The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
The Maid
This chapter is original idea, but the script was given to me by DarkMadgeDragon and MylittleAlexis. Kitty's having more & more weird cravings, which makes it a little harder for her to move around and do stuff around the house. And Dudley has been left to do all of the chores around the house for the next few months and it starts to play hell on him. So, he & Kitty decided to hire a maid. Meanwhile, Roz goes out a personal date with a model. Like always, relax, read, & review!
It was a cold and rainy November day in Petropolis. The recent rain & wind storm had blown off all of the leaves in the trees. Daylight Savings Time had ended and everyone had set their clocks back, which confused some people and especially the drunks.
Anyways, it was cold and rainy outside. No much people outside. Well, except for stupid ole Zippy & maybe Snaptrap. But enough about those two assholes. Let's see what the main star of this fic series are up too!
It shows Kitty laying back in her recliner now watching tv.
The audience cheers, whoos, whistles, & applaudes for her.
Her stomach was bigger than it was four weeks ago.
Kitty turns her head.
"Dudleykins! Can you bring me something to eat?" she asks. "Please?"
Then Dudley walks in with a tray of food and some drinks.
The audience whoos, whistles & applaudes for him.
"Here you go, Kit-Kat!" he said as he puts the tray of food and drinks onto Kitty's lap. "Here's your favorite food! Five Girls' super duper bacon triple cheeseburger with some watermelon jello ontop of the bacon! Nice fluffy waffles smothered in nacho cheese sauce and maple syrup! A small pepperoni pizza with whip cream and cherry on top! Also here are some BBQ rib tips from Penny's Billiard & ribs with some Frida bar cake from Frida's La Comida. Octopus balls with mint cream on top of chicken and dumplings. All with a tall glass of orange juice and citrus Homey Holla!"
"Great, Dudleykins!" Kitty exclaims as she picks up the super duper bacon triple cheeseburger with the watermelon jello and takes a huge bite as the audience laughs. "Mmmmmmm! Delicious!"
"Hee!Hee! Cute!" laughs Dudley.
Kitty keeps eating.
"Mmmmmmmm!" she said.
Dudley sits on the couch.
"So, is there anything you need done, Kit-Kat?" he asks her.
"Yes, Dudleykins." started Kitty. "Can you do the dusting for me, please?"
"Sure, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he stands up from the couch. "Where's the duster at?"
Kitty laughs.
"Silly, Dudley." she started. "I don't use a duster. I use an old piece of cloth next to the couchside table. Right next to you."
Dudley then sees the old piece of cloth on the couchside.
"Oh! I see." Dudley said as he grabs the old piece of cloth as the audience laughs. "I got it, Kit-Kat!"
Then he started dusting all of the furniture.
"Careful around my expensive vases, Dudleykins." said Kitty as she eats her food.
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he dusts Kitty's expensive sculptures and vases carefully.
Meanwhile at Penny's Billiards & Ribs.
Roz was playing some matches against Keswick.
There was some money involved in these games too. And Roz was winning all of the matches.
Russell and Penny were sitting there watching the games as well as some of the other patrons.
Keswick was lining up his shot.
He hits the cue ball. The cue ball misses the rest of the balls on the table.
The audience laughs at this.
"Awww, d-d-dammit!" Keswick sniffs angrily. "I missed!"
"Ha!Ha!" Roz laughs. "It's my turn!"
She lines up her shot. She hits the cue ball and it hits the balls. Then all of the balls go around the table with all of them going into each of the corner pockets.
"WHOO! Way to go, Rozzie baby!" Russell exclaims as he applaudes for her.
"YEAH!" Roz exclaims loudly as the audience laughs & applaudes for her. "I sure beat ole Kesdick!"
"These p-p-pool cues are fixed!" Keswick sniffs. "They're m-making me fa-fa-fuck up and lose!"
"Hey!" Penny sniffs. "There's nothing wrong with those pool cues! You just suck at this game!"
"And besides." Roz said. "I have my own pool cue, which I won back in June 1996 from a pool tournament! Oh yeah! June 1996! That was a good summer!"
"Matter of fact, Rozzie. 1996 was a good year!" Russell exclaims. "Also 1998 was a good year too!"
"Hell. The 90's were the fucking best!" Penny exclaims.
The audience cheers & applaudes at this for two minutes.
"Well, w-w-whatever the case. I want an re-re-rematch, Agent Katswell!" Keswick sniffs.
Roz laughs.
"You don't have anymore money, Kesdick." she laughs. "Speaking of which. Gimme my money!"
"Alright! Alright!" Keswick sniffs as he takes out his wallet. "How m-m-much is it by the w-way?"
"Well, we played seven games." Roz started. "And all the games were eight balled. And we betted $250 dollars per ball for per game. Which adds up to $2,000 dollars. And $2,000 dollars per game all adds up to; $14,000 dollars! So, you owe me $14,000 bucks, Kesdick!"
"D-D-Dammit!" Keswick sniffs as he takes out the money from his wallet. "That's all of the money I have!"
Roz takes the cash from him.
"Thank you, Kesdick." she said as she started counting the money. "Consider yourself lucky, Kesdick. I went easy on you. I could have gone $10,550 per ball for per game."
"Speaking of which, Rozzie." Russell started. "Next Thursday you have eight games against this guy named; Bunker."
The audience laughs at this.
"Thanks, Russell!" Roz said as she puts her money into her pocket. "I gotta prepare myself for that fucking chump by playing someone else."
She turns to Keswick.
"Alright, Kesdick. I'm done with you." Roz said.
Keswick then walks slowly away with his head down.
"I wonder, whose next?" Russell asks.
Then Jack runs up to the table.
"ME!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Ahhh! It's no one's friend and everyone's enemy; Jeff Bunny." Roz said as she purposely got Jack's name wrong as the audience laughs.
"It's Jack Rabbit!" Jack sniffs.
"Whatever." Roz said. "So, you wanna play against me?"
"Yes, Rosalinda." Jack said as he takes out a dark blue case and opens it. "I'm gonna beat Kitty Katswell's twin sister in pool!"
He takes out his own pool cue.
"I even got my own cue!" Jack exclaims as he starts setting his cue and the balls up.
Roz looks slyly at Russell and Penny. She smiles slyly at them.
Russell and Penny smiles slyly back at Roz and nods.
"Give it to him, Rozzie!" Russell said.
"Yeah!" Penny added. "Give it to his ass good!"
"Alright." Roz said. "I will!"
Then she picks up her pool cue.
"Okay, Josh!" Roz started. "I'm game!"
Jack laughs evilly.
"Hahahaha!" he laughs. "This is gonna be easy! Let's get started!"
"Alright!" Roz exclaims. "How about we do ten games. Ten-ball. And $500 dollars per ball?"
"Okay, Rose." Jack said."I'm game!"
Roz smiles evilly.
"Good. Good." she said as the audience laughs.
Then they both started the games.
Later.
The ten pools games were finished.
"Well then, Jake." Roz started. "Looks like, I won all ten games!"
Russell, Penny, and bystanders applaudes & cheers for her as the audience cheers & applaudes did also.
"Dammit!" Jack said as he puts his head down.
"Now you owe me $50,000 dollars, Jerk-ass!" Roz exclaims loudly.
Jack then takes out his wallet and gives Roz all of the money he had.
"Here it is. All of the $50,000 dollars." he said.
Roz looks at him.
"Hmmmm? Gimme your suit too!" she said as the audience laughs.
"What!? Rosey..." Jack started before being interrupted by Roz.
"NOW!" she shouted.
Jack then sighs and started taking off his black suit. And he was standing in his red polka-dotted boxers with a loose thread.
The female spectators laugh at Jack's skinny body.
"Here you go, Rose." he said as he gives her the black suit. "I hope, you're happy."
Then he disassembles his pool cue and puts it back into his case.
"Now. It's time for me to go now." Jack said. "So long, Raquel."
He leaves, but not before Roz grabs the thread to his boxers. It starts unraveling.
She smiles evilly as the audience laughs.
Russell laughs.
"Ha! Good one, Rozzie!" he said. "Looks like, you got enough money for your date with Alexis this week!"
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims. "I'm so excited! I can't wait to meet her! I've heard that she have some of the same likes & hobbies as I do!"
"That's great, Rozzie!" Russell exclaims as he looks at his watch. "Oh shit! It's passed lunchtime! Oh, man! I was planning on making us a perfect lunch too! And pretty soon, I will be heading off to work."
"So, they expect you to work out in the rain?" Roz asks.
"No. No. Not anything like that, Rozzie." Russell laughs. "I'm gonna do repairs on locomotives and rolling stock in a building."
"Oh." Roz said. "Okay."
Then she thinks.
"Russell. How about we go have lunch at Speedy Toni's?" she suggested.
"That's fine with me, Rozzie!" said Russell with a wide smile on his face.
"Great!" Roz said as she packs up her pool cue into her black pool cue case. "Don't worry. I'll pay. I've got plenty of money!"
The audience laughs at this as she and Russell leave Penny's Billiard and Ribs, but not before opening up an umbrella and holds it over them.
They walked out into the cold rain and into Russell's black pickup truck. Then they speed off to Speedy Toni's as a couple of cops arrests and beats up Jack for exposing himself in public.
Back at Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park sometime later.
Dudley was folding up clothes on the couch as Kitty was eating some gummy bears and gummy cats in her recliner.
Dudley turns to her.
"Am I folding these clothes right, Kit-Kat?" he asks as he shows her the clothes rolled up in a ball.
Kitty giggles.
"No. No. That's not right, Dudleykins baby." she said. "Gimme the clothes basket. I can do that. That doesn't take up too much energy."
"Okay." Dudley said as he gives Kitty the basket of clean laundry. "Is there anything else you want me to do?"
"Well, you can tend to my indoor garden of tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers, lettuces, and radishes to see if they're doing okay." Kitty said as she folds the clothes.
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he saluted as the audience laughs.
Then he goes into the room, where the indoor garden was.
Dudley picks up the watering can and some tiny pair of scissors.
"Time to check on and water Kit-Kat's veggies!" he said.
Then he went over to the vegetables.
The vegetables were growing perfectly and some of them were ready to be picked.
"The veggies look so delicious!" Dudley said. "I might even eat a salad from these veggies! Time to start watering some of them and clip some of their leaves!"
Then he starts clipping some of the excess leaves off of the vegetables and starts watering some of them.
"There! Now that's done." Dudley said. "Now to go tend to Kit-Kat!"
Then he leaves the indoor garden room and walks back to Kitty, who was just finishing up folding up the laundry.
Kitty looks up at him.
"Hey, Dudleykins." she greeted with a smile. "So, how are my vegetables?"
"They're doing okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "They look so delicious! And they're ready to get picked and be eaten!"
"That's nice, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "They're especially gonna taste delicious in my homemade blue cheese ranch dressing for the giant salad I'm planning on making when the vegetables are done growing."
"That sounds perfect, Kit-Kat!" exclaims Dudley. "I love your blue cheese ranch dressing! It haves real cut up blue cheese chunks, unlike that watery shit that they give you at Pizza House."
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty blushes.
"Thanks, Dudleykins." she said. "I can't wait to make that salad! I'm gonna put in a lot of bacon bits into it! Salt & pepper! Croutons! Cheese! Oh god! This salad is gonna taste great!"
Then Kitty let her legs down.
"It's time to get those vegetables!" she said.
"Here. Lemme help you up, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he went over to her and helps her up from her recliner.
"Thanks, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"Do you want help?" Dudley asks.
"Yes, baby." Kitty said. "Set up the bowls on the counter. And fill the sink up with cold water for me, please? Thank you."
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
Kitty smiles as she goes into the indoor garden room.
Dudley goes into the kitchen and does the chores.
Soon.
The chores that Kitty wanted done was done. Dudley was sitting back on the couch, watching tv. And Kitty was in the kitchen making the homemade blue cheese salad dressing and the giant salad.
"Oh boy!" Kitty exclaims. "This is gonna be a delicious salad! Hopefully, my Dudleykins will eat some of this salad!"
Then she put the blue cheese chunks into the dressing and stirs it. After she have done that, she puts the dressing into the freezer for a bit to cool it. She turns her attention to the vegetables and started cutting them up.
"Hmmm?" Kitty wonders to herself. "I wonder, if I should make something to go along with this salad? You know, something with meat or poultry?"
She sees a bottle of her own barbeque sauce and smiles.
"I got it! I'll make my own special southern fried chicken strips!" she exclaims.
Then she takes out the skillet and went over to the refrigerator. She takes out a packet of chicken breast fillets and a bag of flour. She sets the ingredients down and opens up the breast fillets. Then she starts preparing the dinner.
It cuts back to Dudley now. He was still watching his show. The show was called; The Dr. Meerkat show.
It shows Meerkat on the tv now.
He was talking to an overweight woman and her husband who were both foxes by the way.
"Mmmmhmmm! So tell me, what's the problem?" Meerkat asks in his annoying tone of voice.
The overweight female fox starts talking.
"Well, Dr. Meerkat. I wanna lose weight, but I love to eat." she said. "Is there something wrong with me?"
"Oh yes, darling." Meerkat started. "It's all of the ingredients of the food that you eat, that's causing you to gain so much of that fatting, disgusting, unattractive weight! You need to try some of this!"
He takes out a small jar of green stuff.
"Some of my wasabi! One bite of this stuff, will make you lose a lot of that disgusting weight!" exclaims Meerkat. "Mmmmhmmm!"
The fox husband looks at Meerkat at disgust.
"Wasabi? You're suggesting that she takes wasabi!?" he exclaims. "Doctor. If you're a real doctor that is. All she ever do is sit on the couch all day, watching lame court shows and bullshit talk shows like this! Each morning, she tells me that she's gonna go out and get a job. But when I get home, there she is on the couch. Fast asleep with a box of uneaten chocolate-dipped strawberries on her lap!"
Meerkat turns to the husband.
"Ewwww! A man!" he exclaims. "What are you doing here? This is supposed to be a health advice show for women! Are you being punished for something?"
Then the fox husband and the few male members of the Dr. Meerkat Show nods.
"Yeah! We are!" they said in unison as the Kitty Katswell Show audience laughs.
It cuts back to Dudley.
"What a bunch of pansies!" he said as he smells some aroma. "Mmmmmmm! What smells so good! I bet, that's gonna be our dinner!"
Then he starts drooling a lot now as the audience laughs.
"I CAN'T WAIT FOR DINNER!" Dudley exclaims.
Soon it was dinner time.
The married TUFF couple was enjoying themselves a perfect dinner which consisted of; Kitty's Southern Fried Chicken strips. Kitty's giant salad with her homemade blue cheese ranch dressing. And some chocolate cake balls, which Kitty had called; Chocolate Cat Balls.
"Mmmmmm! This sure is a delicious dinner, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims. "Hell. The salad is even delicious! And that's vegetables! And I usually hate vegetables!"
"Thank you, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she eats a chicken strip and a chocolate cat ball at the same time. "And you didn't turn green and vomit this time!"
The audience laughs.
"No I didn't!" Dudley said. "It seems like, you're becoming a better cook!"
"I know, baby." Kitty said with a self satisfied smile on her face as the audience laughs.
Then she takes out a wine bottle.
"Do you want some Akane Sparkling White Wine?" she asks as she takes the cork off of the wine bottle.
"Sure, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he holds his champagne class.
Then Kitty starts pouring the wine.
"Enjoy!" she said as Dudley takes a sip from his glass.
"Mmmmm! Not bad!" Dudley said. "The bubbles tickles my nose."
"Hee!Hee!Hee! It tickles my nose too!" Kitty laughs. "It's been awhile, since we actually talked, Dudleykins."
"It has?" Dudley asks.
"Yes." Kitty said.
"So, do you wanna talk then?" asks Dudley.
"Yes, please." said Kitty.
"Alright, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Let's talk!"
Then they both start talking.
Later.
It was almost 3:00 in the morning now. Kitty looks up at the clock.
"Holy fuck! It's almost 3:00 in the morning!" she exclaims.
"Damn! We're been talking for a long time, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Yeah!" Kitty said as she stretches. "Damn! I'm tired! I still need to wash the dishes."
Dudley holds his hand out to her.
"Don't worry about that, Kit-Kat!" he said as he stands up. "I'll clear the table and wash the dishes. You just sit there and relax. You've done a lot today for a person in your condition."
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said.
"After I'm done washing the dishes. I'm gonna help you up and then we can hit the bed." Dudley said.
"Alright, Dudley." said Kitty sleepily.
Then Dudley clears the table and collects all of the dishes at the table. He takes them into the kitchen. He turns on the dish washer and starts putting the dirty dishes into it. And the dish washer starts washing the dishes as Dudley throws away the empty wine bottle.
After what seemed like an eternity. All of the dishes were clean.
"Ahhhh! The dishes are done!" Dudley said as he takes the dishes from the dish washer. "Time to put them away and clean up the counter tops!"
Then he puts the dishes up and cleans up the counter tops.
Afterwards, Dudley looks at the clock.
It was 4:20.
"4:20?" Dudley asks as he yawns. "It's no wonder, I'm so tired. Better help Kitty off to bed."
He turn off the lights in the kitchen and go over to the dinner table, where Kitty was fast asleep.
"Awww! Doesn't she look so cute?" Dudley asks in a whisper as he carefully picks up Kitty from the chair she was sitting in. "Time for bed, baby."
He pushes the chair in and turn off the lights and tv. Then carefully carrying Kitty, they both went to their room for the night.
Three hours later.
Kitty's alarm clock goes off. Kitty wakes off and turns off the alarm.
"Oh, man! That was some sleep!" she said as she stretches.
Dudley weakly wakes up.
"Oh damn. It's time to wakeup already?" he asks as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty said as she stands up.
"It feels like, I just went to bed." Dudley said. "I think, I'm gonna go back to bed."
"Sorry. I can't let you do that, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "We gotta go back to work today."
"Ahhhh, fuck!" Dudley said as he gets out of bed.
"Don't worry, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I've give you some coffee. That'll keep you up."
"I hope so." Dudley said.
Soon, they were both dressed up for work.
Kitty grabs the keys for the new TUFF moblie.
"Are you ready, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"Yeah.." Dudley said before falling asleep.
He quickly wakes back up.
"I'M AWAKE!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Good!" Kitty said as she gives Dudley his lunch. "Let's go to TUFF now!"
Then they both walk out of the house and get into the TUFF moblie. Kitty presses a button, which puts the top up on the new TUFF moblie.
"There!" Kitty said. "Now, we're dry from the heavy rains!
"Uh huh..." Dudley said in a tired voice.
Then Kitty speeds off towards the TUFF headquarters.
At TUFF HQ.
Everyone was working hard.
The Chief rolls out on his portable monitor.
"Everyone. Can I have your attention!" he shouted.
Then all of the agents except Dudley turns to the Chief.
"Agent Puppy." the Chief barks. "Pay attention!"
Kitty elbows Dudley awake.
"I'M UP!" he shouted as the audience laughs. "I HAVE BUTTERED TOAST IN MY PANTS!"
"Uh, okay?" the Chief said as he turns his attention back to all of the other agents. "Anyways, agents. I would like to present agent Roz's commemorative plaque now!"
Then the Chief takes off the sheet over the commemorative plaque.
It shows the golden plaque with Roz standing with her head held up high.
All of the agents applaudes for Roz as did the audience.
Roz smiles.
"Congratulations, Agent Rozzie!" the Chief said.
"Way to go, Regular me!" Mini Roz cheers. "I'm so proud of you!"
"Congrats, Rozzie!" Devon said as she gives Roz a pat on the back.
"Way to go, sis!" Kitty said with a smile on her face. "Isn't that something, Dudleykins?"
"Huh? No Jersey! That's my 2ft. chili dog with extra chili, cheese, mustard, and ketchup!" Dudley said half asleep as the audience laughs.
Everyone stares at him.
"What?" Dudley asks.
Then everyone goes back to talking about Roz's golden commemorative plaque.
Kitty opens up Dudley's mouth and pours some sort of liquid down his throat. The audience laughs at this.
Dudley closes up his mouth.
"What was that, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks sleepily.
"That was a special brand of coffee to help keep you awake, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"Mmmmmm! Pumpkin spices!" Dudley said feeling a little bit more awake but still sleepy. "Love it!"
"Thanks, everyone!" Roz said. "I'm so glad to win that commemorative plaque!"
The Chief turns to her.
"Agent Roz. Your training is complete!" he said. "You may go out on solo missions now."
"Thanks, Chief!" Roz said. "But I would like to keep working along with my sister and my friends. But I do want to go out on solo missions sometimes."
"Okay, Agent Roz." the Chief said as he turns back to everyone else. "Alright, agents. To make this moment even more special. Here's a cake with celebrating Agent Roz's accomplishments!"
Then Julie pushes in a large layer cake that had Roz standing in a fighting pose.
"Here it is, Herbert!" she said with a smile on her face as she gives Roz the knife. "Let the guest of honor cut up the first slice!"
"Alright." the Chief said as he turns to Roz. "Start cutting up the cake, Agent Roz!"
"Right!" Roz said as she starts cutting up the cake.
Soon, everyone have a piece of cake now.
There was nothing but a big slice of cake left.
Agent Bacon looks at the last slice of cake.
"Oooh! Look at the last piece of that cake!" he awws. "That looks so fucking tasty!"
Roz sees him.
"Don't you think about it!" she shouted. "That last piece is for my Russell! You already have your piece of the cake!"
She takes the last piece of the cake and puts it on a saucer. Then she takes it into the break room's refrigerator and she puts the saucer behind some other items.
"There! Now the cake is safe for my Russell!" Roz said as she went back to the others.
Dudley was fast asleep.
Mini Roz notices this.
"Regular Duds is asleep." she said.
Mini Dudley walks up to Dudley.
"Wake up, regular me." he said as he nudges Dudley awake.
Dudley wakes back up.
"I'M UP!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs. "NUMBER#32 PIZZA WITH EVERYTHING ON IT! INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK!"
The audience laughs at this.
Everyone looks at Dudley with concern.
"Agent Puppy." the Chief started. "Are you on the shit again?"
"No. No! I'm not, Chief!" Dudley said quickly. "I'm not."
"Good." the Chief said. "There's enough crazy assholes working here already."
"You o-o-outta know." Keswick mutters.
The Chief turns to him.
"I heard that, Scientist!" he sniffs. "You're one of those crazy assholes!"
Keswick huffs and rolls his eyes.
"Alright, everyone." the Chief started. "Get back to work!"
Then everyone including Dudley went back to work.
Sometime later.
Dudley was nodding on and off again.
Karey turns to him.
"Hey, Duds. Did you check up on those criminals profiles?" she asks.
Dudley wakes up quickly.
"REST IN PIZZA!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
Karey stares at him.
"Um, Duds. Are you feeling okay?" she asks.
Dudley turns to her.
"Why of course I'm feeling okay, Mini Karey." he said. "How about we have some Lemon Morang Pie?"
"It's me, Duds. Regular sized Karey." Karey said.
"Oh." Dudley said. "I'm sorry, Karey. I didn't know, it was you. I'm sorry for sleeping with your sister. Or for stealing money from the bank."
Karey stands up and walks over to Kitty, who was reading her magazine; 'Home and Garden for Cats'.
"Kitty. Have you noticed how weird Dudley is acting today?" she asks her.
"You mean him nodding on and off?" Kitty asks. "And then wakes up and screams a bunch of ridiculous random shit?"
"Yeah." Karey said. "I'm afraid, he's gonna do something extremely dangerous! More than usual. It's a matter of time."
Then Karey goes back to her cubical, leaving Kitty to think about something.
Later on.
Dudley was still nodding on & off.
He was in the Snack Room getting something to drink which will keep him wide awake.
"Now, which one of these things are gonna keep me going..." Dudley said sleepily as he goes over to the very same panel with all the buttons from the episode; 'Puppy Love'.
He presses a button on the panel.
Then the red alarm goes off now.
"TUFF self-destruct button has been activated!" said the robotic voice. "Self-Destruct will happen in five minutes!"
Then Kitty, Roz, Devon, Karey, & the minis rush in.
"Duds haves accidently pressed the self-destruct button!" Devon exclaims.
"Oh, fuck!" Kitty shouted. "We gotta stop it, before TUFF self-destructs! Again!"
Then she and Roz runs over to the panel.
"Now which one of these buttons stop the countdown and stop the self-destruction?" Roz asks as she presses a button. "Maybe this one?"
Then an anvil falls down next to them.
"Nope. That's not it." Roz said. "That's the 'Drop a anvil on some asshole button'!"
The audience laughs as she presses another button.
It shows Bunker sitting in his chair at his house.
He turns his head.
"Edith! I am hearin' dat there ringin' again, huh!" he bitches loudly as the audience laughs.
"Archie! Drink your beer and the ringing will go away!" shouted Bunker's wife.
"Oh, well." Bunker said as he goes back to drinking his beer as the audience laughs.
"Nope. That's not it." Roz said. "That's the 'Fuck around with Bunker button'!"
The audience laughs again as she presses another button. "Maybe this is it?"
Then all of the alarms stops and the red lights stop flashing.
"Self-destruction has been cancelled permanently!" said the robotic voice.
"That was it, Regular me!" Mini Roz exclaims happily.
Kitty then looks over at Dudley, who was still struggling to stay awake.
"Dudleykins? Dudleykins?" she called to Dudley.
Dudley wakes up with a start.
"MEATHEAD!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
He notices Kitty.
"Hey, Kit-Kat." he said drowsily. "How are you?"
"I'm fine, Dudleykins." started Kitty. "I want you to go up to your private room and get some sleep in there."
"Ahhh!" Dudley started. "Feeling a little frisky, huh?"
"No." Kitty said. "You're extremely tired. You need your rest."
Then she turns to Mini Dudley.
"Mini Duds. Take him to his private room and set him on the couch in there." she said.
"Right, Regular Kitty!" Mini Dudley said as he saluted.
He grabs Dudley by the hand and walks him to his private room.
Kitty then starts thinking outloud.
"Oh my Dudleykins needs as much as a break as I do." she said.
"Yeah." Roz said as she looks at Kitty. "What did he do to make himself so fucking tired like that?"
"Well, yesterday. He was doing all of the chores around the house for me." started Kitty. "Since, it's getting harder for me to move around the house to do them."
"Oh." Roz said. "I see. I'm really concerned about Duds, especially since he tried to put my tail into the paper shredder earlier. It's a good thing, that I stopped him before he can actually hurt my tail."
"I'm sorry about that, sis." Kitty said. "If I don't do something about Dudley's sleepiness. I might get hurt and the baby will too. What should I do?"
Then she, Roz, Karey, & Devon all think of something.
"You can make him go to bed earlier?" Karey suggested.
"I can, Karey." said Kitty. "But he loves to stay up past 11 and midnight to watch Al Bundy and eat his pizza tots."
The audience laughs at this.
"So, that wouldn't do." Karey mutters.
"I've got it!" exclaims Devon.
"What is it, Devon?" Kitty asks.
"Why don't you hire a maid to do all of the cleaning?" suggested Devon. "That way, the maid will do the cleaning while you & Duds sit back and relax."
"I like that idea!" Karey said.
"Me too!" Roz said. "And the maid will have to cook too!"
"Hire a maid huh?" Kitty asks as she turns to the Minis. "How do you minis feel about this?"
"We love the idea, Regular Kitty!" the Minis exclaim in unison as the audience laughs. "We think, you should go with it!"
"Okay, girls." started Kitty. "I'm gonna discuss this with Dudley when he wakes up later. And then we both are gonna hold interviews so we both can pick a maid."
"That's great, sis!" Roz said as she looks at her gold sapphire watch that Karey gave her from her last birthday. "I've gotta leave early! I need to get ready for my date with Alexis! See you guys later!"
Then she went over to the TUFF time clock and punched out for the day. And she went to the refrigerator and took out the big slice of cake for Russell and puts it in a container and walks off.
"Have fun, Regular me!" Mini Roz shouted after her.
"So, when are you gonna start interviewing maids, Regular me?" Mini Kitty asks.
"On Saturday. Two days from now, Mini me." Kitty said.
"Oh. Okay then!" Mini Kitty said. "I thought, you would have it tomorrow and tomorrow's a bad day to have it. Since we're gonna be hanging out with Catastrophe, Chaos, and their minis for a little girl time."
"Don't worry about that, Mini me." Kitty started. "I won't miss that for the world! Now, let's all go to the break room for the rest of the day. There's barely any crime happening today anyways."
"Yeah!" all of the girls exclaim happily in unison as the audience laughs.
Then they all went to the break room to hang out.
At Roz's house.
Roz was thinking about what to wear.
"What should I wear?" she asks. "Should I wear this dark midnight blue St. DeLisle dress?"
Then she thinks about it.
"Yeah! I'll wear this sexy dress with these pair of black closed toed pumps with the 2 inch heels!" Roz exclaims. "I'll look great!"
Then she sets the dress and shoes on the bed. And then she takes off her clothes and goes into her shower.
Soon, she was done taking her shower and fixes up her hair while she was getting dressed.
Russell was sitting on Roz's couch when Roz walks out.
The audience whoos at her sexy appearance.
"So, how do I look, Russell?" she asks him as she strengthens out her dark blue collar with the tiny shappire diamonds that Russell got her for her birthday.
Russell's eyes go big and smiles widely as the audience laughs.
"You look hot & sexy, Rozzie baby!" he exclaims. "I bet Alexis is gonna love it!"
"Thank you, Russell baby." Roz said as she blushes. "There's a piece of cake that we had at work today in the fridge. I saved that last piece for you."
"Thanks, Rozzie!" Russell exclaims. "Congratulations for completing your training at TUFF!"
"Thanks, Russell honey." Roz said as she picks up her small black purse and her car keys. "It's time for my date with Alexis now. I'll see you tomorrow."
"Okay, Rozzie honey." Russell said. "Good luck with the date!"
At J Rue Perot's.
Roz walks in. A waitress walks up to her.
"Are you here to see Ms. Alexis Shimmer?" she asks her.
"Yes." Roz said. "I am!"
"Good!" the waitress said. "Follow me out to the garden, please?"
Roz then follows the waitress.
They walk out into the garden dining area, where they see a white rabbit with red hair & blonde streaks and black eyes. She had a sexy figure and was wearing a sexy dark green dress with black high heels.
"Ms. Shimmer." the waitress started. "Here's a Ms. Roz Katswell for you."
Alexis turns to the waitress.
"Thank you, Veronica." she said.
Roz then go over and takes a seat.
"Hello, Ms. Shimmer." she started. "Are you ready for our time together?"
"I sure am!" Alexis said in a sexy tone.
"Great!" Roz said as the waitress gives them their menus.
Then both girls open up their menus.
"What sounds great to you, Rozzie?" Alexis asks.
"Well, the roast turkey & bacon and swiss with some Grey Poupon sounds good." Roz said. "I'll take that. Make that three of those, please?"
"Okay. Three of the 'Fancy Smhancy Turkey Club'." the waitress said as she writes down the order. "Whatelse do you want, Ms.?"
"I want a giant dinner salad with blue cheese ranch dressing, croutons, bacon, cheese, shredded radishes, cucumbers and shredded carrots and a small Homey Holla, please?" Roz asks.
"Okay." the waitress said as she writes that down too. Then she turns to Alexis. "And what do you want, Ms. Shimmer?"
"I want a stuffed lasagna with a giant garden salad with the same type of ingredients, except more shredded carrots and a small diet Homey Holla." Alexis said.
"Okay, Ms. Shimmer." the waitress said as she writes down Alexis' order. "I'll get those orders in. Right away!"
Then she leaves.
Roz & Alexis started having a conversation.
"So, Roz tell me." Alexis started. "What do you do?"
"I work for TUFF." Roz said. "I'm a TUFF Agent!"
"How is it?" Alexis asks.
"It's pretty cool!" Roz said. "How do you like your job?"
"I love it." Alexis said. "It's pretty neat and it's fun!"
"How much money do you make?" Roz asks. "A lot?"
"Not just a lot, Roz." Alexis started. "I make a whole hell of a lot!"
"That's great, Alexis!" Roz said.
The audience laughs at this.
Soon, the waitress returns with their food.
"Alright, ladies." she started. "Here's your food!"
She gives them their food.
"If you need anything. Just holler!" the waitress said and walks away.
"Well, our food's here, Rozzie!" Alexis said. "Let's start eating!"
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "Let's!"
Then they both started eating as the conversation continues.
"So, Alexis." Roz started as she take a bite from the Fancy Smhancy Turkey Club sandwich. "Are you into sports?"
"Of course I am, Rozzie!" Alexis said as she eats some of her lasagna. "My favorite sport is basketball!"
"That's nice!" Roz said. "What is your favorite type of basketball? Do you like high school, college, or the pros?"
"I really like the pros!" Alexis said. "I used to like college basketball when I was a kid."
"Do you like the mainstream pro basketball or the underground type of basketball, where they actually let you fight instead of fining you a whole of a hell lot for fighting?" Roz asks.
"The underground type of basketball!" Alexis replies. "The team have better names, better and smarter rules, smarter gameplay, better music, and it's all fun to watch!"
"I feel the same way!" Roz said as she eats some of her salad. "And their GSP, & PC games are whole of a hell lot better too! I have those UGBL games!"
"So do I!" Alexis said. "I always play with them when I'm on my downtime from work!"
"What's your favorite type of music, Alexis?" Roz asks.
"I like old-school rap!" Alexis said. "Back then, they would actually tell you a story and real life shit."
"Yeah." Roz said. "Today, it's all crap. It's either; Justin Beaver this. Or Lil' Will that. Or big booty bitches & living out in mansions and having parties all hours."
"Yeah." Alexis said. "They're always rapping all that shit all of the time. Today's rap sucks!"
The audience applaudes to this for two minutes.
"That's the fucking truth!" Roz exclaims as she eats her dinner. "And I also like some of the underground rap too!"
A little later. Both Roz & Alexis was full.
"Oh damn! That was delicious!" Roz exclaims as she burps loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
"It sure was!" Alexis exclaims as she burps loudly too.
"So, now what?" asks Roz.
"How about we have a mint?" Alexis suggested. "It's my treat!"
"Okay, Alexis!" Roz exclaims with a smile on her face.
Then Alexis takes out two mints.
"Here we go." she said in a sexy tone. "Two delicious chocolate mints."
"Oooh! I love chocolate mints!" Roz exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Great!" Alexis said as she gives Roz's hers. "Enjoy it!"
Roz then takes off the wrapping off of her mint and puts it into her mouth. She starts eating it.
"Mmmmmm! This is so fucking delicious!" Roz exclaims. "It's so minty and cool!"
"Well, if you think that's cool." Alexis started. "Then wait until you feel this!"
Then she grabs Roz by the shoulders and gives her a deep and passionate kiss.
The audience whoos at this.
"Mmmmmm!" Roz moans sexually.
"Mmmmmm!" Alexis moans sexually.
Then Alexis starts rubbing on Roz's breasts now.
"Mmmmmmmm! This feels good!" Roz murmurs sexually.
"I'm glad that you enjoyed that, Rozzie." Alexis whispers sexually. "How about we go back to my hotel penthouse suite at Homey's Mega Hotel & Casino and continue this on my balcony?"
"That's fine with me, Alexis." Roz said as the waitress walks up to the table.
"Great!" Alexis said as she turns to the waitress. "Here you go, Veronica."
She takes out some money from her cleavage.
"Here you go." she said as she gives the waitress the money. "That should take care of our bill."
"Thanks, Ms. Shimmer." the waitress said. "Come back soon!"
Alexis turns to Roz.
"Ready to go, Rozzie?" she asks.
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims.
"Okay, let's go!" Alexis said.
Then they went to Homey's Mega Hotel & Casino.
At Homey's Mega Hotel & Casino.
Alexis lets Roz into her penthouse suite.
"Take a seat." Alexis said. "I'll be with you in a minute."
"Okay." Roz said as she went over to sit into one of Alexis' fancy chairs.
She looks around.
"Wow! She sure have some fancy shit in here!" Roz exclaims. "I wonder, how much she have to pay to be up in here?"
Then Alexis walks out wearing a sexy red lacey nightgown.
The audience whoos sexually at this.
"So, Rozzie." she started. "Are you ready to have some fun?"
"Sure, Alexis!" Roz exclaims. "I love fun!"
"I'm glad!" Alexis said as she walks sexually up to her. "Now, let's continue where we lefted off, shall we?"
Then she grabs Roz by the shoulders and starts making out with her again.
"Mmmmmmm!" Alexis said as she kisses and tongues Roz.
"Mmmmmmm!" Roz said as she responds back by kissing and tonguing Alexis.
Then Alexis reaches up to the slips of Roz's dress and start slipping them off of Roz's shoulders until her dress was off and Roz was in nothing but her bra and panties.
"Sexy tits!" Alexis exclaims sexually. "I want to explore those sexy tits some more!"
Then she reaches behind Roz's back and unclips her bra. She then starts taking off her bra until her sexy big breasts were exposed. Then Alexis starts massaging Roz's breasts.
Roz throws her head back in pleasure.
"Ahhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm!" she exclaims in a sexy tone.
"You like that?" Alexis asks.
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims.
"Great!" Alexis said as she reaches down for Roz's panties and starts taking them off. "Then you're gonna love this!"
She takes out a sex toy and shoves it into Roz's pussy and turns it on.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm!" Roz mutters sexually. "This feels so good!"
Alexis smiles at this as she massages Roz's breasts even firmer & faster now as she goes back to making out with her.
"Mmmmmmmm!" Alexis said as she turns up the speed on the vibrator.
"Mmmmmmmm!" Roz exclaims.
Alexis tugs on Roz's breasts harder and faster now.
Roz breaks off the kiss.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! I think, I'm starting to feel something!" she exclaims loudly.
"Well then." Alexis started. "Let's see, what's in these sexy tits then shall we!?"
Then she tugs even harder and faster as she turns up the speed on the vibrator now.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMM!" Roz exclaims loudly and sexually. "Alexis! This feels so fucking good! I love it!"
"GOOD, ROZZIE!" Alexis exclaims. "Now, show me what's in these sexy tits!"
Then she tugs her breasts at quick lightning speed now as she thrusts the vibrator in and out of Roz's pussy also at quick lightning speed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Roz hollers sexually. "I THINK, I'M GONNA SQUIRT & CUM!"
"DO IT!" Alexis exclaims sexually.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Roz exclaims sexually as she squirts her milk and cums hard. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Mmmmmmmmm! Just look at all that milk and cum!" Alexis exclaims. "Someone must've been really horny!"
"Yeah..." Roz said.
"I'm thirsty!" Alexis exclaims as she went over to Roz's breasts and starts drinking up her milk. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Mmmmm! Your breast milk sure tastes sweet and delicious, Rozzie baby!"
"Thank you, Alexis!" Roz said. "Drink it all up! It's just for you!"
"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" Alexis said as she continues drinking.
Soon all of Roz's milk was drunk up.
"That was great, Rozzie!" Alexis said as she burps loudly. "I really enjoyed doing that to you!"
"Thanks!" Roz said in a sexy tone as she pounces onto Alexis and pins her down to the floor. "Now, lemme return the favor!"
Then she takes off Alexis' red lacey nightgown and sexy black panties off. Then she starts massaging Alexis' big breasts as she goes down to Alexis' pussy and starts eating her out hard & fast.
"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Roz said as she licked.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Alexis exclaims sexually. "This feels so fucking good, Rozzie!"
"I'm glad!" Roz said as she keeps eating out from her pussy and massage Alexis' breasts even firmer and harder now. "Mmmmmmmm!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fuck!" Alexis exclaims loudly. "I love this!"
Roz eats her out even harder & faster as she tugs on Alexis' breasts harder and faster now.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Roz said as she licked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!" Alexis shouted as she digs her fingers deep down into the carpet. "I FUCKING LOVE THIS!"
Roz goes at quick lightning speed now.
"MMMMMMMMMMM!" she said as she licks Alexis' pussy and tugs her breasts at quick lightning speed now.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! I THINK, I'M GONNA CUM & SQUIRT!" Alexis shouted erotically.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Roz said as she goes at quick lightning speed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Alexis shouted as she cums into Roz's face and squirts her milk hard. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Your cum feels so hot!" Roz exclaims as she starts licking it up. "Mmmmmm! Delicious too!"
"Thank you, Rozzie!" Alexis said. "Lick it all up, so you can drink up my milk!"
"Okay!" Roz exclaims as she licks up the rest of Alexis' cum! "Mmmmmmmm! Delicious! Now to get some of that milk!"
Then she starts drinking up Alexis' milk now.
"Mmmmmmmmmm! Delicious!" Roz exclaims happily.
"That's right, Rozzie." Alexis said. "Drink it all up. It's good for you!"
"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" Roz said as she drinks up the rest of Alexis' milk.
All of Alexis' milk were drunk up.
"That was delicious, Alexis!" Roz exclaims loudly, sexually, and happily as she burps.
"Thank you, Rozzie!" Alexis said in a sexy tone as lightning flashed and thunder rumbled.
The two sexy girls turned their attention towards the balcony door and looked out of it.
It was storming outside.
"It's storming outside, Alexis." Roz said.
"Well, so much for us fucking out in the balcony." Alexis said in a sad tone.
"Yeah..." said Roz as she starts thinking. "Wait a minute, Alexis. How about we continue to make love in front of the balcony door? That way, we'll be safe and dry. Sounds like a plan?"
"It sure does, sexy!" Alexis exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "See? That's why, I love you Rozzie. Because you're so damn smart!"
"Thanks!" Roz started before she stopped. "Wait! Did you say that you love me?"
Alexis gets closer to Roz's face again.
"Yep! I sure did, Rozzie baby!" she said in a sexy tone as the audience whoos at this. "You're one of the sexiest girls, I've ever met!"
Then she takes a strand of Roz's fiery red hair and twirls it with her finger.
"Thank you, Alexis." started Roz. "But I already have Russell. And sometimes Madame Chaos."
"Yeah. And?" Alexis said as there was a knock on the penthouse door. "Ooop! I gotta answer the door, sweet thang. I'll be back!"
Then she throws on her robe and answered the door.
"Hello?" she asks.
There standing there was Madame Chaos.
"Hello, Alexis darlink!" Chaos said in a sexy tone. "Are you havink fun with my Rozzie darlink?"
"Yes I sure am, Chaos!" Alexis exclaims. "Wanna come in and join us for the fun and sex?"
"JA!" Chaos exclaims loudly & sexually as the audience laughs.
Then she walks in a started stripping off her clothes until she was naked.
"Hello, Rozzie darlink!" Chaos greeted Roz in a sexy tone. "You are havink a great time with my special birthday present to you, no?"
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims loudly as Chaos lays next to her. "I sure am!"
"That's good, no?" Chaos asks as Alexis rejoins them.
"You bet your sexy ass it is!" Alexis said as the audience laughs. "Do you two sexy girls wanna have a threesome and fuck all night, until we all fall asleep?"
"HELL YEAH!" Roz & Chaos both exclaimed loudly and excitedly in unison as the audience whoos and laughs.
"Great!" Alexis said. "Now, let's fuck in front of the balcony doors!"
Then the three sexy girls lay in front of the balcony doors and started to fuck each other all night as the storms moved through the city.
Saturday.
It shows Kitty's & Dudley's house now.
Dudley was sitting on the couch watching tv as Kitty was sitting in her recliner working on her laptop.
"So, when are people gonna start showing up for the maid interviews, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"There really isn't a start time, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "People can come whenever they feel like it. We will stop when we find the right maid for us."
"Oh." Dudley said. "Okay, Kit-Kat!"
"Why did you ask, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"I was just wondering, Kit-Kat." started Dudley. "Because no one haven't came yet."
Then he stops and starts laughing.
"Ha! I said 'came'!" he laughs.
The audience laughs at this.
Then the doorbell rings.
"That must be the first people now!" Kitty said as she closes up her laptop. "Answer the door for me please, Dudleykins? Thank you."
Dudley answers the door and the applicant walks in.
"I'm here for the maid job?" the applicant who was a female wolf asks.
"Yeah. This is the right place, Ms." Kitty said as she picks up a clipboard. "So, Ms.."
"Ms. Brooks." said the female wolf. "Ms. Florence Brooks."
"Okay, Ms. Brooks." started Kitty. "Why do you think that you should be our maid?"
"Because, I'm the best darn maid in Petropolis!" Florence said. "I can wash windows. Do the dishes and vacuum!"
"Wow!" Dudley said. "She's sounds absolutely perfect! Ask her, if she can cook, Kit-Kat!"
"Can you cook, Ms. Brooks?" Kitty asks.
"I sure can!" Florence said. "I make baked chicken! I don't believe in making fried food. I also don't believe in fast food or take out either!"
Dudley gasps loudly.
"DIABLO!" he shouted as he pointed in Florence's face as the audience laughs. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Then he grabs Florence and throws her out the door.
The audience laughs at this.
"She wasn't the right one." Kitty said as she marks an X over Florence's name. "Next person, please?"
Then Peg walks in.
"Alright. I'm here, Mizty." she said as she lights up a cigarette.
"Peg? What the hell are you doing here?" Kitty asks.
"I'm here to file for the maid job, Mizty." Peg said. "My Dudley needs help."
"Who told you that?" Kitty asks.
Then they both turned to Dudley.
"I may have dropped the ball on that one." he said sheepishly as the audience laughs.
"Here's my requests, Mizty." Peg said as she gotten Kitty's name wrong again.
"It's Kitty!" Kitty said angrily as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." Peg said as she takes out a list. "I want the mornings off, so I can watch my soaps. I want some afternoons off, so I can watch my afternoon programs. I want the Friday afternoons off, so I can prepare my annual Friday poker games with my friends. I want the weekends off, so I can have my me time. I want smoking breaks every two hours or I'm gonna be a torn in your side for the rest of the day."
"NO! NO!" Kitty shouted as she picks up Peg by the shirt collar. "GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!"
Then she throws Peg out right through Bunker's door. She lands in Bunker's living room.
Bunker looks at Peg and then back at the tv.
"Edith! There's a middle-aged mutt in dis here livin' room!" he bitched.
"Hey! I'm not middle-aged!" Peg sniffs. "I'm younger than your old lookin' ass!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Shut up in there, Archie!" Bunker's wife shouted. "I'm tryin' to relax!"
The audience laughs at this.
Seventy more people come and go at Kitty's & Dudley's house.
Kitty looks at a piece of paper.
"Mmmmm? You got the right credentials." she started. "It seems like, that you were a maid before!"
Then she lowers the paper and sees the Chameleon.
"Chameleon!?" Kitty exclaims. "What the hell are you doing here!?"
"I wanna be your maid, Agent Katswell!" the Chameleon said as he changes into a maid. "I can go through all of your things!"
"Oh hell no!" both Kitty & Dudley shouted angrily in unison as the audience laughs. "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
"How did you get our address anyways!?" Kitty asks suspiciously.
"Uh, internet?" the Chameleon said with a smile on his face as the audience laughs.
Kitty picks up a cinderblock.
"It's time to make you forget about this address!" she sniffs angrily.
Then she starts pounding the hell out of the Chameleon with the cinderblock. The audience laughs & applaudes at this.
Soon the Chameleon was bleeding and was unconscious.
Kitty then picks him up and throws him into the street. A bus comes by and hits him.
"Fucking roads!" the bus driver sniffs as the audience laughs.
Kitty sighs and walks back inside.
"Well, it looks like that's everyone, Dudleykins." she said in a sad tone. "None of the people are up to our standards."
Then a red cat girl with black hair and black eyes walks in. She was wearing a dark blue t-shirt over her huge breasts. She was also wearing black pants with white socks and black Nikes.
"Are you still looking for maids?" she asks.
Kitty looks up at her.
"Not anymore." she said angrily.
"Well, that's too bad." the red cat girl said. "Because, I might be the perfect person to do the job!"
"Really?" Kitty asks as she grabs the clipboard. "What's your name?"
"My name is Peri Grammar." the red female cat replies.
"Okay, Peri." Kitty said. "Why should we hire you as a maid?"
Peri clears her throat.
"Because, I'm the head maid of my own cleaning." she started. "I've been cleaning houses for people for three short years. I can cook dishes like; fried chicken and stuff like that!"
"YOU'RE HIRED!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Wait a minute, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "Let's ask Peri more questions first."
Then she turns to Peri.
"So, do you dust?" she asks.
"Yes." Peri replies.
"Do you do the laundry and fold up the clothes?" Kitty asks.
"Matter of fact. I do!" Peri said. "I even keep your clothes in a warm room during the winter, until you're ready to put them on! It gives you that nice warm feeling when you put them on!"
"That's nice!" Kitty said as she writes down something.
"I can also clean up the windows, wash the dishes, water the vegetables, and tend to the indoor garden and many other things!" Peri exclaims.
"Do you like kids?" Kitty asks as she rises an eyebrow. "As you can see, I'm expecting kids pretty soon. So, that's an important question."
"I love kids!" Peri exclaims. "They're so cute and cuddly! If I wasn't in the maid cleaning business, I would run a daycare center or be a teacher!"
Kitty smiles widely.
"That's great!" she exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"And I also have a great attitude and am willing to work!" Peri added.
"Now, that's what we're been looking for!" Kitty exclaims. "Peri. You're hired!"
Peri smiles widely as the audience applaudes for her.
"YEAH!" she cheers loudly.
Kitty takes out her small black purse.
"Hey. Let's all go out to a nice restaurant and discuss about a list on what Peri should do around the house for us." she said.
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims loudly with a wide smile on his face as the audience laughs.
"Neat!" Peri said.
"Come on." Kitty started as she takes out the keys for the new TUFF moblie. "Let's go!"
Then they all leave now.
At Frida's La Comida.
Kitty, Dudley, & Peri were having a wonderful dinner. Anyways. There was a piece of paper on the table and the three of them were discussing about what Peri should do for the house.
"Alright, Peri." Kitty started. "This is what I want you to do for the house."
She shows Peri the list.
"I want you to dust around the house. Do our laundry. Vacuum the house. Make our dinner. I can do the watering for the indoor garden." Kitty said. "And I can do the food shopping for the house."
"No. No, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Peri started. "I can do the food shopping for you guys."
Dudley butted in.
"How about both of you girls do the food shopping for the house?" he suggested.
Kitty & Peri looks at each other.
"Alright." Kitty said. "We can do that."
"Yeah!" Peri said.
Dudley takes out a piece of paper.
"And here's what I want you to do, Peri!" Dudley said as he sets the piece of paper in front of Peri.
Peri picks up the piece of paper and looks at it.
"'Clean up my room. Dust off my collection of steak bones & comic books'." she read.
"That's right, Peri!" Dudley said. "I want my room to be clean off dust! Oh! And don't mess around with my 'special plants', either."
"Okay, Mr. Puppy." Peri said. "I understand what your 'special plants' are."
"Good!" Dudley said as the audience laughs.
"Is that all?" Peri asks. "I can do the windows too."
"Okay, Peri." Kitty said. "You can do the windows."
"Alright, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Peri said. "When can I start?"
"You can start on Monday, Peri." Kitty said.
"Okay, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" Peri said with a smile on her face. "Do you want me to be there at 8:00?"
"Yes, please." Kitty said. "At that time, we're gonna be on our way to work!"
"Alright, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" Peri said. "I'll be there with a wide smile on my face!"
"Perfect!" Kitty exclaims as Frida walks up to their table with the food they ordered.
"Alright, guys." Frida started. "Here's the food you all ordered!"
She gives the trio their food.
"So, what's the occasion?" Frida asks.
"We just hired a brand new maid!" Kitty exclaims.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "This is her right here!"
Then he points at Peri.
Peri raises her hand a bit as she blushes a tiny bit.
"That's me." she said meekly as the audience laughs.
"Ahhhh! Hey, Peri!" Frida greeted. "How are you?"
"I'm fine, Ms. Fuentes." replies Peri.
"Hey. What did I tell you to call me, Peri?" Frida asks with a sly smile on her face as the audience laughs.
"To call you by your first name." Peri said.
"That's right!" Frida said with a smile on her face.
Peri clears her throat.
"I'm fine, Frida!" Peri said with a smile on her face.
"That's nice to hear, Peri!" Frida said with a smile on her face. "I hope these two won't give you trouble."
"You don't have to worry about that, Frida!" Kitty started. "Peri's gonna take great care of us!"
"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims loudly as he eats some of his giant wet burrito as the audience laughs. "She can even cook!"
"You don't need to tell me that, Dudley." started Frida. "Peri had cook extravagant dinners for me & my sister!"
"You have a sister, Frida?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah!" Frida started. "Her name is Amethyst. She haves a part of my business! And she gonna have her own candy bar introduced her pretty soon too!"
"That sounds great, Frida!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I can't wait to try them!"
"They're gonna be here around the first of the year!" Frida said.
"That's great!" Kitty exclaims. "I can't wait to eat them!"
"That's good to hear!" Frida said. "Enjoy your dinner, you three!"
Then she walks off to serve the other patrons.
Kitty then eats some of her dinner which was; a giant wet burrito, chimichangas, chicken taco salad, beef taco salad, super mega nachos with some Frida bar cake covered in nacho cheese sauce.
"Mmmmmm! Delicious!" Kitty exclaims happily.
Peri starts eating her dinner which was a giant taco salad, a giant wet burrito, and some chimichangas.
"Mmmmmm! This sure is delicious!" Peri exclaims as she turns to Dudley. "Wait until you try my version of this, Mr. Puppy. You're gonna think that you died and went to heaven!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Oh boy!" Dudley exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "I can't wait, Peri!"
Then they eat their dinners.
Later.
Kitty & Dudley were alone in their living room, relaxing with full bellies.
"Ahhhhhh! That was some dinner!" Kitty exclaims as she burps loudly and the audience laughs.
"Yes it was!" Dudley said as he patted his full belly.
Kitty looks at the clock.
"It's time for us to end the chapter now, Dudleykins!" she said.
"Alright, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"This has been a great chapter!" Kitty started. "A whole lot of things happened! Roz beat Keswick & Jack in twenty pool games and won a ton of money!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I almost blew up TUFF again. And we fucked around with Bunker!"
"Roz had a nice and sexy date with the very attractive Alexis Shimmer!" Kitty started. "Which they also had a threesome with Madame Chaos. And we got a brand new maid, that's gonna help us out around the house. Starting Monday!"
"And I also ate a salad and I didn't throw up once!" Dudley added.
"I'm so proud of you for not doing that, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
Then she turns to the camera.
"I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter." she started. "Tune into the next chapter! It's gonna be just as good!"
Then she & Dudley freeze and did a pose as The Kitty Katswell Show theme plays and the audience applaudes.