The Kitty Katswell Show season 2

Over Protective Pup

Okay. This chapter idea was given to me by DarkMadgeDragon. Kitty is pregnant with her and Dudley's child. After watching a video about keeping the mother safe while still having the baby in her. Dudley freaks out and makes drastic changes to safe proof everything Kitty comes contact with. And doing this drives everyone crazy. Will things be the same for TUFF? Read and see. Like always, relax, read, & review!

It was a cool fall day in Petropolis. Leaves were falling off the trees. Petropolis' annual Fall-lympics were happening. The days were getting shorter and cooler much to the delight of the citizens of Petropolis. Enough of that. Let's see what Kitty & Dudley are up to!

It shows Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park on the East side of Petropolis now.

It cuts to Kitty walking into a room.

Her belly is starting to look slightly bigger now.

The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for her.

"So, how's it going in there, Dudleykins?" she asks.

It shows Dudley building furniture for the baby room.

The audience cheers & applaudes for him.

"And there!" he said. "It's done! After seven grueling tries, it's done! The baby furniture's done!"

"Good job, Dudleykins!" Kitty praises him. "I'm so proud of you!"

"Thank you, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said with his head held high.

"Why did you decide to do all this, Dudleykins?" ask Kitty.

"Well, Kitty." Dudley started. "I've been reading and watching videos on how to be a good dad. One of them said that it's good for a child to be surrounded by materials that the father maded himself."

"That's nice, Dudleykins!" Kitty praises him again.

"Thanks, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "I want to give my baby the things it suppose to have. Unlike what my father did for me."

"What did your father do?" Kitty asks.

"Well, he gave me a rattle, a blanket, and a teddy bear." said Dudley. "He would've gave me some more things and maded them himself, but mom was such a cockbuster and demanded him to work for all hours, while she sits on her ass on the couch; watching soap operas!"

Then he picks up a piece of scrap wood and snaps it in half.

"I'm sorry about that, Dudleykins." soothed Kitty in a caring & calming tone. "You're gonna be the absolute perfect father that our baby is gonna need!"

"Really?" Dudley asks.

"Yes, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "And I do know what I'm talking about!"

Then she gives him a hug and Dudley hugs her back.

The audience awws at this scene of affection.

"There. Feel better?" Kitty asks.

"Yeah, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims with a wide smile on his face as the audience laughs.

"Good!" Kitty said with a smile on her face. "Keep up the good work on the baby furniture! Well, Dudleykins. Me, Catastrophe, Karey, & Toni are going out to shop now."

"Okay, Kit-Kat honeycakes!" said Dudley. "I'll see you later!"

"Okay, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she takes out her small black purse. "See you later."

Then she leaves the baby room, grab the keys to the new TUFF moblie and leaves the house.

Dudley then wipes his brow.

"Whew! What a day!" he said. "I wonder, what time is it?"

Then his stomach rumbles loudly. The audience laughs at this.

"IT'S LUNCHTIME!" exclaims Dudley loudly as the audience laughs. "OH BOY!"

Then he runs out of the baby's room and down to the kitchen to look for something to eat.

In the kitchen.

Dudley makes himself a sub sandwich.

"Put some roast beef on there. And put a lot of mustard on it. Then some turkey. Cheese! Mayo! Pepperoni! And more cheese!" Dudley shouted as he puts the ingredients on the submarine bread.

Soon he had maded his sandwich.

"Okay. I maded my sandwich! Now to look up some more parenting videos!" Dudley said as he walks out of the kitchen.

Then he sits down on Kitty's recliner and turns on his laptop to watch more of the parenting videos.

The video starts now.

"'Keeping the mother safe'." said the announcer of the video.

It then shows the host who was holding a baby.

"Hello there, fathers." he started. "A soon to be mother and an unborn baby are really important. They're part of your family and the unborn baby is your offspring."

"Yeah." Dudley agrees.

"And your expecting wife is important to you." the host continues. "And you're willing to do anything to keep her happy & healthy, right?"

"Yeah!" Dudley answers.

"Good. Now, it's really important to keep your pregnant wives away from doing and kind of dangerous activities like; fighting, doing any sports activities. She can exercise, but don't have her slamming into any walls." the host continues. "Have them stay away from things that they can accidently bump into that could kill the baby." the host said while cuddling the baby to sleep. "Like counters, tables, car doors, etc."

"Okay." Dudley said as he takes out a notepad & pen and starts writing down the information.

"If you let your pregnant wives do these things." the host said in a darker tone of voice. "And she hits or hurts her belly. The baby will die!"

"OH SHIT!" Dudley exclaims. "I don't want anything to happen to Kitty or my unborn child! That would be awful!"

Then he starts sweating.

"Oh fuck!" Dudley exclaims worriedly. "Kitty is out there in the world right now, unprotected! I must do something!"

Then he thinks of something until he comes up with something.

"I got it!" exclaims Dudley loudly. "I know how to keep Kitty & the baby safe!"

Then he sets down his sandwich and the laptop.

"And if you must take steps to prevent your pregnant wives and your baby from getting hurt." the host said as he cuddles the baby and the baby coos. "When you take the necessary steps to prevent your wife and unborn baby from getting hurt, your wives and the baby will both thank you."

Then the video ends.

Dudley then runs into the garage to get some things.

At the mall.

Kitty was shopping. She had run into Catastrophe, Karey, & Toni who was also doing the same thing.

All of them were shopping together when Karey decided to start a conversation.

"So, Toni." she started. "You got the day off today, I see?"

"Yeah!" Toni said. "A day off that's well deserve if you ask me!"

"Yeah!" Karey said as the audience laughs.

Catastrophe turns to Kitty.

"So, Katswell darlink." she started. "So, how's beink pregnant?"

"It's okay, Catastrophe." Kitty said. "Things are going perfect for me!"

"Are you havink cravinks, Kitty darlink?" Catastrophe asks.

"Now that you mentioned it, Catastrophe." started Kitty. "I do! I've been having these weird cravings lately. You know? Like having a quad pepperoni and ice cream pizza with a side of peanut butter."

The audience laughs at this.

"Ahhhh!" Toni started. "Those cravings. Every woman goes through those when they're pregnant."

"Yeah!" Karey said. "My older sister is going through them right now."

Kitty turns to Karey.

"Speaking of which, Karey." she started. "How many siblings do you have?"

"I have an older sister, a younger sister, a younger brother, & younger twin brothers." Karey said.

"That's nice, Karey!" Kitty said. "So, do you all get along?"

"For the most part, Kitty!" said Karey as the audience laughs.

"That's nice!" Kitty said.

Then Catastrophe's stomach rumbles loudly.

"Now, I'm hungry!" she said.

"Well then girls." Toni started. "Do you wanna get something to eat at the food court?"

"Yeah!" the girls exclaims in unison as the audience laughs.

"Good!" Toni said. "Where are we gonna eat at?"

Then they all started thinking.

"Mmmmm? How about 'Po's Chinese'?" Karey suggested.

"Nah." Toni said. "I've heard some bad shit about the owner being involved with some kind of scandal."

"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "I've heard so much about that."

"Well, how about we go to 'Chicken Sandwiches Ahoy'?" Kitty suggests. "I've heard that they have the best chicken sandwiches around!"

"Alright!" the girls exclaims as the audience laughs.

"Good!" Kitty said. "Let's go!"

Then they all went to Chicken Sandwiches Ahoy.

At Chicken Sandwiches Ahoy.

The girls just got their food and was sitting at a table and started eating.

"So, Katswell darlink." Catastrophe started as she started eating her chicken sandwich with cheese and bacon. "What are you and Agent Puppy darlink gonna name the baby?"

"Well." Kitty started as she takes a bite from one of her seven chicken deluxe sandwiches with some waffle fries & BBQ sauce on them. "If it's a boy. We'll gonna either name him; Hank, Jerry, or Dudley the second. If it's a girl. Then we're gonna name her; Rhonda or Annette."

"Those sound like good names, Kitty!" Karey said as she takes a bite from her grilled chicken and bacon with swiss sandwich.

"Yeah!" Toni said as she eats a waffle fry. "I really like Rhonda!"

"Ja! Me too!" Catastrophe said.

"How are you and Dudley gonna raise the child?" Karey asks.

"What do you mean, Karey?" Kitty asks.

"I mean. How are you gonna punish them?" Karey continues. "Are you gonna ground them. Take away the things they love until they behave or go with the old standard; spanking?"

"Well, we're gonna go with the old standard of spanking, Karey." Kitty said. "I don't believe in taking away the things that the child loves until they behave or even grounding. That grounding thing will not happen until the child is in their teens."

"Ahhhh!" Karey said. "Of course. That's the only proper way to raise a child!"

"How are you gonna raise the child?" Toni asks.

"For the most part, I'm gonna raise the child the way I was raised." Kitty started. "Except they'll have extremely better birthday parties then I did! I don't know what Dudley is gonna do though. I'm questionable about his methods since his mom is a you know? A bitch."

The audience laughs at this.

"Yeah. I know." Toni said.

"So, how's the baby's room looks like so far, Katswell darlink?" Catastrophe asks as she takes another bite from her chicken sandwich.

"The baby's room looks perfect, Catastrophe!" Kitty exclaims. "Dudley has also builted the baby furniture too! I think, the baby is gonna love it!"

"That's nice of him, no?" Catastrophe asks.

"Yes it is, Catastrophe!" Karey said.

Then the girls finishes up their lunches now and stands up from the table, with Catastrophe helping Kitty up.

"Thanks, Catastrophe." Kitty said.

"You're welcome, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said. "I am so fuckink happy to be helpink you out!"

"Well, it's time for my stories now." Karey said as she looks at her TUFF watch. "And I need to check on the minis too!"

"Yeah. And I need to get into my Jacuzzi and relax!" Toni said.

"And I need to, like they say; relief my stress." Catastrophe said as the audience whoos & laughs.

"Okay, girls." Kitty said. "See you all later."

Then the girls leaves Chicken Sandwiches Ahoy.

Later back at Kitty's & Dudley's house.

Kitty walks in to the living room.

"Dudley, I'm..." she started before she looks around. "What the fuck!?"

She looks around to see that everything was covered in memory foam and bubble wrap.

"Dudley!" she shouted. "Come in here! Now!"

Then Dudley walks in from Kitty's room.

"Hey there, Kit-Kat!" he said as he walks up to Kitty and gives her a quick kiss on her cheek. "How's my sexy, wonderful wife and my unborn child?"

"I'm fine, Dudley." Kitty said. "Why does everything looks like Spongebob's gay funhouse?"

The audience laughs at this.

"Well, my fine wife." Dudley started. "I have baby proof the house to keep things safe for you and the baby, because the new video that I watched on my laptop earlier told me to. And I want to keep you safe as possible."

"Um okay, Dudleykins?" said Kitty hesitantly. "I agree that you gotta keep me and the unborn baby safe."

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I want you and the baby both to be very safe! And if I refuse to do that, then if you bumped into the kitchen counter or a table. You can hurt the baby! And I don't want that at all!"

"Okay. Okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "Calm down. I think that's smart of you."

Dudley then stops talking and smiles widely as the audience laughs.

"Thanks, Kit-Kat!" he said. "Now, lemme show you what I did to the house!"

Then he takes her hand and starts showing her around.

He shows her a corner to a wall.

"See, Kitty?" Dudley started. "I covered up the corners to the walls."

"That's nice, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.

Then he shows her a covered electrical outlet.

"And here's a covered electrical outlet." Dudley said. "All of the electrical outlets are covered. They all come off when I or you need to use something."

"Okay." Kitty said as Dudley takes her to the kitchen.

He shows her the kitchen drawers and the cupboards locked.

"The utensil drawers are locked!" Kitty said. "And so are the cupboards!"

"Yeah, that's right!" Dudley said. "I locked up all of the dangerous utensils. And I got us a ton of paper plates to eat out of. So, you don't have to worry about using the dangerous dishwasher. And I also brought some plastic cups to drink out of and some plastic utensils too!"

"That's great, Dudleykins." Kitty said with a false smile on her face.

Then Dudley takes her to show whatelse he did to the house.

Later.

Now he shows her what he had do to the furniture.

"Is that memory foam?" Kitty asks.

"It's just not memory foam, Kit-Kat." started Dudley. "It's the Super Soft Memory Foam Furniture that they advertised on TV!"

"That's nice, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "Buying all of this baby proofing shit must've cost you a lot!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said as he took out two credit cards. "It's a good thing, that I still have mom's credit card and I 'barrowed' the Chief's credit card too!"

"You took the Chief's credit card?" Kitty asks as she sits down on the super soft memory foam chair.

"No. I didn't take it." Dudley started. "I 'barrowed' it, Kit-Kat. There's a difference."

The audience laughs at Dudley's stupidity.

"Oh, well. It's not my problem." Kitty started. "I bet both the Chief and your mom is gonna be upset, when they next use those credit cards! So, what are we gonna do for dinner?"

Then she starts to stand up.

"Do you want some.." she started before Dudley sets her back down in the chair she was sitting in.

"I can't let you do that!" Dudley said. "I don't want you to cook. And the gas for the oven is turned off."

"I see." Kitty said. "So, how are we gonna eat without any gas for the stove and the oven?"

Then Dudley takes out his phone.

"We call your mom to cook stuff for us!" he said. "And we can always get food delivered and take out."

"Ahhhh." Kitty said. "I see."

"I would call my mom, but I can't have her ass here pissing you off." Dudley said. "It might somehow harm the baby."

"Good thinking, Dudley honey!" Kitty said. "I don't wanna offend you, but your mom is a fucking pain in the ass!"

"I know, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as he handed her a piece of paper. "Here."

"What's this?" Kitty asks.

"This is the menu for you to order food." explains Dudley. "It haves your favorite things on it!"

"That's nice!" Kitty exclaims as she looks through the menu as the audience laughs. "But where's the lunch section at?"

"Don't worry about that, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "I can handle your lunches for you! Now, let's order our dinner from Penny's Billiards and Ribs!"

"Okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she takes out her phone and starts dialing the number for Penny's.

The next morning.

Kitty was happily sleeping in bed, when her alarm goes off which was some easy listening 1970's smooth jazz.

But before Kitty can reach over and turn it off, Dudley's hand comes down and turns it off.

"Wake up, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.

Kitty wakes up and inhales.

"Mmmmmm! Morning, Dudleykins." she said as she stretches. "What smells so good?"

"I maded you breakfast, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he brings a tray to her. "Here you go!"

He sets the tray on her lap.

The tray had Kitty's favorite food for breakfast. It consists of; bacon, eggs, a piece of fried salmon, toast with lemon and lime marmalade, a tall glass of orange juice, a glass of milk and a mug of coffee with heavy cream.

"These are all of my favorite things to have for breakfast, Dudleykins!" Kitty exclaims with a smile on her face as she picks up the plastic fork. "Thanks!"

"You're welcome, Kit Kat!" Dudley said as Kitty starts eating the breakfast. "When you get done, I'm gonna give you your bath."

"You're gonna give me my bath?" Kitty asks.

"Yeah." Dudley said as he takes out a bath towel and soap. "I'm gonna make you feel good!"

"That's sweet of you, Dudleykins." said Kitty. "But I can give myself a bath."

"No, Kit-Kat. I can't let you do that!" Dudley said. "You may slip while getting out of the bathtub. Fall on your stomach and hurt the baby. Or you can slip and bust your skull open! I can't let that happen! So, that's why I'm gonna give you your bath when you get done with your breakfast."

"Okay. Okay, Dudley." Kitty said. "You can gimme a bath!"

Dudley smiles widely as the audience laughs.

Kitty starts thinking to herself.

"Good! Hopefully, that'll calm him down for awhile." she thought.

After breakfast.

Dudley had maded the bath water for Kitty in the bathtub. Then he takes off her nightgown and helped her into the water. He picks up the soap and bath towel and starts scrubbing Kitty all over, being careful over her stomach.

"Mmmmmm!" Kitty purrs sexually as Dudley scrubs over her breasts.

"You like that, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.

"Mmmmm! Yes!" Kitty said in a sexual tone.

"Great!" Dudley said as he scrubs her back now.

"Mmmmmm!" Kitty purrs sexually. "I love this bubble bath, Dudley!"

"I'm glad that you do, Kitty!" Dudley said. "I also 'barrowed' this from the Chief too! He doesn't deserve lemon lime bubble bath! You do!"

"Awww. That's sweet of you, Dudley." Kitty said. "Fuck the Chief!"

The audience laughs & applaudes at this.

Soon, Kitty was done with her bath and Dudley was getting her ready for work now.

"I can dress myself, Dudley." she said as Dudley puts on her dark green spysuit.

"I can't let you do that, Kitty." Dudley said as he puts on her pants on her. "You may hurt yourself."

Soon, Kitty was all dressed.

"Okay, Dudley." Kitty started. "I'm all dressed. Now to get my white high heeled boots then we can go."

Then Dudley brings out her white flats.

"Here you go, Kit-Kat." he said. "Here's your white flats. You really can't wear your white high heel boots, until after the baby is born. You can break your heel and fall down onto your stomach. And because the video told me to give you flats."

"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said as she held out her small feet at Dudley. "Put them on."

Then Dudley puts on the white flats on her feet.

"Now to help you out to the new TUFF mobile." Dudley said as he helps Kitty up and get her car keys.

Then he takes her to the new TUFF moblie and puts her in the passenger seat and put the seat belt on her. Then he runs back into the house right fast and comes out with two giant bags and throws them in the back seat.

"What the hell are in those bags?" Kitty asks.

"Well, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "It's our..."

"Lemme guess." Kitty started. "Lunch, right?"

"Yeah!" Dudley said as he jumps into the driver's seat as the audience laughs. "Now, let's go!"

Then he puts the keys into the ignition and speeds off to the TUFF headquarters.

At TUFF HQ.

All of the agents were looking around all of the headquarters.

Everything was covered up in super memory foam and bubble wrap.

"Why in the h-h-hell does the headquarters look like its meant to be sent by air m-m-m-mail?" Keswick asks.

Dudley walks in while helping Kitty in.

She looks around and then back at Dudley angrily.

"Don't tell me, you baby proof TUFF too!?" she asks.

"Yes, Kit-Kat babycakes!" Dudley said with a huge smile on his face.

"Grrrrrrrrr!" Kitty growls. "Dudley! You fucked everything up! How are we suppose to be on the offense & defense and on our toes with everything in memory foam!? RAAAAAAHHHH!"

Dudley didn't notice all of Kitty's anger & ranting.

"Yeah. I know I did a good job, Kit-Kat baby." he said as the audience laughs at his stupidity and ignorance.

The Chief growls loudly and angrily.

"GRRRRRRAAAHHHH!" he growls. "Now, I can't even get to my office through all of this safety foam!"

Then he turns to all of the agents all red and foaming.

"Now, who's the fucking idiot who put all of this fucking shit up!?" he shouted. "Speak up now. I promise I won't leave bruises!"

All of the agents look at each other.

Then Mini Karey held her hand up.

The Chief turns to her.

"Mini Agent Kitten!? You did all this!?" he asks angrily.

"No." Mini Karey started. "I just wanna make a suggestion, that we should check the surveillance cameras to see who did this."

"Great idea, Mini Agent Kitten." the Chief said. "Let's go check those cameras! It was probably Money Bags or the Chameleon!"

Then he and most of the agents go check the cameras in TUFF.

In the camera room.

The Chief and most of the agents check the surveillance cameras.

"Alright, villain or villains." the Chief started. "Let's see your asses!"

Then they all see Dudley putting up all of the safety memory foam and bubble wrap around TUFF.

The agents gasps and the Chief growls angrily.

"It was Dudley!" shouted one background poser agent.

"GRRRRRRRRRR! AGENT PUPPY!" the Chief shouted as Dudley comes in with Kitty in tow and holding her stomach.

"You rang, Chief?" Dudley asks with a wide grin on his face as the audience laughs.

"YOU PUT SUPER SAFETY FOAM AND BUBBLE WRAP IN HERE!" the Chief shouted loudly. "NOW EVERYTHING IS COVERED UP & EVERYONE IS CONFUSED!"

It shows Agent Horse now, looking panicked.

"AHHHHHH! WHERE'S MY HAY & COFFEE!?" he shouted loudly. "HOW CAN I BE ALL SNOOTY AND MAKE SNIDE REMARKS WITHOUT MY HAY & COFFEE!? I CAN'T! I JUST CAN'T!"

"Good." Kitty whispers to Dudley. "He needs to lay off that shit anyways. His dick is small and puny. Just like the Chief's and Keswick's!"

The audience laughs at this.

"Now, where's my gun!?" the Chief asks super enraged and pissed now. "I'm gonna blast his stupid ass to the fucking moon!"

Then he went over to the weapon case and opens it. He takes out a blaster and turns it up to the 'Surface of the Sun' setting.

"Time to say your prayers, Agent Puppy!" the Chief shouted as he aims the blaster at Dudley.

Then the old TUFF Puppy theme song plays from the blaster.

The audience laughs at this.

The Chief looks at the blaster.

"Hey! This isn't a blaster!" he shouted. "This is a toy!"

Roz turns to Kitty.

"What the hell's going on here, sis?" she asks. "Why is everything in super safety memory foam and bubble wrap. And why have the weapons been replaced with toys?"

Kitty turns to her and started explaining everything to her.

"And now. I'm worry about Dudley." she concluded. "I think, he might take all of this to the extreme. You know, how he always take things to the extreme."

"Yeah." Roz replies. "I know. I guess, we're gonna have grin & bear it for awhile."

The Chief overhears them and turns to the other agents.

"I guess, we're gonna have to put up with the super soft memory foam and bubble wrap for awhile, agents." he said.

The other agents groaned.

"Come on now." the Chief said. "We're TUFF agents. We can handle anything!"

Then the agents started murmuring in agreement.

"Now." the Chief said. "Let's go on with our day."

"Right Chief!" all of the agents said in unison as the audience laughs.

Then they went off to do their work.

During the workday.

All of the agents were still trying to get used to the new changes that Dudley had maded.

Roz sits down in her super soft memory foam chair and she sinks down a bit.

"Whoo!" she said. "This is super soft!"

Kitty was typing on her computer and was checking and updating criminals' statuses as Dudley kept an eye on her.

"Are you okay, Kit-Kat?" he asks.

"Yeah, Dudleykins." she said. "I'm okay!"

"Good!" Dudley said. "Want anything?"

"No thanks, baby." Kitty replies. "I'm fine."

"Great!" Dudley said as he turns back to his computer.

Karey was returning from the break room with a can of soda.

"Ahhhhhhh!" she said as she sighs. "Time to do some work!"

Then she walks up to her cubical when she stops in her tracks.

"What the fuck!?" she asks. "I'm stuck in the super soft memory foam!"

She tries to pull herself from the memory foam.

"Grrrrrrr!" she said. "Stupid foam!"

She keeps tugging & pulling her legs from the foam, until she gets undone.

"AHHHHHHH!" Karey hollers as she lands in her chair without her boots.

She looks up to see that her bare peds were exposed.

"Ahhh, dammit!" she sniffs angrily. "Not again!"

Mini Karey walks up to her.

"What's wrong, regular me." she asks.

"My boots are stuck in the super soft memory foam again, mini me." Karey said.

"Oh." Mini Karey said as she went to get Karey's boots out of the foam. "My feet only sink down in the foam."

She gives Karey her boots back and Karey puts them back on.

"Here, Regular me." she said.

"Thanks, mini me." Karey said as she puts her boots back on.

Agent chicken steps on the bubble wrapping.

"AHHHHH!" she hollers loudly as the audience laughs.

She keeps stepping on the bubble wrap again.

"AHHHHH!" she hollers.

Julie walks in to the Chief's office.

The bubble wrapping was popping underneath her black high heel stilettos.

"I've got your reports, Herbert." she said.

The Chief was popping on the bubble wrap for fun.

"Wheeeee!" he hollers in excitement as he pops the bubble wrap as the audience laughs.

"Uh, Herbert." Julie shouted. "What are you doing?"

The Chief stops popping on the bubble wrap and turns to her.

"Just set the reports on my desk, Julie." he said.

"Okay?" Julie said as she sets the report on his desk. "I see that you're having fun on the bubble wrap."

"No." the Chief lied. "I'm not."

"Okay?" Julie said. "Bye weirdo."

Then she walks uncomfortable away as the Chief looks at her and the audience laughs.

Kitty then tries to push away from her cubical but the wheels on her chair sinks down into the super soft memory foam.

"Awww, dammit!" she sniffs.

Then she stands up or tries too, but she falls back down into the chair.

The audience laughs.

Roz turns to her.

"Having trouble, sis?" she asks as the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "I'm trying to shred these papers."

"I'll help you with that, sis." Roz said as she pushes away from her cubical.

"Thanks, sis." Kitty said as she gives Roz the papers.

Then Roz goes to the shredder with her feet sinking a bit down in the super soft memory foam.

At lunch time.

The agents were in the break room having their lunch.

Dudley was going through Kitty's lunch making sure there weren't anything sharp or dangerous in her food.

"Good!" Dudley said with a smile on his face. "Enjoy your lunch, Kit-Kat!"

Then his stomach rumbles loudly and the audience laughs.

"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "I gotta go take a shit! Pardon me, Kit-Kat!"

Then he rushes off to the bathroom.

Kitty sighs and looks at her so-called lunch.

All of the agents stare at her.

Kitty looks up at them.

"What?" she asks them.

"Please do something about Dudley!" the agents shouted loudly. "Tell him to fix everything back to the way they were, or we're gonna kill him and make you a widow!"

"I agree with all of you guys." Kitty started. "Dudley's new choices are worrying me a lot, which can actually be harmful for the baby."

"Yeah." Roz said. "That's why you gotta think of something to make him to put a stop to all of this fucking craziness!"

"Yeah!" All of the background poser agents exclaims in unison as the audience laughs. "We beg of you, Kitty!"

"Alright. Alright." Kitty said. "I will think of a way to break it to him."

"Good!" the Agents said.

Then everyone including Kitty & Roz eat their lunch.

At DOOM HQ.

Snaptrap and the other DOOM members were sitting around in robes, having themselves some chocolate chip cookies and milk.

"Mmmmmmm! These chocolate chip cookies are delicious!" Francisco said as he takes a giant bite from his cookie.

"Yeah!" Bad Dog said. "Ms. Ricki sure can bake some cookies!"

"Hell, yeah!" Larry added as the audience laughs. "They taste way better than Snaptrap's 'Evil Bad Guy Cookies'! He would always give me the burned ones!"

"Hey! I give you the bad ones because I care, Larry!" Snaptrap sniffs as he rolls his eyes as the audience laughs.

"Thanks, guys." Ricki said. "I do cook better than lame-ass Snappy!"

Snaptrap growls angrily as the audience laughs.

"I HATE BEING CALLED SNAPPY!" he shouted loudly.

"Whatever." Ricki said as she rolls her eyes and the audience laughs. "Anyways, I have the perfect evil plan!"

"Oooh!" all of the DOOM members oohed in unison as the audience laughs. "What is it, Ms. Ricki?"

"Well, first of all. We build some sort of gravity ray." Ricki started. "And then we use that gravity ray at some banks, and armored vehicles. Making them dump all of their millions and millions of cash. Then we grab all of the free cash! Then we can go use it on the TUFF headquarters and lift it all the way up into outer space. Now, is that a plan or is that a plan?"

"Wow! That's sure is the perfect evil plan, Mrs. Ricki." Leather Teddy said.

"Yeah!" Larry exclaims as he turns to Snaptrap. "What do you think of that, Snaptrap?"

"It's okay. I guess." said Snaptrap. "But it's not gonna be better than my evil plan!"

Then he takes out a piece of paper and sets it on the table.

"Here's my plan!" Snaptrap started. "We go to the playground..."

Everyone rolls their eyes and groans loudly as the audience laughs.

"What is up with you & kids!?" Ricki asks. "We're not gonna get anywhere with you always including spoiled-ass brat kids into everything!"

"YEAH!" the DOOM members agree with her. "What a lame-ass!"

"Hmmmph!" Snaptrap sniffs angrily. "Fucking meanies!"

Ricki then takes off her robe to expose her daily clothing.

"It's a good thing, that I have Larry maded this gravity ray last week too!" she said as Larry gives her the gravity ray. "Now, let's go and try this thing out everyone!"

Then all of the DOOM members take off their robes and go out to the Petropolis First National Bank.

Snaptrap sulks angrily.

"Fucking whore!" he sniffs.

Ricki walks back to him and grabs him by the groin with a pair of rusty pliers.

"I heard that, fuckface!" she sniffs angrily as the audience laughs. "Now, let's go!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BALLS!" Snaptrap hollers in pain as the audience laughs.

Then she drags him out of DOOM.

At Petropolis First National Bank.

Ricki aims the gravity ray at the building now.

The beam comes out of the ray and it surrounds the building. Then the building raises up from the ground.

"IT WORKS!" Larry exclaims.

Then the building turns over and all of the money comes out from the bank as well as the people. Then the ray puts the bank back down to the ground and puts the people back into the bank.

"Great!" Ricki said as she aims the gravity ray at the money and puts the money into the DOOM truck. "That was successful!"

"Yeah!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily. "It's a good thing, that I had Larry builted that!"

"YOU!?" Ricki asks. "I had him do it! Not your ass!"

Then she punches him in the nose.

"My nose!" bitches Snaptrap as the audience laughs.

"Ha! Serves you right!" Francisco laughs.

Ricki then turns to the DOOM members.

"Alright, everyone." she started. "Let's go to another bank!"

Then all of the DOOM members get into the DOOM truck and then speeds off towards another bank.

At Republic Bank of Petropolis.

Ricki sees that the bank had armored vehicles out in front of it.

"Great! The bank is being filled up with cash!" she said. "This is the perfect time to strike! Come on, guys!"

Then they all rush out of the DOOM truck and Ricki aims the gravity ray at the armored vehicles and bank.

The ray grabs the armored vehicles & bank and tip them over. All of the money went into the DOOM truck. The ray sets the bank back and dropping the armored trucks down to the ground.

"Yeah!" Bad Dog exclaims. "We're in the cash now!"

"SHUT UP, MUTT!" Snaptrap shouted at Bad Dog. "You're not supposed to be talking! Just stand there and look stupid!"

Bad Dog sulks angrily at Snaptrap.

Ricki throws a stone at Snaptrap's ugly face.

The audience laughs.

"OW! MY FACE!" he bitches as the audience laughs.

"Ha! What a fucking loser!" Larry laughs.

"Fucking rat!" Ricki sniffs as she throws him into the DOOM truck. "Let's find some more shit, fellas!"

Then DOOM get into the truck and speeds off for the next bank.

Back at TUFF HQ sometime later.

Kitty was typing on her computer.

Dudley looks over to her.

"Are you okay, Kit-Kat?" he asks her.

"Yeah, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I'm doing fine."

"Good!" Dudley said with a smile on his face as he turns back to his computer.

Roz turns to Kitty.

"Kitty." she started. "Tell him!"

"Okay, Roz." Kitty said as she turns to Dudley. "Dudleykins."

Dudley turns to her.

"What is it, Kit-Kat?" he asks. "Do you want your feet to massaged?"

"That's sweet of you, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "But I really want you to..."

But before she can continue, the TUFF red alarm goes off.

Keswick runs up to everyone.

"DOOM haves a gr-gr-gravity ray and is using it to rob banks and steal from a-a-armored vehicles!" he exclaims.

The Chief rolls up on his portable monitor next to him.

"And according to this intel. Snaptrap and his assholes are gonna come to TUFF and sent us and the entire headquarters out into outer space." he shouted. "They must be stopped!"

Kitty then stands up with a stern look on her face.

"It's time to roll out!" she said.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You can't go out on a dangerous mission, Kitty." Dudley said. "You might hurt the baby."

"WHAT!?" Kitty asks angrily. "Dudley, it's my..."

Dudley takes out a small bag full of catnip.

"Who wants some catnip?" he asks as the audience laughs.

"I DO!" Kitty exclaims loudly with a wide smile on her face as the audience laughs.

"Good!" Dudley said as he shakes the baggie of catnip in her face. "Now, go get it!"

Then he throws the small baggie of catnip into a giant indestructible hamster ball.

"CATNIP!" Kitty shouted with glee as the audience laughs.

She runs into the giant indestructible hamster ball and Dudley locks it behind her.

Kitty then rushes up to the locked door.

"DUDLEY! LEMME OUT!" she shouted as she beats on the indestructible hamster ball door.

"Sorry, Kitty." Dudley said. "I can't do that. I'm doing it for your and the baby's own good! Now you're both safe from harm. And you can't leave TUFF because the hamster ball is so fucking big and its indestructible."

"Well, looks like we're gonna have to do this without Kitty." Roz said as she stands up.

"Yeah.." Karey said.

"Ditto." Devon added.

Dudley turns to them.

"Come on guys." he started. "We can do this without Kitty. It's DOOM. They're really easy to tackle. We're just gonna have to work just as hard now, since Kitty's pregnant for the next couple months. Now c'mon. Let's go stop Snaptrap!"

"Yeah!" Roz said. "Let's do this for Kitty!"

"Yeah!" Karey exclaims.

"Ditto!" Devon added as the audience laughs.

Then the TUFF quartet runs to the tubes which leads to the TUFF garage. Then they jumped into their cars and speeds off towards one of the banks DOOM was at.

Kitty was annoyed & pissed in the giant indestructible hamster ball.

"This fucking sucks!" sniffs Kitty angrily. "It's bad enough that Dudley's having me wear my white flats which makes me a bit shorter. Now, he have me in a fucking giant hamster ball that's indestructible! Fuck!"

Then her ears go down in anger.

At the First Bank of Petropolis.

DOOM had just stole all of the money from the bank and the armored vehicles.

Ricki then drops everything with the gravity ray.

"There!" she said. "I think, we got all the money that the DOOM truck can handle!"

"Yeah." Francisco said. "It's filled to the brim!"

"Goody!" Snaptrap exclaims happily. "Then when we get done doing this stupid plan, then we can do my perfect plan!"

Ricki then throws a steak knife at him.

"Owee!" Snaptrap bitches as the audience laughs. "That smarts!"

"It's smarter than your stupid ass, Snappy!" Ricki said as the audience laughs.

"HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Mrs. Ricki!" Leather Teddy exclaims.

"Yeah!" the skunk dude from the episode; 'Cruisin' for a bruisin' exclaims happily. "He's a fucking loser!"

The audience laughs.

"Ha! I really love it when Ricki tortures Snaptrap and demeans him at every turn." Larry laughs loudly as the audience laughs. "It just makes me so warm & happy inside!"

The audience laughs again.

"Now, let's go before those TUFF assholes comes in and arrests us!" Ricki said.

Just as she said that. Roz's car & Devon's car pulls up to them.

Roz, Dudley, Karey & Devon jumps out of the cars with their weapons drawned.

"Not so fast, DOOM!" Roz said.

"Your asses is going to jail!" shouted Dudley.

"That's for sure!" Devon said.

Snaptrap turns to Ricki and the henchmen.

"SHOOT THEM, BOYS!" he shouted.

"With pleasure!" Ricki and the DOOM henchmen said in unison as they took out their weapons and started shooting at TUFF.

The TUFF quartet jumps behind their cars and shoots back. Or well tried to anyways.

"Hey!" Devon exclaims. "Why aren't our weapons shooting!?"

Roz then looks at her weapon.

"Wait a minute." she started. "These aren't our weapons! These are the toys guns, that Dudley replaced our weapons with!"

"It is?!" Karey asks as she looks at the weapon she was holding. "It is! Dammit, Dudley!"

"Sorry, Karey." Dudley said. "I'm trying to keep Kitty and the baby safe."

"Well thanks, Dudley!" Devon said. "Thanks to you. We're done for!"

Ricki notices the TUFF agents wasn't shooting.

"Hey! They're not shooting back!" she exclaims.

Snaptrap sees this.

"Hey! They're not!" he said as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs. "Let's get them, boys!"

"WITH PLEASURE!" all of DOOM exclaims in unison.

Then they started going over to the cars where the TUFF quartet was taking cover.

Back at TUFF HQ.

Kitty was still sulking.

"Grrrrrr! Dudley has gone too far this time!" she sniffs angrily.

Keswick walks by her.

"Haw-Haw!" he laughs. "You can't get a-a-anywhere! Haw-Haw!"

"Grrrrrr! Fucking skinny-ass punk!" Kitty growls angrily.

Then a transmission comes into all of the TUFF's monitors now.

It was Karey.

"Come in, chief! Anyone!" she shouted.

The Chief appears on his monitor next to one of the TUFF's monitors.

"What is it, Agent Kitten?" he asks.

"Dudley had replaced our blasters & guns with toys!" Karey exclaims. "We can't fight DOOM, since they're firing their guns at us! We need help right away at the First Bank of Petropolis!"

"I'll get help to you as soon as possible, Agent Kitten!" the Chief exclaims.

Then the transmission ends.

The Chief turns to the rest of the agents.

"Alright, agents." he started. "Which one of you wanna go out and help the TUFF quartet?"

There was no response as the cricket chirps loudly.

The Chief looks down at the cricket.

"How about you, Agent Cricket?" he asks. "Wanna go out and help them?"

"No, thanks!" Agent Cricket sniffs. "I might get squished by the stupid rat again!"

"I wish, I can help." Kitty said in a sad tone.

Then Mini Kitty & Mini Dudley walks up to the giant indestructible hamster ball now.

"Hey, Regular me!" Mini Kitty greeted.

"Hey, Regular Kitty!" Mini Dudley greeted cheerfully.

Kitty turns to them and sighs mournfully.

"Hey, Mini me. Hey, Mini Duds." she said.

"What's wrong, Regular me?" Mini Kitty asks.

"It's just Dudley locked me up in this giant indestructible hamster ball to keep me and the baby safe. And to keep me from going out to do dangerous missions. I'm so fucking pissed!" Kitty explains.

"Awww." Mini Dudley said as his ears go down.

"I must think of a plan to get out of the headquarters and go down and help out my friends and husband!" Kitty said.

Mini Kitty & Mini Dudley thinks of something.

"I GOT IT, REGULAR ME!" Mini Kitty exclaims.

"What is it, Mini me?" asks Kitty.

"TUFF haves a giant pinball launcher and system which goes citywide!" Mini Kitty exclaims.

"Yeah!" Mini Dudley said. "It's all cool and shit like that! We need to launch off a giant pinball like item and it's off it goes!"

Then he looks at the giant indestructible hamster ball Kitty was in. Then back at Mini Kitty.

Mini Kitty smiles.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" she asks him.

"Yeah, Mini Kitty!" Mini Dudley said. "I wonder if that Alexis girl from Playboy is available to have dinner with me and then we do some after dinner games?"

The audience laughs at him.

"No, Mini Dudley." Mini Kitty said.

"Well, that's what I'm thinking about, Mini Kitty." Mini Dudley said. "And now, I'm thinking about pigging out on some Skittles along with some Orange sherbet and citrus Homey Holla too!"

The audience laughs.

"No, Mini Dudley." started Mini Kitty. "We can use the giant indestructible hamster ball Regular me is in as a giant pinball into the giant citywide pinball system. Then we launch her off. Hopefully, she lands at the First Bank of Petropolis to help out the TUFF quartet."

"Oh yeah." Mini Dudley said. "That can work too."

"Great idea, Mini me!" Kitty exclaims. "Let's do it!"

Then Mini Kitty presses a button which opens the trap door underneath the giant indestructible hamster ball. The giant hamster ball falls down into a giant chute. Then Mini Kitty presses another button which pulls the plunger on the pinball launcher system and the plunger hits the giant indestructible hamster ball and Kitty was off.

"Good luck, regular me." Mini Kitty said. "Good luck!"

Kitty's ball pings and bounces off of flippers in the citywide pinball system.

"WHEE!" Kitty exclaims happily. "THIS IS SO FUCKING FUN! I'M SAFE AND I WON'T HURT THE BABY! And I thought this was a waste of time and money!"

She pings into another flipper and she keeps going.

"YEAH!" Kitty exclaims.

She passes by the elementary school.

The Little Chipmunk girl gasps.

"Teacher. Teacher!" she exclaims. "I just saw a cat in a giant pinball!"

The teacher turns to her.

"Little Chipmunk girl! Interrupt my class again and you're getting five months detention!" the teacher shouted.

"But I really did see it!" the Chipmunk girl exclaims.

"Okay. Five months of detention!" the teacher said as he writes down the words detention next to the Little Chipmunk girl's name.

"Oh, fudge!" the Little Chipmunk girl sniffs as the audience laughs.

Kitty then bounces off a bumper which was by the Chameleon's house.

The house collapses onto the Chameleon who was relaxing inside.

"WHOO HOO! YEAH!" Kitty shouted with glee as she watches the rock house collapsed.

The Chameleon sticks his head out from the rubble.

"Oh man!" he said. "I knew I had gas, but damn!"

Then some more of the house falls ontop of him.

The audience laughs at this.

Back at First Bank of Petropolis.

DOOM was winning.

"Ah ha!" Snaptrap exclaims loudly. "I did it! I did it! I finally defeated TUFF! Yeah!"

Ricki then looks at him and clears her throat.

"What do you mean you?" she asks. "We did all of the work. You just stood there; texting on your iphone!"

"Yeah!" Francisco said. "You're so fucking useless, Snaptrap!"

"Yeah!" Skunk dude included.

"I'm not useless!" Snaptrap exclaims as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs. "I'm in charge here!"

"Yeah, right." Larry said snootily.

"Anyways." Snaptrap said as he raises his weapon at Dudley's head. "Let's destroy these four TUFF agents and then go to TUFF and sent it to Cheese land!"

"No, stupid!" Ricki sniffs. "We send it off to outer space!"

"Yeah." Snaptrap said. "That."

Then he and rest of the DOOM agents put their fingers on the triggers.

"Now time to perish!" Snaptrap shouted as he rolls his eyes crazily.

Then Kitty comes in with her giant indestructible hamster ball off of the citywide pinball system.

"WHEEE!" Kitty exclaims loudly.

Then she lands ontop of DOOM and crushes them.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" DOOM exclaims in pain. "Pain & hurt!"

"Take that, assholes!" Kitty sniffs as the audience applaudes for her.

Roz and her partners stand up.

"Thanks for saving us, sis!" she said. "Those assholes were overpowering us and we couldn't fight like we usually can."

"Yeah." Karey said.

"KITTY! DOING THAT WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THAT YOU CAN EVER DO!" Dudley shouted. "YOU COULD'VE KILLED THE BABY BY DOING THAT EXTREMELY STUPID THING!"

Everyone just rolls their eyes as the audience laughs.

Karey walks up behind Dudley and gives him a brutal Queen Karate Cat Chop to the head which knocks him unconscious.

The audience laughs at this.

"Thank you, Karey." Kitty said. "He was starting to get on my fucking nerves."

"You're welcome, Kitty." Karey said.

"Now, let's get these DOOM assholes off to jail." Roz said as she pushes Kitty's ball off of the squashed DOOM.

Snaptrap wearily looks up.

"I will...plot my revenge!" he said in a weak voice.

"You suck, Snaptrap!" Ricki sniffs as the audience laughs.

"Ahhh, shut the fuck up!" sniffs Devon as she starts arresting Snaptrap & Francisco.

"Fucking losers!" Roz said as she arrests Ricki and Larry.

"That's for sure!" Karey said as she arrests Bad Dag and the skunk dude.

Back at TUFF HQ sometime later.

Kitty was finally out of the giant hamster ball and the Chief had give her an medal.

"Congratulations, Agent Katswell-Puppy." he said. "For rescuing and saving your partners from a awful end!"

Then all of the agents cheers and applaudes for her as did the audience.

Keswick walks up to the Chief.

"Chief. Agent K-K-Katswell-P-P-Puppy also did something else too!" he said.

"And what's that, Keswick?" the Chief asks.

Keswick smiles.

"Agent K-K-Katswell-P-P-Puppy have broken the TUFF city p-p-pinball record!" he exclaims loudly.

"I have?" Kitty asks.

"Yeah!" Keswick said as he takes out a long list. "I've got the r-r-results right here!"

He shows her the results.

"Wow! I really did!" Kitty exclaims loudly with a smile on her face.

"Let's give her another medal for breaking the TUFF city pinball record!" the Chief added.

Then Kitty is given the second medal.

"YEAH!" Kitty exclaims as the audience applaudes for her again.

Dudley wakes back up.

"Huh? What happened?" he asks.

"Kitty had just won two medals!" Devon said. "One for saving the four of us from DOOM. And the second one for breaking the TUFF city pinball record!"

"WHAT!?" Dudley exclaims. "SHE DID!?"

"Just calm down, Duds." Devon said. "She didn't do anything wrong."

Then Kitty walks over with Roz & Mini Kitty. She sits down next to Dudley.

She turns to him.

"Dudleykins." Kitty started. "I know that you're really looking out for me and the baby, but the fact of you being overprotective is gonna kill you and everyone else. Thanks for caring about my safety."

Then she looks at him in the eyes.

"Things will be okay as long we take things slow and just enjoy our lives the way they are." Kitty said. "And take things carefully and nice & easy."

Dudley sighs.

"Okay, Kit-Kat." he said. "I will take it easy. For everyone and for us for now on."

Roz, Devon, and Mini TUFF cheers for Dudley.

"That's great, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she gives Dudley a kiss on the cheek. "So, ready to check out for the day? It's getting close to punching out time."

"Yes, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.

"Good." Kitty said as Dudley helps her up. "I wonder, what mom is gonna cook tonight?"

"Forget calling your mom to make dinner tonight." Dudley said. "I'm gonna take you out to El Mexicana for dinner!"

Kitty then thinks about it.

"Nah. How about we get subs from Philly's Subs?" she suggested.

"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "That sounds good!"

The Chief turns to all of the agents now.

"Since, I'm feel like in a good mood and all that shit." he started. "Everyone is dismissed for the next month!"

"YEAH!" all of the agents exclaimed as the audience laughs. "LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

Then everyone leaves TUFF.

Later at Kitty's & Dudley's house.

Kitty was laying on her bed, eating her turkey, ham, bacon, provolone, cheddar, I can't believe it's mayo and mustard sub, which is called; The Iverson Special.

"Mmmmmm!" she said as she takes a bite from her sub. "This sub is delicious!"

Dudley was massaging Kitty's feet.

"It sure is, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he massages her feet.

"Whew! This has been some day!" Kitty said. "It was a hard & trying one!"

"Sorry for that by the way, Kit-Kat." said Dudley. "You know? With everything that happened. I almost got everyone killed by Snaptrap and his assholes."

"That's okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I'm just so glad, that I arrived there just in time before those DOOM assholes can killed you."

"And starting tomorrow. I will start removing the super soft memory foam and the bubble wrap." Dudley said. "And then get the gas turned back on for the stove. Then I will take off the locks from the cabinets and I will take off the covers from the electrical outlets too!"

"Now, that's the way I like to hear my Dudleykins talk!" Kitty said.

"After all that. I'm gonna give you a rubdown!" Dudley said as he massages her feet firmer now.

"That sounds lovely, Dudleykins!" Kitty said in a sexy tone.

Soon, Dudley was done massaging Kitty's small feet now.

"Comfortable?" Dudley asks Kitty as he gets into the bed now.

"Yeah!" Kitty said. "Ready to end the chapter now, Dudleykins?"

"Yeah, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Then we can relax!"

"Okay." Kitty said.

Then she turns to the camera now.

"I hope you all enjoyed this chapter." she started. "Dudley freaked out from over a video. And I with the help of the Minis, I broke the TUFF city pinball record and defeated DOOM! And the baby's doing perfectly! Tune into the next chapter! It's gonna be just as good!"

Then she & Dudley do a pose and the audience applaudes as The Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.