The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Christmas, Children, & Chaos part 1
It's almost Christmas Time & all of the TUFF agents are gonna have their hands full, when the mall Santa & most of the staff quits. So the Chief assigns them to fill in for the staff. How will things go? Tune in & find out. So, read, relax & review!
It was December in Petropolis. It didn't feel like it, since it was still kinda warm & snow haven't fell yet. No one didn't mind this, except for the little kids. But no one really cared what they wanted. Well, not until Christmas anyways.
There was a warm breeze blowing through the bare trees. And the skies were clear & sunny. It felt like, it should be early spring.
Anyways, it shows Kitty's & Dudley's house now.
Kitty was relaxing in her recliner & Dudley was sitting by the window, looking out of it.
The audience whoos, cheers, whistles, & applaudes for them.
The couple was enjoying their time off, which all TUFF agents got after the new agent; Devon Foxx won the headquarters back from Money Bags, who won it from the Chief in a poker game.
Kitty was drinking some lemon ice tea.
"Mmmmmm!" she said. "This is some delicious tea!"
"Yeah, I bet!" Dudley said loudly, as the audience laughs.
"Ahhhhh!" Kitty sighs. "Peace & Quiet for the next three weeks!"
"Yep." Dudley said. "Three weeks of nothing but relaxation, fun, and..."
He goes over to Kitty & he takes off her socks.
"Footjobs!" Dudley exclaims loudly.
Kitty looks at him.
"Okay, Dudleykins." she started. "You my do it."
"HI-GEE-GEE!" Dudley exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs.
Then the phone rings.
Dudley lets go of Kitty's small sexy peds.
"Phone!" he said.
"Ah, just let it ring." Kitty said.
The phone keeps ringing.
"Kitty. I can't concentrate with that phone ringing." Dudley said.
"Just ignore it." Kitty said.
"But, Kitty." Dudley started. "What if it's important?"
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Fine, Dudley." she said, as she lowers her legs to the floor & put on her slippers. "I'll get it."
She goes over to the phone & answers it.
"Hello? Katswell-Puppy residence?" Kitty asks.
"Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell-Puppy!" said Keswick. "This is an ema-ema-emergency! All agents report to TUFF ra-ra-right away!"
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"But do we have to?" Kitty whines, as the audience laughs. "We were enjoying our time off."
Then the Chief's voice was heard on the phone.
"That's an order, Agent Katswell-Puppy!" he shouted.
"Okay, Chief." Kitty said & she hung up the phone.
She turns to her husband.
"Well, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "Looks like, the Chief needs all of us to come down to the TUFF headquarters."
"What!?" Dudley asks. "I thought, we all were having three weeks off?"
"Well, the Chief and Keswick said that this is an emergency." Kitty said. "And the time off is out of the window. Now come on!"
Then Dudley stands up from the recliner.
"Damn! Stupid chief!" he sniffs. "Always ruining my fun!"
The audience laughs at him.
Soon, Kitty was in her spy agent suit.
"So, are you ready, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"Yeah." Dudley sniffs angrily.
"Come on, Dudley." Kitty said, as she grabs her car keys & grabs Dudley by the collar of his shirt.
The audience laughs at this.
At TUFF HQ.
All of the TUFF agents were in the Chief's office.
Many of them, were complaining about being back at work.
The Chief appears on his big-ass monitor.
"Alright. Shut the hell up now!" he shouted.
Everyone looks at him.
"So, you probably wondering why are you here, right?" the Chief said.
"I'm missing my talk shows!" shouted a background poser agent.
The Chief presses a button & a trap door opens underneath the background poser agent, who said that remark.
The background poser agent falls into it.
The audience laughs.
"So, does anyone else wanna join him!?" the Chief asks.
"NO!" everyone said in unison, as the audience laughs.
"Good." the Chief said. "Now the reason, I called you all here today."
Then he turns to Keswick.
"Gimme the paper please, Keswick!"
"Ha-Ha-Here, Chief." Keswick said, as he gives him the paper.
"Alright." the Chief started. "The mall Santa & most of the staff had quit. Now, there's no one there, to make the children happy and making them believe, that there's a Santa."
"So, what does that have to do with us?" asked Agent Burger.
"A lot, Agent Deliciousness." the Chief said, as the audience laughs. "Now not to make all the children sad; all of you agents are gonna go to the mall & be the staff!"
Everyone groans.
"This sounds like, this assignment is gonna suck!" Dudley sniffs.
"Ha!" the Chief laughs. "If you think that's bad, Agent Puppy. Then you're gonna hate your assignment. You get to be Santa!"
"Ahhhh!" Dudley hollers. "Why do I get the hard job!? Why can't someone else be Santa?"
"Because, Agent Puppy." the Chief started. "You got the perfect abs to be Santa. Kids can sit on your lap and you just listen to them & lie to them, that you're gonna deliver their gift on Christmas day."
"Ahhh, fuck!" Dudley sniffs, as he kicks a can.
The audience laughs.
The Chief turns to Kitty.
"Agent Katswell-Puppy gets to be Mrs. Claus." he said.
"Neat!" Kitty exclaims.
"Agent Katswell, Agent Kitten, Agent Foxx, Mini TUFF & all the other agents; will be the elves." the Chief said.
"Okay, Chief." all of the other agents said in unison, as the audience laughs.
Kitty takes out a piece of paper.
"This gives me the chance to make my great-great-great grandmother's cookies!" she said.
"Oh, boy!" Roz exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs. "I just love those cookies! Can I help, sis!?"
"Sure." Kitty said.
"Alright, everyone." the Chief said. "Get your rest, because tomorrow. You will all be busy, making all of the kids happy. You all are dismissed!"
All of the agents started leaving, with some of them grumbling & complaining over their assignments.
"This sucks!" some of them said.
Devon was also pissed.
"I didn't join here, to become a fuckin' elf!" she sniffs.
Then she stops in her tracks.
"Well, being an elf means, that I get to give kids a little joy. And I don't have to beat up any assholes!" exclaims Devon. "Plus, I get to have some of Kitty's & Rozzie's Great-Great-Great Grand mom's cookies too! Yay!"
Karey was talking.
"Hmmmm?" she said. "I wonder, why the old mall Santa quit?"
"Maybe, they ran out of liquor for him to drink, regular me?" Mini Karey said, as the audience laughs.
"Probably, Mini me." Karey said, as the audience laughs. "Probably."
Dudley was talking to Kitty & to Roz.
"I don't want kids to sit on my lap, vomiting & sneezing on me, Kitty!" he whined.
"I'm sorry, Dudley." Kitty started. "But the Chief ordered you to be Santa."
"Hey, Duds." Roz started. "At least, you're getting paided more, than the usual mall Santas."
"Yeah. That's right, Rozzie!" Dudley said, as he smiles widely. "I do!"
"Let's go & start making some of great-great-great grandma's cookies!" Kitty said.
"Oh boy!" Roz exclaims loudly as a giddy little school girl, as the audience laughs.
"I want some too!" Dudley shouted and follows them.
The audience laughs.
Meanwhile, at Catastrophe's & Rabies' apartment.
Rabies was watching some bullshit on tv, while Catastrophe & Chaos was reading some shopping magazines.
"Ooooh! This looks good, sister!" Catastrophe said.
"What is it?" asked Chaos.
"The new St. DeLisle dress with no back & the little slit in the leg, sister." Catastrophe said.
Then she shows her the magazine with the dress on it.
"Wow!" Chaos said. "I am lovink the way this dress looks! It looks extremely sexy, no?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said.
"So, when are we gonna go shoppink for Christmas presents?" Chaos asks.
"What about Christmas presents!?" Rabies asks, as the audience laughs.
Catastrophe turns to him.
"Oh, we were just talkink about, when we should go shoppink for Christmas presents, Rabies darlink." she said.
"Oh!" Rabies exclaims loudly. "When are we gonna do it?"
"How about tomorrow?" Chaos asks.
"Okayith." Catastrophe said.
"Ja!" Rabies said. "I wanna go shoppink for those brand new Mario games!"
"Okayith then." Catastrophe said. "We go shoppink for Christmas presents tomorrow."
"JA!" Rabies exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Mmmmm?" Chaos wonders.
"What is it, sister?" Catastrophe asks.
"I was just wonderink, what the Katswell darlinks are doink, sister." Chaos said.
"Oh!" Catastrophe said. "They're probably restink. After a new agent, had brought TUFF back from Money Bags."
"Grrrrrrr! Money Bags" Rabies growls. "I hate the hell out of that racist, sexist bitch!"
"I know you do, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said. "I know you do."
Then Rabies' stomach rumbles loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
"Now, I'm hungry, Catastrophe darlink!" he exclaims happily.
"So, what do you want to eat, Rabies darlink?" Catastrophe asks.
"How about somethink with bacon!?" exclaims Rabies, as he started panting.
"Okayith." Catastrophe said. "How about the Katz's CBM sandwich? It's delicious!"
"Okayith!" Rabies exclaims, as he drools heavily, as the audience laughs.
"Alright." Catastrophe said, as she goes & makes the sandwich.
She soon returns.
"Alright, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said. "Here's the CBM sandwich. Enjoy it!"
Then she gives him the plate with the sandwich on it.
"Ja!" Rabies said, as he grabs the plate.
He starts eating it.
"Mmmmmmmmmm! This is a delicious sandwich, Catastrophe darlink!" he said.
"Hee!Hee!Hee! Thanks, Rabies darlink!" Catastrophe said, as she blushes.
Rabies continues eating the sandwich, until it was eaten up.
"Ahhhhhhhh! That was delicious, Catastrophe darlink!" Rabies said, as he burps loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
Catastrophe blushes.
"Thankink you, Rabies darlink." she said.
Chaos looks at her watch.
"Oh my god!" she exclaims. "It's almost time for the weekday rerun of; Crooks!"
"Oh, ja!" Rabies exclaims. "I love the hell out of that show!"
"Me too!" Catastrophe exclaims. "Let's go watch it! That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Ja!" exclaims her two partners in unison, as the audience laughs.
Then they all go to the couch & turned the tv to Crooks & watched the show.
The next day.
All of the TUFF agents were dressed up as Santa's elves & they were all standing in front of the mall's Santa Wonderful Winter Village.
The mall manager was giving them the entire lowdown.
"Okay, TUFF agents." the mall manager started. "Here's the lowdown. Keep all of the kids happy."
"That's it?" asked a background poser agent.
"Yep. That's it." said the mall manager, as he looks around. "Where's Santa?"
Then Dudley walks up, wearing a Santa costume.
"Ho!Ho!Ho!" he said. "Merry Christmas! Where's Ms. Claus?"
"Here I am, Santa baby!" came the reply.
Then Kitty walks in, wearing her sexy female Santa outfit from last year.
The audience whoos at this.
"There's my Mrs. Claus!" Dudley said, as she walks up to him. "Ready, honey?"
"Yes, Santa." Kitty said, as the audience whoos at this.
Then Dudley dips her & gives her a passionate kiss.
"Mmmmmmmm!" Kitty said.
"Mmmmmmmm!" Dudley said, as he kissed.
The mall manager broke it up.
"Alright. Alright." he said. "This is not the back of a Chevy!"
The audience laughs.
Kitty & Dudley regained their composure.
"Okay." the mall manager said. "Let's get out there!"
Then all of the agents go off to their proper places.
Dudley sits in the main seat, where the mall Santa usually sits.
"Hmmmm." he said. "Comfy. I think, I can use to this!"
"I bet, Dudleykins." Kitty said, as she sees Roz going to the area where all of the kids will stand to see Dudley. "Looks like, we're almost ready, Dudleykins."
"Good." Dudley said. "I'm so excited!"
The first couple kids were standing in the line, with excitement on their faces.
Roz turns to the kids with a wide smile on her face.
"Hello, kids!" she started. "Welcome to Santa's Wonderful Winter Village! I'm Rozzie, the head elf. Now stand in an orderly fashion and Santa will get to you."
"Yay!" all of the kids cheered loudly.
"And when you get done visiting with Santa, get free candy canes, Christmas cookies, & some punch from Mrs. Claus!" Roz said.
"Yay!" the kids cheered.
"Do we get free train rides around the mall, driven by an elf?" asked that annoying chipmunk girl.
"Yes, little girl." Roz said, getting disgusted from the chipmunk girl's big eyes & ultra sweetness & sugariness.
"Yay!" the little chipmunk girl exclaims.
"So, who wanna go first?" Roz asks.
"Me!" shouted a little wolf boy.
"Okay, young man." Roz said, as she step aside. "Go & visit Santa."
"Yeah!" the little wolf boy said, as he runs onto Dudley's lap.
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa Dudley said. "What's your name?"
"Marlon." said the little wolf boy.
"Okay, Marlon." Santa Dudley said. "What do you want for Christmas?"
"I want a brand new Fairly Odd parents video game!" the wolf boy shouted. "And I want the brand new Mario Bros. game & the new Wii U!"
"Ho!Ho!Ho! Okay, Marlon." Santa Dudley said. "I'll get you those gifts!"
"Yeah!" Marlon shouted. "Thank you, Santa!"
"Now, go get your treats from Mrs. Claus." Santa Dudley said.
"Alright!" Marlon said, as he goes over to Kitty & get his treats.
"Merry Christmas!" Kitty called out.
"Next kid!" Roz said, as the next kid goes up to Dudley.
Meanwhile on the other side of the mall.
Catastrophe, Rabies, & Chaos was shopping for their presents.
Catastrophe & Chaos was in Veronica's Closet, getting the new St. DeLisle nightgown & some other things too.
Catastrophe holds a piece of clothing in front of her & looks at a mirror.
She turns to Chaos.
"What do you think about this, sister?" she asks.
"Hmmm?" Chaos said. "I can imange you wearink that, sister! You should buy it!"
"Okayith!" Catastrophe said.
Chaos herself was trying on some new shoes.
A nosy store clerk walks up to her.
"Can I help you, Mrs.?" asks the nosy store clerk.
"Ja!" Chaos said. "Do you got these shoes in a size three?"
"You don't want these shoes." said the nosy store clerk, as she takes away the shoes Chaos was holding.
She takes out some black opened sandal high heels.
"These will go along with that blood red jacket you're wearing." she said, as the audience laughs.
"Net! I those are like they say; ugly, no?" Chaos said, as the audience laughs.
"Okay, Mrs." the nosy clerk said, as she put away the ugly shoes & took out some more black heels, that looks exactly the same, except sluttier. "How about these? These will make men swoon all over you!"
"LISTEN, BITCH!" Chaos shouted, losing her patience as the audience laughs. "I am a fuckink villain! I need shoes, that gonna help me run away from crime scenes! Now, if you don't gimme the right shoes. I am gonna shove these fuckink slutty so up your ass, that your future decedents are gonna feel it! Now, find me the right shoes!"
The audience laughs at this, as the nosey store clerk gulps loudly.
"Do I make myself clear?" Chaos asks.
"Y-Y-Yeah." the store clerk said nervously, as the audience laughs. "You made yourself clear."
"Good." Chaos said in a calmer voice now.
"What type of shoes, you got o-o-on?" the nosey clerk asks, nervously.
Chaos shows her, her boots.
"Oh those!" the store clerk exclaims. "Yeah. We got those!"
Then the store clerk goes & get some new boots.
She returns shortly.
"Here they are, Mrs." she said. "The boots you were looking for."
"Thank you." Chaos said, as the store clerk takes the new boots up to the cashier, as Catastrophe walks up with her brand new lingerie.
"That'll be $700,000 dollars, please?" the clerk said.
Chaos paided for both the boots & nightgown.
"Alright. I'll see you again!" the store clerk said.
Chaos frowns evilly at her.
"Oh. I will, bitch." she said in an evil tone, as the audience laughs. "I will."
Then she & Catastrophe leaves the store.
"God! What a bitch!" the store clerk sniffs.
Then a brick was thrown at her head.
The audience laughs at this.
"I heard that, bitch!" Chaos shouted from outside.
The stupid store clerk falls unconscious to the floor.
The audience laughs.
Catastrophe was talking.
"So, that's my Christmas present!" she said, as she crosses out her name on the list.
"Should we buy somethink for our secret best friends; Katswell darlink. Agent Puppy darlink & Rozzie darlink?" Chaos asks.
"Ja!" Catastrophe exclaims. "I forgot about them! Let's go & get their gifts, sister!"
"That'll be a wise thing, no?" Chaos asks, as the audience laughs.
"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "Let's go!"
Then they go shopping for Kitty, Dudley, & Rozzie.
Later.
All of the TUFF agents were on their lunch breaks now and some of them were in the food court.
Dudley, Kitty, Roz was with Karey, Devon, & Mini TUFF, eating lunch.
"Oh, god!" Karey said. "This is so tiring!"
"Yeah." Mini Dudley said.
"At least, you're not the one, who gotta drive the Christmas Express around the mall." Devon sniffs. "The kids, cheering, crying, & jeering behind you will the Christmas music blaring."
"That damn chipmunk girl!" Mini Roz sniffs. "What a spoiled brat!"
"Yeah." Dudley added. "She kept coming back up to me, acting like she had forgotten something."
"And she said; that my Christmas cookies tasted like poo-poo!" Kitty sniffs. "Who the hell says that!? And she said, that I looked like a street walker too!"
"What!?" Dudley & Roz exclaims angrily. "That stupid brat!"
"I know, right!?" Kitty sniffs, as she takes a bite from her burger with extra cheese, extra bacon, and extra barbeque sauce.
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims, as she eats her nachos. "Fucking brat!"
Dudley held his lap.
"Oh, damn!" he said. "I could use a bag of ice on my lap."
Mini Kitty gives him a small bag of ice.
"Here you go, Regular Duds!" she said.
"Thanks, Mini Kitty sweetie." Dudley said, as he puts the ice on his lap.
"It's a good thing that someone we know, doesn't know we're doing this." Kitty said. "If they ever found out, we'll be deeply embarrassed."
Unfortunately; Catastrophe, Chaos, & Rabies walks up to them.
The audience laughs at this.
"Well, hello Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said. "What are you doink dressed up as that?"
"Ja!" Chaos said, as she looks at Roz.
"What are you doink, dressed up as fake-ass Santa, Agent Puppy brother?" Rabies asks. "Did you lose a bet?"
The audience laughs at this.
"No." Dudley replies. "Not this time!"
The audience laughs.
"Well, Catastrophe." Kitty started. "The original staff to do this had quit, so the Chief decided to send all of us here to do it all."
"Oh. I see." Catastrophe said. "I get it."
"So, how long are you darlinks, gonna keep doink this?" Chaos asks.
"Probably, until Christmas Eve." Roz answers.
"Oh." Chaos said.
"I hope not!" Devon said. "I don't wanna be driving that train, until Christmas!"
"Don't worry about that, Devon." Karey said. "They said, that they're gonna have a different person to drive that train every day."
"That's good." Devon sniffs.
Kitty looks at her watch.
"Oh, shit! It's almost time for us to go back to the Santa Wonderful Winter Village." she said, as she turns to Catastrophe. "I see, that you three are doing Christmas shopping, yes?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "We just brought your gifts, Katswell darlink!"
"Really?" Kitty asks.
"Ja!" Chaos said. "I hope, you three are gonna love it!"
"I know, you're gonna love yours, Agent Puppy brother!" Rabies said.
"Okay, Rabies brother." Dudley said.
"It's time to go back, guys!" Kitty announced to all the other agent elves.
The TUFF agents complained, as they started leaving the food court. The audience laughs at this.
"Well, Catastrophe." Kitty said. "We gotta go back on the clock."
"Yeah." Dudley said, as he stands up. "I gotta go back & make false promises to little kids."
"Yeah." Roz said, as she & the Minis follows them.
"See ya, darlinks!" Catastrophe & Chaos calls out with smiles on their faces.
"Peace out, bro!" Rabies calls out after them.
Catastrophe thinks.
"You know, darlinks." she started.
"What is it, Catastrophe darlink?" Rabies asks.
"Somethink tells me, those darlinks are gonna be extremely tired when Christmas eve comes." said Catastrophe.
"Ja!" Chaos said.
Rabies looks at his watch.
"Are we done shoppink yet, darlinks?" he asks. "Because, it's almost time for Judge Asshole!"
"Ja, we're done, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said. "We can go now."
"Okayith!" Chaos said. "An episode of Entourage is about to come on, also!"
"And we need to plan, on how to cheer up our secret best friend darlinks too!" Catastrophe said.
"Ja!" Chaos & Rabies said in unison, as the audience laughs.
Then the three villains leaves the food court & the mall now.
Several days later.
Many of the TUFF agents, were getting tired of all the kids at the Santa Wonderful Winter Village or as they call it now; Santa's Worthless Hellhole.
This would include the TUFF quintet too.
It shows them at Kitty's & Dudley's house now.
The TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF, had just got off from another day at the Hellhole.
"Oh, god!" Kitty said, as she sits in her recliner & takes off her black high heel boots. "What a day!"
"Yeah." Dudley said, as he lays down on the couch. "My lap hurts so fucking bad!"
"My feet fucking hurts!" Roz said, as she sits in a chair & takes off her black high heels boots.
She massages her aching feet.
"Oh, yeah! That feels good!" Rozzie said.
"What!?" Karey shouted loudly.
She has been driving the Christmas express around the mall all day, with the Christmas songs blaring on loud, which affected her hearing.
"What a day!" Mini TUFF said, as they sit at the kitchen table.
"Those annoying ass kids!" Devon said, as she turns to Kitty. "Kitty. Do you wanna get high?"
The audience laughs.
"Sure, Devon." Kitty said. "Why not."
Then she lets down her legs & goes into the secret compartment, where there was baggies full of green, rolled up blunts, chips, candy, & other snacks were.
She takes out a small bag of rolled up joints.
"Here we go, Devon!" Kitty announces, as she opens up the baggie full of joints. "Freshly rolled joints!"
"Alright!" Devon exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs. "Gimme one!"
She runs over to Kitty.
"Here you go, Devon!" Kitty said, as she gives her a joint. "Enjoy!"
"Okay." Devon said, as she lights up hers.
"We want some, too!" Mini TUFF exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Alright, minis." Kitty said, as she started passing out blunts to everyone. "Enjoy!"
Everyone gets their joints.
The doorbell rings.
"Ooops." Kitty said, as she goes over to the door & opens it. "Hello?"
There standing on the front stoop were; Catastrophe, Rabies, & Chaos.
"Hello, Katswell darlink!" she greeted.
"We came over to cheer you up, darlinks!" Chaos said.
Rabies sniffs.
"Smells like, you all are gettink high, no?" he asks with hopefulness in his voice, as the audience laughs.
"Ja!" Kitty said. "You three can come in, if you want?"
"JA!" came the reply.
They all walk inside.
"What's goink on, Katswell darlink?" Catastrophe asks.
"We were just relaxing after another rough day, Catastrophe." Kitty said, as she picks up the blunt bag. "Wanna get high with us?"
"JA!" Catastrophe exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Alright." Kitty said, as she passed out three blunts.
Rabies lights his & takes a hit.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! That is the, like they say; shit, no?" he says.
"Yeah, Senor Rabies." Roz said in a spanish accent.
"So, what are you darlinks talkink about?" Catastrophe asks.
"We were just talking about our day, Catastrophe." Kitty said. "God! It was bad for everyone."
"What!?" Karey shouted again, as the audience laughs.
"Oh. I see." Chaos said.
"We must do something about these stupid annoying kids!" Devon said, as she takes a puff.
"Si!" Roz said. "Especially, that annoying little chipmunk chica!"
"Yeah!" Mini TUFF exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.
Kitty takes a hit from her joint.
"I think, I've got an idea!" she said.
"I say, what is it, Kit-Kat dear?" Dudley asks. "I hope, it's good too!"
"Well," Kitty said. "It's this!"
Then she whispers the plan.
"Oooh! That sounds like a good plan, sis!" Roz exclaims.
"Yeah. What a great plan!" Devon exclaims.
"It sure is!" Karey added.
"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims. "Good one, Kit-Kat!"
"Nice plan, Katswell darlink ole girl!" Catastrophe said, as she takes a hit from her joint.
"Yeah!" the minis exclaim, as the audience laughs.
Kitty blushes.
"Thanks, guys." she said. "This is gonna be great!"
"But Katswell darlink, dear." Chaos said in a British accent. "Are you sure, this is goink to work?"
"Yes, Chaos." Kitty said. "The kids will love it."
"Okayith then, Katswell dear." Chaos said.
Then with the conversation done, everyone enjoys their joints.
Next morning.
After a good night's sleep, all of the TUFF agents were back at Santa's Hellhole again.
Kitty smiles widely.
Dudley turns to her.
"So, is everything's set?" he asks.
"Yes, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "And so is everyone else!"
"That's good!" Santa Dudley said. "My lap is very sore & I don't feel like having anybody sitting on it."
Then he rubs his sore lap & the audience laughs.
"Don't worry about that, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "The kids will go straight to the big surprise instead of you."
Roz runs up to the married couple.
"The kids! They're coming!" she said. "Two by two!"
Kitty turns to all of the other elves/agents.
"Alright, people." Kitty orders. "Battle stations!"
Then all of the agents & elves get into a line.
Roz took off the slash, which leads to the winter village.
"Yay!" all of the kids cheered.
"Hey, kids." Roz greeted with a large smile on her face. "Wanna go on a trip?"
"Yeah!" all of the kids cheered in unison, as the audience laughs.
"That's great!" Kitty said, as she walks up. "The buses should pull up soon!"
Then several buses pull up in front of the mall.
"The Christmas time trip buses are here!" Kitty shouted.
"YAY!" the kids cheers loudly.
"Now, get on the buses, kids!" Santa Dudley shouted loudly. "Santa's gonna take you somewhere, special!"
"YEAH!" the kids cheers, as the audience laughs.
"Where are we going?" asked the annoying chipmunk girl.
"If I told you." Santa Dudley started. "Then I'll ruin the surprise!"
"Oh. Okay, then Santa!" the annoying chipmunk girl said, as she along with the other kids go into the buses.
All of the kids were in the buses.
"Alright." Santa Dudley started on a megaphone. "Get those buses outta here!"
The buses don't move.
The audience laughs.
"Come on!" Dudley sniffs. "GO!"
The buses still don't move.
"Buses are so cruel!" Dudley hollers, as the audience laughs.
"Lemme see that, Dudleykins." Kitty said, as she takes the megaphone from him.
She turns to the buses.
"Move those buses outta here!" she shouted loudly.
Then the buses started pulling away from the mall.
Karey turns to the parents.
"You may follow the buses, if you want." she said.
Then the parents went to their cars & follow the buses.
The agents/elves cheers loudly.
"YAY! THE BRATS ARE GONE!" they cheered loudly, as the audience laughs.
"Now, we can go back to fighting crime again!" Devon shouted.
"And we can go back to our time off!" Mini Karey added.
"Just a fucking minute!" shouted the Chief.
Everyone stops & looks at him.
"I had arrange all of you to work here, until Christmas Eve!" he started. "Today's not Christmas Eve!"
"Yes it is, retard!" Roz shouted at him, as the audience laughs.
The Chief stares at her for a bit.
"Oh, yeah!" he said, as the audience laughs. "Yes it is! I kinda forgot."
Everyone groans at the Chief's stupidity.
"Thanks, Rozzie." the Chief said.
"So, is there gonna be a Christmas party!?" Dudley asks.
"Sure!" the Chief said.
"ALRIGHT!" all of the agents exclaims loudly.
"Do we get a Christmas bonus?" Mini Roz asks.
"Well normally, I don't give out Christmas bonuses, because the economy." the Chief started. "But since, I feel all generous & shit like that. You are!"
"All of us?" asked the background poser agents.
"Yes." the Chief said, as he rolls his eyes, as the audience laughs. "Even you background poser fucks."
"HOORAY!" the background poser losers exclaims.
"Now, let's go party!" the Chief shouted. "And get some of that eggnog!"
"YAY!" all of the agents cheers, as they started leaving the mall now.
Kitty & Dudley slowly follows them.
"So, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "That was a pretty clever plan!"
Kitty blushes.
"Thanks, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"So, where did you send those kids?" Dudley asks.
"Oh, somewhere where kids can have fun." Kitty started. "Where the employees have to put up with them."
"Where's that?" Dudley asks again.
"Possum Pete's Pizza Parlor." Kitty said, as she laughs.
It shows Possum Pete's Pizza Parlor.
All of the kids, were running around & having fun. The parents were complaining about how high and steep the prices were. The employees were having trouble, keeping the kids under control and the little chipmunk girl was asking her annoying questions to the staff.
"Why do the pepperoni pizza, have chopped up mushrooms on it? Why do you get pinkeye from being in the ball pit." she said in her overly cute voice. "Why are your prices too high? Why don't you answer my questions?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" shouted the employee, that the little chipmunk girl was asking the annoying stupid questions to. "STOP ASKING ME, THESE STUPID QUESTIONS! AND GET THAT 'ABOUT TO CRY' LOOK OFF YOUR FUCKIN' FACE! GOD!"
The little chipmunk girl, stares at the employee.
"Why did you say all those bad words at me?" she asks.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the employee shouted in frustration.
The little chipmunk girl smiles deviously, as the audience laughs.
"Smooth move, Kitty." Dudley said, as he takes out his cell. "Time to invite our secret best friends to the Christmas party!"
"Okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "Better do it, while we drive to TUFF."
"Alright." Dudley said. "Let's go!"
Then they run out of the mall & hopped into the new TUFF mobile & pulls out of the mall's parking lot.
End of Part 1.