Blaine took his hot bowl of Easy Mac out of the microwave and dumped the cheese packet in. "I can't believe you don't want the rest of this stuff!" Blaine exclaimed happily to Kurt.
"Eh, I'm just sick of it," Kurt said. He was ripping leaves off of a head of lettuce and putting them in a bowl. He had already chopped up some red pepper and cucumber. "And plus, I'm taking on a healthier lifestyle. I already gained the freshman 10, and I don't plan on making it to the freshman 15."
"Well I'm glad you're doing that in a healthy way and not starving yourself, even though I think you're beautiful just the way you are," Blaine said. He pecked Kurt on the lips and they sat down at the table.
Kurt added the finishing touch to his salad: one tablespoon of balsamic dressing. He mixed everything around and looked forlornly at Blaine's macaroni and cheese before taking one big bite of his salad.
"Well, how is it?" Blaine asked.
Kurt chewed slowly and sadly. "Dieting tastes like rabbit food," he said with his mouth full of lettuce.
Blaine laughed. "I'm sorry. I know it's not all that fun. But dieting isn't just salad," Blaine said.
"It's not?" Kurt asked.
"Nope. When we're done eating, we can go to the grocery store and get you some healthy food that isn't in a rabbit's diet also," Blaine replied.
Kurt smiled. "Really?" Like what?" he asked.
"Well, how about some brown rice, and fresh fruit, and whole-wheat pasta, and even some of those 100 calorie packs. Portion control is everything," Blaine said.
"How do you know so much about dieting?" Kurt asked.
"Well, my mom was always on those fancy diets when I was growing up, and that's what she cooked for us," Blaine said.
Kurt finished his salad and grabbed is keys. "Let's go. I'm still hungry and I don't want any more rabbit food," he said.
Blaine laughed and followed him out of the house.