The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Parties & Gifts-part 2
All of the agents were at TUFF HQ now.
Everyone was having a great time at the annual Christmas party. The Chief was getting drunk from the egg nog and was flirting with the new secretary; Julie. The background poser agents were trading each other, useless crappy 'secret Santa' gifts. Devon was dancing to the music, as well as Karey & Mini Karey. And Keswick was doing whatever.
Catastrophe, Rabies, & Chaos was also there. Normally, villains weren't allowed to attend parties at TUFF, but since everyone else would be too drunk or too horny to enforce the rules. They gladly accepted.
They were with Kitty, Dudley, Roz, & Mini TUFF.
"This is a swell party, no?" Chaos asks, as she drinks some of the punch.
"Ja!" Roz said.
"It was all worth it!" Mini Roz said, as she eats some of the snacks.
"Especially, from what we have to endure." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Dudley said, as he rubs his sore lap.
Then Keswick walks up to the TUFF trio & Mini TUFF.
"Guys. I have a gra-gra-great Christmas present for you!" he said.
"What is it, Keswick?" Kitty asks.
"It's not gonna blow up, is it?" Catastrophe asks.
"No, it's not." Keswick said.
"Well, what is it?" Roz asks.
"It's this!" Keswick said, as he shows them their cars.
"It's just our cars." Roz said.
"Yes, Rozzie." Keswick said. "But technically, I gave them an up-up-upgrade."
"An upgrade?" Dudley asks.
"That's right, Agent Puppy." Keswick said. "I upgraded them to be ec-ec-ecomonically friendly for the next five years. And they will all save on fa-fa-fuel usage. And when you turn your cars into jets, the jets will now shoot off deadly missiles into the eh-eh-enemy."
"Wow, Keswick!" Roz exclaims. "That sounds cool!"
"Yeah!" Kitty added.
"Thanks." Keswick said. "And they also go extremely faster now! So, enjoy agents. Merry Chra-Chra-Christmas!"
Then he walks away.
"Katswell darlink." Catastrophe said.
"What is it, Catastrophe?" Kitty asks.
"I am wantink to give you your Christmas gifts now!" Catastrophe said.
"Oh! Okay, Catastrophe." Kitty said, taking out a red shopping bag too. "I've got your Christmas presents too! Wanna exchange gifts now?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said.
So, Kitty gives Catastrophe her bag & Catastrophe gives Kitty her bag.
"Merry Christmas, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said.
"Merry Christmas, Catastrophe!" Kitty said.
Catastrophe takes out her gifts, which was a Kitty doll, a DVD, an envelope, a brand new iphone & some DVDs of her favorite shows.
"A brand new iphone. A DVD, another DVD of my favorite shows. An envelope & a Katswell doll!" Catastrophe exclaims. "Thankink you, Katswell darlink!"
"You're welcome, Catastrophe." Kitty said. "And for your information. In the envelope, there are sexy photos of me in my black sexy St. DeLisle nightgown. And the first DVD has sexy clips of me also."
Catastrophe smiles widely.
"Thankink you, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe exclaims loudly with a smile on her face, as the audience laughs. "Thankink you for these sexy Christmas gifts! I will enjoy them, no?"
"Ja." Kitty said, as she took out her Christmas gifts.
Her gifts was a brand new iPad, the new iphone, some new summer spy clothes, DVD sets of her favorite shows; Windy City Blue, Los Angles Undercover, The Ruler of Queens, Steinfeld, & The best of Soul Express. And some brand new cat toys, which included a brand new talking Snaptrap toy.
"Wow!" Kitty exclaims. "I got a brand new iPad! The new iphone! Some new agent clothes for the summer. DVD sets of my favorite shows & some new cat toys!"
She squeezes the Snaptrap toy.
"When I become mayor, I'm so banishing you, Larry!" he said.
The audience laughs.
"I love them, Catastrophe!" Kitty said.
"I'm glad, that you do, Katswell darlink." Catastrophe said.
Chaos turns to Roz.
"You wanna exchange gifts, no?" she asks Roz.
"Ja!" Roz said, as she takes out a shopping bag. "Merry Christmas, Chaos!"
They both exchanged gifts.
Chaos takes out her gifts.
She had the same things as Catastrophe did, except she had a Rozzie doll.
"Thankink you for the gifts, Rozzie darlink!" Chaos exclaims happily. "I love them!"
"You're welcome, Chaos." Roz said, as she takes out her gifts.
Rozzie's gifts were the same as Kitty's, except she had more the best of Soul Express DVDs & old school rap cds.
"I love the gifts, Chaos!" Rozzie said with happiness in her voice.
"I'm glad, that you do, Rozzie darlink." Chaos said. "We will makeout later, underneath the mistletoe, no?"
The audience whoos at this.
"Ja!" Roz replies.
The Dudleys had exchanged their gifts now & they loved them.
"Gift Certificates to Speedy Toni's, JJ's hot dogs, Philly Subs & others!" they exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs. "And we really love these new dog toys too!"
Then they started playing with the new dog toys.
The audience laughs at them.
Kitty & Roz gives Rabies two gift wrapped objects.
"Here you go, Rabies." the Katswell twins said in unison. "Merry Christmas!"
Rabies opens up his gifts.
There was two Russian Vodka bottles, filled with vodka.
"Two bottles of Russia's delicious vodka!" he exclaims. "Thankink you, Katswell darlinks! Thankink you!"
"You're welcome." the Katswell twins said.
Mini Kitty & Mini Rozzie took out their gifts, which was the same thing as their regulars have. And they was enjoying themselves, playing with their new cat toys.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" they laughed, as they played with their toys.
The audience awws at this cute scene.
Roz takes out three paper bags.
"Here you go, Duds." she said, as she gives each Dudley a paper bag. "Merry Christmas!"
Both Regular Dudley & Mini Dudley opens up their paper bags to see a whole ham and several bacon sandwiches too.
"Yummy! Ham & bacon sandwiches!" the Dudleys exclaims loudly. "Thanks, Rozzie!"
"You're welcome, Duds!" Roz said, as she gives Rabies the final paper bag. "Merry Christmas, Rabies."
Rabies opens up the paper bag, to see that he had the same thing.
"Thankink you, Rozzie darlink!" he said. "That's one of my favorite foods to eat!"
"You're welcome, Rabies." Roz said.
Then the dogs started eating their food.
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty gives Roz a bag.
"Here you go, sis." she said. "Merry Christmas!"
Roz opens it & takes out a 24K gold chain.
The audience whoos at this.
"A 24K gold chain!" Roz exclaims, as she puts it on around her neck. "Thanks, Kitty sis!"
"You're welcome, Rozzie." Kitty said.
"Here you go." Roz said, as she gives Kitty a small gift wrapped box. "Merry Christmas."
Kitty opens it and takes out a small bottle with green stuff in it.
She gasps.
"Is that?" Kitty asks.
"Yes it is." Roz said. "That's the Essence Of a Lovely Cat Perfume. That perfume that you wanted."
"Thank you, sis!" Kitty said, as she hugs Roz.
The audience awws at this scene of affection.
"You're welcome." Roz said.
Half an hour later.
Everyone else had got their gifts now.
Catastrophe goes over to Kitty, as Chaos goes over towards Rozzie.
"Guess what time is it, Katswell darlink?" Catastrophe asks in a sexy tone.
"What?" Kitty asks.
"It's time to makeout underneath the mistletoe!" exclaims Chaos, as the audience laughs.
Roz looks up.
"I don't see any mistletoe." she said.
Kitty also looks up.
"Me neither." she said.
Then Catastrophe & Chaos takes out some mistletoe and held it above Kitty's & Roz's heads.
The audience laughs at this.
"There's some now!" Catastrophe said, as the audience laughs.
"Now, let's kiss!" Chaos said in a sexy tone.
"Okay." the Katswell twins said.
Then they both started making out with the Katz sisters.
The audience whoos at this.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Catastrophe said, as she french kisses Kitty.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Kitty said, as she kisses Catastrophe.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Chaos said, as she french kisses Rozzie.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Rozzie said, as she kisses Chaos.
This lasts for another half hour, until they all got tired of kissing.
Catastrophe & Chaos breaks off the kisses.
"Did you like that, no?" they asked in sexy tones.
"JA!" the Katswell twins exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"That's good!" Catastrophe said.
Dudley walks up, nawling on the ham bone.
"So, are we gonna go back to the party?" he asks.
Kitty turns to him.
"Yes we are, Dudleykins." she said.
"Okay." Dudley said.
"What are we waitink for!?" Chaos exclaims. "Let's get back to the party!"
"YEAH!" everyone cheered.
Then they all go back to the party.
Many Hours later.
The party was starting to wind down now, as it was starting to get very late.
The Chief appears on his big-ass monitor now.
He was of course, drunk as hell now.
"Agents!" he started. "I've got something to say!"
Everyone, who wasn't passed out turned and looked at him.
"I would like..*hic* to thank you all for...*hic* giving up your vacations to help out at the...*hic* hospital." he said. "Those veterans really...*hic!* God! I'm so loaded right now!"
Then he falls to the floor.
The audience laughs.
Keswick sighs.
"He means, he's grateful that you all sa-sa-sacrificed your time off, to help out at the ma-ma-mall." he said. "But I don't know, what being dressed up as Sa-Sa-Santa & his elves have to do with crime fighting."
Everyone looks at him.
"Anyways." Keswick said, as he had a cart full of envelopes. "Here are your Christmas ba-ba-bonuses. Come & get them."
"Yeah!" everyone cheered loudly.
Then they all went up and get their bonuses.
"Also." Keswick started. "Since, our vacations were cut sha-sha-short. I have decided to give you another three weeks off!"
"YAY!" everyone cheers loudly, as the audience laughs.
"Now, let's get to the time off!" Keswick shouted.
"YEAH!" everyone cheers, as they started leaving the headquarters now.
"But what about all of this mess?" asked a background poser agent to Keswick. "Who's going to clean it up?"
"The Chief will, when he wa-wa-wakes up." Keswick said, as the audience laughs. "Let's get the hell out of here!"
Then everyone leaves the headquarters, as Keswick turns off the lights.
An empty beer bottle falls ontop of the Chief.
"Gaaahh!" the Chief said in his sleep, as the audience laughs.
Outside.
Catastrophe was talking.
"Ha!" she exclaims. "I've got a Christmas bonus!"
"So do I, sister!" Chaos said.
"Me three!" Rabies added.
"And we don't even work here!" the three villains exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"That's good." Kitty said, not caring about who's not getting their Christmas bonus.
"This has been fun!" Karey said, as she and her mini get into her red corvette.
"Yeah, it has!" Roz said.
Then she felt something wet hit her.
She looks up.
It had started to snow.
"It's snowing." Roz said.
"Snow!?" Mini TUFF exclaims with happiness in their voices. "YAY!"
"Looks like, we'll be getting a white Christmas after all." Devon said, as she gets into her car. "Well, merry Christmas everyone. See you in three weeks!"
"Bye Devon!" said her fellow agents.
Devon pulls off into the night.
"It's time for us to go now." Karey said, as Mini TUFF's two cars were hitched on to hers.
"Yeah!" the minis said, as they get into the car with her. "It's getting late."
"Ja!" Chaos said, as she sits in Catastrophe's car. "It's almost 2 in the mornink."
"2:00?" Dudley asks. "Now, that's late!"
"Merry Christmas, Karey." Roz called out to Karey.
"Merry Christmas, minis." Kitty & Dudley said to Mini TUFF.
"Merry Christmas, mini me." Rozzie said to her mini.
"Merry Christmas, regulars." Mini TUFF said to their regulars.
"Merry Christmas, regular me." Mini Rozzies said to her regular.
"See you next year, Karey." Dudley said.
"Okay." Karey said, as she started up her corvette. "Merry Christmas everyone!"
Then she & Mini TUFF speeds off into the night.
Catastrophe turns to Kitty.
"Well, Katswell darlink." she started. "I am hopink, that you all have a Merry Christmas. That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Ja!" Kitty said.
"Merry Christmas, Agent Puppy brother." Rabies said, as he gets into Catastrophe's car.
"Merry Christmas, Rabies comrade." Dudley said. "Don't do anything stupid."
"You know, he will." Catastrophe said.
The audience laughs.
"See you darlinks, next year!" Catastrophe said.
"Bye." Kitty & Dudley said in unison.
Then Catastrophe gets into her car & speeds off to her apartment.
Dudley & Kitty get into the new TUFF mobile now.
Dudley sighs.
Kitty notices.
"What's wrong, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"It's that, you didn't give me my gift, when we were at the Christmas party." Dudley said in a sad tone.
"That because, I was gonna give you your present when we get home." Kitty said in a sexy tone.
The audience whoos at this.
"Really?" Dudley asks.
Kitty puts her hand on his upper thigh & rubs it down towards his groin.
"Does that answer your question?" Kitty asks in a sexy tone, as the audience whoos.
Dudley gets what Kitty was talking about.
"Oh!" Dudley said. "I get it now, Kit-Kat! Let's go! I wanna get my present!"
"Okay, Dudleykins baby." Kitty said.
Then she starts up the TUFF mobile & speeds out of the TUFF garage, towards their home in DeLisle Park.
At Kitty's & Dudley's house.
Kitty unlocks the door and they both walk in.
Dudley immediately shuts and locks the front door behind him.
"Alright, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims. "I'm ready!"
Kitty laughs sexually.
"So am I, Dudleykins." she said, as she sits next to him. "Get ready for your present!"
Then she starts kissing on him.
The audience whoos at this scene.
The kissing stops.
"Like that?" Kitty asks in a sexy tone.
"No." Dudley said. "I LOVE IT!"
"That's good." Kitty said. "Now prepare for the rest of my gift to you."
"Uh, Kitty?" Dudley said.
"What is it, baby?" Kitty asks.
"What about them?" Dudley said and he pointed to the camera.
"Oh yeah!" Kitty said. "I forgot about the viewing audience. "Thanks, Dudleykins."
Then she turns to the camera.
"I hope, you all enjoyed these two chapters." Kitty started. "I sure did. Be sure to tune in to the next chapter. It'll be as good! Merry Christmas!"
Then she goes back to kissing Dudley, as they both got on the floor in front of the couch and started the sex.
The audience whoos, and applaudes to this, as the Christmas version of the Kitty Katswell Show starts.
Quick note: I would like to thank DarkMadgeDragon for helping me with the presents for everyone. Merry Christmas, everyone.