The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
The Winter Getaway part 2-(Assholes on the slopes)
Alright. The last time we lefted off. The TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, Chief, Alicia, Gabriella & Keswick went to Charlie's winter lodge to escape the extreme summer heat. They met their secret best friends; Dr. Rabies, Madame Catastrophe, Madame Chaos, Kaylee, & Madame Destruction there. So now, they're gonna plan a whole day of having winter fun. But there might be a certain evil company up on the mountains too. This entire chapter is original & thought up by me. So, please relax, read, review, & enjoy part 2.
It was the next morning. There was a slight breeze coming from the north, making the trees sway a bit.
It shows Charlie's Winter lodge now.
Most of the TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF were awake. Devon was still in bed as well as Keswick.
The scene moves to the kitchen as it shows Kitty wearing a short sleeve green shirt, black jeans, white socks, & black slippers.
She was cooking breakfast for everyone.
Everyone else was sitting at the kitchen table waiting for breakfast to be served.
The Chief was reading the day's newspaper & was drinking his morning coffee. Dudley & his mini was reading the sports and comic sections. Karey was helping Kitty prepare the breakfast as she was cutting up fresh potatoes & making toast. Roz was also helping with the breakfast service, as she was making freshly squeezed orange juice, apple juice, & grape juice. Gabriella was having a friendly game of Dos with Alicia, who also had a cup of coffee and the rest of the minis were planning on their snowball war that they were gonna have later.
Mini Roz had just turned her MP3 CD player & it was playing old school rap music on it.
"Oh, yeah!" she said. "Now, that's the shit right there!"
"Better than today's rap!" Mini Karey exclaims happily.
"Way better!" Mini Kitty said as the audience laughs.
The Chief puts down his newspaper & turns to the three mini cats.
"Why don't you kids, put in some songs from the 40's?" he asks. "Now that's music!"
The three mini cats look at him with disgust.
"What?" the Chief asks. "Do I got a boogie?"
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Butt out, old man!" Mini Roz shouted loudly at the Chief.
"Yeah. Fuck off, old man!" Mini Kitty said as the audience laughs.
Roz hears them.
"What's going on, Mini me?" she asks.
The Chief turns to Roz.
"New Agent Katswell! Your mini called me an old man!" he complains.
"First of all." Roz started. "Stop calling me; 'New Agent Katswell'! I've been working here for two years now. I want to be preferred Agent Katswell for now on! Got it?"
"Sure. Whatever Agent Roz." the Chief said.
"Close enough." Roz said. "And mini me's right. You are a old man! You & your short term memory!"
"Uh, what was we talking about again?" the Chief asked, forgetting what they was talking about.
The audience laughs at his ass.
"Point taken." Roz said in a bored tone.
"Ditto!" the three mini cats said.
Karey turns to Kitty.
"I've got the potatoes ready, Kitty!" she said.
Kitty turns to her.
"Okay, Karey." she said as she picks up another skillet. "I'm ready!"
So, Karey tosses the chopped potatoes into the skillet in a fancy way. And Kitty cooks the potatoes.
Dudley inhales the aroma.
"Mmmmmm! That food smells good!" he said as he licks his lips. "I can't wait to eat that breakfast!"
Roz turns to Kitty.
"Do you need any more help, sis?" she asks.
"Yes, Roz." Kitty said. "Can you cook the sausage for me, please?"
"Of course." Roz said as she takes out a roll of sausage from the fridge.
"Thank you." Kitty said as she cooks the hash browns, bacon, eggs, & pancakes.
Roz sets the roll of sausage on the counter & starts cutting it.
Dudley looks at her.
"Hmmm?" he thought. "I wonder if, one of the Katswell twins gonna make me their patented Katswell Breakfast Sandwich!"
"How are those Katswell Breakfast Sandwiches, sis!?" Gabriella shouted to Kitty.
"They're coming along, Gabriella!" Kitty called back to her.
A wide smile spreads across Dudley's face as Roz puts the sausage patties into the pan & starts cooking them.
45 minutes later.
The big breakfast was ready.
"Alright, everyone." Kitty said as she, Karey & Roz. "Breakfast is ready!"
"Oh, boy!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
Kitty looks at him.
"Looks like, my Dudleykins is hungry!" she said in a sexy tone.
"Yeah! I sure am, Kit-Kat baby!" Dudley said as the audience laughs.
Then Devon walks in & inhales.
"That breakfast smells good!" she said as she goes over to the table.
"Thanks, Devon!" Roz said. "Kitty, Karey, & me cooked it!"
"That's nice!" Devon said as she sits at the table.
Kitty then starts serving the breakfast as Keswick walks in.
"What for br-br-breakfast?" he asks.
"Oh, look. It's Fish face!" the Chief said as the audience laughs.
"What the hell is he suppose to be anyways?" Gabriella asks.
"Some freak show, lil sis!" Alicia said as the audience laughs.
Keswick sits at the table.
"What's for br-breakfast, Katswell Pa-Pa-Puppy?" he asks.
Kitty turns to him.
"Bacon, eggs, sausage, hash browns, pancakes, Katswell Breakfast Sandwiches, toast, freshly maded orange juice, apple juice, & grape juice." she said as she give Dudley his plate of food.
"I'll take the h-hash browns, e-e-eggs, bacon, & o-o-oatmeal." Keswick said.
"We don't have no damn oatmeal!" Roz shouted as the audience laughs.
"NO O-O-OATMEAL!?" Keswick exclaims. "HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THE BREAKFAST OF ALL CHA-CHA-CHAMPIONS?"
"We just don't!" Kitty said.
"My hero eats o-o-oatmeal for breakfast everyday!" Keswick said as he took out a photo.
It was a photo of Bert from Sesame Street.
"He c-c-collects paperclips, love pa-pa-pigeons, & hates fun!" Keswick said. "Just like me!"
"Ha!" Dudley laughs. "His hero is a puppet!"
"And the puppet's a homo!" the Chief laughs. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Then everyone laughs at Keswick as the audience laughs.
"Skip the fucking oatmeal, Kesdick." Kitty said. "You're so puny. You need some meat on your bones!"
She gives him a plate with bacon, eggs, sausage & pancakes.
Keswick sighs & rolls his eyes.
"Fine!" he said. "I'll e-eat it."
Then he eats the breakfast.
"Mmmmmm!" Dudley said as he eats his breakfast. "This is a good breakfast, Kit-Kat!"
"Thanks, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
"Yeah! This is a good breakfast!" the minis said.
"Thanks, guys." Kitty said as she sits down at the kitchen table. "I've worked so hard. So, enjoy!"
Then she eats her breakfast now.
An hour later.
Everyone was done eating breakfast & was sitting in the lodge's living room now.
They were watching 'The Kattersons' marathon.
Kitty turns to Keswick.
"Hey, Keswick. Do you have your cloning gun with you?" she asks.
"Of course I do, Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell Pa-Pa-Puppy." Keswick said as he takes out his cloning gun.
"That's good." Kitty said. "Because Catastrophe, Rabies, Chaos, & Destruction is suppose to come back today."
"I know. I kn-know." Keswick said.
Then Karey walks up with a pair of skis and so did the Chief & Devon.
"Okay. Who wants to go skiing on the slopes?" she asks.
"I do!" Alicia said.
"Me too!" Gabriella said. "I wanna show off my moves!"
Kitty turns to them.
"Going to the slopes sounds like a good idea!" she exclaims. "Let's all go to the slopes."
"Okay!" Everyone said in unison as the audience laughs.
Then the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it!" Dudley said as he stands up & gets the door.
He opens the door to see Dr. Rabies, Catastrophe, Chaos, Destruction, & Kaylee.
They had their ski equipment with them.
"Hey Dudley brother!" Rabies greeted with a smile on his face.
"Hey, Rabies brother!" Dudley greeted. "How are you today?"
"I'm good, Dudley brother." Rabies said. "Can we come in?"
"Sure!" Dudley said. "Come on in!"
"Okayith!" Rabies said.
Then he, Catastrophe, Chaos, Destruction, & Kaylee walks in.
"Mornink, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said. "You are doink good this mornink, no?"
"Ja!" Kitty replies. "So, are you ready to go ski on the slopes?"
"Oh, ja!" Catastrophe said. "I am wantink to show off my moves on the slopes!"
Chaos turns to Roz.
"Rozzie darlink. Where's that Keswick thing of yours?" she asks.
"He went to get his invention." Roz said.
"Oh. Okayith." Chaos said.
Then Keswick walks up.
"Hey, C-Catastrophe, C-Chaos, R-R-Rabies, K-K-Kaylee, & D-D-D-Destruction." he said. "I've got my c-c-cloning gun ready!"
"Okayith!" Destruction said as she goes over to him.
"So you wanna go first, Madame D-Destruction?" Keswick asks.
"Like they say; Duh!" Destruction said as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Keswick said. "Now stand st-st-still. This is gonna be quick!"
Then he aims his cloning gun at Destruction and shoots it.
Its laser beam hits her. Then a Mini Madame Destruction come from behind her.
"Hi!" Mini Destruction greeted everyone.
"Hello, Mini Destruction!" Everyone replies as the audience laughs.
"Mini me!" Destruction said as she hugs her.
"Regular me!" Mini Destruction said. "It is so nice to meet you, no?"
"Ja!" Destruction said.
Chaos & Catastrophe walks up to Keswick.
"Our turn!" they said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Keswick said. "Just stand there and I'll do my own th-th-thing!"
So the Katz twins do as they are told.
Minutes later.
Rabies, Catastrophe, Chaos & Destruction had their minis now.
"Okay with that done." Keswick said as he puts away his cloning gun. "Now, I can show you my new i-invention now!"
"What is it, Einstein?" Gabriella asks.
Then Keswick takes out his new invention.
"This is my brand new Turbo S-Skis!" he said. "These skis will help the beginner & amateur s-skier. And it'll help the user a-a-avoid the dangerous rocks on the s-slopes. And anyone can use them too!"
"That's neat, Keswick!" Karey said.
"And the skis also have controls on what speed the u-user wanna go too!" Keswick added.
"That's nice!" Devon said. "But who's gonna use them first?"
"Me!" Alicia exclaims.
"Okay, Alicia." Keswick said as he gives her the Turbo skis.
"Yeah!" Alicia said loudly.
Then Kitty walks up in her skiing clothes, which was; a dark green sweater with a black horizontal stripe, black gloves, a green knitted hat, black pants & black boots.
The audience whoos at this.
"Okay. Is everyone ready to go to skiing?" she asks.
"Ja!" Catastrophe said.
"Yeah!" Devon said.
"Yeah!" Everyone else said as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Kitty said as she turns to Dudley. "Are you coming, Dudleykins?"
"Maybe later, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "I wanna watch the rest of 'The Kattersons' and then watch my talk shows."
"Alright, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she turns to Roz. "Coming, sis?"
"I need to rest a bit, sis." Roz said. "Washing all those dishes, sure is tiring."
"Okay." Kitty said as she picks up her skis and turns to everyone else. "Okay, people. Let's go!"
"Yeah!" the gang said.
Then they leave the winter lodge.
Dudley then stretches.
"Oh, god!" he said. "Time for me to use Charlie's jacuzzi!"
Then he goes to Charlie's jacuzzi, which was in the den.
In the den.
Dudley was in the jacuzzi.
"Haaaaa!" he sighs of relief. "Now, this is the good way to lose all of those extra breakfast pounds!"
He lays back in the jacuzzi.
"This moment feels so good!" Dudley said. "I wonder, how can this time can get any better!?"
Then as if on cue, Roz walks in.
"Hey, Duds my Friend with benefits!" she greeted. "How are you?"
"I'm doing great, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he lays back in the jacuzzi. "And you?"
"Just a little bit tired & stressed from washing those dishes." Roz said as she sat down in a chair.
"Awwww that's bad." Dudley said.
Then Roz looks at Dudley in the jacuzzi.
"I see, that your brother have a jacuzzi." she said.
"Yep." Dudley said. "It's pretty roomy."
"Mind if I join you, Duds?" Roz asks in a sexy tone as the audience whoos.
"Sure, Rozzie!" Dudley said.
"Okay." Roz said.
Then she starts undress.
Soon she was just in her bra & panties now.
The audience whoos at this.
Then she gets into the jacuzzi now.
"Mmmmmm! This water feels so good!" Roz said in a sexy tone.
She lays back.
"Mmmmmm!" she utters.
"If you feel good. You're gonna feel great!" Dudley said as he goes over to her and starts massaging her back a bit.
"Mmmmmm!" Roz said.
"You like that, Rozzie?" Dudley asks as he continues massaging Roz's back.
"Mmmmmm! Si!" Roz exclaims in a extremely sexy tone.
"Good!" Dudley said. "That's what I like to hear."
Then Roz reaches up & undoes her bra.
Dudley looks down & see her big breasts exposed.
"Big sexy tits!" he exclaims loudly.
"Like them" Roz asks in a sexy tone as her breasts bounced a bit.
"No. I love them!" Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs. "I'm getting all hard!"
Roz then puts her hand into the water and takes out Dudley's erected cock.
"Mmmmmm! I see someone's hard & ready!" Roz said in a sexy tone.
"Mmmmmm!" Dudley said.
Then Roz starts stroking his cock fast now.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm!" Dudley said as she did this. "Oh, Rozzie!"
"You like this?" Roz asks in her sexy spanish accent.
"Yeah! Senorita Rozzie!" Dudley said.
"Bueno!" Roz said. "Time to go faster!"
Then she strokes his cock even harder & faster now.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Dudley said.
"Mmmmmmm!" Roz said. "This cock feels so good on my soft hands!"
"Ahhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhh!" Dudley said as Roz goes even faster now.
"Come on, Senor Duds baby!" Roz said in a sexy tone. "Gimme that white cream!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! I THINK, I'M GONNA CUM!" Dudley hollers.
"Good!" Roz said. "Release your love!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ROZZIE!" Dudley hollers as he releases his seed.
"Mmmmmmmmm! Just look at all that tasty seed shoot out!" Roz exclaims in a sexy tone. "I just love it!"
"I love you, Rozzie!" Dudley said.
"I love you too, Duds." Roz said as she puts her hands back into the water. "Now make me happy, Duds baby!"
She takes off her panties & tosses them out of the jacuzzi.
"Rozzie." Dudley said as he grabs her. "I'm gonna do more than that. I'm gonna make you feel beautiful!"
Then he inserts his erected cock into Roz's pussy and starts thrusting & pounding into her hard.
"AHHHHHHHHH! So tight and wet!" Dudley said.
"AHHHHHHHHH! So hard and big!" Roz shouted in a sexy tone.
"AHHHHHHHHH! Mmmmmmm!" Dudley said as he continues thrusting into her.
"This feels so good!" Roz said.
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he takes off her band, which held her hair in her trademark ponytail. "SWING YOUR HAIR, ROZZIE!"
"Okay." Roz said.
Then she swings her hair sexually.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! You're so hot, beautiful, & sexy, Rozzie!" Dudley shouted as he thrusts harder into her.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! Thanks! And you're so strong, hot, & handsome, Duds baby!" Roz shouted erotically.
"Thank you, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he grabs her breasts and started massaging her sexy breasts now. "I love these sexy tits!"
"Mmmmmmm! Thanks, Duds baby!" Roz said in an erotic tone. "This feels so fucking good!"
Dudley starts tugging on Roz's breasts now.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Roz mutters sexually. "Fuck me, Duds! Faster & harder!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Okay Rozzie!" Dudley shouted as he thrusts even faster and harder as he tugs on her sexy huge breasts.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Dudley!" Roz shouted erotically. "I think, I feel something!"
"So, Rozzie." Dudley started. "Do you want it? Do you want my cum!?"
He pounds into her extremely hard as he tugs on her breasts hard.
"HUH!? DO YA, ROZZIE!?" Dudley shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! SI SENOR DUDLEY!" Roz said in a sexy tone. "I want it all!"
Then she wraps her tail around his waist bringing him closer to her.
"PLEEEASSSEEE!? PURRRRRRRRR!" Roz purrs sexually.
"Okay, Senorita Rozzie baby!" Dudley said as he tugs on her breasts at a extremely fast lightning pace now. "Gimme what's in these sexy-ass breasts!"
"AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!" Roz hollers as her milk squirts into the air.
"Look at all that milk!" Dudley said.
"Please drink it, Duds!" Roz said.
"My pleasure!" Dudley said.
Then he puts his mouth onto her breasts & starts drinking the milk.
"Gulp!Gulp!Gulp! Mmmmmm! Delicious milk, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he drunk the milk.
"Thanks, Duds!" Roz said in a sexy tone. "Get it all. It's good for you!"
"Gulp!Gulp!Gulp!" Dudley said as he continues drinking the milk.
He soon hits his climax.
"AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he releases many numbers of his seed deep into Roz. "HAAAAAAAAAA!"
Dudley cumming in her, made Roz hit her climax.
"AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!" Roz shouted erotically as she cums from him cumming in her.
"HAAAAAAAA!" Dudley breathe a heavy sigh.
"HAAAAAAAA!" Roz breathe a heavy sigh also as she turns to him. "Drinking my milk made you cum, didn't it Duds?"
"Yep. It sure did, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he licks up the rest of her milk. "It was great & delicious!"
Roz laughs sexually.
"Thanks, Duds." she said. "And guess what?"
"What?" Dudley asks.
"I feel great, good, & beautiful!" Roz exclaims in a sexy tone as she gets off of Dudley.
"That's great, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "I love you Katswell twins! You're both so hot, sexy, athletic, & beautiful!"
"Thanks, Duds!" Roz said. "Just for that, I'm gonna give you something special! And it's gonna be something, you're gonna love too!"
"And what's that, Rozzie?" Dudley asks.
"THIS!" Roz exclaims.
Then she grabs his cock with her sexy peds and starts stroking it fast.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm!" Dudley said.
"Do you love that, Duds?" Roz asks in a sexy tone.
"Yeah!" Dudley moans. "Oh! You Katswells sure have small, soft, & sexy peds!"
"Thanks, Duds!" Roz said in a sexy tone as she continues stroking Dudley's cock. "Mmmmmmm! I love this giant cock!"
"I love these sexy peds!" Dudley exclaims.
Roz strokes even faster now.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmm!" Dudley murmurs. "Fuck!"
"Mmmmmmmmm!" Roz said sexually. "I love doing this to you, Duds baby!"
"Ahhhhhhhh! I love this!" Dudley shouted.
Roz goes at quick lightning speed now.
"Time to go faster!" she shouted in her sexy spanish accent.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Shit!" Dudley said.
"You're gonna cum on my sexy peds, Duds baby?" Roz asks sexually as she strokes Dudley's cock. "HUH!? ARE YA!?"
"Yeah, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "I'm gonna explode!"
"That's great, Duds!" Roz exclaims. "Do it on my sexy little peds!"
"AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he explodes the rest of his hot seed onto Roz's sexy small peds. "HAAAAAAAA!"
"Mmmmmmm! Your cum feels so good & hot on my peds, Duds baby!" Roz said sexually.
"Thank you, Rozzie." Dudley said. "Lick it up!"
"Okay!" Rozzie said.
She starts licking up the cum.
"Mmmmmmmm! Delicious!" she said sexually.
"That's right, Rozzie." Dudley said. "Lick it all up. It's good for you."
"Mmmmmmm!" Roz said.
Soon all of the cum was licked up.
"Yummy for my tummy!" Roz said.
"Thanks, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "I enjoyed that!"
"Me too!" Roz said. "We should do this again sometime!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said as the audience laughs.
"Now, let's sit back & relax!" Roz said as she sits back in the jacuzzi.
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he sits back in the jacuzzi.
Then the two 'Friends with benefits' relaxed & took a small nap in the jacuzzi.
In another winter lodge.
It shows DOOM eating something.
"Mmmmmm! This is some good grub!" Snaptrap said as he chews his food with his mouth open.
"Ewwww! Close your fucking mouth, rat boy!" Ricki sniffs. "No one don't wanna see your bad teeth!"
"What bad teeth?" Snaptrap asks stupidly with a smile on his face.
The audience laughs at his stupidity & retardedness.
Ricki facepalms herself.
"What a fucking fucktard!" she said to herself.
"Yeah, Snaptrap." Larry said. "No one don't wanna see your bad teeth, while they eat!"
Snaptrap turns to him.
"Hey, Larry. Do you like 'Sea food'?" he asks.
"Of course I do." Larry said. "Fish is brain food; which you don't eat by the way, Snaptrap!"
The audience laughs.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! Good one, Larry!" Francisco laughs.
"Yeah. Good one!" Bad Dog said.
Snaptrap looks at him.
"You're not suppose to talk!" Snaptrap shouted as he turns back to Larry. "Anyways, Larry. I'm gonna throw you into the shark tank, where you'll be food for the sharks!"
Then he looks around.
"Is there a shark tank in this lodge!?" Snaptrap asks.
"Nope." Francisco said. "But there's a sauna with a window, which looks down to a all female nudist community!"
"Larry." Snaptrap started. "Go stand in the sauna!"
"Fine with me!" Larry said as he goes to the sauna. "I'm gonna enjoy myself!"
Then he takes out a pair of binoculars and closes the door behind him.
Snaptrap then turns to everyone else.
"So anyways." he said. "Since we're up here in the mountains. We can do something evil!"
"Like what, boss?" Francisco asks.
"Well." Snaptrap said. "We can all pose all ski instructors and teach little kids. And when the little kids are busy, we steal all of their toys & lunch boxes!"
The rest of the DOOM members stare at him as the audience laughs.
"What do you think?" Snaptrap asks. "Pretty evil plan, huh?"
"That's the stupidest plan, I've ever heard!" Ricki sniffs.
"Who ask you!?" Snaptrap asks as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs.
"You did, rat dude." Bad Dog said.
"SHUT UP!" Snaptrap shouted at Bad Dog.
"If you're done yelling like a bitch, here's my plan." Ricki said as she takes out a notepad.
"Fine, Ricki." Snaptrap sighs. "Let's hear your plan."
Ricki smiles as she opens up her notepad.
"First off. Francisco, Leather Teddy, Larry, and Big Dog brought some explosives along with us on the trip." she started. "And then we use these explosives & burry the explosives underneath the snow on the mountain, maybe underneath the ski slopes at the ski resort. Then I set off the explosives, which will cause an avalanche and completely cover the ski resort and block the only exit out of it! Then we all escape from the ski resort on snowmobiles."
Then Ricki takes a breath.
"So, what do you think?" she asks.
"That's a smart idea, Ricki!" Francisco said.
"Yeah!" Bad Dog said. "It's way smarter than Snaptrap's stupid idea!"
Snaptrap growls at Big Dog as the audience laughs.
Ricki turns to Snaptrap.
"How about it, Snappy?" she asks. "Killer evil plan, huh?"
"It's okay. I guess." he said.
"What do you mean, it's okay!?" Ricki shouted. "It's better than your lame stupid plan! And why do your plans always involve kids in some way!? Do you love kids? Are you a pedo?"
"What!?" Snaptrap exclaims. "I'm not a pedo! I'm straight!"
Then he stops.
"Well, just a little Bi-Curious." he said as the audience laughs.
Ricki slaps Snaptrap across the face. The audience laughs.
"Ow!" Snaptrap cried. "I hate being slapped! It hurts like eating fried pudding!"
The audience laughs.
"We're doing this plan!" Ricki shouted. "GOT IT!?"
"Yeah." Snaptrap said in a quiet tone.
"Good." Ricki said in a calmer tone.
"Ha!" Francisco laughs. "I love it, when Snaptrap gets cut down to size by Ms. Walker!"
"Me too!" Leather Teddy laughs. "It makes me so happy!"
Snaptrap turns to all of the DOOM members.
"Alright, everyone." he said. "We're gonna do Ricki's plan!"
"Yeah!" the DOOM members exclaims.
"Let's go!" Ricki said as she gives Snaptrap's ass a giant kick.
"Ahhhhhh! My ass!" he cries as the audience laughs.
"Shut up!" Ricki shouted.
At the ski resort.
People were going up & down the slopes.
Karey, Devon, & Destruction were having a snowball war with Mini TUFF & the newly christened; Mini Katz.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Mini TUFF & Mini Katz laughs as they throw snowballs at Karey, Devon & Destruction. "We got you, Regular Devon, Regular Karey & Regular Destruction!"
"Oh, yeah!?" Karey asks as she maded some more snowballs.
"Take this, Mini TUFF!" Devon shouted as she grabs some of the snowballs that Karey made and she throws them at Mini TUFF.
"And take this, Mini darlinks!" Destruction shouted as she throw snowballs at Mini Katz.
Her snowballs hit some of the Mini Katz.
"Oh yeah!?" Mini Kitty asks as she throws a snowball back.
"Oh ja!?" Mini Andrea asks as she throws a snowball back at Destruction.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Devon & Karey laughs.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Destruction laughs as she throws snowballs back at Mini Katz.
While this was happening. Alicia & Gabriella was skiing down the slope.
Alicia was enjoying Keswick's new Turbo skis.
"Yeah!" she shouted.
"Go, older sis!" Gabriella cheers as she shred some fancy moves of her own.
"I love these skis!" Alicia shouted. "I gotta thank, Besdick later!"
Then she does a fancy move as did Gabriella.
"Yeah!" Gabriella shouted. "You're a pro at skiing!"
"Thanks, lil sis!" Alicia said as both Katswell sisters continuing skiing down the slopes.
Meanwhile.
Kitty & Catastrophe was getting ready to ski now.
"So, Catastrophe." Kitty said. "Are you ready to ski?"
"Ja, sexy Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe replies as the audience laughs.
"Great!" Kitty said. "You're gonna love skiing!"
Then Rabies pulls up on a snowmobile with Chaos.
"Hey, Catastrophe darlink! Hey, Katswell darlink!" he greeted as he looks at Catastrophe thoroughly. "You're lookink sexy, Catastrophe darlink!"
Catastrophe blushes.
"Hee!Hee! Thankink you, Rabies darlink." she said.
Chaos gets off the snowmobile and looks around.
"Where's Rozzie darlink?" she asks.
Rabies also looks around.
"Ja! Where's Dudley brother?" he asks. "He's still at the winter lodge, no?"
"Ja!" Kitty said. "They both are!"
"Oh." Chaos said in a sad tone. "Looks like, I'm gonna have to ski by myself."
Kitty turns to her.
"Well, I can ski with you, Chaos." she said. "If you want, that is?"
"Of course I would, Katswell darlink!" Chaos exclaims as the audience laughs. "I would love to!"
"Okay." Kitty said. "Let's go, Chaos!"
"JA!" Chaos exclaims.
Then the two go off to the slopes.
Rabies turns to Catastrophe.
"Catastrophe darlink." he started. "How about we go to the ski resort. Find a room and then, we can fuck? That'll be a wise idea, no?"
"Okayith, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said in a sexy tone. "I am so goink to drain you of your seed, that it's not goink to be funny!"
"JA!" Rabies exclaims with a smile on his face as the audience laughs.
Then he jumps onto Catastrophe's arms and the two Russian villains go to the ski inn to do the nasty.
Back at Charlie's lodge an hour and a half later.
Dudley & Roz had just got out of the jacuzzi and were putting on their skiing clothes now.
"That was great!" Dudley said. "We should really do that again sometime, Rozzie!"
"Yeah!" Roz said as she puts on her dark blue skiing jacket. "I loved that!"
"Time to go skiing down the slopes with Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he puts on his black skiing jacket.
Roz grabs the snowmobile's keys.
"Let's go, Duds!" she said.
"Okay, Rozzie." Dudley said.
Then they leave the lodge, but not before Roz gave Dudley's ass a spank.
The audience laughs at this.
"Whoo!" Roz exclaims as the audience whoos and laughs at this.
Back at the ski resort & slopes.
Kaylee was shredding down the slopes on a snowboard.
"Whoo!" she said as she hits a tiny jump. "This is so fuckink fun!"
Alongside her, was Keswick & the Chief.
They were also skiing. Well, Keswick anyways. The Chief was riding on his shoulder.
"Wheeeee!" the Chief shouted. "This is fun!"
"You can say that again!" Keswick said as he zooms past several slower skiers.
"I haven't gone this fast, since the time we rode that monotrail!" the Chief said as his watch beeps.
He looks down at it.
"Ah! It's time for my soup!" the Chief said as he takes out a giant Mug & a thermos. "I love piping hot chicken noodle soup!"
Then he tries to pour himself some of the soup, but with him & Keswick going so fast, makes him drop his mug onto Keswick.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Keswick hollers in pain as the audience laughs. "HOT S-SOUP!"
"Fuck!" the Chief sniffs as he grabs the thermos. "Suck it up, pus!"
Then they hit a small bump, thus making the Chief drop his thermos of piping hot chicken noodle soup onto Keswick.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Keswick hollers loudly as the audience laughs.
Kaylee hears him.
"Shuttink up!" she called back to Keswick. "I can't concentrate!"
The audience laughs.
They passed by DOOM, who was setting up the explosives by the slopes.
Ricki was in charge of the operation.
"That's right, boys." she said. "Place each of those explosives neatly."
Snaptrap scoffs loudly.
Ricki turns sharply to him.
"What was that!?" she asks angrily. "Do you have something to say, bitch rat!?"
"Nothing! Nothing!" Snaptrap said quickly as the audience laughs. "I was just thinking about the time; I briefly dated Agent Puppy's bitch mother. What a nagging hag of a bitch!"
"That better be it!" Ricki sniffs.
Francisco, Leather Teddy and Bad Dog had set up the explosives.
"We've got the explosives all set up, Ms. Walker." Francisco said.
"Good job, Francisco." Ricki said as she takes out a small black bag. "You deserve a treat!"
Then she takes out a rabid squirrel.
It hisses at her and she slaps the shit out of it.
"RABID SQUIRREL!" Francisco exclaims as the audience laughs.
"Here ya go!" Ricki said as she tosses the squirrel at Francisco.
Francisco grabs the squirrel with his chops and starts eating it.
"Mmmmmmm! Delicious!" he said as he burps loudly as the audience laughs.
"What about my treat?" Bad Dog asks in his dumb muscle head voice. "I want a treat too!"
Ricki takes out a giant T-bone steak.
"Here you go, Bad Dog!" she said. "Enjoy!"
Bad Dog pounces onto the steak and started eating it.
"Grrrrrr! Mmmmmm!" he said as he ate his steak & the audience laughs.
"Here you go, Leather Teddy!" Ricki said as she tosses him a giant salmon.
"Oh, boy!" he exclaims. "All we ever get is abuse & shit thrown onto us by Snaptrap!"
"Hmmph!" Snaptrap sniffs as he holds his head up. "I only do that, because I care!"
"Thanks a lot!" Bad Dog sniffs as the audience laughs.
"Snaptrap." Ricki started. "You suck ass!"
"Whatever!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs.
"Anyways." Ricki said. "When I say go; Snaptrap you press the button on the detonator remote."
Then she reaches inside her bag.
"Hey! Where the fuck is it!?" she exclaims. "I put it in this bag!"
She takes out a pudding cup.
"What!? A fucking pudding cup!?" Ricki exclaims. "Who put this crap in here!?"
"My pudding!" Snaptrap exclaims as he takes the pudding cup. "I just love pudding!"
Ricki facepalms herself as the audience laughs.
"You fucking asshole! You lefted the detonator back at the lodge! We're gonna have to go get it!" she sniffs.
"What do you mean, 'we'?" Snaptrap asks childishly. "This was all your stupid plan! We could've done my plan!"
Ricki grabs Snaptrap by the ears.
"Ahhhhhhh! My ears!" Snaptrap bitched as the audience laughs.
"We're going to get that detonator!" Ricki said as she turns to the rest of the DOOM members. "We'll be right back!"
Then she throws Snaptrap onto the snowmobile & she gets in front. Then they take off for the DOOM winter lodge.
Little did they know, that they were being watched by Catastrophe from one of the rooms at the ski inn.
"Rabies darlink!" she said. "I am seeink those DOOM assholes! I think they are up to somethink!"
"Catastrophe darlink." Rabies said from the bed. "I am wantink to cuddle you after fuckink. Now please do it with me, that'll be a wise thingk, no?"
"Net, Rabies darlink!" Catastrophe said as she stands up & puts on a robe. "I must go tell Katswell darlink! I'll be back, Rabies darlink!"
Then she runs out of the room.
"Ah, well." Rabies said. "Might as well watch tv."
Then he turns the tv onto 'Three's A Crowd'.
The audience laughs at this.
Outside.
Roz & Dudley arrives at the ski resort.
"We're here, Duds!" Roz said as she got up from the snowmobile. "Time to go skiing!"
"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims loudly.
Then he looks around.
"Where's Kitty?" he asks in a sad tone.
"She's probably skiing with someone, Duds." Roz said.
"Oh!" Dudley said as he started tearing up & sniffling. "Sniff! She found someone new to ski with! Sniff! Sniff!"
Roz turns to him.
"You're not crying because my sister went skiing with someone else, are ya?" she asks.
Then Dudley lays on the ground, hugging the bottom of a tree. Still crying.
"Sniff! Sob! No!" Dudley cries. "I-I-I-I just wanted to go skiing with her & spend time with her and have f-f-fun! Sob!"
"Wheeeee!" shouted an familiar voice.
This had gotten Roz's attention.
"Sounds like, someone's having fun on the slopes!" she said.
Then Kitty comes up to them, doing a fantastic flip.
She lands on her feet next to Roz.
The audience cheers & applaudes for her stunt.
"Hey, sis!" Kitty said as Chaos skis up next to her. "It's about time that you & Dudleykins finally maded it here!"
"Yeah!" Roz said.
"Rozzie darlink!" Chaos said with a wide smile on her face. "I am so happy to be seeink you!"
"I know you are, Chaos!" Roz said as she set up her skis. "Did you have fun, skiing with my twin?"
"Ja!" Chaos said. "But I'm goink to have more fun, skiink with you! I wanna see what you say; your moves, no?"
"Ja!" Roz said.
Then she turned to Kitty.
"Oh! Your husband is over there, having a fit." she said. "See ya!"
Then she & Chaos goes back to the slopes.
Kitty goes over to where Dudley was crying.
"Sniff! Kitty please come back to me!" he cries.
"Dudley." Kitty said.
Dudley stops crying & looks up at her.
"KITTY!" Dudley shouted as he pounces onto her.
They both landed onto the snow. The audience laughs.
"I THOUGHT, YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!" Dudley cries stupidly.
"I was just only skiing with Chaos." Kitty said.
"Why?" Dudley asks.
"Because, Chaos had no one to ski with. So I decided to ski with her to cheer her up." Kitty explains.
"Oh!" Dudley said. "I get it now!"
"Yeah." Kitty said as Dudley stands up. "Ready to go skiing with me now?"
"YEAH!" Dudley exclaims as he hugs Kitty. "I wanna spend my day with you!"
"Good!" Kitty said with a smile on her face.
Then Catastrophe walks up.
"Katswell darlink!" she said. "I've got bad news for you!"
"What is it, Catastrophe?" Kitty asks.
"I've just seen those DOOM assholes on the slopes!" said Catastrophe.
"Oh shit!" Dudley said. "Who knew, DOOM could ski? I surely didn't."
The audience laughs.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"No, Dudleykins." she started. "DOOM might be planning on doing something evil to the ski resort!"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said.
"Oh." Dudley said. "OH! I get it now!"
"We must stop them!" Kitty said.
"But Kitty." Dudley started. "But none of us, didn't bring our weapons!"
"I did, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she takes out a black bag. "I also have several handcuffs too! Now, let's go!"
Then she gets onto the snowmobile.
"Let's go, Dudley!" she said.
Then Dudley joins her on the snowmobile.
"Where are they, Catastrophe?" Kitty asks.
"They're up there!" Catastrophe said as she points to the direction.
"Okay, Catastrophe!" Kitty said as she looks at Catastrophe in her robe. "Kinda cold to be running around, wearing just a robe & no boots, huh Catastrophe?"
Catastrophe looks down to see her robe was open.
"Oh! Ja!" Catastrophe said embarrassed that her robe was open. "You like my sexy naked body?"
"I DO!" Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs.
Kitty frowns at him. Dudley's smile goes away.
"Uh I mean." Dudley started. "I don't know what I mean!"
Kitty turns to Catastrophe.
"Yeah. Your body is pretty sexy, Catastrophe." she said. "We must go now!"
"Okayith, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said. "I gotta go back inside now. My small bare feet is freezink!"
Then Kitty & Dudley takes off on the snowmobile, as Catastrophe goes back inside to Rabies.
On the slopes.
Francisco, Bad Dog, & Leather Teddy were getting bored.
"Damn! I'm bored!" Francisco yawns.
"Me too!" Bad Dog said.
Then Ricki & Snaptrap returns.
"Alright. We're back!" Snaptrap shouted.
"We got the detonator remote." Ricki said as she takes out the detonator remote. "Time for the fireworks!"
"You guys can go back to the lodge." Snaptrap said. "We'll take it over from here."
The DOOM henchmen look at each other and shrugs.
"Okay?" Francisco said. "Let's go, guys!"
Then they get onto the second snowmobile & goes back to the DOOM winter lodge.
Snaptrap turns to Ricki.
"Now with them gone. We can enjoy the explosions for ourselves!" he exclaims as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Ricki started. "Time to start off the explosions!"
"Not if we have a say in it!" said a voice.
Ricki turns her head.
"Who the hell said that?" she asks.
Then Kitty & Dudley comes up on the snowmobile.
They jumped off of it and aimed their weapons at them.
"I did!" Kitty said. "We know, what you're up to DOOM!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "No one ruins over vacation, except me!"
The audience laughs at what he had said.
"Um, yeah." Kitty said as she turns her attention back to Ricki & Snaptrap. "Now, you two will be spending your time in a cold prison, instead of skiing on the slopes!"
"That's what you think, Agent Katswell!" Ricki said as she jumps onto her snowmobile. "Come, Snaptrap!"
"Coming!" Snaptrap said as he jumps onto the snowmobile. "See ya, TUFF losers!"
Then Ricki starts up the snowmobile and they take off laughing evilly.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Come on, Dudley." she said jumping onto the snowmobile. "Let's get their asses!"
"Alright, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he jumps on the back of the snowmobile & sits behind Kitty. "Let's go!"
Then Kitty starts the snowmobile and takes off after the two DOOM leaders.
Ricki turns to Snaptrap.
"Here!" she said as she gives him a gun. "Use this gun at them!"
"Alright!" Snaptrap said as he turns to the following TUFF duo. "Take this, TUFF agents!"
Then he starts shooting off his gun at them.
"Holy shit, Kitty!" Dudley exclaims. "Watch out!"
Kitty swerves out the way from the bullets.
She takes out her gun and shoots it at the DOOM leaders.
The bullets hit the DOOM snowmobile and Snaptrap too.
"OWWW!" Snaptrap hollers in pain as the audience laughs. "BULLETS HURT!"
"Suck it up like a man!" Ricki shouted as the snowmobile hits a huge slope.
Then she shoots off her gun some more.
Kitty shoots off her gun even some more as Dudley takes out a bag and taps on her shoulder.
"Hey, Kit-Kat." he started. "Do you want a Tuna sandwich?"
"Sure, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
Dudley takes out a tuna sandwich.
"Here you go, Kit-Kat babycakes!" he said. "It's just the way you like it too! Extra mayonnaise with chips in the center, and the sandwich is squished perfectly too! So when you take a bite from it. You not only get to hear the crunch when you take a bite. You get something extra too!"
The audience laughs as he gives her the sandwich.
"Thanks, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she takes a bite from the sandwich. "Mmmmmmm! Delicious, Dudleykins! It's just the way I love it too!"
Then she shoots off her gun at the two DOOM leaders even more.
"Thanks, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he takes out another sandwich. "I love mines extra mayonnaise, hard-boiled eggs, and potato chips!"
Then he takes a huge & large bite from his sandwich.
The audience laughs at this as Kitty shoots.
"OWWW! Dammit!" Snaptrap shouted. "Fucking TUFF assholes!"
"SHUT UP!" Ricki shouted.
The two DOOM leaders ran into a group of skiers.
"GET OUT THE WAY!" Snaptrap shouted. "CRIMINALS COMING THROUGH!"
"MY TEETH!" shouted one skier.
"MY LEG!" shouted another skier as the audience laughs. "MY LEG!"
The falling skiers fall towards Kitty & Dudley.
"Oh shit!" Kitty exclaims loudly.
"Watch out, Kit-Kat!" Dudley shouted.
Then Kitty puts the sandwich into her mouth as she catches all of the falling skiers with one hand, as she continues driving the snowmobile with the other.
"HA! YA! HA!" she said as she caught all of the falling skiers.
She slows down & let all of the skiers off.
"There you go, guys." Kitty said. "All safe & sound. Enjoy your skiing!"
Then she & Dudley takes off on the snowmobile.
"That was pretty nice of her!" said one skier.
"But what about my leg!?" shouted the skier from earlier as the audience laughs.
The other skiers ignores him as they go back to skiing.
The snowmobile chase continues.
Snaptrap looks ahead.
"Hey, Ricki! Turn here and stop up here!" he orders.
"Fine!" Ricki said as she turns to the left & stops. "Why?"
"There's a cave there!" Snaptrap said. "We can lose Agent Katswell & Puppy!"
Then he gets off the snowmobile.
"Come on! Follow me!" Snaptrap said as he runs into the cave.
Ricki sees a cabin right next to the cave.
"Yo, Snappy! We don't we hide in the cabin next to the cave?" she asks.
Snaptrap stops in his track.
"What? There's a cabin?" he asks stupidly as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Ricki said.
"Well. It's a good thing, that I thought of it!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs. "Let's go inside! I hear them coming!"
Ricki rolls her eyes angrily.
"Just let him win this one, this time!" she thought to herself as she turns to Snaptrap. "Coming, Snappy!"
Then the two DOOM leaders run into the cabin.
The TUFF couple pulls up in front of the cabin & cave.
"There's their snowmobile, Dudley!" Kitty said as she finishes off her tuna sandwich.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Now, let's go get them!"
Kitty puts her hand over his mouth.
The audience laughs at this.
"Why did you do that for, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks still with Kitty's hand over his mouth.
"Shhhhh!" Kitty said in a whisper. "Keep your voice down!"
"Why?" asks Dudley in a whisper.
"Because of what that sign say." Kitty said as she pointed to a sign next to the cave.
"What does it say?" Dudley asks. "Does it say; 'No Smoking'? But why would it say no smoking? No one's smoking. Why would anyone smoke right here?"
The audience laughs at Dudley's rambling.
"No, Dudley." Kitty said. "It says; 'Avalanche Area! Do not make extremely loud noises! So get lost! Management.' "
"Damn! They're not kidding!" Dudley said as the audience laughs.
Kitty turns to the cave & cabin.
"I wonder, where Snaptrap & Ricki are hiding?" she said.
"Oooh! Oooh! I know where they're at, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Where are they, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"I think, they're in the cave." Dudley said.
"Well, I think they're in the cabin." Kitty said. "Let's check the cabin first. Then we can check the cave."
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
Then they go over to the cabin.
Kitty looks down on the ground.
"Look Dudley." she said. "Footprints! They look like Snaptrap's & Ricki's!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "And it looks like, they lead to the cabin too!"
Then Kitty cocks her gun and go over to the door.
"Ready, Dudleykins?" she asks.
Dudley cocks his gun too.
"Yeah, Kit-Kat!" he said.
"Good." Kitty said. "On the count of three, we kick the door in! Ready? 1. 2. 3!"
Then she kicks the cabin door in and aim their guns at Ricki & Snaptrap.
"Get on the ground!" Kitty shouted. "We've got your asses now!"
"Dammit!" Snaptrap sniffs. "I knew, that we should've hidden in that cave! They wouldn't have found us in there!"
"Actually, we would." Dudley said.
"No you wouldn't!" Snaptrap said childishly as the audience laughs.
"Of course he would." Ricki started. "Because, he haves the bloodhound nose. God! You're a stupid rat!"
"Hey!" Snaptrap said. "You sound like my mom!"
"Shut up, bastard!" Ricki shouted as the audience laughs.
Kitty & Dudley cuffs the both of them.
"In the name of TUFF." Kitty started. "You're both under arrest!"
"Oh, dammit!" Snaptrap sniffs. "This is all your fault, Ricki! If only, we done my plan!"
"Fuck you!" Ricki shouted as she gives Snaptrap's groin a mighty karate kick.
"AHHHHH! MY BALLS!" he cries in a high pitched voice as the audience laughs.
"Now, let's get these two to jail!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Before one of those avalanche things happens!"
Further up on Widow's Peak.
Kitty's friend & sidekick; Lisa Katsley, the very same cat that runs the flower shop from the episode; 'Snap Dad' was sitting on her snowmobile.
She was looking at her map.
"Now, where's that ski resort bar?" she asks in a slurred voice. "I'm gettin' dry & thirsty!"
Then she let out a huge Barney Gumble-like belch.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!" she said.
Then the whole area she was at started shaking.
"What was that?" Lisa asks.
Then a major avalanche comes down towards her.
"Oh shit!" Lisa said, before being buried by the avalanche.
Dudley notices the shaking from inside the cabin.
"Uh oh." he said. "This can't be good!"
"Oh fuck!" Kitty hollers. "AVALANCHE!"
The major avalanche buries the cabin in tons & tons and tons of snow.
Back at the ski resort.
The skiers heard the alarms for the avalanche and some of them started gathering their things and started to leave.
Roz & Chaos come up to the rest of the TUFF party.
"Have you guys seen Kitty & Duds?" she asks.
"I haven't seen Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy or Agent K-K-Katswell Pa-Pa-Puppy since earlier." Keswick said.
"Me neither." Devon said.
"Neither have I." the Chief said.
"Dudley brother?" Rabies asks. "Haven't seen him since earlier."
"We were too busy playing snowball wars to notice them." the Minis said.
"I haven't seen Katswell darlink, since she and Agent Puppy darlink went after that Snaptrap fuck." Catastrophe said.
"Snaptrap!? What the hell's he doing here!?" Karey asks.
"He was plannink on somethink evil." Catastrophe said.
"So, they went up there to stop him?" Gabriella asks.
"Ja!" Catastrophe said.
"Hopefully, they arrested him before the avalanche hit." Alicia said.
Then security walks up.
"Alright, people." the first guard said. "You gotta leave. This area is pretty unstable & dangerous!"
"We're waiting for our friends to come back." Devon said.
"Well, where are they?" asks the second guard.
"The last time I saw them. They were goink up towards that area up there." Catastrophe said as she points to where the disaster had happened.
"You mean; Widow's Peak?" the first guard said.
"Ja!" Catastrophe said.
"That's where the avalanche happened!" said the second guard. "Chances are, that your friends are buried under tons and tons and tons of snow."
"And chances are, that they probably didn't survive." said the first guard.
"OH NO!" screams Roz. "KITTY! DUDLEY!"
"KATSWELL DARLINK!" hollers Catastrophe.
"My little sister!" Alicia said with tears in her eyes as she hugs Gabriella, who was also crying.
"My best agents!" the Chief said as he turns to one of the security guards. "Well sir. You better get your ass in gear and find them!"
"Ja!" Rabies said. "My weed-smokink brother is up there!"
"My beautiful friend is up there!" Catastrophe shouted.
Roz turns to the guards.
"I am willing to help you guys find my sister!" she said with a serious look on her face. "I am a TUFF agent."
The security guards look at each other. Then back at Roz.
"Okay, Ms." said the first guard. "You come back here this evening. And then we'll start the search!"
"Okay!" Roz said.
"And I'll join her!" Devon said.
"Me too!" Karey said.
"And me!" Catastrophe said.
"And me!" Rabies said.
"And me too!" the Chief concluded. "I am the Chief of TUFF."
The security guards look at each other.
"Oh! You're all TUFF agents!" said the first guard. "Well then. We'll let you lead the search for your partners then!"
"Okay." the Chief said as he turns to the TUFF gang who volunteered. "Agents. We'll return back here at 21:00 hours!"
"Right, Chief!" the TUFF gang said.
The Chief turns to Roz.
"Agent Katswell." the Chief said. "Since you and Agent Foxx have the most experience next to Kitty. You two are in charge of this Search & Rescue!"
"Right, Chief!" Roz & Devon said with determined looks on their faces & saluted him.
"Alright, agents." the Chief said. "Oh! And team Katz. Let's go & get our rest! I have a feeling, that this is gonna be a long search & rescue."
Then everyone saluted him & picked up their things and go to their snowmobiles.
"Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell-Pa-Pa-Puppy and Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy's gone!" Keswick celebrated in excitement. "Now, I can finally sell off the rest of their DNA to a-a-aliens without them st-st-stopping me!"
Roz walks up to him with a scowl on her face.
"What did you say about my sister & Dudley, Kesdick!?" she asks in a angry tone.
"Uh,.." Keswick said as the audience laughs.
"I heard you!" Roz shouted. "Now, I'm gonna hurt you real bad now!"
Then she kicks his balls hard and they popped.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kesdick hollers in pain as the audience laughs. "MY BA-BA-NUTS!"
"Serves you right!" Roz shouted. "Now. Let's go!"
Then she drags him to her snowmobile and throws his ass onto it, making him land on his balls again.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kesdick hollers in pain again as the audience laughs.
"SHUT UP!" Roz shouted as she gets on the snowmobile. "Take it like a man!"
Then she starts up the snowmobile and takes off for Charlie's winter lodge.
Well. Kitty, Dudley, Ricki, & Snaptrap got buried alive in the avalanche. Will they survive? Will they suffer from cabin fever? Will Roz's & Devon's team find them? Will Kesdick stop being a dick? Tune in to the next chapter for the final part of the 'Winter Getaway Trilogy'!
