SURPRISE!
Well this took longer to get out than I thought it would. I am quite sorry about that, I've just been..
Distracted.
Yeah that's what I'm going with.
Computer: You mean you were playing World of Warcraft because you got addicted to it again?
FriTik: Maybe...
Computer:Yeah that's what I thought.
FriTik: Anyway, here's the next chapter. Much longer than the previous two thank you very much. Let's begin shall we?
Oh yeah, I don't think I've done this yet, I don't own Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT or Dragonball Super.
Far from where we were last chapter and relatively the same distance as the last was to where the first chapter was, a farmer was happily going about his peaceful life of good honest labor and was just thinking to himself how lucky he was to be alive when suddenly….
BOOM
Said farmer dropped his tool in shock as the animals scurried away from where what appeared to be a meteorite had just landed. A trail of smoke drifted up into the sky.
"What was heck was that", he stuttered as he stood there shaking in shock. He gulped and gathered himself. "I better go check it out."
The unlucky farmer hopped into his truck and drove to the crash site. He parked a few meters away from the edge of the crater. For some reason he felt the strange urging to grab his gun. So he took his shotgun and got out of the car and crept toward to edge of the crater and looked in.
He was very surprised to see instead of a hunk of smoking rock, a smooth metal pod with a round window.
He was even more surprised as the pod opened up and a tall figure with incredibly long spiky black hair and strange looking armor stepped out of the pod.
The alien looked around an angry expression appearing on his face. After about twenty seconds of this he clenched his fist and angrily declared, "Gah, Kakarot has failed us! This planet is still teeming with life!"
The poor farmer who was at this point quite a bit confused as to who this Kakarot was and what it was he had failed at doing exactly, raised his shotgun at the alien and said "Hey you! Your own my property state your business or get!"
The alien focused his attention on the farmer and his angry expression turned into a smirk. "My, what do we have here?", he asked, "a local perhaps? What's your power level little human?" He clicked a device on the side of his face that had a screen that wrapped over his eye. The device beeped and made some noises before stopping.
"A power level of five?" The alien's smirk widened as he slowly started walking forward. The farmer who was at this point quite terrified backed up toward his truck with fear bubbling up inside of him.
"And just what are you going to do to me with such a pathetic power level?" The alien asked as he came to a stop standing menacingly with a dangerous look in his eye.
The farmer stuttered for a second before shouting, "Argh I'll do this!", and he fired his shotgun at the menacing figure.
Faster that the farmer's eyes could follow the alien moved his hand and grabbed the bullet right out of the air. "Oh it seems you've dropped this!" The alien said nastily. "He have it back!" He flicked it back at the farmer it going straight through his spinal column killing him instantly and going through the truck behind him causing the engine to explode somewhat leaving it smoking.
The alien's smirk now disappeared now that the fun had ended. "Grrr, if the average power level is even ten points above that farmer then Kakarot should have had no trouble wiping out all life on this planet. Why then did he fail?"
As he pressed his scouter again Raditz look out over the fields, "Well perhaps I should find him and ask him!" He lifted off into the air and flew off toward the highest power level he had detected.
At this moment in the middle of the ocean a jet-copter approached a small island with a small house and a few trees on it.
As it landed a woman with short blue hair stepped out, looked at it and smiled in reminiscing for a moment. Before walking up the door.
The door was already opened but she knocked on it anyway and said "Hey guys!" To the trio within which consisted of an old bald man with a beard and sun glasses, a short bald man in a martial arts gi who had no nose and six dots on his forehead and a bald sea turtle (which to be fair would look pretty weird with hair!).
The "vertically challenged" bald man whose name was Krillin, smiled happily and exclaimed, "Bulma!", loudly the turtle and old bald man were also happy to see her but the old man, Roshi, was happy to see her for a rather different reason and went up greet her.
"Oh Bulma! It's been such a long time! Ming if I give you a hug?", and "hugged" her breasts. "Ooh me! You haven't changed at all!"
Bulma, face turning red closed her eyes, then exploded hitting Roshi on the head knocking him over and shouting loudly, "AND I SEE YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED EITHER YOU LEACHEROUS OLD MAN!", She stomped he foot down and stood there fuming.
Roshi sat up and rubbed the back of his head saying, "Hey I was just letting you know I was happy to see you!"
Krillin and Turtle stood (or in Turtle's case lay) staring at the scene sweat-dropping before Krillin smiled sheepishly and said "Well it looks like things haven't changed to much."
During these happenings at Kame House, a green man wearing a turban and cape as well as a purple fighting gi stood on the edge of a plateau in a wasteland trying to come up with a new plot to kill his nemesis Goku. His name was Piccolo and he was born to avenge his father King Piccolo by killing Son Goku. He had failed at the 23rd Martial Arts tournament and due to the destruction their fight had caused the tournament had not re-opened its gates since then.
As he stood there he suddenly felt a something. He turned around in shock eyes wide as he stared at the sky. "What kind of monstrous power is that?" he asked himself aloud, "Could it be Goku?"
After a few more seconds he said, "No, there is no way Goku could've gotten that strong without me noticing! But still who or what is that?"
His question was answered as Raditz landed on the opposite side of the plateau from him. He stared at Piccolo for a moment before saying, "Well you as hell aren't Kakarot. But you clearly aren't of this planet either, even if your power level wasn't so high."
"Look buddy", Piccolo said trying to remain calm despite the fear that gnawed at his stomach like a starved raccoon, "I don't want any trouble."
Raditz smirked at him and said, "Well that's too bad, because I do"
Piccolo realizing his danger reacted quickly and with a shout let loose a powerful attack point blank on Raditz.
His relief was short-lived as the smoke cleared to reveal Raditz rubbing his upper lip. "My that was impressive it actually seared a few of my leg hairs!", he mocked. He raised his hand and it began to glow. "Now then let me show you a real attack!" But before he could launch his attack his scouter beeped and his attention to Piccolo lost he leaped in the air and hung there suspended reading his scouter.
"A higher power level…", he muttered, "The chances of this being Kakarot…" He looked down at our green friend and called "Well consider yourself lucky! I have more important things to do with my time!" He then flew off in a flash of light.
Piccolo fell to his knees panting. 'This guy… Just what the hell was he!?" He grimaced as he realized his best bet was to follow him and see what he could learn when he found this Kakarot he was looking for.
Meanwhile back at Kame House, Master Roshi was off the floor and the quad was chatting about how life had been since they had last seen each other.
Krillin then made the mistake of asking, "Hey Bulma, you wouldn't happen to know where Yamcha is would you?", he glanced unknowing of the fire he had just sparked, "I mean we figured he would be coming with you."
Bulma once again turned red and crossed her arms hands squeezing them. "Ugh! That man, he cancelled our date for his stupid baseball game! I didn't even bother telling him we were going to be here today!" Krillin and Roshi backed up a bit well aware of how vicious Bulma's fury was.
"I was so mad I kicked him out and you know what?", she exclaimed, "I didn't even bother to tell him we were going to be here today!"
"Huh, I can't see why Yamcha would cheat on a girl like you Roshi said hobbling closer.
Bulma glared at him "Don't even think about it Roshi!", she said with fire in her eyes. Roshi immediately back up.
"Yoo-hoo", they heard called from outside. As one their eyes widened and together exclaimed, "Goku!" Before running outside to greet their old friend.
When they got out there they were surprised to see Goku there smiling saying, "Hey guys!". This in itself was not surprising. No what was surprising was the fact that he had a small boy in a yellow and green tunic with a red hat in his arms, an identical looking boy in a green and blue tunic with an orange hat standing next to his leg and a girl bearing similarities to the boys wearing a pink and purple tunic and an orange hat.
Krillin was the first to speak, "Hey Goku what's up with the kids?" He asked, "you taking on babysitting or something?"
Goku smiled and gave a light chuckle no, "These are my kids!"
His friends stared back at him in shock, "YOUR KIDS?!"
"Yep", Goku smiled seemingly oblivious to his friends utter shock at the idea their carefree and childish friend could have kids of his own. He then put down Gohan next to his siblings.
He smiled, "Why don't you three introduce yourselves?" he asked the kids.
The trio, even Gokan, lined up and gave a quick bow. After straightening they introduced themselves.
"My names Gokan"
"I'm Son Gojie" She shot a quick glare at her slightly older brother.
"I'm Son Gohan"
Goku's friend group got the memo and did a quick bow back.
Bulma was the first to regain use of her voice, "So these are your kids Goku? So how old are you guys?"
Gojie held up four fingers "We"re four."
Krillin blinked in surprise, "So triplets huh? Well that's not very common. So you guys want to be fighters like your dad when you grow up?"
"I DO" Gokan immediately shouted a big smile on his face.
Gohan said, "Mom says I'm going to be a scholar and I do like reading so…"
Gojie crossed her arms and huffed "Mommy says I'm going to be a good housewife, but that doesn't sound like fun! I would rather be a fighter or a scholar than a housewife!" Her voice slowly getting higher and louder as she went on.
"Oh" Krillin said a bit taken aback by the answers. "Well that's nice, I guess."
Gohan and Gokan had now noticed the ocean and went to go check out the waves while Gojie had noticed Turtle and went over to him.
Yeah" Goku said standing with his friends,"ChiChi doesn't want them to be fighters though Gokan seems to be really interested in it. Gojie seems to want to do anything that doesn't involve being a housewife but Gohan really does like books but maybe when he gets older he'll be interested…"
It was then that Bulma noticed something about the triplets."Uh hey umm Goku do they have t-tails?" She stuttered on the last word.
"Yep" Goku said with a smile, "Just like me when I was a kid remember?"
Krillin paled, "Yeah I sure remember", an image of a gigantic raging monkey appeared in his mind.
Master Roshi took this time to ask, "Goku have you ever let them see the moon?"
"Huh?" Goku questioned, confused.
"You know have you ever let the kids outside while the moon is full?" Roshi elaborated.
Goku thought for a moment, "No we normally go to bed pretty early."
His friends now let out a small sigh of relief while Goku stayed oblivious to the true meaning of there questions.
Krillin his fear now relieved asked Goku, "Hey how have you been doing anyway? You hear from Piccolo in the past eight years?"
Goku shook his head, "No but sometimes I sense him training out in the desert I haven't been training as much as I used to though." He picked up a rock and tossed it up in the air. Catching it he threw it at the ocean and it left a long path of disturbed water as it flew out of sight.
Roshi shook his head,"Well could've fooled me you seem as strong as ever."
Goku flexed his arm a bit, "Yeah I guess you're ri-" He cut off and stared into the distance.
"Tha-that power what is it?!" Goku stuttered. Krillin looked confused and asked, "Goku what are you talking about?"
"I sense it too!" Roshi said, "and Goku's right it is massive!"
"Guy's my women's intuition isn't picking up anything I'm sure you're imagining things." Bulma said.
Krillin then gasped and staggered, "Wait I'm getting it too now. Oh holy smokes is that Piccolo."
"Kids come here", Goku ordered firmly and the triplets came over to their father looking a bit confused and nervous. This was their dad! He was the strongest man alive! Why was he acting like this?
Goku now responded to Krillin, "No that's not Piccolo this is much stronger and his power it's terrible!"
Krillin covered his eyes and stared out over the water. "I don't see anyth-" Then he saw a small dot on the horizon. "Wait now I see something!"
Suddenly it or he was there.
The battle armored figure touched down on the beach and smirked. "So I've finally found you Kakarot."
Raditz had arrived.
The island's current residents blinked in confusion. Finally Krillin managed, "Kakarot? What is that some sort of vegetable?"
Raditz now scowled, "Kakarot what is this why haven't you completed your mission?"
The triplets were quite frankly terrified at current events but Gokan still tried to keep his cool, kinda. At the very least he figured he could look tough for his little brother and sister.
Still he was trembling pretty badly.
Bulma being the genius she is managed to pick up on the fact that Kakarot was name and said,"Hey look buddy there's no one here by the name of Kakarot so bud off."
Raditz looked surprised at the tough act from an earthling women before scowling again and glaring at Goku, "Kakarot, explain now!"
Goku blinked, "Wait are you talking to me? But my name's not Kakarot it's Goku."
Raditz blinked and his scowl deepened, "Don't tell me you've forgotten?!"
Krillin now feeling a bit tougher walked forward and said,"Now look here we don't want any of whatever this is. Also there is no one here by the name of Kakarot so go on shoo." He now made a shooing gesture with his hands.
Raditz glared at the dwarf-err vertically challenged fighter.
Goku sensing the danger, shouted "Krillin look out!"
Raditz tail lashed out and sent Krillin sailing into Kame House.
"Krillin!", Goku cried out at his friend's victimism and turned back to Raditz and cried out in shock.
"You-you have a tail!" He stuttered out.
"Grr tell me Kakarot did you ever hit your head as small child?" Raditz asked.
"Look, I already told you my name's not Kakarot! My name is Goku." he firmly restated.
"Just answer the question!" Raditz shouted.
Goku felt Gojie bury her face in his pant leg as Gohan clutched at his leg tighter. "Bulma, Krillin take Gohan and Gojie inside, Gokan go with your siblings."
Gohan and Gojie however wouldn't let the adults bring them inside after they pried them from their father's leg and Gokan stubbornly refused to go in.
Deciding to try and keep this new foe calm for fear his children would be the next target, he answered, "Yes I did, when I was really little, I don't really remember it but I have a scar where I hit."
"Well that explains a lot." Bulma muttered under her breath.
Raditz let out a groan and briefly face palmed. "Well I wasn't expecting to give a history lesson when I got here but looks like I don't have much of a choice."
Raditz now gave a small smirk, "You are not of this world Kakarot, you are a saiyan of the planet Vegeta. Admittedly Vegeta was destroyed by asteroids some time ago but the saiyan are not quite extinct yet.
The group of friends gasped and stared in shock at Raditz, too stunned to talk.
"We saiyans are a warrior race. We scour the known universe looking for habitable planets." Raditz continued,"When we find one we removed the indigenous life and then sell it to the highest bidder. For stronger worlds we send our warriors to take out the native lifeforms but for weak worlds like this one, we send our children."
Bulma now angry managed to get over her shock and shouted, "What kind of monsters are you sending little children out like that?!"
Raditz laughed, "Foolish earth women, there are few wild things more dangerous than a saiyan child."
Goku now growled, "No I'm not one of you! You're nothing but space pirates. Maybe I was born a saiyan but my name is Goku and earth is my home! Now who are you!?"
"Ah yes well I suppose I should give a proper introduction." Raditz smirk grew, "Hello, my name is Raditz, and I'm your big brother."
"Wha-what", Goku got out.
"Yes I am your older brother and it is quite a shame you forgot about your mission this planet is quite nice we could've made a good deal off it. You should've been able to do it pretty quickly with such a big moon."
"What are you talking about?" Goku asked angrily.
Raditz suddenly realized his brother was missing a limb. "Kakarot what happened to your tail." He shouted, "Without it you can;t access your true power!"
"I had it removed a long time ago." Goku said.
"Gah, look Kakarot the reason I came to get you is because the rest of us have run into a particularly strong planet and we could use the extra help." His scowl returned (he does that a lot doesn't he?) "But I fear this planet has made you too weak. So tell you what kill one hundred humans and return to me by this time tomorrow and I won't just kill off all life myself."
"No!" Goku shouted, "I would never do that!"
"No? hmm." Raditz eyes traveled to where Krillin, Bulma, Gokan, Gohan and Gojie stood. Tell me Kakarot are those your children they do have tails after all."
Goku's eyes widened before narrowing. "You stay away from them!" he warned as he got into a fighting stance.
Suddenly Raditz was behind him and as Goku turned to face him he was kicked into the air and landed at the water's edge.
"Daddy!" The triplets screamed and Gokan and Gohan raced to their father's side but Gojie was unable to get out of Krillin's strong grip.
"No, kids get inside!" Goku warned.
The brothers ignored that however but were suddenly plucked off the ground their hats falling off.
"Okay Kakarot let's make a deal either you kill one hundred humans by tomorrow or I take your children here in your place!" Raditz told Goku.
"Don't hurt them" Goku said as he struggled off the ground.
"Oh don't worry I won't hurt my nephews! and tell you what I'll leave my niece back there… for now!" Raditz said with amusement.
"Let us go you big meanie", Gokan yelled as he swung wildly while hanging in the air.
"I suggest you get started Kakarot! Until tomorrow then!" He cackled as he lifted off into the air and then flew off.
"Daddy!" Gohan cried out as Gokan continued to try to escape his captors grasp.
Goku finally managed to stand and reached out toward the disappearing form. He let loose a shout "NO COME BACK!"
FriTik: And done GG!
See what did I tell you!? This chapter was much longer than the last two. In fact it was longer than those two combined!
Computer: All you did was combine the original chapters three and four...
FriTik: Yes thank you for mentioning that again Computer, but you must also know that I made edits to the whole thing so hah!
Anway we actually had one review last time, so yay!
Leo the Zodiac: It's not that she let's him, he just kinda goes and does it anyway. He's the non conformer basically. And yeah that's basically it, Gokan is more saiyan like, Gohan still has his anger and hidden power, and Gojie is a bit psychic but more on that later.
And that about covers it for this time. Tune in next time for the adventures of Babysitting with uncle Raditz!
PS. It's not going to end well for everyone.
Computer: Oh for once we agree on something.
~FriTik
R&R