're so gonna win this!" Snaptrap said.
On the field.
Catastrophe picks up a weight & throws it.
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she shouted.
The weight lands at 8ft.
"8FT!" shouted the referee.
"8ft. for Team Katz!" the announcer said.
It was Francisco's turn.
He throws the weight far and it lands on 15ft.
"15FT!" the ref shouted.
"Looks like Team DOOM is on the board with 15ft.!" the announcer said.
Francisco holds his head up high, as Catastrophe holds her head down.
"Don't worry, sister." Chaos said. "You did your best."
"Ja." Catastrophe said in a sad voice.
"MY TURN!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.
Then he picks up a weight & throws it far.
It lands at 8ft.
"8FT!" shouted the ref.
"Looks like Team TUFF is tied with Team Katz." the announcer said. "Now time for Team Loser to have a throw."
Then a weak loser picks up the weight, but falls over.
The audience laughs.
It was time for the second event now.
"Up next! Swimming!" the announcer said.
"Good!" Ricki said. "I'm a pro at this!"
"Swimming." Snaptrap said. "I'm gonna do this!"
Then he eats another whole chocolate cake.
The audience laughs.
"No fuckin' way!" Ricki shouted. "Didn't you hear me!? I said, that I was gonna do this! And besides, you're eating! You gotta wait a half hour, before you swim. That's the rules."
"Well, rules are meant to be broken." Snaptrap said childishly, as he rolls his eyes crazily, as the audience laughs.
Ricki rolls her eyes.
"Fine. Go then!" she shouted.
"Yay! I win!" Snaptrap shouted, as the audience laughs.
Chaos turns to her team.
"I'm gonna do this one!" she said.
"Okayith, sister darlink." Catastrophe said. "Good luck!"
Karey turns to her team.
"I'm gonna do this one." she said. "I'm a good swimmer."
"Okay, Karey." Kitty said. "Win it for us!"
"Go, Regular me!" Mini Karey cheered.
Soon, all of the contestants were at the Olympic-sized pool now.
They all had their Olympic swimsuits on.
Snaptrap was eating some cookies.
The audience laughs at this.
"Ready?" the ref shouted.
The contestants get ready.
"GO!" the ref shouted, as he shoots off a gun in the air.
All of the contestants, except Snaptrap jumps into the pool and starts swimming.
He was still finishing up his cookies.
"Oh!" he said, with a mouthful of cookies, as the audience laughs. "They started!"
He swallows the cookies & jumps into the pool and started swimming.
Within a few seconds, he started cramping up real bad.
The audience laughs at this.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CRAMP!" Snaptrap shouted.
Then the lifeguards jumped into the pool & took him out.
Ricki slaps herself in the head.
"I knew, something like this would happen!" she sniffs angrily.
Karey was ahead. Chaos was second, and an ordinary person was third.
"Yay, regular me!" Mini Karey shouted.
"Go, Chaos darlink!" Rabies shouted.
Karey & Chaos was neck & neck.
Karey reaches the finishing line.
Chaos reaches it, just after her.
"Looks like, Team TUFF won the Swimming event!" the announcer said.
Team TUFF applaudes & cheers.
"Yay, Karey!" Kitty shouted.
Chaos dries herself off & goes to Catastrophe and Rabies.
"I came in second." she said in a sad voice.
"That's okay, Chaos darlink." Rabies said.
"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "That was pretty perfect swimmink!"
Chaos blushes.
"Thanks, you two." she said. "Comink in second, isn't so bad."
It was time for the third event now.
"Up next, the high jump." the announcer said.
"The high jump? Great!" Kitty exclaims. "I'm gonna do this one!"
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Good luck, babe."
Catastrophe turns to Rabies & Chaos.
"I'm goink to do that one, darlinks." she said. "I'm a good jumper!"
"Good luck, Catastrophe darlink!" Rabies said.
"Ja! Good luck, sister!" said Chaos.
Ricki turns to Team DOOM.
"Now, which one of you want to do this event?" she asks.
"I'll do it!" Larry said.
"Okay, Larry." Ricki said, but was interrupted by Snaptrap.
"Larry's too weak!" he said, as he rolls his eyes crazily.
"Ice cream!" Ricki shouted, as she points towards a different direction.
"Ice cream!?" Snaptrap exclaims, as the audience laughs. "Hee!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
He runs off towards the direction, that Ricki had pointed.
The audience laughs at his ass.
"So." Ricki said, turning to Larry. "Like I said, Larry is gonna do the high jump."
"Okay, Ricki!" Larry said.
Then he goes to where the other contestants were.
Catastrophe was up first.
The ref signals her to go.
Catastrophe does a running start & jumps.
"JAAAAAAAA!" she shouted.
She lands.
The ref measures.
"10FT!" he shouted.
"JA!" Catastrophe shouted.
"Good one, sister!" Chaos said, as the crowd applaudes.
It was Kitty's turn now.
She does a running start & jumps.
"YAAAAAAAAAAA!" she shouted.
She lands & the ref measures.
"10FT!" he shouted.
The crowd applaudes.
"Good one, Kit-Kat!" Dudley shouted.
It was Larry's turn now.
"Ha!" Roz laughs. "I bet, he's gonna jump only, 2 ft."
"Or less!" Mini Roz said.
"Or less." Roz said, as the audience laughs. "Thanks, Mini me."
"You're welcome." Kitty said.
Then Larry does a running start & jumps.
"YAAAAAAAAAA!" he shouted.
He lands & the ref measures.
"30FT!" the ref shouted. "THAT'S A NEW RECORD!"
"Whoa! Look like Team DOOM broke a new record!" the announcer exclaims. "30ft.!"
Larry bows, as the crowd in the stands applaudes.
"Whoo! Good one, Larry!" Ricki praised.
Then Snaptrap walks up, eating an ice cream.
"So, what happened?" he asks.
"Larry broke a new record!" Ricki said. "I knew it, it was a good idea, to have Larry do this event!"
"Well. Whatever!" Snaptrap said childishly, as he rolls his eyes crazily, as the audience laughs.
Kitty & Catastrophe walked slowly back to their teams, who were standing next to each other.
"Dammit!" Kitty sniffs. "How is DOOM so damn good?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "Have they been eatink their Wheaties lately?"
The audience laughs.
"I dunno." Rabies said. "Probably."
Roz turns to him.
"Even I know, that you can't get that athletic from eating shitloads of Wheaties." she said.
"Mmmmmm?" Chaos said. "Maybe, they have something else, that's helpink them cheat?"
"That's it, sister!" Catastrophe said. "They probably have somethink, that's helpink them cheat!"
"If that's so." Dudley said. "How are we gonna find out?"
Kitty looks at Mini TUFF.
"Minis. Do you wanna do some spying for us?" she asks the minis.
"Sure!" the minis exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Okay then." Kitty said. "I want you to go to Team DOOM & see what's making them cheat in every event, except for the swimming event."
"Okay!" Mini TUFF exclaims, as they saluted & the audience laughs.
Then they sneaked over to Team DOOM.
Catastrophe turns to Kitty.
"Who's that, Katswell darlink?" she asks.
"Them?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Catastrophe said.
"Those are our minis." Roz said. "Keswick used a cloning gun on us & created them, before we went down to Miami."
"Really?" Chaos asks.
"Ja!" Roz said.
"Do you think, that he'll be able to make mini versions of us?" Catastrophe asks with hopefulness in her voice, as the audience laughs.
"I dunno." Kitty said. "Maybe."
"JA!" Catastrophe exclaims, as the audience laughs.
On Team DOOM's bench.
Ricki was praising Larry.
"Pretty good job, Larry." she said. "I knew, putting you in this event was a good idea!"
"Thanks, Ricki!" Larry said, as he eats a foot long hot dog with extra chili, cheese, & onions.
"Hey!" Snaptrap sniffs. "You didn't put Larry in. I did!"
"You?" Big Dog asks. "You was the one, who didn't want him in!"
Snaptrap turns to him.
"I thought, I told your ass to shut the fuck up!?" Snaptrap sniffs.
Big Dog pouts, as the audience laughs.
Larry turns to Snaptrap.
"Shut the fuck up, 'Dicktrap'!" he said, as the odor from the foot long he was eating comes from his mouth.
The aroma hits Snaptrap's nose.
"Ahhhhhhh! Chili! Cheese! ONIONS!" he bitched.
Then he passes out.
The audience laughs at his ass.
"What a pussy!" Ricki sniffs.
"Yeah!" the DOOM members said in unison, as the audience laughs.
While this was happening; Mini TUFF sneaks up.
"I wonder, what makes DOOM cheats?" Mini Kitty asks.
Mini Dudley inhales.
"Mmmmmm! I wonder, who's eating that foot long hotdog with the chili, cheese, & onions?" he said, as the audience laughs.
Then Francisco takes off one of his armbands.
Mini Karey looks at it.
"Maybe, these armbands got something to do with it?" she said.
"Yeah. Probably." Mini Roz said.
"Grab some of those armbands, headbands, wristbands, & legbands." Mini Kitty started. "And bring them back to the others!"
"Right, Mini Kitty!" the rest of Mini TUFF said.
Then they sneaked up to the DOOM members without being noticed and take the headbands, armbands, wristbands, & legbands.
"We got the bands, Mini sis!" Mini Roz said.
"Good." Mini Kitty said. "Now, let's go back to our regulars and give them these bands."
Mini Dudley walks up, eating a foot long hotdog with chili, cheese, & onions.
"Mmmmmm! This is delicious!" he said, as he takes a bite from his foot long.
The audience laughs at his ass.
Mini Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Come on, Mini Dudley. Let's go!" she said.
"Alright!" Mini Dudley said.
Then they all go back to their regulars.
Back at Team TUFF's bench.
Mini TUFF runs up to them.
"We got it, Regulars!" Mini Kitty called.
"That's good, minis." Kitty said. "Lemme see it."
"Okay." Mini Kitty said.
The minis give them the armbands, wristbands, headbands, & legbands.
Roz looks at them.
"Hmmmm?" she said. "These bands look odd."
"What do you mean, Rozzie?" Dudley asks.
Roz lets out a claw & cuts open a band.
She takes out a microchip.
"A microchip!" she exclaims.
"Those assholes!" Karey sniffs. "No wonder, they were so damn good!"
Kitty started slashing open the bands with her claws.
"What you doing, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"I'm taking out these microchips, Dudleykins." Kitty said, as she also takes out a small laptop. "I'm gonna erase all of the data from these microchips, so they'll be totally useless for DOOM and that they won't cheat."
"Smart idea, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe exclaims.
Soon, the data from the microchips were erased.
"Okay, everyone." Kitty started. "Help me, put these microchips back into these bands!"
"Okay!" Everyone said, as they put the microchips back into the bands.
"Now." Kitty said, as she turns to Mini TUFF. "Here minis. Take this back to DOOM."
"Okay, Kitty!" Mini TUFF said.
Then they took the bands back to the DOOM bench.
Soon they returned.
"Alright, Kitty! We did it!" Mini TUFF said.
"Good!" Kitty said. "Hopefully, they're start losing now."
"Ja!" Chaos said. "Like, they supposed to!"
The audience laughs.
The announcer announces the next event now.
"Up next, Pole vault!" the announcer said.
"Great!" Dudley said. "I'll do this one!"
"I am goink to do this one too!" Rabies exclaims.
"Pole vault!" Ricki said. "I'm gonna do this one!"
"Okay, Mrs. Walker!" DOOM said in unison, as the audience laughs.
The contestants go back into the field & the event started.
Soon, the event ends with Team TUFF & Team Katz tied. Team Ordinary third, Team DOOM fourth, & Team nobody last.
"Dammit!" Ricki sniffs. "Why did I come in fourth!? Are these fuckin' stupid bands working!?"
"Yes." Snaptrap said. "I maded sure, they worked, before we lefted this morning!"
"Mmmmmm?" Ricki said suspiciously.
"Alright! We're tied!" Chaos exclaims.
"Yeah!" Kitty said.
"Why do I smell, a sports montage coming?" Dudley asks.
"Maybe because, it's coming up next, Duds." Roz said, breaking the fourth wall.
"I like montages, Catastrophe darlink!" Rabies exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Ja. I know you do, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said. "I know, you do."
Then the montage started with the teams doing the events.
Later.
The montage ends now.
"Whoo!" Kitty exclaims, as she wipes her head. "That was some montage!"
"Yep. It sure was!" Karey said. "We've been winning events left & right."
"And DOOM been losink a lot too!" Catastrophe laughs.
It shows the DOOM bench.
Ricki was pissed.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" she shouted. "We're losing! How the fuck are we losing!?"
"I dunno." Larry said.
Snaptrap was eating ice cream.
"Maybe we're losing, because of Larry!" he said.
"Hey!" Larry sniffs.
"If we wanna win the money," Ricki started. "Looks like, it's up to me to win it all for us!"
"Okay, Mrs. Walker!" Team DOOM exclaims.
The announcer announces the last event now.
"Last event! The 100 meter dash!" the announcer said.
"So, who's gonna do this one?" Karey asks.
"I will!" Roz said, as she stands up.
"Okay, sis." Kitty said. "Go & win it for Team TUFF!"
Then Roz goes out on the field.
"So, who's goink?" Chaos asks.
"I'll go!" Catastrophe said.
"Okayith, Catastrophe darlink." Rabies said. "Good luck."
Then Catastrophe goes out to the field.
"So, who's gonna do this one?" Big Dog asks.
"I am!" Snaptrap shouted.
"Oh, no you're not!" Ricki sniffs. "I AM!"
"Fine then!" Snaptrap sniffs, as he pouted a little kid. "Run then!"
"Okay!" Ricki sniffs. "I will!"
Then she runs out to the field.
Then all of the runners get onto their starting blocks now & get ready.
The ref raises the gun into the air.
"Ready." said the ref.
All of the contestants get ready.
"Go!" the ref shouted, as he shoots off the gun.
Then all of the runners get off their starting blocks & started running.
Ricki was ahead.
"Whoo! Go Ricki!" Snaptrap shouted from the sidelines. "Beat those losers!"
Ricki smiles to herself.
"I'm gonna win this!" she said to herself.
Roz was running behind her.
"Go, Regular me!" Mini Roz shouted from the sidelines. "Win it all!"
"YEAH!" shouted her team members. "GO, ROZZIE!"
Roz smiles.
"Yes." she said. "I will!"
Then she runs even faster now.
Catastrophe was fourth.
"Pant! Pant!" she panted. "I must win!"
Team Katz was cheering for her.
"Go sister!" Chaos shouted.
"Ja!" Rabies shouted. "Win, Catastrophe darlink! That'll be a wise thing, no!?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said to herself. "I must win!"
Then she started running even faster now.
All of the racers were reaching their top speed now.
"Ha!" Ricki laughs. "It's a good thing, that I got these bands! They're gonna help me for the rest of the race!"
Then all of a sudden, she started running slower & slower now.
"What's happening!?" Ricki exclaims. "Why am I going slower!? I'm suppose to go even faster!"
She slows down even more, as Roz, Catastrophe, & other runners past her.
Then Ricki's bands started malfunctioning & smoking now.
"What the fuck's happening!?" she asks, as she stops.
She takes off the bands.
"These fucking bands are malfunctioning!" she shouted. "SNAPTRAP!"
Snaptrap smiles, as the audience laughs.
"I don't know, what to tell ya." he said.
Then the officials run up to Ricki & looks at the bands.
"These armbands, wristbands, legbands, & headbands have microchips in it!" shouted one official.
"Check Team DOOM!" shouted another official.
Then the officials checked Team DOOM & got the bands. They opened the bands & take out the microchips.
"Microchips!" they shouted outloud.
Then the head official grabbed the mic.
"Team DOOM is disqualified for using microchips to help them win!" he said.
The crowd boos Team DOOM.
"I knew, that this was gonna happen!" Larry sniffs.
Snaptrap slaps Larry, knocking his glasses off.
"Shut up, Larry!" Snaptrap said, as the audience laughs.
Back on the track.
Roz, Catastrophe & other runners were getting towards the finish line.
The crowd was cheering, as well as the teams.
"GO ROZ!" shouted Team TUFF.
"GO CATASTROPHE!" shouted Team Katz.
Roz & Catastrophe was neck & neck now.
"Must...win!" Roz thought to herself.
Then she speeds up, just a tad of Catastrophe.
Roz crosses the finish line, with Catastrophe just 4 feet behind her & some of the other racers followed.
"The winner of the 100 meter dash." the announcer started. "Team TUFF!"
The crowd cheers & applaudes, as the audience does the same thing.
"YEAH!" Roz said.
Catastrophe goes to her.
"Congratulations, Rozzie darlink." she said. "I'm so happy for you!"
"Thanks, Catastrophe." Roz said.
Team TUFF runs up to her.
"Congratulations, sis!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Karey started. "That was some good running!"
"Thanks, guys." Roz said.
Then the announcer was heard.
"Team DOOM's so-called wins, will go to Teams TUFF & Katz!" the announcer said.
The crowd applaudes & cheers loudly, as the audience does the same thing.
"Yeah!" Teams TUFF & Katz exclaims.
"Come on up here & get your prize & awards!" said the announcer.
"Okay!" said the two teams.
Then they go & get their awards and cash.
"And both teams, get "$987,574,421,255,587 each!" the announcer said.
The crowd and audience cheers & applaudes to this.
"Congratulations Teams; TUFF & Katz." the head official said. "For the awesome sportsmanship & athleticism!"
"You're welcome!" the two teams exclaims.
The crowd applaudes for them.
Then TUFF goes over to DOOM & started arresting them.
"DOOM." Kitty started. "You all are under arrest!"
Then the Regular TUFF & Mini TUFF arrests DOOM.
"Dammit!" Ricki sighs. "I knew those bands would get us into trouble."
"Me too!" Snaptrap said, as he rolls his eyes crazily, as the audience laughs.
"Ah, shut the fuck up!" Ricki sniffs, as the audience laughs.
Several hours later.
Both team TUFF & Katz was at Kitty's & Dudley's house, celebrating their victories.
"Ahhhhhhh! This has been quite a day." Kitty sighs, as she drinks some Fruit Punch.
"Ja! It sure has, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said.
"Yeah!" Dudley said, as he eats a chicken leg, as the audience laughs. "It's been quite a day."
"DOOM's behind bars. We got our money." Roz said. "And we give our minis some popsicles!"
"YEAH!" Mini TUFF exclaims happily, as they eat their popsicles.
The audience laughs.
Chaos turns to Roz.
"I wanna congratulate you, for winnink the 10 meter dash, Rozzie darlink." she said.
"Yeah!" Karey said. "How did you learn to run fast like that?"
Roz blushes & laughs.
"I was on the high school's track team." she said. "I also got more practice from being on Seattle's SWAT team & also jogging in the morning too."
"Oh, okay." Karey said.
"Good joggink, Rozzie darlink!" Rabies said, as he takes a bite from the chicken leg.
Kitty turns to the others now.
"Should we end the chapter now, guys?" she asks.
"Yes!" came the reply, as the audience laughs.
"Okay, then!" Kitty said.
Then she turns to the camera.
"I hope, you guys enjoyed chapter 3 of the second season of The Kitty Katswell Show." Kitty started. "Turn in next time for more fun!"
Then she does a sexy pose, as the audience applaudes.