The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Kitty's & Dudley's Enchanted Night
Okay, this chapter idea was given to me by DarkMageDragon. Kitty & Dudley celebrates their first date, since they went out. So, Dudley does an anniversary thing for them & recreates what happened that night. So, please relax, read, & review!
It was a bright sunny spring day in Petropolis. Leaves on the trees were growing & blooming. The grass was also growing. Many of the city's residents had been waiting for this since, fall had ended & some of them was enjoying the perfect day, despite its April and April brings April showers, which will bring May flowers as the old saying goes.
Anyway, let's check on what the TUFF agents are up to.
It shows; Kitty, Roz, Mini Kitty, & Mini Roz sitting at their cubicals. Typing on their computers.
The audience whoos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them.
"And there!" Kitty exclaims. "All of the villains' profiles are updated on my end!"
Roz then scoots away from her desk.
"Haaaaaaaa! I'm done too!" she said.
Mini Kitty & Mini Roz does the same thing too.
"So are we!" they said in unison as the audience laughs.
Kitty turns to them.
"Well, you three." she started. "What do you wanna do now?"
"How about we go exercise?" Mini Kitty asks.
"I'm okay with that, Mini me." said Kitty.
"Me too!" Mini Roz exclaims.
Then Kitty turns to Roz.
"How about you, sis?" she asks.
"No thanks, sis." replied Roz. "I think, I'll stay right here."
"Okay, then." Kitty said, as she & their minis stand up. "If you need us, you know where to find us!"
Then Kitty, Mini Kitty & Mini Roz walks away.
Roz then looks around.
"Time to relax!" she exclaims.
Then she takes off her dark blue high heel boots.
"Haaaaaa!" she sighs. "It feels so good to be out of those high heel boots!"
She rubs her small sexy peds & takes off the band, which held her hair in a ponytail. Her hair falls down to her mid shoulders.
"Oh, yeah!" she said as she swings her head, making her fiery red hair flow as the audience whoos at her sexiness.
While doing this; Dudley walks silently up behind her.
"Looking good, sexy Rozzie." he said.
Rozzie stops swinging her head.
"Duds!" she exclaims as she puts on of her boots back on.
"No wait!" Dudley said. "I don't mind, really."
Roz stops & looks at him.
"You don't?" she asks.
"I don't." Dudley started. "I'm surprised, that you're willing to do that at our cubical, instead of the break room."
Roz turns to see Agent Weasel with a hard on, sitting next to her.
"Oh, man!" he exclaims. "Marry me, hot babe Agent Rozzie!"
Roz growls angrily at him.
"Tell anyone about that, & I'll fucking kill you!" she growled. "GOT THAT!?"
"Oh, I'm not telling." Agent Weasel said. "If you date me that is. If you refuse, I'm gonna have to tell everyone about that."
"That's it!" Roz started. "I'm gonna kick your ass now!"
Then she grabs him by the throat & starts beating the hell out of him.
The audience laughs & cheers at this.
"Go Rozzie!" Dudley cheers.
Soon the ass beating was over.
"Let's go to the break room, Duds!" Roz sniffs.
Then they go to the break room.
It shows Agent Weasel all beaten up & unconscious.
Agent Horse walks up & looks at the beaten up weasel.
"Damn, man! What the hell happen to you!?" he exclaims as the audience laughs.
In the break room.
Dudley & Roz was in there by themselves.
"Alright, Rozzie." Dudley said. "You may do that in here now!"
"Okay." Roz said as she takes off her high heel boots & takes the band off, letting her hair down again.
Dudley sits on the couch.
"So, Rozzie." he started. "Have a man come & take you away yet?"
"No." Roz said as she rubs her peds. "But I'm working on it."
"Oh." Dudley said. "I wish, I can marry you too, but I don't know how Kitty feels about that."
"Well, you can always ask her." Roz said. "She didn't mind, when you fucked me when we had threesome last year."
"Yeah." Dudley said as he looks at Roz. "But then again. I don't feel like moving to Utah."
"Yeah." Roz said.
"I like your feet!" Dudley said. "I'm getting all hard!"
"I can see that!" Roz said in a sexy tone looking at Dudley's erection.
Then she thinks of something.
"Duds. How about we be 'Friends with benefits'?" Roz suggested.
"What does that mean?" Dudley asks.
"It means, a friend can have casual sex with no expectation of forming a deep emotional attachment." Roz explains. "Other words. You can fuck me, & don't expect commitments to marriage."
"You mean like a sex buddy or sex partner?" Dudley asks.
"Yeah!" Roz said.
"I like the sound of that!" Dudley exclaims. "So, do I need to buy you a ring or something?"
"You can." Roz started as she continues rubbing her feet. "But I prefer a bracelet."
"A friendship bracelet?" Dudley suggested.
"How about a Friends with benefits bracelet?" Roz suggested.
"Yeah! That!" Dudley said.
"Okay then, Duds." Roz said as she puts her sexy peds onto Dudley's erected cock. "Mmmmmm!"
"Oh, yeah!" Dudley sighs happily. "This feels so damn good, Rozzie!"
"I'm glad, that you're enjoying it, Duds." Roz said as she continues stroking his dick a bit faster now.
"Ahhhhh, yeah!" Dudley said.
Roz strokes his cock even more faster now.
"Ahhhhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Dudley said. "It's been awhile, Rozzie!"
"I know, Duds!" Roz exclaims. "I know!"
She strokes his cock even faster now.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Dudley shouted. "It's feels so damn good! I love these sexy peds on my cock!"
"And my sexy peds love stroking this cock!" Roz exclaims.
Then she goes lightning fast now.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Dudley shouted. "If she does anymore, I'll explode!"
"That's great, Duds!" Roz exclaims. "I wanna feel all of your cum on my small sexy peds!"
"Okay, Rozzie!" Dudley shouted.
Roz goes lightning fast now.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley shouted as he explodes his heavy load onto Roz's sexy small peds. "Haaaaaaaaa!"
"Mmmmmm! Your cum feels so good on my sexy peds, Duds!" Roz said in a sexy tone. "Mmmmmm!"
"Thank you, Rozzie." Dudley said. "Now, lick it all up!"
"Okay!" Roz said.
Then she started licking up the cum off of her peds.
"Mmmmm!" she said. "Tastes good!"
"Thank you, Rozzie." Dudley said. "Lick it all up. It's good for you."
"Mmmmmm!" Roz said, as she continues licking.
Soon all of the cum was licked up.
"Delicious!" Roz exclaims.
"Thanks, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "I certainly enjoyed that!"
"Me too!" Roz said. "We must do that again sometime."
"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims. "So, now what do you wanna do?"
But before Roz can respond, an alarm started sounding loudly.
"Oh shit!" Roz exclaims. "That's the red alert! We gotta go see, what's up!"
Then she puts her high heel boots back on & put her hair back into her patented ponytail.
"Dammit!" Dudley sniffs. "Just when, I was started to enjoy myself!"
"Come on, Duds." Roz said. "Let's go see, what the Chief wants."
Then they both go to the Chief's office, with Dudley pouting.
In the Chief's office.
All of the TUFF agents were in there.
The Chief turns to them.
"Alright, agents." he started. "We've got a red alert!"
"What is it this time, Chief?" Kitty asks. "Did DOOM escape from jail!?"
"No, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief replies.
"Did Money Bags rob the Hot & Sexy Store?" Agent Weasel said as he winks at Roz, as the audience laughs.
"Take your mind out of the fucking gutter, Agent Weasel!" the Chief sniffs. "Agent Katswell don't even like you."
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims.
"And this is serious!" the Chief continues. "Birdbrain is threatening to use a ray gun that will turn everyone in Petropolis into a blue bottom booby, just like him!"
"Ha!" Dudley laughs. "Booby!"
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Stupid dog!" Agent Horse sniffs snootily.
Then everyone starts creeping out from the thought of being blue bottom boobies.
"Oh, fuck!" Karey exclaims. "I don't wanna be a blue bottom booby! I don't want to have false teeth! I'm too young!"
"This Birdbrain sounds like an asshole." Devon said.
"He is, Agent Fa-Fa-Foxx!" Keswick said.
"So that's why, I want the TUFF quintet to go & stop his ass!" the Chief orders.
"Right, Chief!" Kitty said with a determined look on her face.
"And I want Mini TUFF and a few background poser agents to go along with you too!" the Chief went on. "According to his updated intel. He hired some more henchmen! So, be careful!"
"Don't worry!" Roz said with a determined look on her face, remembering the last time Birdbrain hired two henchmen. "We know, how to deal with them!"
"Good!" the Chief said as he turns to Agent Weasel & Agent Filbert. "I want you two to go with them!"
"Right, sir!" Agent Weasel said as he eyes Roz with a wide smile on his face.
Roz rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.
"I will avenge my brother's death!" Agent Filbert exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "I'll show that white coyote!"
"Great." Kitty mutters to herself. "Another fucking crazy squirrel."
Then she turns to the rest of her partners, Mini TUFF & the two lame background poser agents.
"Let's go & stop Birdbrain!" she said.
"Yeah!" came the reply.
Then they all go into the vacuum which leads to the TUFF garage & their cars.
"What about the rest of us, sir?" Agent Horse asks the Chief.
"You useless fucks get back to work!" the Chief shouted. "Before, I fire your asses!"
Then grumbling, the lame background posers leave the Chief's office.
The audience laughs at them.
"What ma-made you hired them in the first place, Chief?" Keswick asks.
"I don't know." the Chief said. "I think, I was drunk or high."
"Whatelse is new!?" Keswick said as the audience laughs.
At Birdbrain's lair.
Birdbrain was getting the ray gun ready to fire on the city below.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" he laughs evilly. "When I fire this laser down to the city below. Everyone will turn into blue bottom boobies, so I won't be the last blue bottom booby! Hahahahahahaha!"
"Oh, Boidbrain." Zippy praised. "That is such genius plan!"
"Yeah, Birdbrain!" said a henchman, who was a bear. "That's the best evil scheme, I ever heard!"
"Thank you, Zippy! Thank you, Knuckles!" Birdbrain said as he holds his head up in pride.
"Hmmmm?" Snooki said. "Wasn't there a blue bottom booby, named Paul or something like that?"
"NO THERE WASN'T!" Birdbrain shouted as the audience laughs.
"Sure. Whatever you say, Boidbrain." Snooki teased.
"Anyways." Birdbrain said. "Everyone will be blue bottom boobies & Petropolis will be renamed; Booby City! Hahahahaha..."
Then he stops.
"Booby City? Who in god's name, named that in my evil plans?" he asks.
All of them turn to Zippy.
"Whats?" she asks. "It's a funny name."
Birdbrain facepalms himself as the audience laughs at the stupid slutty hummingbird.
"God! What a fucking harlet!" he sniffs as the audience laughs.
Then he turns to the laser.
"Alright. Time to put the plan into action!" Birdbrain said. "Now to press this button, without being interrupted!"
Just then on cue, the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, & the two background poser agents busted in.
"I don't think so, Birdbrain!" said Kitty as she aims her blaster at him.
"You're not gonna turn me into a blue bottom booby!" Karey shouted. "No, fucking way!"
Birdbrain turns to his henchmen.
"Henchmen. Stop the TUFF agents!" he orders.
Then the henchmen started attacking the TUFF agents.
Kitty turns to her team.
"Watch out!" she shouted.
Then they all avoid the henchmen attacks.
Devon delivers a brutal fox punch into one of the henchmen's face, breaking his jaw.
"HA!" she shouted.
Dudley turns to his mini.
"Ready, Mini me?" he asks as he takes out two bottles of beer.
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley exclaims.
Then Dudley gives him his beer.
"Let's down it!" Dudley shouted, as he opens up his beer.
Then both Dudleys down their beers.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they hollered.
They both started beating the hell some of the henchmen.
Karey delivers a thousand brutal Queens Karate Cat Kicks to several henchmen's groins.
"HI-YA!" she shouted.
The mini cats shoot off their weapons at the henchmen, hitting them.
"OW!" the henchmen cried. "Fucking midget cats!"
"SHUT UP!" the mini cats shouted as they kept shooting off their weapons and deliver their punches & kicks.
Mini Devon teaming up with Regular Devon; deliver many neck-breaking karate kicks & punches to several henchmen. Knocking some of them unconscious.
"Great one, mini me!" Devon praised.
"Thanks, regular me!" Mini Devon replied.
Then four henchmen surround the Katswell twins.
"Well, well, well. Lookit at what we got here!" said the first henchman. "Two widdle kitty cats."
"Yeah!" said a second henchman.
"What are we gonna do with them!?" said a third henchman.
"Let's beat the hell out of them!" shouted the fourth henchman.
"And then we can fuck them!" shouted the second henchman.
"Great plan, Semi!" shouted the first henchman as he smiles wickedly at the Katswell twins. "Time for some little pussy cats to get their little asses beat & their pussies fuck!"
Then he blows at kiss at the Katswells.
Kitty & Roz wasn't impressed.
"Ready to take down these thugs, sis!?" ask Kitty.
"Yeah, sis!" Roz exclaims. "This is just the thing, I was just expecting! Time for a workout!"
Then she pounces onto the second & fourth henchmen, as Kitty attacks the main henchman & the third henchman.
Roz throws a brutal punch to the fourth henchman's face; knocking out several of his teeth.
Then she gives the second henchman a Brutal Karate Katswell kick to his face.
"XIANG!" she shouted.
Kitty then gives the third henchman a Brutal Katswell Punch to the face. Thus knocking him out cold.
"TAKE THAT!" she shouted.
Then she sets her sights to the main henchman.
"Oh! You may have taken him down." started the main henchman. "But you got your work ahead of you to take me down!"
Then he takes out a nunchucks & starts swinging.
"HUH! HA!" he shouted, as he swings.
Kitty dodges the attack.
"Oh yeah!?" she said.
Then she slashes at the main henchman.
She slashes the henchman's arm.
"AHHHHHHHH!" he shouted. "My arm!"
He drops the nunchucks.
Kitty smiles at this.
The main henchman looks at her evilly.
"Well at least, I still can use my right arm!" he shouted. "TAKE THIS!"
Then he throws a brutal punch at Kitty & Kitty dodges it.
"So, you want a boxing match, huh!?" she said. "Well, you have it!"
Then she throws a brutal punch at the first henchman; hitting him in the stomach.
"OOF!" he cries.
Roz then ground pounds the living hell out of the second henchman.
"Ugggh!" he cries. "I give!"
"Good!" Roz said as she put the handcuffs on his wrists. "Now, to get the other guy!"
Then she turns her sights back to the fourth henchman; by giving him brutal chops, kicks, & punches.
Karey takes down the henchman she was fighting.
"Oh, damn!" she said as she arrests him. "That was some fight! Better check on the others!"
Then she checks the rest of her team.
Kitty delivers some extremely brutal punches to the first henchman's face.
The first henchman grabs her fist.
"I don't think so, cat!" he said. "It's time for you to go down now!"
Then he punches Kitty right in the face.
Roz, who had just take down the fourth henchman sees this.
"Don't let him do that shit to you, sis!" she shouted. "Take his ass down!"
Kitty holds her face.
She wipes her nose & sees her blood.
"You maded me bleed my own blood!" she said.
"That's right!" the first henchman said raising his fist into the air. "Now, be prepared to be bleeding some more!"
Then he releases his fist.
"HA!" he shouted.
Kitty grabs his fist with her claws digging into his fist.
"No one. Never. EVER makes me bleed & gets away with it!" she shouted. "Time to die!"
Then she digs her claws deeper into the henchman's fist; making it bleed.
"OW!" cried the main henchman. "That..."
"SHUT UP!" Kitty shouted.
Then with superhuman strength; she lifts the henchman into the air.
"What are you doing!?" said the henchman in a scared voice. "Put me down!"
"Gladly." Kitty said in a evil tone.
Then she slams the henchman down to the ground & she started delivering Mega Katswell Karate Kicks to the henchman.
"HA! HI-YA! YA!" Kitty shouted as she delivers the kicks to the bleeding henchman.
The rest of the TUFF team with their arrested henchmen go over to her.
"Whoo! Way to go, Kitty!" Devon cheered.
"Go, Kit-Kat!" Dudley cheers.
"GO KITTY!" Mini TUFF cheered.
Kitty kept delivering the brutal kicks & punches to the henchman until he was bleeding like a river.
"Okay...Okay!" the henchman said. "I..."
Kitty delivers a brutal kick to the henchman's face, which knocks out several more teeth & knocks him out unconscious to the floor.
"No one makes me bleed!" she sniffs.
The audience applaudes to this.
Kitty then turns her attention to Birdbrain.
"You're next, Birdbrain!" she shouted.
"That's what you think, Agent Katswell." Birdbrain said smugly as he takes out a remote. "I'm gonna get away in my Whirly Bird & use my ray to turn everyone in Petropolis into blue bottom boobies! Hahahahahahahaha!"
Then he, Zippy & Snooki get into the Whirly Bird and it takes off.
"He's getting away!" Agent Weasel shouted.
"Too bad." Agent Filbert said not caring about the situation. "The Chief will fire all of you. Now, who wants get high?"
Kitty growls as she takes out her grappling gun.
"Oh, he's not getting away!" she shouted.
Then she aims her grappling gun at one of the Whirly Bird's landing gear and she takes off.
In the Whirly Bird.
Birdbrain was getting ready to shoot off the laser.
"Alright. It's time get this done!" Birdbrain shouted.
"Yeahs!" Zippy said. "Let's make it into a Boid-topia!"
"God, Zippy. You're so fuckin' retarded!" Snooki sniffs.
"And a slut." Birdbrain said as the audience laughs.
"Oi!" Zippy sniffs.
"Now to laugh evilly & press the button to start up the ray, while going in slow motion without being stopped!" Birdbrain said as he leans in towards the ray. "Hahahahahahaha!"
It shows Kitty going up with a determined look on her face.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Birdbrain laughs.
Kitty jumps inside of the Whirly Bird.
"Hey, Birdbrain!" she shouted.
"Agent Katswell!?" Birdbrain shouted. "How did you get up here!?"
Then Kitty gives him a brutal Katswell Punch to the jaw. Then she gives him a brutal Katswell Kick to the groin.
"MY FELLAS!" Birdbrain shouted.
Then Kitty punches him hard into the ray gun, thus breaking it into many pieces.
"NO! My ray gun!" Birdbrain shouted.
Kitty grabs Zippy & Snooki and put them in a cage.
"Oi! Don't do that!" Zippy shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Kitty hollers.
Then she grabs Birdbrain & then jumps out of the Whirly Bird. She lands on her feet below.
"Birdbrain. You are under arrest!" Kitty said as she puts handcuffs onto Birdbrain's wrists.
"Such a brilliant plan!" Birdbrain sulked. "How can it go wrong!?"
"If you think that's bad." Devon said. "Then watch this!"
Kitty takes out a missile launcher & aims it at the Whirly Bird.
She shoots off a missile & it hits the Whirly Bird. It explodes into pieces.
"NOOOOO! MY WHIRLY BIRD!" Birdbrain shouted. "I only had five more payments on it!"
Kitty stands him up.
"Alright, everyone." she said in a calmer voice now. "Let's get these fucks to jail now!"
Then the TUFF team puts all of the henchmen, Birdbrain & his slutty assistants into the TUFF paddy wagon.
Later.
Everyone was back at TUFF HQ.
"Oh, damn!" Kitty said as she sits down at her cubical. "That was some fight!"
"Yeah." Karey said. "That was so damn exhausting!"
"Very exhausting!" Mini TUFF said as they sit down at their cubicals.
"Time to watch some videos!" Dudley said as he starts messing around his computer.
Then he sees an old sticky-note.
"What's this?" he asks as he picks up the sticky-note.
He reads it.
"'First date with Kitty dinner at Chez Costa Plente at 9:00.' Hmmm?" Dudley said. "Why does this..."
Then he stops & starts remembering.
Kitty & Dudley was having a great dinner at Chez Costa Plente.
Dudley was downing his wine.
Kitty takes a sip from her wine.
"Dudley, baby. Don't you know, that you're suppose to sip wine not gulp it?" she asks in a sweet voice.
"No." Dudley said as he continues gulping his wine & the audience laughs.
"Well, you do now." Kitty said.
Dudley looks at Kitty.
"Damn! You look really sexy in this candle light, Kit-Kat!" he awed.
Kitty blushes & laughs.
"Thank you, baby." she said.
Then Kitty starts thinking.
"Dudley." she said.
"What?" Dudley asks.
"What d'you think of me?" Kitty asks.
"Well." Dudley started as he blushes & the audience laughs. "I think; you're the most beautiful, sexiest, athletic & smartest girl in Petropolis."
Kitty blushes & laughs.
"Why thank you sweetie!" she said.
"So, what d'you think of me?" Dudley asks.
"Well, Dudley." Kitty started. "I think; you're funny, sweet, athletic, strong, & handsome."
Dudley blushes as Kitty & the audience laughs.
"Thank you, Kitty." he said as he looks at her. "Why can't all cats be like you? Especially the females. Then the world would be a better place."
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"And get rid of those assholes like that Money Bags!" Dudley sniffs. "Fuck that bitch!"
"Don't let what she said earlier ruin this evening." Kitty said as she took a sip from her glass. "Let's talk about our past adventures over the past year."
"Good idea, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
So they started talking about their past missions together.
It shows Dudley in present day.
"That was a delicious steak!" he said as the audience laughs.
Then he looks at his desk calendar.
"The day's coming up soon!" Dudley thought to himself.
He thinks about it.
"I should do a anniversary for us; by recreating what happen that night!" Dudley thought. "Yeah! I'll do that!"
Then he puts the sticky-note into his shirt pocket & stands up.
"Time to get me someone's snack!" he said.
Roz smiles to this.
"Always thinking of your stomach, Duds." she laughs. "Always thinking of your stomach."
Kitty looks up from her computer.
"I hope, you're not gonna eat none of our food, Dudleykins." she said.
"No, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "I'm gonna eat Keswick's food again!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Well, good luck, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
Dudley goes towards snack room.
In the Chief's office.
The Chief was talking to Agent Weasel & Agent Filbert about their recent performance.
"Agents Weasel & Filbert!" the Chief started. "Your recent performance are fucking awful!"
"What do you mean, sir?" Agent Weasel asks. "We defeated Birdbrain! The others didn't!"
"Yeah!" Agent Filbert said. "We defeated them! Not those six tigers, two wolves, & those two huskies!"
Then the Chief's intercom goes off.
He answers it.
"Yes Julie?" he asks.
"Agent Puppy wants to see you, Herbert." Julie said from the other end.
"Okay, Julie." the Chief said. "Send him in!"
Then Dudley walks in.
"Hey, Chief." Dudley said. "Can I talk to you for a second?"
"Sure, Dudley." the Chief said. "Oh! Tell me the truth, son. Did Agent Weasel & Agent Filbert defeat Birdbrain?"
"No." Dudley said. "They gave up & got high. Me & my partners did."
The Chief turns to the two assholes.
"You two are fired!" he shouted.
Then he presses a button which opens up the trap door underneath them.
They fall into it & the audience laughs.
"So what do you want, Dudley?" the Chief asks.
"I wonder, if me & Kitty can have the week off?" Dudley asks.
"Why?" the Chief asks.
"Because, it's Amar Gato." Dudley started. "It's a holiday that you have to celebrate, when you're married to a cat. Yeah."
The Chief then thinks about it.
"It's a holiday, huh?" he asks.
"Yeah!" Dudley said.
"Okay, Dudley." the Chief said. "You & Kitty can have the week off."
Dudley smiles widely to this.
"Thanks, Chief!" he said as he walks out from his office still smiling.
The Chief gets on his intercom.
"Julie. Can you come in here & gimme..." he started, before he was interrupted by Julie.
"Sorry, Herbert." she said. "I don't do that. I already have a boyfriend & I don't do that during working hours. Now get to work, Herbert."
The Chief growls as he turns off the intercom.
"GRRRRR! FUCK!" he shouted as he throws one of his romantic novels out the window.
A 'bonk' sound was heard.
"Owww!" shouted the person from down below as the audience laughs.
"Shut up!" the Chief shouted as he takes out a porn magazine and unzip his pants.
Dudley sits back at his cubical.
"Ha!" he said. "This is gonna be great!"
Then he turns to Kitty.
"Oh, Kit-Kat." he said.
Kitty turns to him.
"Yes, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"The both of us, got the next week off." Dudley started.
"That's nice!" Kitty said. "I've got a lot of stuff to catch up on!"
"And I gotta catch up on my shows!" Dudley said. "And I gotta plan on our anniversary too!"
"What was that, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"I said, that I gotta catch up on my shows, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"Oh." Kitty said.
Dudley wiped his brow.
"Whew! That was close." he said. "Gotta remember. Don't tell her nothing about it!"
The next week.
The couple was relaxing around the house.
Kitty was watching some soap operas, & Dudley was eating some Speed Toni's Calzones.
"D'oh, that damn Laslo!" Kitty shouted.
"What did Lazlo do, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks. "Did Patsy try to get him to notice her again?"
The audience laughs.
"No, not that Lazlo, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I'm talking about this Laslo. He's cheating on his wife, Melissa! Oh, I hate him so much!"
"Oh." Dudley said as he keeps eating his calzone. "Want some Speed Toni's Quad Pepperoni & Quad cheese calzone?"
"No." Kitty said. "I've got my own. And it's delicious!"
She takes a huge, loud bite from her calzone.
The audience laughs.
Dudley looks at his watch.
"Whoops! Look at the time! I'm gonna be late!" he shouted as he stands up & shoves the rest of his calzone into his mouth as the audience laughs.
"Where are you going, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"I gotta go & help out my brother." Dudley said. "He needs help on his car."
"Okay then, Dudley." Kitty said.
Then Dudley takes the keys to the TUFF mobile & runs out of the house.
He jumps into it & speeds out of the driveway.
At the DeLisle Park Mall.
Dudley was at Veronica's Closet; looking for brand new dress for Kitty.
Just then, the very same nosy store clerk from chapter 5 walks up.
"Can I help you, sir?" she asks.
Dudley turns to her.
"Yes. I'm looking for the perfect dress & shoes for my wife." he said. "It's for a surprise."
"Okay, sir." said the store clerk as she takes him over to a black dress with a white horizontal stripe & white high heel shoes. "How about this, sir?"
"No." Dudley said.
"Okay, then." the store clerk said as she grabs a red dress with red open-toed high heels. "How about these?"
"No." Dudley replies.
Then he sees a dark emerald green dress, with black shoulders & back, which stops mid-thigh. And there was also some black close-toed high heel shoes.
"I like this dress!" Dudley exclaims.
"Oh, that one!" the store clerk started. "That's the exclusive St. DeLisle sexual dress! It just came out. It comes also comes with a emerald diamond necklace & a dark emerald green bracelet."
"Does that cost extra?" Dudley asks.
"No, it doesn't." the store clerk said.
"Great!" Dudley exclaims. "I'll take it!"
"Okay, sir." said the store clerk as she takes the dress, shoes, bracelet & necklace to the counter. "That'll be; $15,550 dollars."
Dudley gives her the cash.
"Here you go!" he said.
The store clerk gives him the bag.
"Hope your 'wife' enjoys that." she said putting emphasis on wife.
"This is for my wife! Really!" Dudley sniffs.
"Sure." said the store clerk.
Dudley rolls his eyes as he leaves the store.
"Another day, Another dollar!" said the store clerk as she puts the money in the cash register.
Then Madame Chaos rushes in with a brick.
"Do you remember me, bitch!?" she said.
"Oh, no!" said the store clerk, as the audience laughs. "It's you!"
"Oh, ja!" Chaos said as she tosses the brick up & down as the audience laughs. "The grade-A, 100% prime-cut Russian criminal. Here to hurt your ass! That'll be a wise thingk, no!?"
Back at Kitty's & Dudley's house.
Dudley puts away the bag from Veronica's Closet.
"Time to hide these special things from Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he goes into his room.
He hides the bags, as there was a knock on the door.
It was Kitty.
"Dudley. Is that you?" she asks.
Dudley walks up to her.
"Yeah." he replies.
"So, you're back from helping your brother with his car?" Kitty asks.
"Yep!" Dudley said. "It was an easy job, Kit-Kat."
"Oh! That's good, Dudleykins." Kitty said as Dudley closes his door.
"So, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "Do you wanna take a dip in the pool or jacuzzi?"
"Let's take a dip in the jacuzzi!" Kitty exclaims as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Dudley shouted as he rips off his shirt, with a pair of black swim trunks appears on his bottom.
The female audience whoos at this.
And Kitty rips off her clothes; to expose her sexy black bikini top & bottom.
The rest of the audience members whoos at this.
"Last one to the jacuzzi; is the president's friend!" Kitty shouted as she started running towards the jacuzzi.
"I don't wanna be that!" Dudley shouted as the audience laughs.
He runs after her.
A couple of nights later.
It was the night of the anniversary.
Dudley was getting ready for the night.
He was wearing some neatly ironed black dress pants & a black muscle shirt.
"This is the big night!" Dudley exclaims as he takes out the Veronica's Closet bag from the hiding place. "Time to give Kitty, her clothes now! It's a good thing, that she's taking a shower."
Then he takes the bag to her room & sets out the clothes on the bed.
Kitty was washing herself in the shower & was humming a little tune.
"Hmmmm. Mmmmm. Hmmmm. Mmmmm." she hums. "I hope, Dudleykins know that tonight is a special night for us!"
She turns off the shower and grabs a towel. Then she gets out of the shower & go to her room.
Kitty then sees the new dress, shoes, bracelet & necklace.
"Oh, my god!" she exclaims. "Is that the exclusive St. DeLisle sexual dress!? I love them!"
Then she sees a note & picks it up.
"'Kitty, please put these on and meet me outside.'" she read the note. "Great!"
Then she puts on the clothes.
Soon, Kitty was dressed.
"Now, to see what Dudley got planned!" she said.
She goes outside to see Dudley standing there; wearing a black tux.
He was standing next to a dark emerald green stretch limousine.
"Hello there, Mrs." Dudley said. "You're looking nice, sexy, & beautiful."
Kitty laughs sexually & blushes.
"Thank you, Dudleykins." she said in a sexy tone. "You look very handsome."
"Thank you, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Ready for our special night?"
"Yes." Kitty said.
"Okay." Dudley said as he opens up the limo's door for Kitty. "Ladies first."
"Hee!Hee! You're such an gentleman, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"I know, Mrs. Kitty." Dudley said as he gets in & sits next to her.
"Who's driving us?" Kitty asks.
"Karey." Dudley replies. "She's gonna be our chauffer tonight."
"Okay then." Kitty said.
Then Dudley get on the limo's phone.
"To Chez Costa Plente please, Mrs. Karey." he said.
"Right, Mr. Puppy." Karey replies from the other end.
Then the limo starts & drives off.
Bunker was watching all of this from his porch.
"Hey! Why does 'Catty' git to have a stretch limo & git to go out tonight!?" he sniffs. "I should be gettin' dat shit instead of sittin' here; havin' Edith's nasty-ass Clam Shnowder for dinner eh?"
Then his wife's voice was heard.
"Archie. Come & get your leftover clam chowder!" she shouted.
Bunker kicks a can.
"Dammit!" he sniffs as he goes inside his house.
The audience laughs at his lame ass.
At Chez Costa Plente.
Karey lets the couple out of the limo.
"Chez Costa Plente Mr. & Mrs. Puppy." she said.
"Thank you, Mrs. Karey." Dudley said as he holds the door open for Kitty. "Ladies, first."
Kitty laughs.
"Oh, Dudley." she said.
Karey smiles.
"If you need me; just holler at me on the horn." she said as she goes back to the limo.
A Maitre'D had just set up a private table for them.
"Still so elegant!" Kitty said.
"Yep." Dudley said. "I hope, the food is still the same!"
Then the waiter walks up.
"Good evening." he started in his British accent. "I am Gil, and I'm going to be your waiter tonight."
Then he looks at Kitty & Dudley.
"Ahhh! You two again!" he exclaims. "How are you? It's been awhile, since I seen you two! How are you both?"
"We're doing great!" Dudley said.
"Hell, more than great, Gil!" Kitty said as she shows him her wedding ring. "Pah-dah!"
"Oooh! You two gotten married!" Gil said. "It's been quite a year for you two!"
"Yeah!" Kitty exclaims.
"So, do you two want the same thing as the last time?" Gil asks.
"Yeah." Dudley replies. "I'll take the rib-eye steak, well done. And the chicken."
"Okay." Gil said.
"And I'll take the Beef Wellington & the lobster salad." Kitty said. "With Whiterspoon & DeLisle wine too! Petropolis' best wine."
"Excellent, madame!" Gil said. "I'll get those into the kitchen, & get your wine right away!"
Then he takes the orders into the kitchen.
"We even got the same waiter, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Yep." Kitty said.
Then she looks at him.
"So, tell me. Where did you get this dress, shoes, bracelet, necklace, & hair band from?" she asks.
"I brought it from that place; Veronica's Closet." Dudley said.
"Ahhh! I see." Kitty said. "Did you get that nosy clerk?"
"Yep." Dudley said. "She thought, that I was buying all of that stuff for myself. Not you."
"I hate that bitch." Kitty sniffs. "She's so fucking stupid."
"Yeah." Dudley sniffs.
Then he starts thinking.
"Dammit!" he said.
"What is it, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"I forgot to ask Gil about having my steak wrapped up in bacon." Dudley said.
"Well, it's not too late to tell him." Kitty said.
Gil walks back up to the table.
"Uh, Gil." Dudley started. "Can I have my steak wrapped in bacon?"
"Why, of course sir." Gil said, as he turns to Kitty. "Here's your wine & glasses, madame."
"Thanks, Gil." Kitty said as Gil sets down the wine & glasses.
"Your food will be done soon." Gil said as he turns & heads back to the kitchen.
"Great!" Dudley said as he started drooling a bit as the audience laughs.
"You're drooling." Kitty said.
"Oh!" Dudley said as he wipes his mouth with a napkin. "Thanks, babe."
A half an hour later.
The couple was eating their dinners.
"Mmmmmm!" Kitty said. "This lobster salad's delicious! They must have a new chef cooking back there!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "My chicken was also wrapped in bacon! And I was given a bacon & chicken salad with just chicken, bacon, cheese, & ranch dressing!"
He downs his 'salad' as the audience laughs.
Then Gil walks up to them.
"So, how are things?" he asks.
"Things are going great, Gil." Kitty said. "We're ready for our cherry soufflé now."
Gil takes away the plates.
"Wait a sec, Kitty." Dudley started. "How about, we skip the dessert & pay for the food."
"What? Why?" Kitty asks.
"Because, I got some dessert in the limo." Dudley said as he takes out his wallet.
"Oh!" Kitty said. "Okay then, Dudley."
Dudley turns to Gil.
"Check please, Gil." he said.
Gil gives them the check.
"Your check, sir." he said.
Dudley looks at it.
"$255.99." he read outloud. "Alright."
He takes out the money & gives it to Gil.
"Here you go, Gil." Dudley said. "Keep the change."
"Thank you, sir!" Gil said as the couple stands up. "See you two again!"
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Are we going back to that five-star hotel, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"No." Dudley said. "We're going to a different five-star hotel."
"Great!" Kitty said as Karey pulls in the limo.
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he holds the door open for her. "Sexy ladies, first."
Kitty gets into the limo to see red velvet chocolate brownies with whip cream & cherries on top.
"Is those brownies?" she asks.
"Yep." Dudley said as he also got into the limo. "I've got this recipe from Karey!"
"Oh! That's pretty nice of her!" Kitty said as she picks up a fork & takes a taste. "Mmmmmm! Delicious!"
Dudley get on the limo phone.
"To the Pryor Simpson Hotel, Mrs. Kitten." he said.
"Right, Mr. Puppy." Karey said.
Then she drives to the Pryor Simpson Hotel.
At the Pryor Simpson Hotel.
Kitty & Dudley walked into a room that had a king-sized bed for two. Large curtains over some large windows & a mini fridge.
"Nice hotel room, Dudleykins!" Kitty said in awe.
"Anything for my Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"Now to get comfortable." Kitty said as she goes into the bathroom.
Dudley takes off his tux & lays on the bed.
"Haaaaa!" he said.
Then he heard Kitty's voice.
"Oh, Dudley." she said in a sexy tone. "Ready for me?"
"Oh, yes!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then Kitty comes out of the bathroom wearing her sexy brand new St. DeLisle nightgown; that she got from Roz on her birthday back in chapter 2.
She does a sexy pose against the door.
The audience whoos at this sexy scene.
"Whoa! Hot momma!" Dudley exclaims. "You look so fucking hot, Kit-Kat!"
Kitty laughs sexually.
"Thanks, Dudleykins." she said in a sexy tone. "Are you ready for this!?"
"YEAH!" Dudley exclaims.
"Okay, baby." Kitty said as she started to unbutton his pants & started kissing him.
"Mmmmmm!" Dudley said as he started pushing off the nightgown slips on Kitty's shoulders.
"Mmmmmm!" Kitty said as she takes out his cock & starts rubbing it.
"Mmmmmm!" Dudley mutters. "I am loving this feeling, Kit-Kat!"
"I'm glad, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she continues rubbing & stroking his dick. "Now, get hard for me baby!"
"Mmmmmmmm!" Dudley mutters as he pulls down Kitty's nightgown exposing her breasts out in the open.
He stops kissing her & stares at her sexy breasts.
"Oh, yeah!" he exclaims. "I'm getting hard now!"
Kitty laughs sexually.
"I can see that!" she said. "I'm getting so wet, baby!"
"Mmmmm! Really?" Dudley asks. "Well, we better start fucking then."
"Okay!" Kitty said as she completely takes off her nightgown now.
"Alright!" Dudley said as he takes off his shirt & pants off. "Get into position for me please, Kit Kat baby!"
"Okay, Dudleykins honey!" Kitty said as she gets on her back & opens her legs wide. "I'm ready!"
"Alright!" Dudley exclaims as he inserts his erected cock into her pussy & he starts thrusting. "Ahhhhhhhh! It's so tight!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's so big!" Kitty said.
Dudley thrusts even harder & faster now.
"Mmmmmmm! I'm loving this!" Kitty shouted in a sexy tone.
"Me too, Kit-Kat babe!" Dudley said as he continues pounding into her.
Kitty throws her head back & swings her head making her hair swing sexually.
"Oh fuck!" Dudley said as he continues thrusting. "You're so hot & sexy, Kit-Kat baby!"
"Thank you, Dudleykins!" Kitty erotically said. "And you're so strong, hot & handsome! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Thanks, Kitty." Dudley said.
Then he puts a hand on her breast & starts massaging it.
"Ahhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Kitty mutters quietly & sexually.
"You like that?" Dudley asks as he continues thrusting & massaging Kitty's breast.
"Mmmmm! Purrrrr! Yes, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
"I'm glad." Dudley said.
Then he pounds into her even harder & faster now as he starts tugging on her breast even firmer now.
"AHHHHHHHHH! KIT-KAT!" Dudley hollers.
"AHHHHHHHHH! DUDLEYKINS!" Kitty hollers erotically.
"So, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Do you want it!? Do you want my cum!?"
He pounds into her at quick lightning speed.
"HUH!? DO YA!?" he asks.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! YES, I WANT IT!" Kitty shouted in a sexual tone as she wraps her tail around his waist. "PLEEEAASEE!? PURRRRRRRRR!"
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims. "I'll do it!"
Then he starts pounding into her at quick lightning speed.
"AHHHHHHHH, DUDLEYKINS!" Kitty shouted. "I THINK, I'M GONNA SQUIRT!"
"Great!" Dudley exclaims. "Do it! I'm thirsty!"
"AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Kitty hollers erotically as she squirts her milk.
"There's my prize!" Dudley said as he started drinking her milk. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Mmmm! Your milk tastes delicious, Kit-Kat!"
"Thank you, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
Drinking Kitty's milk made Dudley go over the edge.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KITTY!" he shouted. "I'M GONNA EXPLODE!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ME TOO, DUDLEY BABY!" Kitty hollers erotically.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he releases many number of his seed into Kitty.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kitty hollers as she cums from him cumming his seed into her.
"Haaaaaaaaa!" Dudley sighs. "Oh, man!"
"Haaaaaaaaa!" Kitty sighs erotically. "Oh, Dudley. That was so wonderful! I love you!"
Then she kisses him.
"I love you too, Kitty." Dudley said as he started scratching Kitty's ears.
Kitty enjoyed this feeling.
"Mmmmmm! Purrrrrr!" she said.
"Do you love that?" Dudley asks as he continues scratching her ears.
"Mmmm! Yes!" Kitty purrs.
"Good!" Dudley said.
Then Kitty extracts her claws now.
"So, Dudley. Are you ready for your love mark now?" she asks.
"Yes, Kitty." Dudley said. "I am."
"Okay!" Kitty exclaims.
Then she slashes his chest.
"OWWW! SHIT!" Dudley cried.
"Sorry, Dudley." Kitty said. "Do you want me to kiss it & make it better?"
"Yes, please!?" Dudley cries, as the audience laughs at his pain.
"Alright, dear." Kitty said.
She kisses the slash she made.
"MWAH! There. Better?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Much better."
"That's good!" Kitty said as she nuzzles him. "Let's snuggle."
"Okay, Kit-Kat baby." Dudley said, as he covers them up. "Let's snuggle!"
Then they started snuggling.
Later.
Dudley was watching tv & eating some of the snacks.
And Kitty was staring out the window.
"Isn't it a beautiful night, Dudleykins?" she asks.
Dudley gets up from the bed & walks over to her still naked.
"Yes it is." he said as he hugs & kisses her. "The city looks so beautiful & peaceful from up here."
"Yeah." Kitty said as she rubs Dudley's head.
Then she sees a little fireball from down in the city below.
"Ooop. Looks like, something's happening down in the city." she said.
"Yep." Dudley said. "I wonder, what's that about?
It shows the DOOM headquarters now.
Snaptrap was building something.
"Ah ha!" he exclaims. "I've finally got it done! The perfect weapon to destroy TUFF & help me take over Petropolis! Soon, everyone will take me seriously! Hahahahahahahaha!"
Then Ricki walks up to him.
"Snaptrap! What the hell are you doing!?" she shouted.
Snaptrap turns to her.
"Well, Ricki." he started. "I have just builted the perfect weapon; that's gonna destroy TUFF & help me take over Petropolis! And it's also gonna help me, get rid of my cheese allergy too!"
"Neat." Ricki said in a bored tone as the audience laughs. "What is it called?"
"It's called; Snappy's Killer cannon!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs.
"Nice name." Ricki said with sarcasm in her voice.
"Thanks!" Snaptrap said as he grabs the remote for the Killer cannon. "Now, to destroy TUFF!"
Then he presses the button on the remote.
The killer cannon explodes; engulfing the DOOM headquarters in a huge fireball.
The DOOM headquarters was in devastation.
Ricki & Snaptrap was still standing & burned.
The audience laughs at them.
Snaptrap was pissed.
"Larry! This is your fault! he sniffs. "Now, go in the shark tank!"
"Awww!" Larry said.
"You fucking loser!" Ricki shouted at Snaptrap. "I ordered you to make everyone some popcorn & you builted this retarded 'killer cannon' instead!"
"Well, I didn't build it." Snaptrap said. "Larry did!"
"Hey!" Larry sniffs.
"Grrrrrrrr!" Ricki growls as she presses a button.
Then Snaptrap falls into the shark tank & the sharks started biting & eating at him.
"AHHHHHHH! THE SHARP SHARK TEETH!" he hollers as the audience laughs.
"HA!" Larry laughs at Snaptrap's torture. "Good one, Mrs. Walker!"
"Yeah!" Ricki said. "Now, let's start rebuilding!"
Then they started picking up odd ends & pieces.
It shows Kitty & Dudley in the hotel room again.
"Well, whatever." Kitty said as looks down at Dudley. "Mmmmm! Still naked, I see?"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "So, ready for more action!?"
"Yeah, Dudleykins baby!" Kitty exclaims as the audience whoos.
"Okay, babe." Dudley said. "Let's get at it!"
Then they go back to the king sized bed & fuck some more.
An hour & a half later.
The married couple was snuggling again.
"Haaaaaaaa!" Kitty sighs erotically. "Oh, Dudleykins. This was a wonderful night!"
"I agree with you, Kit-Kat honeycakes." Dudley said. "It was the best!"
"Yeah." Kitty said. "It sure was!"
Then she turns to him.
"So, how are you gonna pay for all this?" Kitty asks.
Dudley takes out a blue credit card.
"With my mom's credit card!" he said as the audience laughs.
"That's funny." Kitty laughs. "I bet your mom was freaking out when she couldn't find her credit card."
"Probably." Dudley said. "I wish, that I can be there to see the look on her face when she gets the bill."
"Yeah." Kitty said. "That vein in her head is gonna pop!"
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty sighs again.
"Well, this has been a romantic chapter, huh Dudley?" she asks.
"Yep! It sure was, Kitty!" Dudley replied.
Then Kitty turns to the camera.
"I hope, you all enjoyed this chapter." she started. "There was a tons of shit for everyone to enjoy! Tune in for the next chapter. It's going to be as good!"
Then she does a sexy pose & the audience applaudes as The Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.
