The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Kitty's Anatomy
Alright, people. This chapter idea was given & discussed to me by DarkMadgeDragon. While on her time off; Money Bags finds out about Kitty's favorite show and uses it to her advantage & buys the tv station that airs it and uses subliminal advertising to make people hate TUFF. Will the TUFF quintet stop her? Tune in and see. So like always, relax, read, & review!
It was a cool summer day in Petropolis. It had been a week since the TUFF trip to the mountains. The hot summer heat went away and it was comfortable for everyone, thus this pissed off the ice cream men & women, because they were making a living of charging kids $20 to $30 dollars a pop for a ice cream bar.
None of the villains have pulled any crimes because they couldn't think of any, or were in jail, or just wanted some time off. Because of this. The Chief extended the time off for some of the TUFF agents. This would include the TUFF quintet too.
It shows Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park.
Kitty is sitting in her recliner with her laptop. She was writing a new novel about her life.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for her.
"And when my old partner turned criminal Jack Rabbit turns on the brain-draining machine. My current partner & husband; Dudley Puppy busts in and starts fighting Jack. Even though Jack was the more experienced agent & cunning, Dudley finally outsmarted him and gave him a brutal Puppy Punch. Then before my brain was drained; Dudley blows up the brain-draining machine with his blaster and he grabs me by the hand. Then he dips me & we danced a bit, before he twirls me out the window." Kitty said as she types. "Afterwards, while Jack & Snaptrap was being arrested. I gave Dudley five across the lip for throwing me out the window. He had a swelled lip for two months!"
Dudley then walks in now.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for him.
"Hey, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he sits down on the couch. "What are you doing?"
Kitty turns to him.
"I'm writing a new novel about my life, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"That's nice, Kit-Kat honeycakes!" Dudley said. "Hopefully your novel will be better than this dog & red headed cougar couple's novel in Rhode Island. I heard that their novel sucked ass!"
The audience laughs at this.
"And they also have a pig for a daughter." Dudley added.
"Really?" Kitty asks. "Was their book called; 'Faster than the Speed of Love'?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"Hmmph! I wonder, who actually read that crappy shit?" Kitty asks.
It shows the Chief's house now.
The Chief was reading the book; 'Faster than the Speed of Love'.
"Ha! This book is so great!" he exclaims. "It's so fucking real! Ha!Ha!Ha! This person hates their ugly daughter! Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Then he turns a page in the book.
"Hahahaha! Now the father slapped the shit out of his ugly daughter!" the Chief laughs. "Ha! This is so funny & real! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The audience laughs at his stupid ass.
"Probably someone with an IQ of a Mendy's Pretzel Bacon cheeseburger, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as the audience laughs.
"Probably, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "Probably."
"Mmmmmm! I love Mendy's, Kit-Kat babycakes!" Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs.
"I know you do, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she looks at her watch. "Oh shit!"
"What is it, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"It's time for my favorite show!" Kitty exclaims as she saves her work on her laptop. "Where's the remote?"
Dudley picks up the remote.
"Here it is, Kit-Kat!" he said.
"Thanks, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as Dudley gives her the remote.
She turns the tv to PBC.
"What's your favorite show, Kitty?" Dudley asks.
Kitty turns to him.
"It's called; Fey's Anatomy!" she said.
"Fey's Anatomy?" Dudley asks. "What is it?"
"Well, it's a medical comedy-drama about the lives of doctors & surgeons." Kitty explains. "It's been running since 2005!"
"Is it any good?" Dudley asks.
"Hell yes it's good!" Kitty exclaims as the audience laughs. "The show is also good while eating some lasagna!"
Then she takes out a bowl from hammerspace.
"It's a good thing, that I maded my patented Katswell Cheesy Lasagna last night!"
"Oh yeah!" Dudley said as he patted his belly & the audience laughs. "That was good! You can fall asleep from eating that! Can I watch the show with you, Kit-Kat?"
"Sure, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"Hi-Gee-Gee!" Dudley exclaims as he goes over to her.
Then the show; 'Fey's Anatomy' starts on tv.
But little did the couple know, that someone was spying on them.
"Well. Well. Well. Agent Katswell loves Fey's Anatomy!" exclaims the spy. "I must tell Money Bags this!"
Then the spy turns on his jet pack and jets off towards Money Bags' mansion as the couple watches 'Fey's Anatomy'.
At Money Bags' mansion.
Money Bags was relaxing in her den eating some plums with another cat who kinda looked like her, except she was younger & had a diamond necklace.
"Mmmmmm! This is the best plums I ever had, Judith!" exclaims the second cat.
Money Bags laughs.
"Thank you, Juliana!" she started as she eats a plum. "I only get the most juiciest, the freshest & the plumpest plums in the state! Enjoy!"
"Mmmmmm!" Juliana exclaims as she eats the plum.
Then the spy walks into the den now.
"Money Bags." the spy started. "I bet you wanna know, what Agent Kitty Katswell is doing?"
Money Bags eats another plum and smiles evilly.
"Of course!" she said. "Okay SPA#47. Give it to me!"
"Well," SPA#47 started. "Agent Katswell is watching Fey's Anatomy with her husband on the couch, eating cold lasagna!"
Money Bags then growls angrily.
"Grrrrrrrrrr! You fucking idiot!" she shouted. "You didn't come back with anything useful to use as a weakness against her or that mutt! Now you must suffer!"
The she pounces onto him & started beating the hell out of the spy.
The audience laughs at this.
Then her royal butler; Jeeves walks up to her.
"Madam Money Bags." he started. "I was just listening in and the spy said Agent Katswell's favorite show is; Fey's Anatomy?"
"Yes!" Money Bags sniffs as she continues beating the hell out of the spy. "What about it!?"
"Well, maybe you can use that show to your advantage." Jeeves said.
Money Bags drops the spy onto the floor as the audience laughs and starts thinking.
"Hmmm? I can use Katswell's new favorite show to my advantage!" she exclaims. "Yeah! I'll do that! It's a good thing, that I thought of it!"
Jeeves smiles & rolls his eyes as the audience laughs.
"Good one, madam!" he said.
"Thank you, Jeeves." Money Bags said as she turns to her sister. "Sorry, little sister. Looks like we're gonna have to continue this lunch at another time."
"I understand, Judith." Juliana said as she stands up. "It was time for me to leave anyways. I need to go east of town and purchase a property there!"
"That's sticking it to them, Juliana!" Money Bags praised.
Jeeves leads Juliana out.
"Now to start planning!" Money Bags said. "JEEVES! Clean up this bloody spy agent and then throw him out! I'm busy planning my evil plan! Mwahahahaha!"
Sometime later.
The TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, Keswick & the Chief all decided to hangout at DeLisle Park Mall.
"So, guys." Karey said. "What should we do here?"
"Well, we can always go window shopping?" Kitty suggested.
"Why would we all wanna go shopping for windows, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
"No, Duds." Devon said. "It means, just browsing at the stores and maybe think about purchasing something."
"Oh!" Dudley said.
"I rather be here, than being at h-h-home!" Keswick said. "My mom's there. And she's n-n-nagging to me about me not being a d-d-doctor again!"
Then Mini Karey sees a jewelry kiosk.
"Look regular me!" she exclaims as she points. "A jewelry kiosk! I wanna go browse!"
"Okay, Mini me." Karey said as she stands up from the bench. "Let's go!"
Then the Kareys went over to the jewelry kiosk.
Dudley then sees a guy playing with a model helicopter to some mall patrons.
"MODEL HELICOPTER!" he exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"I love models! I love helicopters!" Mini Dudley said. "I love model helicopters!"
"Well, what are we waiting for, mini me?" Dudley started. "Let's go see that dude!"
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley exclaims.
Then both Dudleys go over to the guy with the model helicopters.
"Hey, wait f-f-for me!" Keswick said, still having the Chief on his shoulder.
"I'm still on your shoulder, Keswick!" the Chief shouted.
But Keswick ignores him as he kept running.
Devon turns to Roz.
"So, Rozzie." she started. "Do you wanna go to the sports clothing store?"
"Yes, Devon!" Roz replies. "Maybe there's some men in there trying things out!"
"Oooh, Roz!" Devon said as the audience laughs. "Let's go!"
Then they go to the sports clothing store.
Mini Roz turns to Mini Devon.
"So Mini Devon. Wanna go to 'Jersey's Computers & Shit'?" she asks.
"Who's Jersey?" Mini Devon asks.
"He's this cool dude that doesn't take shit from anybody!" Mini Roz explains.
"He sounds like a cool dude!" Mini Devon said.
"He is!" Mini Roz said. "Let's go!"
Then they both went to Jersey's Computers & Shit.
Kitty turns to her Mini.
"So, Mini me. What do you wanna do?" she asks.
"I wanna go shopping for some clothes!" Mini Kitty exclaims.
"Okay, mini me." Kitty said. "Let's go!"
Then they went to Veronica's Closet.
At the Showtime Sports Clothing Store.
Roz & Devon was looking at some clothes which were by the fitting rooms.
Devon picks up a shirt and puts it against herself.
"Mmmmm? I take this!" she said.
Roz picks up some black shorts.
"I could use some more black shorts!" she said. "The ones I have now are getting quite old!"
Then a strong, muscular orange cat with black hair walks out of the fitting room in just a towel.
Devon sees him.
"Oh shit, Rozzie!" she exclaims. "HUNK ALERT!"
Roz runs over to her as the audience laughs.
"Where!?" she asks as she sees the muscular cat. "Mmmmmmmm! Yeah!"
The muscular cat turns to her.
"Um, Ms. Why are you staring at me like that?" he asks.
"I think you're really hot!" Roz said in a sexy tone.
"Oh really?" the muscular cat asks as he takes off his towel and wipe his hands.
Roz looks down at his groin.
"Mmmmm!" she utters sexually. "My name is Roz."
"My name's Russell Judge." the muscular cat said. "Please to meet you!"
He shakes her hand.
"Oooh! Such a firm handshake!" Roz said. "I like that!"
"I'm glad." Russell said. "Wanna hang with me?"
"Oooh! I would like to." Roz started. "But I'm hanging with my friends."
"Well, I can join you." Russell suggested.
"Okay!" Roz said.
"Alright." Russell said. "Lemme put my clothes back on first."
Then he goes back into the fitting rooms.
Roz screeches happily.
"He's so purrfect!" she exclaims as the audience laughs.
"Looks like you found yourself a man, Rozzie." Devon said.
"Yeah!" Roz said. "Maybe he's my Mr. Right!"
Then Russell walks out of the fitting room wearing a red muscle shirt, black shorts, white socks & black Nikes.
"So, Roz. Ready?" he asks.
"Yeah!" Roz said as she turns to Devon. "Oh! This is my partner and friend; Devon Foxx."
"Hi!" Devon said.
"Partner?" Russell asks.
"Yeah." Roz started. "We both work at TUFF. We're TUFF Agents!"
"Cool!" Russell said. "Sounds exciting!"
"Oh, it is!" Roz said as she, Russell, & Devon walks up to the counter to pay for their clothes. "It's pretty exciting!"
"Yeah!" Devon said. "I'm a sharpshooter!"
"That's cool!" Russell said as he pays.
"Yeah!" Roz said as she pays. "Ready to meet the rest of our friends?"
"Yeah!" Russell said.
"Let's go!" Roz said as she & Devon grabs their bags.
"Okay." Russell said as he grabs his bag.
At Jersey's Electrical Store.
Mini Roz & Mini Devon was looking around.
"Wow!" Mini Devon said. "This place sure have a lot of electrical things! I bet a criminal would takes months to clean out this place!"
"Yeah." Mini Roz said.
"Yo, TUFF Minis!" said Jersey. "How the fuck are yas?"
"Hey, Jersey!" Mini Roz greeted. "It's been awhile since I seen you. How you been?"
"I've been fuckin' fine!" Jersey said. "I've been up in Jersey, rebuilding people's homes and businesses after that fuckin' hurricane destroyed every motherfuckin' thing."
"Oh." Mini Roz said. "I see, that you changed the name of your place."
"Yeah." Jersey said. "I sell more than computers & shit now."
"Well, I can use a brand new iphone." Mini Devon said.
"Well, this is just the right place!" Jersey said as he took out a case of iphones. "I've got plenty of iphones!"
Mini Devon looks at all the iphone until she found the perfect one for her.
"How about this one?" Mini Devon asks as she picks a black iphone.
"Oh that one!" Jersey said taking the iphone from her. "That's one of the best motherfuckin' iphones I've got here! You can check on villains' profiles on here! And youse got a whole of a hell lot of minutes, just in case if you're on the job & you are fuckin' bored. Youse can text your friends and send pictures and even surf on the motherfuckin' web!"
"I'll take it!" Mini Devon exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Alright then." Jersey said as he rings her up. "That'll be; $650 dollars, please?"
Mini Devon gives him the money.
"Here you go, Jersey." she said.
"Thanks." Jersey said as he gives her the bag with the iphone in it. "Enjoy it, Mini TUFF agents!"
"Let's go." Mini Roz said.
Then she & Mini Devon leave Jersey's Electrical Store.
Half an hour later.
The TUFF gang soon return from their destinations.
Kitty & Mini Kitty both had bags from Veronica's Closet.
"That was really great!" Mini Kitty said.
"Yeah it was!" Kitty exclaims. "I'm glad that nosy clerk wasn't there today!"
"Yeah!" Mini Kitty said. "Such a bitch she is!"
"Hey, guys!" Kitty greeted to the others. "Back so soon?"
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he hold his model helicopter. "Look at my brand new model helicopter, Kit-Kat!"
"Good for you, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
"I've got one too!" Mini Dudley as he shows his.
"I've got a model helicopter too!" the Chief said as the audience laughs.
"Me t-t-too!" Keswick said as he shows them his high tech helicopter. "It shoots out l-l-lasers!"
"Oh my god! Who the fuck cares, Keswick!" Karey shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
Kitty then looks at Roz & Russell.
"Hey, sis. Who's that with you?" she asks her in a sly voice as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Karey said. "Who's that guy?"
"Everyone." Roz started. "This is Russell Judge."
Then she turns to Russell.
"Russell. These are my partners." Roz started. "The tan cat with the hot pink hair is; Karey Kitten. The white dog with the black shirt is; Dudley Puppy. The weird looking freak show is; Keswick. The roach looking thing is the Chief and the other tan cat with the black hair with white band is my twin sister; Kitty Katswell-Puppy."
"Hi, Russell!" Karey greeted with a smile.
"What's up, Russell?" Dudley said.
"Greetings, R-R-Russell." started Keswick. "I'm pl-pl-pleased to meet you!"
"Hey, Russell!" the Chief said. "Are you fucking our little Rozzie?"
"HEY!" Roz shouted angrily as she blushes from embarrassment as the audience laughs.
"Hi, Russell." Kitty greeted. "I'm so pleased to meet you."
"Thanks." Russell said. "I've read so much about you guys in the newspaper and from Headpage!"
Kitty smiles.
"Thanks, Russell!" she said.
Then Russell turns to Mini TUFF.
"And who are they?" he asks Roz. "Are those your kids?"
"No." Roz started. "Those are our mini clones. We call them Mini TUFF. They are used for surveillance on corrupted politicians, police officers, & criminals like Snaptrap & DOOM."
"Yeah!" Mini TUFF exclaims in unison as the audience laughs.
"That's nice." Russell said. "Hi Mini TUFF."
"Hi, Russell!" the minis greeted.
Then Dudley's stomach rumbles loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
"I'm hungry!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
Kitty turns to everyone.
"Say everyone." she started. "Let's all go to Speedy Toni's Pizzeria!"
"Yeah!" Karey said. "I heard that their pizza is delicious!"
"I just love Speedy Toni's Pizza!" Russell said. "They're so good!"
"YEAH!" Dudley said as he puts an arm on Russell's back. "I like this dude!"
"I am in the mood for some pizza!" Devon said.
"YEAH!" the Chief shouted. "Let's get some pizza!"
"I don't want p-p-pizza." Keswick started. "I want some b-b-broiled chicken salad with light ranch d-d-dressing with a diet P-P-Pepsi."
Everyone stares at him as the audience laughs.
"Sure. Whatever." Kitty said as she rolls her eyes.
"You suck, Kesdick!" Mini Kitty shouted at Keswick as the audience laughs.
"Let's go and get some Speedy Toni's!" Dudley shouted as his stomach rumbles loudly again.
Then the TUFF gang and Russell leave the mall now and went to Speedy Toni's Pizzeria.
At Speedy Toni's Pizzeria.
The TUFF gang sits at a large table.
Then a tan female cat with a black tip on her tail walks up to the table. She had black hair which was in a ponytail. She was wearing a red shirt with black short sleeves with a thin white trim & black collar with the thin white trim. There was some black lettering that said; Speedy Toni's on the shirt along with her name tag which was a small version of the Italian flag.
She was also wearing some black pants, white socks, & black Nikes with red laces. A black hat with red lettering that said; Speedy Toni's along with a small Italian flag on it.
"Hi, welcome to Speedy Toni's Pizzeria!" the female cat started. "I'm Toni Gibson and I'm the owner & manager."
"Hi Toni!" Dudley shouted at her as the audience laughs. "I LOVE YOUR PIZZA!"
"Thanks!" Toni said as she takes out a notepad. "So, what do you want?"
Kitty turns to her.
"I'll take the large quad pepperoni pizza with loads of cheese, pepperoni, bacon, mushrooms, stuffed cheesy crust, extra pepperoni. New York style with a hint of smoke. And a pepperoni calzone with a cup of pizza sauce with a cup of ranch dressing and a large Grape & Lemon Homey Holla!" she said.
"Okay!" Toni said as she writes down Kitty's order and turns to Roz. "And you?"
"I'll take the large taco pizza loaded with seasoned taco meat, Mexican cheeses, spicy taco sauce & red peppers. New York style also with a hint of smoke. And a cup of spicy taco sauce. I also want a pepperoni calzone with a cup of ranch dressing & pizza sauce. And I want a Sour Blackberry & Lemon Homey Holla!" Roz said.
"Alright." Toni said as she writes down Roz's order & turns to Karey. "And you?"
"I'll take the supreme pizza. Thin and crispy crust with a hint of smoke. And I'll take a pepperoni stromboli and a side salad with ranch dressing and croutons. And I'll take a citrus Homey Holla." Karey said.
"Okay!" Toni said as she writes down Karey's order and turns to Devon. "And you?"
"I'll take the deep dish pepperoni, ham, & mushroom pizza. With a side garden salad with croutons, cucumbers, cheese, bacon, grilled chicken and ranch dressing. And I want a Pepsi." Devon said.
"Alrighty then!" Toni said as she writes down Devon's order and turns to Russell. "And for you Russell?"
"I'll take the same thing as Roz." Russell said. "Except make mine's extra large!"
"Okay!" Toni said as she turns to Dudley. "And you sir?"
"I'll take a extra large meat lovers' pizza!" Dudley shouted loudly. "With extra meat and cheese. No vegetables. Four meat calzones. No vegetables. Ten chocolate cakes & a extra large Toilet Cola!"
"And no vegetables." Toni said.
"NO VEGTABLES!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Right." Toni said. "Just checking."
She turns to the Chief and Keswick.
"And what do you two want?" she asks.
"I'll take a large meat lovers' pizza." the Chief started. "A italian stromboli and a large Pepsi."
"And I'll t-t-take a b-b-broiled chicken salad with light ranch d-d-dressing with a diet P-P-Pepsi." Keswick said.
"Okay. A large meat lovers' pizza. A italian stromboli. A large Pepsi and the Whimp meal." Toni said as she writes down their orders and turns to the Minis. "And what about you guys?"
"We'll take what they're having!" the Minis said as they each point to their regulars.
"Okay. I'll get those orders in!" Toni said. "If you need anything, just holler!"
Then she goes into the kitchen and she & her staff starts making the gang's food.
Roz turns to Russell.
"So, how does Toni know your name, Russell?" she asks.
"Well, I use to be a delivery guy for Speedy Toni's." Russell said. "Before I went on to being the head maintenance manager for the railroad."
"Really?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Russell said.
"Isn't that a kick to the head!" Kitty started as the audience laughs. "We know someone that used to work here!"
"Really?" Russell asks. "What was their name?"
"Her name is Brianna Parker." Kitty said. "She's the manager of a PFC now."
"Ahhhhhh! Ole Brianna." Russell said with reminisce. "She sure is fun!"
"What do you mean, Russell?" Roz asks.
"I mean, that me and her had a friendly good-natured rivalry on who can delivers the most pizzas each month!" Russell said. "I've won half of the time and she won half of the time."
"That's nice, Russell!" Roz said.
Kitty then looks up at the big flat screen tv.
'Fey's Anatomy' was on.
"Oh look! My favorite show's on!" she exclaims.
"Oh boy!" Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs. "This show is cool!"
"Fey's Anatomy huh?" Roz asks. "I've heard so much about that show."
"Me too." Devon said.
"Let's watch it!" Mini Karey exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "I love this show!"
Then the TUFF gang watches the show eagerly.
Then 'Fey's Anatomy' goes to commercial now. It then shows two cat girls taking.
"Nancy. Did you know what happened to me?" the first cat girl asks the second cat, who was the very same cat girl who wore the blue dress and were hugging up on Dudley in 'Iron Mutt'.
"What is it, Heather?" asks Nancy to the first cat who was the one of the female cats that Snaptrap kicked into the pool of sharks in 'The Doomies'.
"I was thrown into jail." Heather exclaims.
"Really?" Nancy asks. "By who?"
"By those god awful TUFF agents from TUFF!" Heather sniffs. "They were so rough with me when they were throwing me at the back of their paddy wagon and say that dogs were better than cats!"
"Oh my god!" Nancy gasps. "How awful!"
"Yeah!" Heather said. "So, do you wanna go to the mall and buy shoes?"
"Yeah!" Nancy exclaims. "Down with TUFF!"
"Hell yeah!" Heather exclaims. "Down with TUFF!"
Then they go to the mall.
"Lame-ass commercial!" Mini Kitty sniffs. "I hate them!"
"Me too!" Devon said. "Commercials suck!"
The audience applaudes and laughs at this.
"Commercials suck ass!" Roz sniffs.
"I don't k-k-know." Keswick started. "Some of them are o-o-okay."
"Shut up, dick!" Mini Karey shouted at him as the audience laughs.
Then another commercial comes on now.
It shows a gang of cat girls sitting in a car listening to some old school rap.
One of them started talking.
"I'm starving." said a cat girl who were orange and had black stripes and were wearing a blue shirt.
"Me too!" said another cat girl who were tan and had a long black ponytail and was wearing a green spaghetti strap shirt. "Where should we eat at?"
Then the third cat girl thinks of something.
"How about we eat at El house of Tacos?" she suggested.
"Yeah!" shouted the rest of the gang.
Then it shows them eating at a 'El house of Tacos'.
An announcer is heard.
"Eating at El house of Tacos is way better than TUFF." he started. "Why? Because, El house of Tacos aren't sexist to females unlike TUFF. So please stop into El house of Tacos today. TUFF sucks and must be dismantled!"
"Oh boy! Those tacos look delicious!" Dudley exclaims loudly as he drools and the audience laughs.
"They sure do!" Russell said. "I'm starving!"
"Me too!" the Chief butted in as the audience laughs. "What's taking so long with our food!?"
Then Toni walks up with a tray of food.
"Alright guys." she started. "Here's all of your food!"
She gives the TUFF gang their food.
"I hope you guys enjoy it!" Toni said with a smile. "If you need anything. Just holler!"
Then she walks off.
"Let's eat guys!" Kitty exclaims as she picks up a slice of pizza and takes a huge bite. "Mmmmmmmm!"
"Yeah!" the TUFF exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
Then they all started eating.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" they all exclaims.
Soon.
The TUFF gang were finished eating.
"Oh, man!" Dudley sighs. "That was delicious! BUUUUUUUUURRRRPPP!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Yep! It sure was!" Kitty said as she wipes her mouth with a napkin. "And that was a great episode of Fey's Anatomy too!"
"Yeah it sure was!" Devon said.
"That was a great lunch!" the Chief exclaims as he burps loudly as the audience laughs.
Karey turns to the minis.
"Did you minis enjoy that lunch?" she asks.
"Yeah! We sure did!" the Minis said in unison.
Then Toni walks up with the check.
"Here's your check!" she said as she gives Kitty the check.
Kitty looks at the check.
"$227.63" she said. "Not too bad!"
Then she pays Toni.
"Here you go, Toni." she said. "Keep the change."
"Thanks, Kitty!" Toni said as she takes the money. "Please come back anytime!"
"So what now?" Mini Kitty asks.
"Well, we all can go back to my place & get buzzed?" Karey suggested as the audience laughs.
"Okay!" everyone except Russell exclaims as the audience laughs.
Roz then turns to Russell.
"Hey, Russell." she started. "How do you feel about getting high or drunk?"
"I'm okay with it." he said. "As long, I'm not on the job!"
"Alright!" Roz said as she nuzzles against him & the audience laughs.
"Come on, people." Karey said. "Let's go!"
Then the TUFF gang leaves Speedy Toni's Pizzeria.
Meanwhile elsewhere in Petropolis.
A crowd of people were gathering in the street.
"Hey man!" shouted one guy to another guy. Did you see those commercials about TUFF!?"
"Yeah!" said the second guy. "Those bastards at TUFF sure are sexist!"
"And they suck ass!" shouted a lady tiger.
"I say, that we unionize and riot for it to be shut down!" shouted a guy angrily.
"YEAH!" the rest of the crowd shouted.
"And we must spread the word!" shouted another person as they hold their iphone. "By Headpage!"
"YEAH!" shouted the rest of the crowd. "And by word of mouth too!"
Then they started running off to find some other people as a black limo drives by them. It stops and the window rolls down.
It was Money Bags.
She laughs evilly at this.
"Hahahahahahaha! The subliminal advertising is working!" she said. "Pretty soon, everyone in Petropolis will be rioting and asking for it to be shut down! Then I will soon buy it for myself!"
Then she drinks some champagne and gets on the limo's phone.
"Home Jeeves!" Money Bags orders.
"Right madam!" Jeeves said on the other end.
Then he drives the limo back towards Money Bags' mansion in Richville.
At the Cat Walk Apartments sometime later.
The TUFF gang was buzzed & high and they were listening to some old school R & B and old school rap.
"Oh, man!" Russell said in a deep voice. "That is some good shit!"
"Si!" Roz said. "This shit is bueno!"
"I am lovin' this shit, yo!" Kitty said as she takes a hit.
"It sure is, Kitty my beautiful wife!" Dudley said as he takes another hit.
"Oh I am-a loving this-a!" Devon said in a italian accent
"Thanks everyone, eh?" Karey said in a Canadian accent. "I grow the right shit!"
"Dude." the Chief said in a hippie voice. "This green sure is good, huh?"
Keswick turns to Mini Roz.
"Hey, baby." he said in a deep voice. "Wanna fuck?"
"Hell no!" Mini Roz sniffs loudly as the audience laughs. "You suck dick, Kesdick!"
"Awwwww!" Keswick said in his deep voice as the audience laughs.
Then both Dudleys ears twitch.
"I hear something!" Dudley said.
"Me too!" Mini Dudley said.
"What da fuck are you hearin', Duds?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah man." the Chief asks.
The Dudleys go over to the window and see some people down below rioting & hollering something.
"People are down in the streets rioting." Mini Dudley said.
"And they're saying; Down with TUFF." Dudley said. "Or something like that. Oh well. It's not our problem or concern."
Then the Dudleys close the window and went back over to everyone else as the audience laughs.
"Dudes." the Chief said. "I think some shit is about to go down!"
Russell turns to Roz.
"That flea roach looking thing is your chief?" he asks her.
"Si." Roz said. "Except all he ever does is bake pies, does ballet, and read romance novels."
"He's a pussy ass bitch!" Russell said as the audience laughs.
"YEAH!" everyone except the Chief said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Fuck-a the chief!" Devon sniffs. "Let's-a enjoy ourselves!"
"Yeah, yo!" Kitty said. "I'm tryin' to listen to my jams here!"
Then with the conversations done, the TUFF gang enjoy smoking their weed and music.
Three days later.
The subliminal advertising ads were in full force now. And more & more people were started to protest TUFF in other areas and riot too. The main TUFF groups remain unaffected by the ads and or ignored them.
Anyways, the all of the TUFF agents were back at work at TUFF. Each agent were doing their own thing.
Kitty & Roz was sitting at their cubical working on their computers as Karey & Devon were working out in the TUFF exercise area. The Minis were in the break room and Dudley and his Mini was in the Snack room; eating Keswick's & the Chief's lunches again.
"Mmmmmmm! The Chief's lunch is delicious today!" Dudley exclaims as he downs the Chief's lunch, which was a 5 foot southern fried chicken sub with bacon and BBQ sauce.
The audience laughs at this.
"And so is Keswick's lunch!" Mini Dudley said as he eats Keswick's Chicken salad sandwich in one bite as the audience laughs.
Then the Chief hops in now.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! It's time to have my tasty delicious sub sandwich, that I maded!" he said before he sees the Dudleys. "Agent Puppys! Did you both eat my lunch!?"
Both Dudleys ears goes down and they get on all fours. They go over to the angry Chief.
"Yes. We did." both Dudleys said in a sad tone.
"AGENT PUPPYS!" the Chief shouted. "I'm gonna..."
Then Agent Chicken Little runs in.
"OH MY GOD!" she shouted. "There's a picket line outside!"
"Oh shit!" the Chief exclaims. "I hope, they're not picketing about me going naked through my favorite doughnut shop again!"
Everyone stares at him as the audience laughs.
"That is disgusting, Chief!" Dudley said.
"Yeah." Agent Chicken Little sniffs as the audience laughs.
"Um, let's go and see what's with all that protesting!" the Chief said. "That's an order agents!"
Then they all go to the front lobby of TUFF.
At the front lobby.
Kitty, Roz, Devon, Karey, the Minis, Keswick, and several background poser agents were looking out from the door as Dudley, Mini Dudley, the Chief and Agent Chicken Little walks up.
"What the hell's going on out there?" Karey asks.
"It sounds like the protesters are saying; 'Down with TUFF'." Kitty said.
"What!?" Mini Devon asks. "How can they hate TUFF!?"
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley said. "We're the good guys!"
Then some of the protesters started rioting outside.
"Now they're r-r-rioting!" Keswick exclaims.
Then the Chief turns to all of the agents with a stern look on his face.
"Alright agents!" he started. "It's time to get your riot gear on now and control the crowd!"
"Right Chief!" all of the agents said as they go put on their riot gear.
They soon return with their riot gear on.
"We're ready, Chief!" Kitty said.
"Alright agents." the Chief started. "Go on out there and control that fucking crazy crowd out there!"
"Right!" the agents said as they go outside to the crowd.
The Chief looks on for a second or so.
"Ah well." he said. "Might as well go read one of my romance novels!"
The audience laughs as he hops back to his office.
Outside.
Many of the agents along with some police officers were containing some of the protesters and some of them were getting arrested.
"Down with TUFF!" shouted one protester as Karey wrestles the guy down to arrest him.
"SHUT UP!" Karey shouted at him.
One rioter runs pass Dudley with a giant flat screen tv.
"Oh, look! A flat screen tv with legs!" he said. "Now that's progress!"
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
"Dammit Duds!" Roz sniffs. "That was a looter!"
"A what?" Dudley asks.
Roz rolls her eyes.
"I'll get him!" she said as she runs towards the looter.
She pounces onto the looter, thus making the looter release the flat screen tv.
"AHHHHH!" he shouted. "MY TV!"
"Who cares about your fucking tv!" Roz sniffs as she puts handcuffs on his wrists. "You are under arrest!"
"Ahhh, dammit!" the looter sniffs.
Kitty arrests several looters & protesters as Devon shoots off tear gas into some more rioting protesters.
The looters and protesters that Kitty arrested were complying with rules and were taken away peacefully.
"I wonder, what the hell is going on!?" she asks. "Why is people protesting TUFF and rioting!?"
Then she throws the looters and protesters into the back of the TUFF paddy wagon.
Devon arrests the protesters and rioters that she shot off tear gas to.
"Time to go to jail, fucking losers!" she said as she throws them into another TUFF paddy wagon. "God! I hate protesters!"
Pretty soon the TUFF agents and the police had everything under control now.
"Haaaaaa! Everything's back under control now!" Karey said.
"Yep!" Dudley said as he eats a hot dog as the audience laughs. "Things are back peaceful!"
"Hmmmm?" Kitty said.
Dudley turns to her.
"What's wrong, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"I wonder, why everyone is rioting and protesting us?" Kitty asks.
"Maybe it haves something to do with the Chief walking naked through his favorite doughnut shop?" Dudley asks.
"Wait!" Karey said. "He actually does that?"
"Yep." Dudley said. "That's what he told me and mini me!"
Then a rock hits Dudley right in the head knocking him down to the ground.
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty picks up the rock.
"Hey. This rock haves a note tied to it!" she said as she takes the note off the rock and throws the rock back at Dudley's head again, knocking him down to the ground again.
The audience laughs again as this happens.
Kitty reads the note.
"'If you wanna know why everyone is protesting and rioting. Meet me in the alley behind JJ's hot dogs. Don't bring anyone or tell anyone!' Okay?" she said.
"What does that note say Kitty?" Roz asks.
"The note said something about Dudley sucking cock or some shit like that, Roz." Kitty said as the audience laughs. "I've gotta go clean out my pool. See ya!"
"Okay, sis." Roz said. "See ya!"
Then Kitty gets into the new TUFF mobile and speeds off towards JJ's Hot Dogs.
At JJ's Hot Dogs.
Kitty pulls up in the alley behind the restaurant and walks out of the car.
She sees two figures in the dark.
"Alright. I'm here!" Kitty said. "Come out of the dark, so I can see that you're not armed or anything!"
Then the two figures steps into the light now.
The two figures was Penny Smiles and Mercedes Smiles.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for them.
"Penny? Mercedes?" Kitty asks. "What are you doing here?"
"We're here to give you info about why people are rioting & protesting." Penny said.
"Yeah." Mercedes said.
"Okay girls." Kitty said as she dusts off the top of a trash can & sits down on it. "Tell me. Gimme the pork fat!"
"Alright." Penny said as she leans on the wall of a building. "The people are protesting TUFF because the subliminal ads on tv."
"Subliminal ads?" Kitty repeated. "This is the first that I'm hearing of it. I know subliminal ads do exist. When they air?"
"They would always air them during Fey's Anatomy." Mercedes said. "And the ads would always have something in the words of 'TUFF sucks' or 'Down with TUFF'."
"My favorite show!?" Kitty exclaims angrily. "Why would my favorite show air those ads?"
"I don't know." Penny said.
"Maybe it haves something to do with the tv station, that's airing the show?" Mercedes suggested.
"Yeah. That's it." Penny said. "I've heard that Money Bags recently brought the tv station on her Headpage account."
"Money Bags!" Kitty sniffs angrily. "I should've known! Thanks girls for the information why everyone in the city are rioting and protesting."
"You're welcome, Kit-Kat." Penny said as the audience laughs at her using Dudley's nickname for Kitty.
"Oh! And by the way." Mercedes went on. "Some yellow rabbit in a black tux called you a 60's hairdo wearing slutty whore that doesn't wear any makeup and looks like a dude."
"JACK!" Kitty growls angrily. "I'll get his ass later! But now, I must return to my partners!"
Then she runs to the new TUFF mobile and speeds back to TUFF.
Back at the TUFF HQ.
Kitty runs inside to the TUFF quintet's cubicals.
"Guys. I know why those people were protesting!" she shouted.
"Really, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks with a squeaky chew toy in his mouth as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "Money Bags had brought the tv station that airs Fey's Anatomy! Grrrrrr! I'm so fucking pissed!"
"Oh shit!" Roz said seeing Kitty's eyes turn red. "She's extremely pissed now!"
"GRRRRRR! THAT BITCH HAS GONE TOO FAR!" Kitty hollers angrily as she throws a chair at a background poser agent. "WE MUST GO & KICK HER FUCKING ASS!"
"Yeah!" Devon said.
"Let's go kick her ass!" Roz shouted.
"YEAH!" the minis said in unison as the audience laughs.
Kitty takes out her gun and calms down a bit.
"Anyways. Let's go on down to the tv station and get Money Bags!" she said in a calmer tone.
Then the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF runs out to their cars, bypassing Agent Sea Biscuit.
"Hmmph! Hey! Watch where you're going!" he shouted after them. "It's like, they actually wanna go out and catch a bad guy!"
Then he drinks and slurps his coffee loudly as the audience laughs.
At PBC Studios.
The TUFF quintet pulls up in their cars.
They jumped out of their cars and run inside of the studios with their weapons out.
"Alright, Money Bags!" Dudley shouted. "Where are you!?"
"Careful guys." Kitty started. "Money Bags probably have this place booby trapped."
"Yeah, probably." Roz said. "Knowing her."
Then several giant goons walks out from the main room with Money Bags walking up behind them with Jeeves walking behind her. She gets in front of her hired goons with Jeeves still behind her.
"Well. Well. Well. If isn't the sexist, dog-loving TUFF agents!" Money Bags sniffs. "What are you doing here on my property!? Especially with those two white mutts and those two fucking red foxes!?"
"Because, you were the one who maded those subliminal ads about us!" Roz said.
"Yeah!" Kitty sniffs. "And you always air them during my favorite show too!"
"Yep! I sure did!" Money Bags said with self satisfaction. "I did it, so all of the moronic assholes in Petropolis will protest & riot demanding that TUFF should be shut down. And then when it's shut down. I can go buy it and make it my own TUFF agency! With female cats! Strong willed like me! Mwhahahahahahaha!"
"YOU BITCH!" Dudley shouted. "I love being a TUFF agent!"
"Who cares what you like, mongrel!" Money Bags sniffs. "I'm gonna kill you, when my hired goons get done beating all of your asses!"
Then she turns to her goons.
"GET THEM, BOYS!" she shouted.
Then the giant goons started attacking the TUFF quintet now. The TUFF quintet were quick on their feet though.
Karey uses her Severe Queens Cat Punch on some of the goons, as Devon punches some of the giant goons in the face thus breaking their jaws.
"My jawzs!" cried one giant goon.
"SHUT UP!" Devon hollers as she takes out her gun and shoots some of the goons she was fighting.
Dudley downs a bottle of beer.
"BEER BRINGS PAIN!" he shouted as a surge of energy goes through him. "AHHHHHHHHH!"
Then he delivers a thousand Ultra Puppy Punches to the giant goons.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! CRAZY DOG!" shouted the giant goons in pain as they try to hit Dudley, but to no avail.
The giant goons were trying to hit the Katswells with chains, clubs with spikes, sticks with nails, pipes, and were even trying to shoot them. But Luckily, the Katswells dodged all of that.
Kitty turns to Roz.
"Time to do Katswell twin Maneuver 20!" she shouted.
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims. "KATSWELL TWIN MANUVER 20!"
Then she and Roz grabs each other's arms and extracts their claws. Then they started spinning in a complete 360 circle until they were turned into a giant blur. The Katswell spinning blur then goes towards the giant goons, slashing the goons to bits.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" the giant goons cries out in pain as fur, skin, & blood bits flew.
Pretty soon there was nothing left of the giant goons. The Katswell spinning blur stops spinning now.
"That worked as plan!" Kitty said as blood & gore drips off of her hands and claws.
"Yep!" Roz said as Kitty turns her attention to Money Bags. "Looks like, it's Money Bags' turn now!"
"You're going down, Money Bags!" Kitty shouted.
"Oh, I don't think so, Katswell!" Money Bags said as she turns to Jeeves. "Jeeves! You handle the red headed Katswell as I get the dogfucker!"
"Right madam!" Jeeves said as he rushes over towards Roz and does a fighting stance. "Ready to go down!?"
"Ha!" Roz laughs. "This is gonna be a easy fight!"
Then Jeeves & Roz runs towards each other and started fighting.
Money Bags takes out her diamond-plated nunchucks now.
"Time to attack, cat!" she shouted as she swings the nunchucks at Kitty.
Kitty dodges the attack and does a judo kick to Money Bags' hand, thus knocking the nunchucks from her hand.
"I don't think so!" Kitty sniffs. "Fight me for real!"
"Alright!" Money Bags said as she does a fighting stance. "You're going down, dogfucker!"
Then she pounces onto Kitty and starts fighting her.
Money Bags gives Kitty several punches to Kitty's face & stomach as Kitty responds to this by delivering brutal Katswell punches to her face, thus knocking out several of her teeth.
"HA!" Kitty shouted.
Money Bags then stands up & attacks Kitty again, but Kitty grabs her by her throat and shoves her into a desk. Kitty then bodyslams into Money Bags and delivers another punch to her face.
Money Bags then staggers up with blood dripping from her nose and mouth.
"YOU BITCH!" she hollers as she attacks Kitty again.
Then time she throws Kitty into a wall and breaks a table against her back as well as a chair.
"AHHHHHH!" Kitty hollers in pain as she falls to the floor.
Money Bags then stomps on her back as Kitty rolls over and judo kicks her legs, thus knocking Money Bags off her feet.
"BOO-YA!" Kitty shouted.
Money Bags falls to the floor as Kitty stands back and looks above her.
"You're make me sick!" Kitty sniffs as she kicks her hard.
But Money Bags grabs her legs and pulls Kitty down to the floor. Then she deliver several brutal cat punches to Kitty's face. Each blow were a blur to Kitty. Then Money Bags grabs her nunchucks and hits Kitty with them.
"DIE, BITCH!" Money Bags shouted as she continues pounding Kitty.
She keeps hitting Kitty with the nunchucks until Kitty was bleeding & unconscious.
"Yes! I did it!" Money Bags said standing up from her spot. "I've defeated Kitty Katswell! Yeah!"
Then she takes out her gun and aims it at Kitty's direction.
"Bye-bye Katswell!" she said as she shoots off her gun at Kitty.
Dudley rips the head off the last giant goon he was fighting.
"WHAT!? KITTY!? NOOOO!" he shouted.
Money Bags turns her attention to Dudley.
"Now time for you to go to Doggy Hell!" she said in a evil tone as she aims her gun at him and cocks it.
Roz slams Jeeves's head against a table knocking him unconscious.
"Oh shit!" she exclaims. "Watch out, Duds!"
But before Money Bags can shoot off a round, Devon pounces onto her and wrestles the gun away. Karey kicks the gun away.
"GET OFF!" Money Bags shouted as she throws Devon off of her and onto Karey. "Time for me to have a fox pelt!"
Then she extracts her claws and slashes at Devon.
"AHHHHHHH!" Devon hollers in pain as Money Bags deliver million brutal karate kicks to her face and stomach.
Money Bags kicks Devon to the floor and picks her up by her feet.
"Time to play TUFF Ball!" she shouted as she swings Devon at Karey.
Karey is then sent head first into a water cooler as Devon is used to swing at Dudley.
"OH SHIT!" Dudley exclaims as he dodges the hits.
Then Money Bags throws the unconscious Devon into Dudley and they're sent flying into Roz. The three TUFF agents are sent into a file cabinet with Dudley and Devon hitting it head first.
Roz groggily looks up at Money Bags.
"Four down. One to go!" Money Bags said. "I've defeated your sister and your so-called partners! Do you love the taste of defeat, red head!?"
"N-N-No." Roz said. "It sucks!"
"Good!" Money Bags said. "This is the day where I; Money Bags. One of Petropolis Most dangerous villains have defeated the amazing & fantastic Katswells! And the mighty TUFF quintet!"
Then she takes out another gun.
"Time for you to join your sister in the TUFF agency in the sky!" Money Bags said as she cocks her gun and aims it at Roz's head. "Good night, Rozzie! Mwhahahahahahaha!"
Just as Money Bags were about to shoot to kill. There was a shadow that loomed over her. Roz looks up amazed.
It was Kitty! And she delivers a Super Severe Katswell Punch to Money Bags' knocking her down to the floor and letting go of her gun.
"You were always such a bad shot, Money Bags." Kitty said. "You totally missed me!"
Then Dudley wakes up and pulls his head from the file cabinet.
Kitty turns to him.
"Dudley! Attack!" she orders.
Then growling angrily, Dudley attacks Money Bags and grabs hold of her arm with his mouth.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" he growls.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Money Bags hollers. "GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!"
Kitty helps Karey from the water cooler as Dudley continues mauling the bitchy rich cat.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Money Bags hollers in pain.
"Way to go, Duds!" Roz cheers as she stands up and runs over to them. "Get her ass!"
Dudley bites down onto Money Bags' arm even more as blood started flowing from the bite wound.
"Heal, Duds!" Roz said as she judo kicks Money Bags down to the floor.
Dudley lets go of Money Bags' arm now.
"Fucking bitch!" he sniffs angrily.
Kitty then runs over to Money Bags and arrests her.
"Money Bags. You are under arrest!" Kitty shouted as she puts the handcuffs on Money Bags' wrists. "For corrupting the city's minds. Disturbing the peace. Five assaults on a TUFF agent. Five counts of attempted Murder. And for making me bleed!"
The audience applaudes to this.
Soon.
The TUFF police was taking Money Bags & Jeeves to jail now.
The Chief was there along with Mini TUFF and Keswick.
The TUFF quintet were having their fight scars & fight wounds treated.
"Congratulations, TUFF quintet for stopping Money Bags." the Chief said. "You each deserve a medal & a pay raise!"
"Thanks, Chief!" Devon said.
"But how are we gonna convince the city that TUFF is the good guys and they can trust us again?" Dudley asks.
Kitty then starts thinking.
"I think, I've got it!" she said. "All we need to do is get the station manager's permission to do it too!"
"What are you planning, Agent K-K-Katswell P-P-Puppy?" Keswick asks.
"Shut up & go with the flow, Jelly dick!" Roz sniffs as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Everyone shouted at him as the audience laughs.
It was later now.
The TUFF gang with Russell was back at Speedy Toni's Pizzeria having themselves some victory pizzas.
Mini Kitty picks up a large slice.
"So, when the show is gonna come on, Regular me?" she asks as she takes a bite from her pizza slice.
"It's coming on now, Mini me!" Kitty said as everyone at the table looks up at the giant flat screen tv.
Then 'Fey's Anatomy' upbeat theme plays as it shows a female surgeon fixing up her makeup for a date as the other doctors get ready for a surgery. It then shows a bunch of medical stuff as a woman's top is zipped up. Then it shows the woman in a hospital bed making love to her date and then her black high heeled stilettos as the curtain closes giving them privacy.
It then shows Kitty in a blonde ponytail wig. She was wearing modern hospital scrubs completed with white sneakers. She also was wearing a doctor's jacket too.
Anyways. She was talking to another doctor who was Roz in a black ponytail wig.
"Anyways, Dr. Ying." Kitty started. "Did you hear about there was a huge gun battle against TUFF by Money Bags?"
"Yeah, I heard that Dr. Fey." Dr. Ying(Roz) said. "And I think some of them are being rushed to the Emergency ward now."
"Holy crap!" Dr. Fey(Kitty) exclaims. "We better tend to them!"
Then they both rush to the ER.
Keswick is laying on the hospital bed with a oxygen mask.
Then Devon walks in, wearing a short black wig.
"Alright, people." she barked. "Yall need to do your fucking rounds! NOW! NOW!"
Then some of the other interns started leaving the room.
"Damn, Dr. Kailey." sniffed one of the interns. "Give it a break will ya?"
Then Dr. Fey(Kitty) walks up to Keswick in the hospital.
"What happen?" she asks him.
"I was just s-s-shot by Money B-Bags." Keswick said. "She blew my f-f-fucking arm off!"
It then shows Russell as a surgeon working on someone. Dr. Ying(Roz) walks in.
"Have you seen that Keswick thing's arm?" she asks Russell.
Russell turns to her with an angry work.
"Dammit, woman!" he sniffs. "Where's your fucking mask!?"
"Boyfriend please?" Dr. Ying(Roz) started but was interrupted by Russell.
"Dammit! Don't call me boyfriend while on the job!" he shouted.
"Uh, your yelling is upsetting my heart." said the patient.
Then Dr. Kailey(Devon) walks in.
"People. You need to do your rounds!" she shouted. "NOW!"
It then shows Karey with a brown wig tending to a patient as Dudley in full scrubs walks in.
"Melissa." he started. "Will you go out on a date with me?"
"Not now, Wyatt." Melissa(Karey) said. "I'm tending to this patient who was in a knife fight, before TUFF came and stop the thugs from doing any more harm!"
"Grrrrrr!" Wyatt(Dudley) growls and storms out.
Then the episode goes to commercial.
"That was great, Regular me!" Mini Kitty exclaims.
"Thanks, Mini me!" Kitty said.
"I sure enjoyed doing that!" Roz said.
"Me too!" Russell said.
"It's time for the subliminal commercials now, everyone!" Kitty said as she takes a bite from her pizza.
It then shows Karey & Devon posing as two girls sitting in a car.
"Hey, Paula!" Karey said to Paula(Devon). "Do you wanna go eat at El house of Tacos?"
"Yes of course, Lauren!" Paula(Devon) said. "I've heard that going to El house of Tacos is safer now thanks to TUFF!"
"Yeah!" Lauren(Karey) said. "Now we won't be hassled by assholes like the Chameleon or whatever his name is!"
"Yeah!" Lauren(Karey) said. "Let's go!"
Then they drive off to El house of Tacos.
The announcer was heard.
"Eating at El house of Tacos is safer now." he started. "Why? Because, El house of Tacos are being secured by one, two, or three TUFF agents during its operating hours. So please stop into El house of Tacos today. TUFF is great!"
The next commercial shows Kitty & Roz trying on shoes at a shoe store.
"Hey Annette." Kitty said to Roz. "Did you hear that TUFF had stepped up their agents and patrols on the streets?"
"Yes I have, Porsche." Annette(Roz) said. "I feel so safe that TUFF is looking out for villains and the likes! Now it's safe to walk on the streets!"
"Yep!" Porsche(Kitty) said as she picks up the shoe box. "Come on, Annette. Let's go ring up these shoes!"
"Okay, Porsche!" Annette(Roz) said. "TUFF rules!"
Then they went up to the counter to get their new shoes payed for.
"Oh man!" Dudley exclaims. "I love that last commercial! It was so hot & sexy!"
"Thanks, Dudleykins!" Kitty said in a sexy tone as the audience laughs.
"Thanks, Duds!" Roz said. "I sure enjoyed doing that commercial too!"
Then the TUFF edition of 'Fey's Anatomy' continues now.
"That should convince everyone to trust TUFF again." Kitty said.
"I sure hope so." Karey said.
"Yeah." the Chief said.
Kitty laughs.
"Don't worry guys." Kitty said. "Just give it three days."
"That was so b-b-boring!" Keswick said. "I like those other ones b-better."
Everyone stares at Keswick.
"You suck, Jelly Dick!" Mini Roz shouted at him as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Devon said.
"Well, if you g-guys don't want my opinion. Then I'll just s-s-shut up!" Keswick said with his arms folded and nose up in the air.
"Good!" Everyone at the table said in unison as the audience laughs.
A waitress walks up & gives Roz the check.
She looks at it.
"$99.50. Not too bad." Roz said as she was about to take out her wallet but Russell stops her.
"Never mind that, Rozzie!" he said as he takes out his wallet. "I'll pay!"
"Oh!" Roz said as she blushes a bit. "Okay, Russell."
Then Russell pays for the meal.
"So now what?" the Chief asks.
"How about we go to my apartment and make some witty comments to some shitty movies as we get buzzed or high while doing it?" Devon suggested.
"I'm okay with that, Devon!" Kitty said.
"Me too!" Roz said.
"Me three!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"I'm down with that!" Karey exclaims.
"Me too!" the Chief said. "It's been four days since I've gotten high!"
Keswick rolls his eyes.
"I was hoping to go b-back to the lab and t-t-tend to my inventions." he said. "But alright. I'll come too."
"I'm fine with that!" Russell said as he stands up.
"WE MOVIE TO MAKE FUN OF SHITTY MOVIES!" Mini TUFF exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Okay guys." Devon said. "Let's go!"
Then the TUFF quintet, the Chief, Keswick, & Russell stand up and leaves for Devon's apartment.
Three days later.
The city was beginning to trust TUFF again. And some of the citizens decided to hold a large party for the TUFF agents in front of the TUFF headquarters to show their appreciation for the agents.
Anyways, it shows the TUFF quintet. Mini TUFF. Russell. The Chief & Keswick eating some of the party food. Kitty turns to the Chief.
"See? I told you, those commercials will convince the city to see that TUFF is the good guys." she said.
"I know, Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said. "I know."
Dudley got himself a large plate of food.
"Oh boy! I am gonna enjoy this party!" he exclaims as he starts downing his food as the audience laughs.
Roz was getting herself some of the party food.
"This sure has been some week, sis!" she said to Kitty.
"Yes it has, Roz." Kitty said. "And this chapter was pretty interesting!"
"Yes it was!" Roz said. "Everything happened! Money Bags made slander about us through commercials. She tried to buy TUFF again. We fought and defeated her ass."
"And you got a new guy." Kitty added as the audience laughs.
"I've got a new guy!" Roz said as she blushes a bit and the audience laughs.
"And we've finally met Toni Gibson. The owner of Speedy Toni's Pizzeria!" Kitty said. "And we also did a parody of my favorite show too! Time to end the chapter show now!"
Then she turns to the camera now.
"I hope you all enjoyed this chapter." Kitty said. "A lot of things happened. Tune into the next chapter!"
"Can I do this one, Kitty?" Roz asks.
"Sure, Rozzie!" Kitty said.
"Alright!" Roz exclaims as she looks at the camera. "Tune into the next chapter! It's gonna be as good!"
Then she & Kitty does a sexy pose as the audience applaudes and The Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.
