The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Hypno Quack
Alright. This chapter idea was given to me by DarkMageDragon. Quacky the Duck comes back on tv & he hypnotizes the viewers, which would include Mini TUFF to kill Mayor Teddy Bear. Will the regular TUFF Quintet stop the hypnotized citizens? Will they get their minis back to normal? So, read and see. Also relax & review!
It was a cool mid Spring day in Petropolis. There was a slight breeze coming from the North. It was getting close to summer and all of the kids are excited to be getting out of school. No one really cares about that shit; let's see what the TUFF agents are up to!
It shows; Kitty in the shower room with Roz, Karey, & Devon.
They were all naked & were washing their sexy bodies.
The audience whoos, cheers, whistles & applaudes for them and this sexy scene.
"So ladies," Roz started. "How was your night?"
"I had a good night." Devon said. "Watched a funny horror movie."
"That's good, Devon." Roz said, as she washed her sexy body and turns to Kitty. "How about you, sis?"
"Well," Kitty started. "Dudley remembered our anniversary, when we had our first date. We went to Chez Costa Plente. Then we went to the Pryor Simpson hotel & had a wonderful night of sex."
"Awww. How sweet." Roz said.
"Yeah." Devon said.
"And they also had a limo & I was their driver!" Karey added.
"That's good, Karey." Roz said.
"That Dudley sure is a sweet husband." Devon said, as she scrubs herself. "He set all that stuff up for you both to have a wonderful night!"
"Yes he is!" Kitty said, as she washes her breasts.
"Maybe one of these days, I'll have a husband like that!" Karey exclaims.
"I want a husband like that too!" Devon added, as the audience laughs.
Then the girls were done showering themselves & they grab their towels and go to the locker room.
Dudley then staggers into the locker room now.
The audience whistles & applaudes for him.
He was a semi dirty mess.
The girls see him.
"Dudley!" they exclaim.
Then they run over to him, still in their towels.
"What happened, Duds?" Roz asks.
"Yeah. What happened, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"You look tore up from the floor up." Karey said, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Devon added.
Dudley looked at them.
"Well, girls." he started. "I went out on a solo mission. It was rough, girls!"
"Tell us!" the girls ask in unison.
"I was trying to catch this two bit villain, who robbed Petropolis' First National Bank." Dudley started. "I chased the fucking guy half way across town on the TUFF Motorcycle, while the guy was throwing a whole bunch of shit at me like; oil slicks, spike balls & other crap! And I was dodging & weaving the shit. Soon, I finally cornered him and I went over to him & started beating the hell out of him! Then afterwards, I arrested his ass & his ass went to jail!"
Then Dudley releases a sigh.
"Oh, man!" he said. "Now, that was a mouthful!"
The girls awed.
"Poor Duds." Karey said. "You had a rough chase."
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she went over to Dudley & hugged him. "You had a tough mission. Poor baby."
"We feel sorry for you, Duds." Devon said.
"I hope, you feel okay." Karey said.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "I don't want my man hurt."
"I'm okay." Dudley said. "Thanks girls for caring."
"You're welcome, Duds!" Kitty, Karey, Roz, & Devon said in unison.
Dudley then goes into the showers now, as the girls leave.
Roz stays behind & goes into the showers, where Dudley was.
"Yo, Duds!" she called.
Dudley turns to her.
"Oh! Hey, Rozzie." he greeted her. "What do you want?"
"I'm gonna help you, relieve you of your stress." Roz answers. "In the shower!"
"How?" Dudley asks.
"Hot shower sex!" Roz exclaims.
A wide grin spreads across Dudley's face.
"ALRIGHT!" he shouted, as the audience laughs.
They go into the steamy hot shower. Dudley takes off his black shirt as Roz takes off her towel, revealing her sexy body.
"You like?" Roz asks in a sexy tone, as she does a sexy pose for Dudley.
"YEAH!" Dudley exclaims, as Roz kneels down & started rubbing his groin.
"I'm glad!" Roz said, as she continues rubbing his groin. "Get hard for me!"
"Ahhhhhh! Mmmmmmm!" Dudley moans. "Fuck!"
He gets an erection. Roz smiles at this.
"Mmmmmm!" she said in an erotic tone. "I love! This fucking is gonna feel good!"
"Let do this!" Dudley shouted. "Get into position for me please, Rozzie?"
"Alright!" Roz exclaims, as she set her back against the wall & open her legs wide. "I'm ready, Duds!"
"HI-GEE-GEE!" he shouted, as he inserts his erected cock into her pussy and started thrusting. "AHHHHHHHHH! It's so tight & wet!"
"AHHHHHHHHH! It's so big & hard!" Roz exclaims in a sexy tone.
"It's been so long, Rozzie!" Dudley said, as he thrusts into her.
"I know, Duds!" Roz said.
Dudley thrusts into Roz even harder now, as the hot shower water hits them.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm!" Roz mutters sexually, as her friend with benefits thrusts hard into her. "This feels so fucking good, Duds baby!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! It sure does, Rozzie baby!" Dudley said, as he continues pounding into her hard.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Shit!" Roz said in a sexy tone.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Rozzie!" Dudley said. "You're so hot, sexy, & beautiful!"
"Ahhhhhhhh! Duds!" Rozzie said. "You're so strong, hot & handsome!"
"Thank you, Rozzie!" Dudley shouted, as he pounds into her at quick lightning speed now.
The hot shower water makes Dudley thrusts into Roz easier & it makes them both even more hornier.
Roz sticks her tongue out in ecstasy now.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Roz!" Dudley shouted.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Duds!" Roz shouted erotically.
Dudley pounds into her at quick lightning speed now.
"So, Rozzie. Do you want it!?" he shouted. "Do you want my cum!?"
He pounds into her at quick lightning speed.
"HUH!? DO YA?!" Dudley shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHH! YEAH! I WANT IT!" Roz shouted erotically. "I WANT IT ALL!"
She wraps her tail around Dudley's waist.
"PLEEAASSEEEE!? PURRRRRRRR!" she purred in a sexy tone.
"OKAY!" Dudley shouted.
He pounds into her at quick lightning speed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ROZZIE!" Dudley shouted. "I'M GONNA EXPLODE!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DUDLEY!" Roz shouted in an erotic tone. "ME TOO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley shouted, as he releases many numbers of his seed into Roz.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Roz hollers erotically, as she cum from him cumming his seed into her.
"Haaaaaa!" Dudley sighs. "Oh, fuck!"
"Haaaaaa!" Roz sighs erotically. "Oh, Duds. That was so fucking wonderful! I love you!"
Then she kisses him.
"I love you too, Rozzie." Dudley said. "I feel more alive than I was, when I started my mission!"
"That's great, Duds!" Roz said.
"Thanks, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "I really appreciate it!"
"Anytime, Duds." Roz said. "Anytime. Now, let's take that shower together."
"HI-GEE-GEE!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then Roz grabs the soap & she started lathering their bodies up & continue the shower.
Meanwhile.
Kitty had her clothes on. She entered the break room to see Mini TUFF watching tv.
"Hey, minis!" she greeted.
The minis turned to her.
"Hey, Regular Kitty!" they greeted her.
"What's that you're watching?" Kitty asks.
"We're watching; Police!" Mini TUFF exclaims. "It's about a camera crew following the police around! It's so cool! We're gonna be watching another show, when this one, goes off!"
"That's cool, Minis." Kitty said. "I'll leave you to your show."
Then she leaves.
The show soon ends.
Mini Dudley turns to Mini Kitty.
"So, what's on next, Mini Kitty?" he asks.
"Next is; 'The Chuck Jones Hour'!" Mini Kitty said.
"Oh, boy!" Mini Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs. "I love that show! It's better than 'Gordon Ramsay's House of Hellish Cooking' & 'Hartman's Two Hour Fun Show'!"
"Yeah!" Mini Devon said.
"Do we have anymore snacks?" Mini Karey asks.
"Yeah!" Mini Roz said, as she takes out several big bag of chips & a plate of sandwiches. "We've got plenty!"
"It's a good thing, that there's nothing happening in the city right now." Mini Devon said.
"And it's also a good thing, that the Chief haven't found any corrupted politicians, police officers, or any villains for us to spy on or arrest today!" Mini Kitty said. "Or we wouldn't be relaxing."
"Yeah." the other minis said in unison as the audience laughs.
Then the tv changes to 'Quacky the Duck Show' now.
The Minis were confused about this.
"What the hell is this shit!?" Mini Dudley shouted. "I want my 'Chuck Jones hour'!"
"It's the 'Quacky the Duck Show'." Mini Kitty said.
"'Quacky the Duck Show'?" Mini Karey asks. "I thought that show was cancelled & Quacky was fired?"
"And isn't Quacky in jail too?" Mini Roz asks. "I remember Regular Kitty telling Regular me about how she & Regular Dudley had taken down Quacky & the Sharing Moose a couple of times."
But before anything else can be said; a hypnotic swirl appears on the tv & it hypnotizes the minis.
Then Quacky the Duck appears on the tv.
"Alright, viewers." he started in his Bill Cosby-like voice. "You all are under my power!"
"Yes, master." the Minis said in a monotone tone.
"Alright, slaves." Quacky said. "I want you all to do my evil bidding!"
"Yes, master." the Minis said.
"Good." Quacky said. "Alright, slaves. I want you all to get ropes, TNT, scrap metal, blow torches, nitroglycerin & sledge hammers. And I want you all to build a big wall around the mayor's house & then I want you to blow up Mayor Teddy Bear as revenge for what he had done to me!"
"Right, master!" the Minis said.
Then they leave TUFF headquarters, as a number of other hypnotized people leave their homes, to get his stuff.
Sometime later.
Roz & Dudley walk out of the shower room, fully dressed.
"I really enjoyed the living fuck out of that, Duds!" Roz exclaims.
"Me too, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "It's good being Friends with Benefits!"
"Yeah!" Roz said, as the audience laughs. "Time to go back to work."
Then the two go back to their cubicals.
Kitty turns from her computer to look at them.
"Hey, you two." she greeted. "What took you two so long?"
"Well." Dudley started. "I had to take a shower, after my solo mission."
"I know that, Dudleykins." Kitty said, as she turns to Roz. "What took you, Roz?"
"I was in the shower with Duds, sucking on his cock." Roz said.
There was silence.
"Ha! Just kidding!" Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs. "I was in the Snack room, grabbing something to eat."
"Oh." Kitty said. "I understand."
Then she turns back to her computer, as Dudley & Roz sits down in their cubicals, but not before Dudley gives Roz a thumbs up.
The audience laughs at this.
A little while, the Chief's voice was heard on the PA system.
"Agents; Katswell-Puppy. Puppy. Katswell. Kitten & Foxx report to my office!" he shouted.
The TUFF quintet stands up & rushes to the Chief's office.
"Hmmmph! What's their big hurry!?" Agent Sea biscuit sniffs. "It's like, they wanna do something!"
Then he opens up a can of beer & downs it.
The audience laughs at this.
In the Chief's office.
The Chief turns to the TUFF quintet.
"There are people out in the city, stealing stuff." he said.
"Why?" Dudley asks.
"We dunno." the Chief said.
"And we want you five to sta-sta-stop them." Keswick said.
"Hey! That's my line!" the Chief sniffs as the audience laughs.
"Well, sorry!" Keswick sniffs in a sarcastic tone, as he rolls his eyes and the audience laughs.
"Anyways." the Chief said, as he turns to the TUFF quintet. "I want you all to go out and stop them & find out, what's going on!"
"We're on it, Chief!" Kitty said, with an determined look on her face.
Then the TUFF quintet leaves the Chief's office.
At downtown Petropolis.
The TUFF quintet arrives there & sees people robbing stores.
Kitty turns to the rest of her partners.
"Alright, people." she started. "Let's spilt up & get these people to stop stealing stuff!"
"Right!" said her partners.
Then they split up.
Roz runs up to a tiger couple.
"People. You are stealing those things." she starts. "Now put them back, or you will both be arrested."
The tiger couple of course, ignores her & keeps going.
"Well, looks like I gotta arrest them." Roz said, as she takes out some handcuffs.
Then a crowd of people with stolen stuff passes her.
"There goes a shitload of people!" Roz exclaims loudly.
Karey goes over to a cougar family.
"Guys! You're stealing items from a store!" she exclaims.
The family ignores her.
"This is not working!" shouted Karey.
Kitty then stands ontop of a car with a bullhorn.
"EVERYONE! CAN I GET YOUR ATTENTION!" she shouted.
The hypnotized people ignore her as they keep stealing stuff.
Twenty bus loads of hypnotized people stop in front of stores & steal some more items.
Devon & Dudley runs up to Kitty, Roz, & Karey.
"Pant! Pant! Pant! There's too much of them for us to stop!" panted Devon wearily.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "They're too much for us to handle!"
"We must think of something..." Kitty started, before seeing Mini TUFF running with the stolen things.
"Hey, Mini TUFF!" Dudley shouted at them. "I see; you're stopping people from stealing shit too! Good job, Minis!"
Kitty goes over to them and looks at their eyes.
"Dudley." she started. "The minis are hypnotized too!"
"Holy shit!" Dudley shouted.
"WHAT!?" Devon shouted. "How did they get hypnotized!?"
Then Roz runs over to Mini Roz.
"Mini me!" she shouted at her. "Snap out of it!"
But Mini Roz ignores her & keeps running.
Devon picks up her mini.
"Wake up, Mini me!" she shouted, as she shakes her a bit.
"Must obey, master!" Mini Devon said.
Karey pours a bottle of water over Mini Karey's head, but to no avail.
"That didn't work." Karey said.
"How did they get hypnotized!?" Devon asks.
"Yeah!" Roz said. "I want answers!"
"I don't know." Kitty said. "But someone or somebody had hypnotized all of these people!"
"With what?" Dudley asks.
"That I don't know, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
Then Roz thinks of something.
"I've got an idea." she said.
"What is it, Rozzie?" Devon asks.
Roz turns to Kitty.
"Sis. Didn't you tell me, that you guys got surveillance cameras all over in the city?" she asks.
"Yes." Kitty replies. "We put those there, so to see if any villains are doing anything illegal."
"Great!" Roz said. "Now, here's my plan. We go back to headquarters & check out those surveillance cameras, to see how the citizens & the minis got hypnotized!"
"Smart plan, sexy thang!" Dudley said to Roz as the audience laughs
"What was that, Dudley?" Kitty asks.
"Uh, I mean. Smart one, Roz!" Dudley corrected himself.
"Oh." Kitty said, as she turns to her partners. "Let's go team!"
Then they all get into their cars & go back to TUFF.
At TUFF HQ.
The TUFF quintet was checking over the surveillance cameras through the city.
Well; Kitty, Roz, Karey, & Devon were anyways.
Dudley was in the Snack room, finding something to eat.
"I wonder, if there's anything delicious to eat?" Dudley asks, as he rumerges through the TUFF refrigerator as the audience laughs at his greediness.
He finds something to eat.
"Ah ha!" he shouted, as he takes out a 5 foot taco sub & another 5 foot sub, which was a pizza sub. "Two five feet subs; which two of them together make them 10 feet!"
He sets the two subs on the table and lifts up the top bread off of one.
"Oh, boy!" he exclaims. "A pizza sub! It haves my favorite toppings too! Pepperoni, cheese, & sauce!"
Then he goes to the other sub & lifts the top bread off the top.
"Taco sub!" Dudley exclaims. "I wonder, who maded my favorite subs? Oh well. Time to dig in!"
Then he starts downing the subs.
The audience laughs at his greediness.
Then Keswick with the Chief walks in.
"Thank god, that Julie haves the day off!" the Chief exclaims loudly. "Now, I can eat whatever I want for lunch again!"
"Y-Y-Yeah." Keswick said. "I've brought us some subs from Pha-Pha-Philly Subs that we can eat..."
Then he stops in his tracks.
"Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy!" Keswick shouted.
Dudley turns to them, eating what's left of the subs.
"Hey, Keswick! Hey, Chief!" he shouted. "I just enjoyed myself some delicious subs!"
"That was our lunch, Agent Puppy." the Chief said.
"Oh." Dudley said, as the audience laughs. "Sorry. Didn't know."
"I was looking fa-fa-forward to eating those subs too!" Keswick shouted. "See!? That's why, we can't have nice things!"
"Not to fret, Keswick." the Chief said as he puts on a chef's hat & a apron. "I can make us lunch! I'm gonna make us my famous; Steak ala Chief!"
"Oh no!" Keswick exclaims as Dudley walks out of the room, drinking himself a can of Toilet Cola.
"And I'm gonna cook the steak in my special steak sauce!" the Chief announces with a wide smile on his face.
Keswick turns green, as the audience laughs.
"Not your sta-sta-steak sauce!" Keswick said. "It tastes like sha-sha-shit!"
"Shut up, scientist!" the Chief said, as he hops to the stove. "You're gonna eat my steak with sauce! And that's an order!"
Keswick turns green, as the Chief starts cooking.
"I fa-fa-fucking hate working at the fa-fa-freak show of an secret agency!" he mutters angrily as the audience laughs.
It shows; Kitty, Roz, Karey, & Devon now.
They were still looking through the surveillance cameras for clues as how people got hypnotized.
"Still nothing!" Roz said.
Karey then sees the Minis watching tv.
"What's this?" she asks, as she zoomed into the footage. "I think, I found how everyone got hypnotized, girls!"
Kitty, Roz & Devon runs over to her.
"What is it, Karey?" Kitty asks.
"Watch!" Karey said, as she plays the footage.
'The Quacky the Duck Show' comes on tv & the hypnotic swirl comes on the tv and hypnotizes the Minis.
"Quacky the Duck hypnotized them!" Karey exclaims.
"Quacky the Duck?" Kitty asks. "What's he doing alive? I thought, he was killed and then roasted for lunch in jail?"
"I thought that too!" Roz said, as Dudley walks in.
"What's happening?" Dudley asks as he picks his teeth with a toothpick.
Kitty turns to him.
"Quacky the Duck has hypnotized tv viewers!" Kitty said.
"Quacky the Duck." Dudley said in an evil tone as everything around him got dark. "The bane of my existence!"
The audience laughs.
"Um, Duds?" Roz asks.
"Huh?" Dudley asks. "Oh! Sorry."
Everything gets bright again.
"I wonder, why he would hypnotize all of the citizens of Petropolis for?" Devon asks.
Karey plays the footage, as it shows Quacky talking.
"'Alright, slaves. I want you all to get ropes, TNT, scrap metal, blow torches, nitroglycerin & sledge hammers. And I want you all to build a big wall around the mayor's house & then I want you to blow up Mayor Teddy Bear as revenge for what he had done to me!'" he said on the footage.
"What did Mayor Teddy do to him?" Devon asks.
Kitty turns to her.
"He was the one, who told the network president of PTV to cancel his show." she said. "Because of low ratings."
"And Duds used to be the president of his fan club." started Roz.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "Before he & the Sharing Moose tried to get their revenge on me & Kitty for stopping them from destroying tv forever."
"Well, tv is destroyed forever." Karey started. "Thanks to reality tv, car insurance commercials like Flo the slut, & that shitty-ass Spongebob. Hell, there's barely anything on tv these days, anyways."
The audience applaudes to this.
"Yeah." Roz said. "And Quacky & The Sharing Moose tried to blow up all of the fast food restaurants & blame Duds."
"I see." Devon said. "No wonder you're not the president of the Quacky fan club, Duds."
"Yeah." Dudley said.
Kitty turns to Roz.
"My instincts are telling me something!" she said.
"And what's that, sis?" Roz asks.
"My instincts are telling me, that something's gonna go down." Kitty said. "Anyways, let's go down to the tv studio where the Quacky show located and stop Quacky's plan from blowing up Mayor Teddy!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I love Mayor Teddy. He's a cool dude! He vetoed an plan to enforce a leash law for us dogs!"
"And he did create; Favorite Sherbet Month for July!" Roz said. "One of my favorite months!"
The audience laughs.
"Let's go!" Kitty said with a determined look on her face.
Then the TUFF quintet gets vacuumed into a tube, which leads to the TUFF garage and their cars.
They speed off towards the tv studio.
At PTV Studios.
Kitty pulls up in her TUFF mobile.
She jumps out of it with her gun drawned.
"We're here!" she said. "Now watch out for anything out of the ordinary. Quacky may have this studio boobytrapped."
"Right!" said the other agents.
Then they go inside the tv studio & look around.
Kitty goes over to the very same spot, where the Sharing Moose knocked her unconscious awhile back.
She rubs her head a bit.
"Ow! That hurt so fucking bad!" she said, remembering that scene.
Dudley goes over to where the catering tables were set up.
There was food already set up.
"FOOD!" Dudley shouted loudly, as the audience laughs.
He runs over & starts downing the food.
The audience laughs at his gluttoness.
Devon checked a room, to see the studio employees getting drunk & high.
"Dude!" shouted one employee when he saw Devon. "The stripper's here!"
"STRIPPER!" shouted the other employees as the audience laughs. "STRIP FOR US!"
"Fuck no!" Devon sniffs as she leaves the room.
Karey checks a room to see that two familiar characters were in there.
The two familiar characters were; Cosmo & Wanda.
Wanda was about to give Cosmo head.
"Oh, boy!" Cosmo exclaims. "This is gonna be fun!"
"Yeah!" Wanda said in her annoying sounding voice. "Now, shut the fuck up & enjoy it!"
Cosmo then notices Karey.
"Hey baby!" he said. "Wanna join us & have a threesome?"
"Hell no!" Karey sniffs. "I don't want to join a bunch of characters, which are on a show that sucks ass!"
She then aims her blaster & blasts the two fairy assholes to a burnt crisp, killing them.
The audience laughs & applaudes for this.
"Haaaaa!" Karey said, as she leaves the room. "A good deed done!"
Roz then stands in front of a door.
"Hmmmm?" she said.
Kitty walks up to her.
"What's up, sis?" she asks.
Roz turns to her.
"Something tells me, that we're about to be ambushed." Roz said.
Kitty laughs.
"What's the worst that could happen?" she asks, as Roz opens up the door to the room.
Then one hundred robots, that looked like ducks rush out of the room towards the TUFF quintet.
"Oh shit!" Roz exclaims.
"Intruders!" said a robot.
"Must destroy intruders!" said another robot.
"Let's take down these robots!" Kitty shouted.
"LET'S KICK SOME ROBOT ASS!" yells Dudley.
Then some of the duck robots start shooting various weapons at the TUFF quintet, as some of the robots start shooting lasers.
Kitty & Roz dodges the weapons and lasers as Karey & Devon starts taking down some of the duck robots and Dudley starts beating up & destroying the duck robots.
"Let's get them, sis!" Kitty said to Roz as she does a fighting stance.
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims as she does a fighting stance too.
Then the Katswell twins starts fighting the duck robots, as the duck robots goes for an attack.
"YA!" Kitty said as she karate kicks some robots so hard, that they break into pieces.
Roz grabs a robot's arm & twists it off.
"Malfunction!" said the robot. "Does not compute!"
"Shut up!" Roz shouted as she gives the robot a power cat punch to its head, knocking its head off.
Kitty punches through a robot malfunctioning it, as she karate kicks a robot destroying it.
Karey grabs a robot & uses it as a baseball bat and destroys several robots.
"Pain!" shouted the robot. "This does not compute!"
Then the robot short circuits & explodes.
The audience laughs.
Devon grabs two robot heads & tore them off.
"HA!" she shouted as she uses the robot heads to dismantle the other robots.
Dudley Puppy Punches several robots at once, dismantling them.
"I hope you enjoyed my Puppy Punch!" he said as he punches more robots, making them malfunction.
The TUFF quintet destroys all of the robots easily.
"Is that all of the robots?" Karey asks.
"I think so." Kitty said.
Then the building starts shaking.
"Uh, Duds." Roz said. "That's not your stomach, is it?"
"No." Dudley answers.
Then a wall bursts down. A giant duck robot goes through it.
"TUFF Agents!" it said. "I am Quacky's most expensive, most important, and most dangerous robot he ever builted!"
"Most expensive, most important & most dangerous huh?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah right!" Roz laughs. "I bet, he's gonna go down within five seconds!"
The robot turns to her.
"Don't underestimate the robot, weakling." it said. "I don't have any weak spots, unlike you! Now prepare to be terminated!"
Then the giant robot extracts out missile launchers, gernade shooters, & guns out at them.
"HOLY SHIT!" Dudley hollers.
"DUCK!" Karey shouted.
The giant robot shoots off its weapons, as the TUFF quintet avoids getting hit.
Roz rolls underneath the giant robot & sees its weak spot.
She smiles.
"Ah ha!" she thought to herself. "I've found its weak spot!"
She then lands next to a wall.
The giant robot had spotted Karey.
"TUFF Agent." it said. "Must be destroyed!"
Then it aimed its missile launcher at her.
"I don't think so!" Karey shouted, as she threw a brick at its head.
The brick hit its head, thus sending the missile through the roof.
"Ha! Got it!" she exclaims, as she runs off.
Roz puts on some glasses & takes out her own missile launcher.
"Time to destroy the metal piece of shit!" she said, as she presses a button on her glasses.
It then shows the giant robot on the glasses and a red square.
The red square targets the lower area of the giant robot.
"Target spotted!" said the tech glasses. "Ready to launch at desired target!"
"Great!" Roz said, as she puts eight missiles in the launcher. "Say bye-bye, rust bucket!"
She presses a button, which launches off two missiles into the lower part of the giant robot.
The two missiles hit.
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims, as she launches off more missiles into the giant robot.
The missiles hit the giant robot.
"Malfunctioning!" it said. "Quacky's most important, most expensive, & most dangerous robot...does not compute!"
"That's for sure!" Roz exclaims as she launches off her two last missiles into the giant robot.
The giant robot explodes into tiny pieces.
"Bulls and eye!" Roz said as she takes off her tech glasses.
The audience applaudes & laughs at this.
Kitty walks up to the room the giant robot came from.
"Now, with that done." she started. "Time to get Quacky!"
Then the TUFF quintet walks into the room with their weapons drawned.
Kitty sees a black computer desk chair.
"Alright you bastard!" she said as she aims her gun at the chair. "Show yourself!"
The chair turns to them. There was Quacky, smoking on a cuban cigar.
"Well. Well. Well. It's the TUFF agents!" he said as he takes a puff from the cigar. "Did you have fun fighting my most expensive, most important, & most dangerous robot?"
"That piece of junk was too easy!" Roz said rudely. "That was just a fucking can opener with extra steroids!"
"Cut the shit, Quacky!" Devon shouted. "You're in a lot of trouble for hypnotizing people!"
"Why." Quacky started. "I was just innocently having fun, Foxy!"
Kitty takes out a pair of handcuffs.
"Quacky the Duck." she started. "You are under arrest!"
She puts the handcuffs on his wrists.
Then Roz's stomach rumbles loudly.
The audience laughs.
Dudley turns to her.
"Hungry, Rozzie?" he asks as his stomach rumbles loudly too.
The audience laughs at him.
"Looks like; I'm not the only one, Duds!" said Roz hungrily as she eyes Quacky.
Kitty looks at Roz.
"What are you planning, sis?" she asks.
"How about, we fry up some poultry?" Roz asks.
Kitty was aghasted.
"What!? Why would we wanna..." she started before she saw Roz winking at her. "Oh! Yeah. I'm in the mood for poultry too!"
"Yeah!" Devon said. "I'm also starving!"
"So am I!" Karey added.
"What are you three cats & fox talking about, with the winking of the eyes & the poultry talk?" Quacky asks stupidly as the audience laughs at his obliviousness.
Kitty ignores him.
"How would you all like him to be? Roasted or fried!?" she said to her partners.
"Fried!" Karey exclaims loudly. "Dipped in my family's fried chicken recipe!"
"Grilled & Barbequed!" Devon exclaims. "It's healthier, but I don't mind him fried!"
"FRIED, KIT-KAT HONEY SWEETIECAKES!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "I love fried bird or poultry for this instance!"
"FRIED!" Roz exclaims as she takes out a bottle of Tabasco sauce. "I am so hungry!"
"Fried it is!" Kitty exclaims loudly as she bears her fangs at Quacky.
"Uh, why are you smiling at me like that; kitty cat with the evil fang bearing teeth smile?" Quacky asks stupidly as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
"We're gonna fry you, Quacky!" Kitty shouted loudly.
"YEAH!" shouted the rest of the agents.
"Wait a minute!" Quacky exclaims. "I don't wanna be fried! I'm not even the real Quacky! I'm a clone of him!"
"That doesn't matter!" Karey shouted. "We're hungry for duck & you're the only duck around!"
Then her stomach rumbles loudly. She bares her fangs at him.
"Time for lunch!" she shouted.
"OH YEAH!" Dudley shouted as he drools.
Then they all pounced onto the Quacky clone & beat the living hell out of him.
The audience laughs, cheers, & applaudes for them.
An hour & a half later in the PTV kitchen.
The TUFF quintet was enjoying themselves some fried Quacky the Duck, along with Rozzie's Tabasco sauce.
"Mmmmmm!" Karey said. "That was such a smart plan to eat that Quacky clone, Kitty!"
"Yeah!" Devon said, as she picks her teeth with a toothpick. "Pretty smart plan!"
"Yeah, sis!" Roz said.
Kitty laughs.
"Thanks, everyone!" she said as she picks up the wishbone & turns to Dudley. "Wanna make a wish, Dudleykins?"
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he grabs the other end of the wishbone.
They both make a wish & pull it, until it broke.
Kitty got the bigger half.
"I've got the bigger half!" she exclaims.
"That's good, Kit-Kat honeycakes!" Dudley said. "Did you make your wish?"
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "I hope, it'll come true!"
"Oh, Kitty." Karey asks.
"Yes, Karey?" Kitty asks.
"I've found this dvd on the Quacky clone." Karey started. "I think, it might be important."
She takes out a dvd.
"That's great, Karey!" Kitty said. "That will give us more info on where's the real Quacky!"
"It's a good thing that I brought my dvd player!" Roz said as she takes out her portable dvd player.
Karey gives her the dvd & Roz puts it in and the dvd plays.
It shows the real Quacky on the dvd player. He was wearing a tacky Hawaiian & his signature hat.
"Hello law enforcement, FBI, TUFF, & CIA officers." he started. "You are all probably wondering what am I doing still alive? Well, I'll be telling the story with my lips & mouth with the jello puddin'."
The audience laughs at the stupid duck.
"I am still planning on getting my revenge, for what that fucking good-for-nothing Mayor Teddy did to me and when I finish him off, I'm gonna..." Quacky started before being interrupted by the Sharing Moose.
"Hey, Quacky." the Sharing Moose started in his deep voice. "I don't know, if the camera's recording or not."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr!" Quacky growls angrily as he goes over towards the camera.
The camera shakes a whole of a hell lot. And there were a few small static cuts as well.
"It's not on, Quacky." The Sharing Moose said.
"Yes it is!" Quacky shouted. "I can see the light on & everything! You really need to lay off the gin & juice for awhile!"
"Well, I know how to work a fuckin' camera!" the Sharing Moose said angrily. "And don't be downin' gin & juice, either!"
"You see!?" Quacky shouted. "I knew that damn thing was on!"
"Don't be fuckin' around with it!" the Sharing Moose shouted. "Do you know, how much this cost me!? $2,000 dollars!"
"Whatever!" Quacky sniffs angrily.
Then he goes back to where the camera's aimed.
"Fucking, stupid moose! Act like he can't operate a camera!" he mutters angrily. "Jello pudding! Kodak film!"
The audience laughs.
"Now where was I?" Quacky asks. "Oh, yeah! I'm gonna finish off Mayor Teddy, by using beating him with sledge hammers, scrap metal & shit like that. Then I'm gonna burn him with blow torches and then I'm gonna blow him up with the TNT & nitroglycerin and blow his lame ass up! Then I am gonna be taking over Petropolis and get my revenge on the city! Hahahahahahaha!"
Then a volleyball hits him in the head, sending him into the sand. Face first.
The audience laughs at his.
He stands back up with a mouthful of sand.
He spits it out & turns to the kids.
"You fucking kids, with your rap music & disrespect!" Quacky shouted.
Then he turns to the camera.
"I'm gonna get revenge on those kids too! Quacky out!" Quacky said. "So, how do you shut off the camera?"
"You press the button right there!" the Sharing Moose sniffs, as he shows him the button.
"No you don't!" Quacky sniffs. "You unplug it!"
"Hey! Don't be unpluggin' my fuckin' camera man!" the Sharing Moose shouted.
Then they argue, as the video feed ends & the dvd ends.
"That was entertaining." Dudley said stupidly as the audience laughs.
Kitty stands up.
"We gotta go to the mayor's house, before Quacky kills him!" she said.
Then her partners stand up & leave the tv studios.
They jump into their cars & speed off towards the Mayor's office.
At the Mayor's office.
The TUFF quintet arrives there to see a giant metal wall around it.
"There's a giant metal wall in the way, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims. "How are we gonna get around it!?"
Kitty takes out her grappling gun.
"With this, Dudley!" she said.
"Grappling gun?" Dudley asks. "Damn! I lefted mine at home!"
"You can get on me, Duds!" Karey said.
Then Kitty, Roz, Devon, & Karey use their grappling guns and shoot their hooks onto the metal wall and they started going up the wall.
"Get on me, Duds!" Karey said.
So Dudley gets on her back & they both go up the wall.
Roz looks down & see all of the hypnotized people below with their weapons.
"There's all of the hypnotized people!" she announced.
"How the hell are we gonna wake them up!?" Devon asks.
Dudley then thinks of something. Then he comes up with an idea.
"I've got it!" he exclaims as he turns to Kitty. "Kitty. Do you still have that bull horn?"
"Yes, Dudley." Kitty said as she takes out her bull horn.
"Does it haves the ultra highest setting?" Dudley asks.
"Yes." said Kitty. "Ultra Deafly loud, but not loud enough to make you exactly deaf. Why you ask?"
"I wanna use it to wake up the hypnotized people." Dudley said.
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said as she gives him the bull horn.
"Sweet!" Dudley said as he turns up the volume to the formentioned setting on the bull horn.
He then looks down on the hypnotized people below. He puts the bull horn to his mouth.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" he belched loudly.
Car alarms were going off every street and windows on buildings break.
The audience laughs at this.
The hypnotized people wake up.
"What in heaven's are we doing here?" said one person.
"What's this giant metal wall, doing at the mayor's office?" asked another person.
Kitty takes back her bull horn.
"People of Petropolis." she started. "You all been hypnotized by Quacky the Duck! But the spell has been broken. You all may return to your normal lives!"
"Okay. Alright. God, that was weird." the people said below as they started heading back to their homes.
"And now, that leaves us with our minis!" Roz said.
"Yeah!" Devon said as she turns to see the minis inside of the mayor's office. "The minis are in the mayor's office!"
"Let's go wake our minis!" Kitty said.
Then the TUFF quintet jumps down & runs inside the mayor's office.
Inside the mayor's office.
Mayor Teddy was tied up in a chair. He also had a gag over his mouth.
Mini Kitty takes out a lighter & tries to light up the fuse for the TNT, but it wouldn't light.
"Fuck!" she said still in a monotone voice. "This damn thing won't light!"
Mini Karey takes out her lighter.
"Here. Use mines." Mini Karey said in a monotone.
"Thanks." Mini Kitty said as she takes the lighter.
"Now to blow up Mayor Teddy!" Mini Roz said.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mini Dudley & Mini Devon laughs in a monotone tone.
Then the regular TUFF quintet rushes in.
"Mini me!" Kitty exclaims.
Mini Kitty finally gets the lighter lit.
"What are we gonna do?" Karey asks.
"Looks like, we're gonna have to," Kitty started before she sighs. "Fight our minis to wake them up."
"Okay." Karey said as she sighs & tears up a little bit. "Let's do this!"
Then the regular TUFF quintet went over to their miniature selves & started fighting them.
Kitty throws a punch into Mini Kitty's face as Mini Kitty throws a response punch back. Dudley gives Mini Dudley a powerful puppy punch right in the jaw, which he quickly gets back up & give Dudley a powerful ultra mini puppy punch to the face.
"OW!" Dudley cried.
Devon tackles her mini to the ground & gives her several mighty fox punches, as Mini Devon responds by giving the regular Devon mighty mini fox punches back. Karey gave Mini Karey several brutal Queens cat punches.
"This hurts me, then it hurts you!" she said between punches.
Roz was giving Mini Roz karate punches & karate kicks.
"HI-YA!" she shouted as she punched & kicked.
Mini Roz responds to this by, giving her punches back.
"XIANG!" she shouted.
"Must do this for master!" Mini Kitty shouted as she throws punches at Kitty.
But royalty to Quacky was quickly fading for Mini TUFF quintet, as the regular TUFF quintet continues fighting them.
Mayor Teddy watches the fight, still tied up in the chair.
"Wait! Wait!" shouted Mini Karey in her regular voice. "Why are you fighting me, regular me!?"
Karey stops fighting and looks at her.
"Mini me?" she asks.
Mini Karey starts crying.
"I thought you like me?" she cries.
"Oh, mini me." Karey said as she runs over to her & hugs her. "It'll be okay."
"Stop! Stop!" Mini Kitty shouted in her regular voice.
Kitty stops fighting her.
"Mini me!" she said with a smile on her face.
"Ow! Ow! Regular me. Stop!" Mini Roz cries as she covers herself to protect herself from Roz's punches & kicks.
Roz stops fighting her.
"Mini me? Is that you?" she asks.
"Yeah." Mini Roz said. "Why are you beating me up? What did I do?"
Dudley stops fighting his mini.
"Mini me bro?" he asks. "Are you...okay?"
"Yeah." Mini Dudley said.
Devon picks up her mini forcefully.
"What did I do, regular me?" Mini Devon asks.
Devon looks at her. A smile spread across her face.
"Mini me! You're back to normal!" Devon exclaims.
The regular TUFF quintets sets down their minis.
Kitty goes over to Mayor Teddy & unties him.
"There you go, sir." she started. "You're untied & saved!"
"Thank you so much, TUFF agents!" Mayor Teddy said. "Arrest those five little people, for tying me up!"
"What? Us!?" Mini TUFF exclaims. "But we.."
"Throw them in jail!" Mayor Teddy said.
"STOP!" Kitty shouted.
Everyone stops talking & looks at her.
Kitty turns to the Minis.
"Regular me." Mini Kitty started. "Why is Mayor Teddy wants us to go to jail?"
"Well, Mini me." Kitty started. "You all got hypnotized by Quacky the Duck. He hypnotized you & most of the city to blow up the mayor for what he had done to him."
"Really?" Mini Roz asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "So to wake you up, we had to fight you."
"How did the citizens wake up?" Mini Dudley asks.
"I belched loudly into Kitty's bull horn, Mini me!" Dudley said. "That woke everyone up."
"Ha! That's my regular!" Mini Dudley said as he friendly punches Dudley's arm.
The audience laughs at this.
"Well, why didn't you do that to us?" Mini Karey asks. "Instead of fighting us?"
"We tried everything to wake you up." Kitty said. "And you were about to light up the TNT. So, we didn't really have any choice."
"Oh." Mini TUFF said in unison. "We get it now."
Then the TUFF quintet puts their heads down.
"I hope, you can forgive us." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said.
"We forgive you, regulars!" Mini Kitty said.
"Yeah!" the rest of Mini TUFF exclaims happily in unison as the audience laughs.
"Awww, minis!" Kitty said as she picks up her mini & hugs her. "I love you, mini me!"
"I love you too!" Mini Kitty said as she nuzzles Kitty.
Then each girl pick up their mini & hugs them. Dudley slaps a hand on his mini's back and laughs, as did Mini Dudley.
"So, that's what happened." Mayor Teddy said. "I should have that Quacky jailed for life!"
Kitty turns to him.
"Don't worry about that, Mayor Teddy." she started. "We got HUFF arresting his ass, as we speak!"
"Yeah!" Roz said.
Mini Karey looks around.
"What are we gonna do about all these TNTs & shit?" she asks.
"Yeah!" Mini Devon said. "If we leave these here; they'll sure to go off!"
"Hmmmm?" Kitty said.
It shows Jack's house now.
Kitty rings the doorbell.
"Ha!Ha!" she laughs as she runs off.
The audience laughs.
The door opens.
There standing there was Jack.
"Hello?" he asks. "Yes?"
He looks down & sees a box with a note. He picks it up.
"A package!" Jack exclaims as he picks it up. "I wonder, who's it from?"
He reads the note.
"'Charlotte's Carrots of the month club'" he read. "Oh boy! My carrots are here! Now I can make a carrot cake for mom!"
Then Jack runs into the house.
Further away, Mini Kitty was talking.
"Are you sure he's not gonna notice all that TNT, regular me?" she asks Kitty.
"I'm sure, mini me." Kitty said. "Those sticks of TNT were painted to look like carrots. So he won't notice."
"Do you think, he eating them right now?" Karey asks.
Kitty looks at her watch.
"Wait for it." she said.
Then an explosion was heard.
"And now!" Kitty said as the audience laughs.
"Hahahahaha! That was a smart plan, regular me!" Mini Kitty exclaims.
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he gives Kitty a friendly slap on the shoulder. "Pretty smart plan, Kit-Kat!"
"Yeah!" Devon added.
"Now, let's go to Frida's La Comida & celebrate our victory!" Kitty exclaims.
"YEAH!" Mini TUFF exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"YEAH!" her partners exclaims.
At Frida's La Comida.
The TUFF quintet & the Mini TUFF quintet was celebrating, as Frida was serving them their food & drinks.
"Give us some more wet burritos!" Kitty exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Frida said. "What's with the celebration?"
"We foiled Quacky the Duck's evil plan to blow up Mayor Teddy." Roz said as she eats her spicy taco salad.
"Oh!" Frida said. "Did you now?"
"YEAH!" both the TUFF & Mini TUFF quintets exclaims as the audience laughs. "We got his ass good!"
"Fuck the wet burritos." Frida said. "I'm gonna give you the ultra grande' wet burritos!"
Then she runs into the kitchen.
Karey drinks her Margarita.
"Hmmm?" she said.
Roz turns to her.
"What is it, Karey?" she asks.
"You know, when you about to blew up Quacky's so-called most important, most expensive, most dangerous robot?" Karey asks.
"Yeah?" Roz asks.
"And before you blew it up, I threw a brick at it and it sent a missile through the roof of the tv studio?" Karey asks.
"Yeah?" Roz asks. "What about it?"
"I wonder, what happened to it anyways?" Karey asks.
It shows the Chameleon's house.
The Chameleon was mowing his lawn.
"Whew!" he said. "Mowing the lawn sure is hard work. Especially since the lawn was longer than one of Family Guy's cutaways! Yep! A real show about nothing!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Now, Mrs. Ungerman will get off my back for my lawn being too long!" the Chameleon exclaims.
Then he looks up in the sky.
"What's that?" the Chameleon said. "It looks like a..."
The giant robot's missile lands into the Chameleon's house, blowing it up.
The audience laughs at this.
"MY HOUSE!" the Chameleon shouted.
Then he sighs.
"At least, I didn't get hurt this time!" he laughs.
Then pieces of the house falls ontop of him.
"Medic!" the Chameleon said as the audience laughs.
"Who cares?" Roz asks. "It's someone else's problem now."
"Yeah." Karey said as the audience laughs.
Frida returns with the ultra grande' wet burritos.
"Here's your ultra grande' wet burritos, guys!" she said.
"Oh boy!" Dudley exclaims as he starts drooling uncontrollably.
The audience laughs at this.
"Time to eat!" Roz exclaims.
"OH BOY!" Mini TUFF said as the audience laughs.
Kitty picks up a knife & fork as Frida sets the ultra grande' wet burritos on the table.
"Before I eat this ultra grande' wet burrito. We have to end the chapter now!" she started. "This was some chapter, huh?"
"Yes it was!" Dudley said. "I had fun!"
"So did I!" Devon said.
"I kinda did." said Karey. "Despite me, beating up my mini."
"Yeah." everyone said at the table.
"Despite that." Kitty said. "We stopped Quacky from getting his revenge and saved the mayor!"
"Yeah!" everyone exclaims as the audience laughs.
Then Kitty turns to the camera.
"I hope, you sure enjoyed this chapter." she said. "Tune in to the next chapter. It'll be as good!"
Then both the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF quintet, & Frida did a pose as the audience applaudes.
Then they continue celebrating as The Kitty Katswell Show theme plays as the audience continues applauding.