The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Battle of the SeXXX's
First off. I do not condone sexism. And I believe both genders should be repected & treated equal. Okay, this chapter idea was given to me by writing associate & partner; DarkMadgeDragon. Dudley causes a rift between the sexes at TUFF, after watching a wroxling match while on winter vacation. Things get out of hand, until Karey comes up with an idea to hold a battle of the sexes. Which sex will win it all? Will things get back to normal for the TUFF agents? Like always. Relax, read, & review!
It was a cold winter day in Petropolis. The new year was here and many people hoped that 2014 would be the year that everything goes back to normal. Anyways, it was snowing lightly in the city and snowplows were clearing off the streets to keep traffic flowing. Let's check on our favorite couple, shall we?
It shows Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park which was on Petropolis' East side.
It shows Kitty sitting in her recliner.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for her.
She was having herself some hot lemon tea and the new maid; Peri Grammar was sitting on the couch also having herself a mug of hot lemon tea.
The two cat girls were sitting by the warm fire in the fireplace.
Kitty took a sip from her mug.
"Mmmmm! There's nothing like, drinking a mug of hot lemon tea on a cold, snowy winter day!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Peri said. "And I kinda predicted this day was coming. And I also predicted that you was gonna fix hot lemon tea to drink too!"
"Are you some sort of psychic?" Kitty asks.
"Matter of fact, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Peri started as she takes a sip. "I am!"
"Wow!" Kitty said amazed. "I didn't know that!"
Then she takes a sip from her tea.
"Well, do you know what the sex of my baby is?" Kitty asks. "Do you know, how many kids I'm having?"
"Yeah!" Peri started as she takes another sip from her tea. "You're gonna have twins. And they're each gonna be a girl & a boy!"
"Really?" Kitty asks. "How can you tell?"
"I can feel your vibes, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Peri said. "Right now, you're feeling pleased and relaxed from the hot lemon tea, which is helping the babies in your stomach get their nutrients. And you really enjoy hot lemon tea more than coffee and coco."
"Yeah! That's right, Peri!" Kitty exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "I do! I only drink that other stuff, when there's no tea available."
Peri eats a piece of pastry with lemon and lime marmalade.
"Mmmmmm! This Lemon & Line marmalade tastes delicious, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" she said.
"Thanks, Peri!" Kitty said as she puts some of the marmalade onto some brownies she was eating. "I love this brand & flavor of marmalade! Dudleykins loves the mango flavored marmalade."
"Ahhh!" Peri said. "I can tell that he's the mango marmalade type of guy. Matter of fact; doesn't he eat meat marmalade too?"
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "He does! He eats it with his bacon every day."
"I'm surprised that they make meat marmalade." Peri said. "That's something that you don't make into marmalade."
"Well, I guess they know who their demographic are." Kitty said as she takes another sip from her tea.
"Yeah." said Peri. "I know that your sister Roz's favorite marmalade is sour watermelon and sour cherry!"
"Yeah! That's right, Peri!" Kitty said. "It is her favorite!"
Then she eats the lemon & lime marmalade topped brownie.
"Mmmmm! I feel so good!" Kitty said. "Especially after the morning sickness."
"I bet, you're gonna be glad when you have those babies." Peri started. "Then you'll stop having that morning sickness and you'll lose all that baby weight!"
"Oh, yeah!" Kitty said. "I'm gonna workout a whole lot!"
"I've got some exercises that can help you lose all that weight." Peri said as she takes out a pamphlet and gives it to her. "You'll lose all that weight fast!"
"Thanks, Peri." Kitty said as she looks at her. "Speaking of which, Peri. How do you keep yourself from having back problems with your large, uh breasts?"
"I do my own special workout every day." Peri started. "I lift 350 lbs. on my back every day to increase my back strength. Then I go out for a run for an hour & a half. Then I lift some more weights!"
"That sounds nice, Peri!" Kitty said. "Maybe I'll exercise with you one of these days!"
"Sweet!" Peri said.
It shows Dudley watching tv.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for him.
He was watching underground wroxling.
It shows the two fighters wrestling & boxing each other.
"Come on! Come on!" Dudley shouted at the tv. "Get his ass good!"
Then one of the wroxlers slams the second wroxler against a pole. And his blood starts spewing out of his head and the tv crowd roars in cheers.
"And it looks like; Elliot Bay haves his brains spilled all over the place!" the tv announcer exclaims.
"Oh yeah!" Dudley shouted loudly as his testosterone was pumping through his veins in his body. "That is so fucking kick-ass! Guys rule at fucking wroxling! Yeah! If a female excels at wroxling that would suck!"
Kitty & Peri hears this. Kitty turns to Dudley.
"What makes you say that, Dudley?" she asks him.
"Well, the two wroxlers were putting down the motherfuckin' smackdown onto each other!" Dudley started. "And only real manly men like me can do that!"
Then he flexes his muscles.
"SKADOOSH!" Dudley shouted as the audience laughs.
"Come on, Dudley." Kitty started. "A girl can do just as much of that shit. If not better!"
"Yeah!" started Peri as she takes a sip from her hot lemon tea. "I support your claim, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy. There are girl wroxlers who can kick a man's ass. I've seen those Underground Wroxling fights on tv and those girl wroxlers are blood thirsty!"
"When do they air these girl wroxler fights then, Peri?" asks Dudley snootily.
"They air them in the wee hours of the morning." Peri said cheekily. "When you're fast asleep, Mr. Puppy. And that's when the blood wash, brutal fighting of female wroxlers have their chance to shine in the spotlight."
"Well, what do you expect?" Dudley asks. "That's when all of the guys are all drunk & loaded. Of course the ratings for that would be up. Two sexy wroxlers girls fighting would turn anyone on! That's a sport that's worth watching. Unlike girls basketball. That's so fucking boring!"
"Excuse me?" Kitty started. "Do you remember the TUFF ladies winter basketball game that me, Roz, and all of the other females at TUFF took in part of last year? You enjoyed that!"
"Well, that's different, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "You girls looked hot & sexy!"
Peri holds her hand up.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute." she started as she turns to Kitty. "You were in the TUFF Ladies Winter Basketball Game last year?"
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "I was. And we won too!"
"That's great, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" Peri said. "I read about that in the newspaper. I hope, that's happening again this year. So, I can actually see it in person."
"Don't worry, Peri." Kitty started. "It is gonna be an annual thing for now on. I'm sure you can get tickets."
"Great!" Peri said with a smile on her face. "So, when is it?"
"Probably next month." Kitty said. "I think, Julie will be printing tickets for that pretty soon. I'll make sure to get you a ticket."
"Okay, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" Peri said as she sets down her mug & stands up. "Can I get you some more hot lemon tea?"
"Sure, Peri." Kitty said as she gives Peri her cup. "I love it!"
"Alright." Peri said as she goes to the kitchen.
"Peri. Can you gimme a can of beer?" Dudley asks.
But Peri didn't hear him.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Can you gimme a beer, Kit-Kat?" he asks.
"Why don't you get your own beer?" Kitty asks angrily as Peri returns with her hot lemon tea. "I'm busy talking to Peri!"
"Yeah." Peri said as she sits down. "We're having girl talk right now."
Then Dudley walks into the kitchen and grabs himself a beer.
Later.
Dudley was playing his video games, when his stomach rumbles loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
"Dammit! I'm hungry!" he said as he turns to Peri. "Peri. Can you go and make me one of your delicious sub sandwiches for me, please?"
Peri rolls her eyes.
"Hmmph! Why don't you go get it yourself!?" she sniffs. "You're a grown man! Your legs work! And so do your arms! Go make your fucking sandwich your own damn self, little boy!"
"Geez!" Dudley mutters. "It must be that time of the month or something retarded like that!"
Then he stands up & walks into the kitchen to make his sandwich.
After he maded his sandwich, he returns to the couch.
"I'm back!" he said to Peri. "And I have my sub sandwiches too! It's gonna taste great, because I maded it! A man!"
"Whatever." Peri said as she rolls her eyes and went back to drinking her tea. "I bet, those sub sandwiches tastes weird!"
Then Dudley starts eating his sub sandwiches loudly.
Peri rolls her eyes.
"Such a little boy!" she mutters to herself, but not too loudly that Dudley heard her.
A little later.
Both Kitty & Peri were meditating on some pillows & blankets on the floor. They were also repeating a mantra.
"So, meditating is healthy for me, Peri?" Kitty asks.
"Oh yes it is, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" started Peri. "It helps relief you of your stresses from the day. And it's gonna help out your babies too!"
"That's great, Peri!" Kitty said.
"And also meditating also helps you to clear your mind and of any health issues." Peri said. "And you can be one with yourself. I know, because I have all of my employees meditate at the end of each week."
"This is great, Peri!" Kitty exclaims. "I haven't tried meditation before! I feel so relaxed! I'm in such a stressful job that causes a lot of stress! I should tell Roz about this!"
"That's great, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Peri said. "Maybe one of these days, we all can meditate together!"
"Yeah!" said Kitty. "It's a plan!"
Then Dudley walks up to the couch and sits down. He turns on the tv to Maury.
"Time to watch some female crying about her baby!" he said.
Kitty & Peri ignores him.
"You know, Peri." started Kitty. "That loser Maury is an old prick that broke his cock back sometime back in the 70's?"
The audience laughs.
"No, I didn't know that, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." said Peri.
"Yeah." said Kitty. "And that's one of the reasons, that he created that shit show. So he can get that pussy from those stupid bitches and cheat on his wife."
"I see." Peri said.
"And Maury sucks." Kitty added as the audience laughs & applaudes at this. "I hate shit that sucks!"
"Hey! Would you two stop talking!?" Dudley asks. "I can't hear what Maury is saying! Man! Women talk too damn much!"
"At least, we're talking about something entertaining!" Kitty sniffs angrily as she turns to Peri. "Peri. What are you gonna make for dinner tonight?"
"I'm planning on making my famous Grammar Taco Grande, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" Peri exclaims.
"That sounds delicious, Peri!" Kitty exclaims. "I can't wait to eat it!"
Peri then stands up.
"It's time for me to start making it!" she said.
Then she goes into the kitchen and starts making the dinner for her & Kitty.
Dudley calls after her.
"Am I gonna get some too, Peri?" he shouted.
"NO!" Peri shouted loudly back at him as the audience laughs. "Go out and get your own fucking tacos from Taco Gong, manly man!"
Dudley then stands up and shrugs his shoulders.
"I guess, I'll have some Taco Gong then." he said as he started thinking more & more. "TACO GONG! I LOVE TACO GONG!"
Then he runs off to his motorbike and jumps onto it. Then he speeds off to Taco Gong.
Much later.
Kitty & Peri was having their Grammar Taco Grandes in the living room, as Dudley was having his Taco Gong dinner in the dining room.
Kitty takes a giant bite from her taco.
"Mmmmmm! This is delicious, Peri!" she said as bits of taco fell from her mouth as the audience laughs. "It's so saucy, crunchy, cheesy, meaty, & spicy!"
Peri laughs.
"Hee!Hee!Hee! Thanks, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" she said. "I've got this recipe from my mom and my mom got this recipe from her mother!"
"So, a passed down recipe, huh?" Kitty asks as she takes another loud bite from her Taco Grande.
"Hell, yeah!" Peri exclaims.
Dudley hears them.
"What are you girls talking about in there!?" he asks loudly as he takes a bite from his so-called taco. "Girl things?"
"Shut up!" Peri shouted at him. "God! Guys are always butting in with their stupid crap!"
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "I know. I love these Taco Grandes! You really should make a burrito grande or even a nacho grande!"
"Maybe I will, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Peri started. "Maybe I will one of these days!"
Then Dudley's phone rings and he answers it.
"Hello? Oh, hey Roger!" he said. "How am I? Well, my wife and my maid are acting strange, you know? I said one little thing and they go apeshit! I dunno, man. Maybe it's that time of the month or one of those stupid girl thingies that I'm not suppose to know about. Huh? Yeah, maybe I should go out and get away from them for awhile, huh?"
Kitty turns red and starts growling.
"GRRRRRRRRRR! FUCK YOU, DUDLEY!" she shouted as she stomps to her room.
"Huh? That? That was Kitty hollering." Dudley said to the phone. "I don't know why she is hollering. She just started growling and hollering."
Then Kitty returns with Dudley's pillows & blankets and throws them onto the couch and looks at him severely & evilly.
"Uh oh." Dudley said to Roger on the phone. "Looks like shit is about to go down! I'll call you later!"
Then he hangs up the phone as the audience laughs. He smiles nervously at Kitty.
"Heh!Heh!Heh! Did I tell you, that you're looking beautiful today?" Dudley asks as the audience laughs.
"Just for your conversation and the way you've been saying sexist shit to me & Peri since that damn underground wroxling earlier." Kitty started. "You're gonna sleep on the couch for the next few nights, or until you apologize to me and Peri!"
"But what did I do, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks. "I was just expressing my joy over the wroxling match."
But Kitty ignores this and turns to Peri.
"Peri. Would you like to stay over and sleep with me in my bed for several nights?" Kitty asks.
"Of course, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" Peri said. "I would like to keep you company while, Mr. Puppy is sleeping with his right hand for several nights!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Great!" Kitty said. "Maybe we'll meditate before bed! And then before work too!"
"Do you have a spare nightgown?" Peri asks.
"Of course I do, Peri!" Kitty said. "I have one that fits you perfectly!"
Then she turns her attention back to Dudley.
"Gimme your phone!" she orders. "Now!"
"Awww!" Dudley said as his ears go down and he gives her his phone. "This fucking sucks!"
"Just like a man!" Kitty sniffs. "Always whining over their electronics and acting like they're innocent and didn't do anything wrong."
"So, do you want me to clean up the dishes now, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy?" Peri asks.
"Of course, Peri." Kitty said. "And then you can go off-duty for the night."
"Okay!" Peri said as she collects the plates and take them to the kitchen to wash & clean them.
She soon returns and fills out a piece of paper. She turns to Kitty.
"Alright, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy!" started Peri. "I'm all done! Now that I'm off-duty. Let's go to your room and meditate!"
Then the two cat girls go to Kitty's room, leaving Dudley alone in the living room.
Dudley picks up the remote for the tv.
"Well, this fucking sucks!" he started. "I'm in trouble for expressing my happiness over a wroxling match. I sure hope, Kit-Kat and Peri forgive me soon."
Then he sighs sadly.
"I miss sleeping with her." Dudley said sadly as he turns the tv. "Might as well watch old 70's sitcoms until I fall asleep."
Then he starts watching the old 70's shows, getting laughs inbetween until he fell to sleep.
Next day at TUFF.
Kitty was sitting in the break room as well as Roz, Karey, Devon & their minis since there was a downturn in crime.
Anyways, Kitty was peeling an orange angrily.
"Grrrrrr!" she growls.
Roz turns to her.
The audience whoos, cheers, whistles, & applaudes for her.
"What's up, sis?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Karey added. "What's wrong? Why are you punishing the poor orange for? It didn't do anything to you."
"What's wrong, regular me?" Mini Kitty asks. "You look like, you just broke up with your old asshole of a boyfriend."
The audience laughs at this as Kitty then turns to them.
"Well, girls." she started as she eats an orange slice. "I'm having problems at home."
"Oh." the girls said. "What's happening at home?"
"Well, yesterday." Kitty started as she takes a sip from her cup of juice. "It started when Dudley was watching underground wroxling on tv and me & Peri were sitting in the living room and were drinking hot lemon tea and meditating. Then he was suddenly said that guys rule at fucking wroxling. And if a female excels at wroxling that would suck."
"He did?" Karey asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Anyways, the fighting & the sexist jokes intensify until it was bedtime. Then Dudley talks on his phone to his friend Roger, who said that he had strippers and he said something about the time of the month. And that comment set me off! And then I threw his pillows & blankets onto the couch and I invited Peri to stay over & sleep with me for several days, until Dudley comes to his senses and apologizes."
"Oh." all of the girls said in unison.
"Wow! What a sexist punk!" said Devon angrily.
"Yeah!" Mini Devon exclaims. "Since when he behaved this way?"
"I dunno." Kitty said.
"I hope, Dudley think about what he said to you was hurtful." Karey said.
"Yeah." said Mini Kitty. "What he said was pretty sexist. Especially what he said about a female excels in wroxling."
"I've seen those female wroxling fights." Mini Roz started. "They are pretty good, entertaining, & there's a lot of bloodshed too!"
"Yeah, mini me!" Roz started. "I watched those female wroxling fights too! They're pretty gory and entertaining!"
"And females can kick ass better than guys can!" Karey added.
Then all of the females agreed with her.
"Yeah!" they all said in unison. "Shame on Dudley for saying those nasty things!"
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"You gotta show him whose boss." Mini Kitty started. "You gotta show him that you mean business!"
"Yes I will, Mini me!" Kitty said with determination on her face. "I'm gonna show that sexist pig of a husband, that a female can put down the smackdown!"
Then all of the females cheered for her.
Meanwhile with Dudley.
He was looking rough and he had a five o'clock shadow.
Anyways; he, his mini, Agent Horse, Agent Wolfenberg, & Keswick was in the Snack Room.
Dudley was drinking a giant glass of Dr. Pep as Wolfenberg turns to him.
"Oy, what's wrong with you today, Dudley." he started. "You look like, you slept on a freakin' rock!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Yeah!" Keswick started. "You look like me, after I played nonstop D-D-Dukes & D-D-Dragons all weekend!"
The audience laughs as Dudley turns to Keswick.
"I had to sleep on the couch last night, guys." Dudley started. "After I said some sexist things to Kitty & Peri."
"What did you say to her, regular me?" Mini Dudley asks.
"Well, this happen while I was watching underground wroxling." Dudley started. "I was into the game and I said that only men can put down the smackdown. Then that's when Kitty & Peri got offended and started saying that a female wroxler can do better. Then later on, I got a call from Roger and he mentioned strippers and that's when Kitty got very angry at me and put me on the couch."
"Oh." Mini Dudley said. "Well, it is true. Guys are the only one that can put down the smackdown!"
"Yeah!" Agent Horse said as he drinks his coffee. "If I was you. I would put that Kitty in her place!"
"Y-Y-Yeah! Put that ba-ba-bitch in her place!" Keswick exclaims.
"I've gotta agree with them." Wolfenberg said. "You've gotta put her in her place! You are the man of your household. Not her! And you were just expressing yourself from a smackdown on the tv."
"Yeah! You're right!" Dudley started. "I was just expressing myself and she got mad at me for no reason! I am the man of my household! And I am gonna reclaim my spot!"
Then all of the guys cheered & agreed with him.
"Show her, who's ba-ba-boss!" Keswick said.
"Yes." Dudley started. "I will!"
Pretty soon the news of this soon spread to the other agents and then the male agents started arguing with the female agents about which gender was better at things.
In the Chief's office.
The Chief was reading one of his romance novels, which he was ashamed to admit to anyone else that he enjoyed them. He also had a mug of coffee.
"Oh damn!" he laughs as he drinks his coffee. "That Kristie's such a fucking whore!"
Then there was a big crash from the lobby, which makes the Chief jump and spill his coffee all over himself.
"AHHHHHHHHH! HOT COFFEE!" he hollers in pain as the audience laughs at his pain. "IT BURNS!"
Then pissed, the Chief gets on his portable monitor on wheels and goes out to the lobby to see what was going on.
He sees all of the male agents on one side of the headquarters and the female agents on the other side. They were arguing at each other.
"MALES DOMINATE THE COUNTRY!" shouted the male agents. "WE BRING HOME THE BACON FOR YOU GIRLS TO COOK!"
"SHUT UP, SEXIST PIGS!" shouted the female agents. "IT'S ATTITUDES LIKE YOURS IS WHY THERE'S GONNA BE A FEMALE PRESIDENT IN TWO YEARS! BECAUSE OF THE SELFISH ATTITUDES!"
"FEMINISTS!" the male agents hollers.
"SEXIST PIGS!" the female agents hollers back.
"Hey! I take great offence to that!" Agent Bacon sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.
Everyone ignores him and goes back to the name calling.
"GO BURN A BRA AND COOK!" Dudley hollers.
"GO SMOKE A CIGAR AND SCRATCH YOURSELF!" Kitty hollers.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" the Chief hollers at the top of his lungs. "ALL OF YOU!"
Then all of the agents both male & female stop arguing and look at him.
"I DEMAND YOU ALL TO TELL ME, WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE!?" the Chief asks angrily.
Then all of the agents started explaining everything to the Chief. With some of them explaining to him all at once. The Chief plug up his ears and shouted loudly.
"SHUT UP!" he hollers. "ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE FUCKING KIDS! NOW YOU ALL BETTER SETTLE THINGS WITH EACH OTHER OR SUFFER THROUGH A LONG ASS BORING LECTURE FROM THE LECTURE OFFICER!"
It then shows a goat man wearing thick-framed glasses. A white business shirt with a red tie and tan business pants. He was holding a huge three-ring binder.
"I've got a lecture on how males & females should work together!" he said in a calm, soothing, but boring tone of voice as the audience laughs. "And it's your lucky day too! I've got enough videos & pamphlets, that gonna last us for the entire day!"
Everyone rolls their eyes & groans.
"And there's gonna be layoffs too, if all of this doesn't get resolved!" the Chief shouted angrily as he turns his portable monitor on wheels around and heads back to his office. "I haven't seen anything like this since the early 70's!"
The door slams behind him.
Everyone then looks at each other and started thinking on how to resolve everything.
Karey comes up with an idea.
"I've got an idea!" she exclaims.
"What is it, regular me?" Mini Karey asks.
"Yeah. What is it, Karey?" Devon asks.
"Let's hold a contest for battle of the sexes." started Karey. "Where we have four contests. And the team with the most points wins and proves which gender is the best. So, what do you think?"
"I like that idea, regular me!" Mini Karey said. "It sounds like fun!"
"Okay. It's fine with us!" Dudley said.
"YEAH!" all of the male agents agree in unison as the audience laughs.
"Alright." Kitty started. "You're on!"
"YEAH!" all of the female agents exclaim in unison as the audience laughs.
At the TUFF auditorium.
All of the agents was preparing for the battle of the sexes. Up first was Eating.
It shows a table with two chairs. There was plenty of food on the table.
The male team lead by Dudley and the female team lead by Kitty was getting hyped up for this battle of the sexes.
Dudley turns to his team.
"I'm gonna do this one, guys!" he said with his head held high. "I'm a pro at this!"
His stomach rumbles loudly and the audience laughs.
"Yeah! Go regular me!" Mini Dudley cheers.
"GO, DUDLEY!" all of the male agents cheered.
Dudley then go to the table and sits at it.
Kitty turns to her team.
"Alright. Who's gonna go first?" she asks her team.
"I'll go, sis!" Roz said with a look of determination on her face.
"Okay, sis." Kitty said. "Go & beat those sexists!"
"Yay! Go, regular me!" Mini Roz cheers happily.
"GO ROZZIE!" all of the female agents cheered as Roz goes up to the table and sit down.
Then Julie & Frida walk up wearing referee uniforms.
"Alright." Julie started. "This is the start of TUFF's Battle of the sexes!"
Everyone applaudes.
"We're here to see which gender is the best!" Frida said. "And me & Julie are the neutral parties, so we're not on either side."
"Yeah." Julie said. "First up of the battle of the sexes; Eating!"
Then several carts of food was pushed up to the table.
"Whoever eats the most in forty five minutes that gender wins that portion of the battle!" Frida said as she turns to Dudley & Roz. "Are you two ready?"
"Yes, Frida!" Roz & Dudley said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Alright." Julie said as she takes out a stopwatch. "On your mark. Get set. GO!"
She presses a button on the stopwatch and starts it.
Roz & Dudley started eating the food.
Both teams cheered loudly for their teammates.
Dudley was downing the food, without even taking bites. As Roz was taking bites and swallowing the food, making sure to keep pace with her rival.
"Here's some hot dogs from JJ's hot dogs!" Frida announces as Julie pushes a cart full of hot dogs to Roz & Dudley as the crowd & team cheers.
Dudley grabs four hot dogs apiece and downs them, as Roz takes two hot dogs a piece and down them with a little help from her cup of water.
"MMMMMMMMM!" Dudley said as he downs four more hot dogs apiece at once.
"MMMMMMMMM!" Roz said as she downs two more hot dogs apiece at once.
After the hot dogs were eaten. Frida checks their scores on the hot dog eating.
Dudley's score was 60 hot dogs & Roz's score was 58 hot dogs. Julie pushes in another cart.
"Here's cheeseburgers from Grey's Cheeseburgers & more!" Frida announces as everyone applaudes.
Roz takes three cheeseburgers apiece and starts downing them down with the help of water, as Dudley takes four cheeseburgers apiece and starts downing them down.
"Damn!" Dudley thought. "My throat is getting dry!"
"Drink some water, regular me!" Mini Dudley shouted to him. "That way, your mouth won't dry out faster!"
Dudley hears his mini and nods. He grabs his cup of water and starts drinking it between the eating.
"MMMMMMM!" Roz said as she eats the cheeseburgers.
"MMMMMMM!" Dudley said as he eats the cheeseburgers.
The cheeseburgers were eaten and Julie checked their scores. Roz's score was 35 cheeseburgers and Dudley's score was 27 cheeseburgers. Frida pushes in a third cart.
"Here's giant stuffed tacos from Frida's La Comida!" Julie announces as everyone applaudes.
Dudley takes four giant stuffed tacos apiece and started downing them. Roz takes two giant stuffed tacos apiece and starts downing them.
"GO DUDLEY!" cheered the males. "BEAT HER ASS!"
"GO ROZZIE!" the females cheered. "DEFEAT HIM!"
Soon the stopwatch goes off now.
"TIME'S UP!" Julie shouted as she presses a button on the stopwatch. "STOP EATING!"
Dudley & Roz stop eating as Frida checked their scores.
Roz had eaten six stuffed tacos & Dudley had eaten twelve stuffed tacos.
"The winner of the eating portion of the contest." Frida started. "The guys!"
Then all of the males cheers & applaudes for their win, as Dudley went over to them with his head held high.
"Way to go, regular me!" Mini Dudley praised.
"That's sh-sh-showing them girls!" Keswick said.
"YEAH!" all of the guys said in unison as the audience laughs.
Roz go over to the girls defeated. Her belly was as big as Kitty's.
"I couldn't beat him." she said as she sits down in a chair. "So, this is how losing feels like. I know how that loser Bunker feels!"
The audience laughs at this.
"It sucks!" Roz sniffs.
"You tried your best, sis." Kitty said.
"Yeah, regular me." Mini Roz said. "You couldn't keep up with him."
"Yeah." Devon said. "Look at him! He's a regular eating machine!"
"Yeah." Agent red cat said. "I don't know, where he puts it all?!"
"Damn! I am so full!" Roz said as she rubs her full belly. "This is probably how Snaptrap feels like, when he's all bloated & shit after eating cheese! At least, my stomach goes down unlike his!"
"Alright. It's time for the next portion of the battle of the sexes now!" Julie announced. "Fashion!"
"Oooh, fashion!" Kitty said as she turns to Devon. "Alright, Devon. You're gonna do this one!"
"Cool!" Devon said.
"Fashion?" Dudley asks as he turns to a random male agent who was a bear. "Dude. You're gonna do this one!"
"The name is Agent Pulaski!" the bear sniffs.
"Whatever!" Dudley said as he rolls his eyes as the audience laughs. "Now go up there!"
"In this portion of the contest there will be two people from each team." Julie started. "One to get dressed up and the other dresses up that person!"
Devon turns to her team.
"Alright. Which one of you wanna get dressed up by me?" she asks.
Agent Red Cat raises her hand.
"I'll go!" she said.
"Great!" Devon said with a smile on her face.
Agent Pulaski turns to his team.
"Alright. Which one of you want me to dress one of you up?" he asks.
Agent Filbert raises his hand.
"I'll do it, Pic-a-nic Bear!" he said. "I sure can use a change of clothes!"
Then both members from both teams walk up to Julie.
"Agent Red Cat is gonna get dressed up by me." Devon said.
"Okay." Julie said as she writes down the information.
Frida looks at the bear & Agent Filbert.
"How about you two?" she asks.
"Agent Filbert will be dressed up by me." Agent Pulaski said.
"Okay." Frida said as she writes down the information.
"Alright." Julie started. "These two volunteers will go to the back and get dressed up by the two contestants. And they will return and will be judged by us to see who is dressed up better."
Then everyone applaudes as Devon & Agent Pulaski go back and put their volunteers into some nice clothes.
Soon.
Devon & Agent Pulaski walk out with their volunteers.
Agent Pulaski & Agent Filbert walked out first. Agent Filbert was wearing a black suit, white business shirt, black tie, & black business pants. His hair was combed.
Frida & Julie took out their notepads and started judging.
"Hmmm?" Julie started. "Agent Filbert doesn't look too bad!"
"No he doesn't!" Frida said as she puts down some marks on her notepad. "Alright. It's Devon's turn now!"
Then Devon & Agent Red Cat walks up to them. Agent Red Cat was wearing a sexy purple dress, which starts at her cleavage. The dress stops at her thigh. She was also wearing black closed toed high heeled stilettos and her black hair was tied up in a bun. She also wore some pink lipstick.
The audience whoos at her.
"I look good!" Agent Red Cat exclaims in a sexy voice as she winks an eye.
Both Frida & Julie puts down their marks.
Devon hold her head up high, thinking that she won this portion of the contest.
Julie turns to everyone.
"The winner of the fashion portion of the contest." she started. "The females!"
Then all of the females cheers & applaudes for their win, as Devon & Agent Red Cat went over to them with their heads held high.
"Yeah! Way to go, Devon!" Kitty praises. "Way to go, Agent Red Cat!"
"Yeah! That's my regular!" Mini Devon exclaims.
"YEAH! WE RULE AT FASHION!" all of the females cheered loudly.
"Dammit!" Dudley sniffs at Agent Pulaski & Agent Filbert. "You two fucking suck!"
"It's not my fault." Agent Pulaski sniffs. "I'm new to this fashion shit!"
"Hey, guys!" Agent Filbert started. "Don't I look good enough to go to Chinatown or even the Unemployment Office?"
"SHUT UP!" all of the guys shouted at him as the audience laughs.
"It's time for the next portion of the contest now!" Frida started. "It's Knowledge!"
"Great!" Keswick exclaims loudly. "I'm g-g-gonna do this one!"
"Okay, Keswick." Dudley said. "I know, you're gonna win this one!"
Kitty turns to her team.
"Alright, Karey." she started. "You're going up next!"
"Alright!" Karey exclaims loudly with a wide smile on her face as the audience laughs. "I'm gonna win one for the team!"
"That's the positive attitude, regular me!" Mini Karey exclaims.
"GO KAREY!" the female team cheers loudly.
Then Karey walks up to the stand as Keswick did.
Frida & Julie took out some cards.
"Alright." Julie said. "You both are gonna test out your knowledge. These questions are gonna vary from tv to science stuff."
"ALRIGHT!" Karey exclaims.
"ALR-R-RIGHT!" Keswick exclaims.
"Okay." Frida said as she look at her cards. "Question #1. What are the years did the show; Frasier ran from?"
Karey presses her buzzer.
"From 1993 to 2004!" she shouted.
Then a ding was heard.
"CORRECT, KAREY!" Frida shouted. "Forty points for you!"
Team Female cheers & applaudes for her as did the audience.
Julie looks at her cards.
"Question#2. What year did the iphone come out?" she asks.
Keswick presses his buzzer at quick lightning speed before Karey did.
"2005!" he exclaims.
"CORRECT, KESWICK!" shouted Julie. "Forty points for you!"
The male team cheers & applaudes for him as did the audience.
"Alright." Frida started. "Queston#3. What happens if you drink & do drugs for fifty years or more?"
Keswick thinks about it as Karey presses her buzzer with her quick lightning reflexes.
"Your mental state will deteriorate!" she said. "Just like the Chief's!"
The audience laughs.
"CORRECT!" Frida said. "Forty more points for you!"
The females applaudes for her.
"Question#4." Julie started. "What year did that tech store; Nerds & Bolts open? Here's the choices: A.) 1977. B.) 1987. C.) 1991. or D.) 1997."
Keswick buzzes in.
"1997!" he exclaims loudly. "I r-r-remember, because I was there when it first open! It was on an F-F-Friday night. There was quite a c-c-crowd!"
"CORRECT!" Julie shouted. "Forty more points for you, Keswick!"
The males applaudes for him.
"Yeah." Keswick continues. "There's nothing like going to N-N-Nerds & B-B-Bolts on a Friday Evening after school and S-S-Saturday night. H-Hanging out there and making friends with the w-w-workers. Damn! I miss Ted!"
"Uh, yeah?" Frida asks as she changes cards. "Question#5. What year did Taco Fun introduced that talking dog for their commercials?"
Keswick buzzes in.
"Also happened in 1997!" he exclaims. "I had some of their G-G-Gorditas while hanging out at N-N-Nerds & B-B-Bolts!"
"CORRECT!" Frida exclaims. "More points for you!"
The guys applaudes & cheers.
So the questions keep going for another half hour, until they reached the last question.
Both Karey & Keswick was tied.
"It's tied 550 points apiece!" Julie said as Frida strengths out her cards. "Alright. It's time for the last question now! Whoever answers this correctly wins this portion of the battle of the sexes!"
"ALRIGHT!" both Karey & Keswick exclaim in unison as the audience laughs.
"Good!" Julie said.
Frida then reads what was in her card.
"Okay!" she started as she starts reading the card. "When did Speedy Toni's come out with the stuffed topping crust for their pizzas?"
Keswick presses his buzzer.
"She came out with that s-s-stuffed crust back in 2007!" he exclaims.
Then a buzzer goes off.
"Sorry, Keswick." Frida started. "But that's wrong!"
Karey presses her buzzer.
"She didn't come out with it yet." she started. "But she's gonna come out with the stuffed topping crust pizza sometime soon!"
"CORRECT!" Frida exclaims. "You get seventy points and the females win this portion of the contest!"
Then the females cheers & applaudes as did the audience. The guys were pissed at Keswick.
"Thanks a lot, Keswhimp!" Dudley sniffs angrily. "And I thought, that you were smart & knew everything!?"
"I do!" Keswick started. "But I'm not p-p-psychic. How am I suppose to know that she was gonna ask a q-q-question about something that haven't h-h-happen yet."
"You suck, youngster!" Agent Wolfenberg said as he eats a knish.
Karey ran over to her team.
"Way to go, Karey!" Roz praised. "That's showing ole Kesdick!"
"Yeah!" Mini Karey exclaims. "Way to go, regular me!"
"Ha!Ha!Ha! Ole Kesdick is getting chewed out by ole Duds!" Devon exclaims as the other female laughs happily.
"Up next is the Music portion!" Julie announces happily.
Agent Wolfenberg turns to Dudley.
"I'm gonna do this one!" he exclaims to Dudley. "I know my music!"
"Okay, Wolfenberg." Dudley said as he eats one of his knishes. "Go and win it for the guys!"
"YEAH!" the guys cheered loudly. "FOR THE GUYS!"
Then Wolfenberg steps up and walks up to the stands.
Kitty turns to her team.
"I'm gonna do this one!" she said to her team.
"Go get them, sis!" Roz cheers.
"Go, regular me!" Mini Kitty cheers happily.
"GO, KITTY!" the female team cheers as Kitty walks up to the stands.
Julie then turns to both Wolfenberg & Kitty.
"Alright you two." she started. "This is the final portion of the battle of the sexes! Each question is worth 80 points. And whoever gets the most points in this portion, wins and is the best gender of all!"
Then she takes a sip of orange juice.
"So, are you two ready?" she asks.
"YES!" Kitty & Wolfenberg reply to her in unison as the audience laughs.
"Good!" Julie said as she starts looking at her card. "Question#1. 1964 what was the name of the British Rock Band, who maded their first American appearance?"
Wolfenberg presses his buzzer.
"They were called; The Beetles!" he said.
A ding was heard.
"CORRECT!" Julie said as the males applaudes. "80 points for you!"
"YEAH!" Agent Horse shouted.
Frida looks at another card.
"Alright. Time for the next question." she started. "Who was the rapper, who was also an activist, who died in September of 1996?"
Kitty presses her buzzer with quick lightning speed.
"Tupac Shakur!" she exclaims as the ding was heard.
"CORRECT!" Frida said as the females applaudes. "80 points for you!"
"YOU GO GIRL!" Agent Chicken shouted.
"Next question!" Julie said. "Who sung this song; 'Life Ain't Nothin' but a bunch of broken dreams'?"
Both Kitty & Wolfenberg presses their buzzers at the same time.
Julie turns to Kitty.
"Kitty had pressed her buzzer first." she said. "So, what's the answer to that question, Kitty?"
"It was the blues singer; J.J. Riley!" Kitty exclaims with a smile on her face.
"CORRECT, KITTY!" Julie shouted. "80 MORE POINTS FOR YOU!"
The females applaudes for her.
"That's my favorite 70's blues song!" Kitty exclaims. "I remember when daddy would always play it for us on Saturday nights. Haaaaa! Those was the days!"
Frida reads the next question now.
"Okay next question." she said. "Who was the 80's rapper that rapped about females big asses?"
Wolfenberg presses his buzzer.
"The rapper was; Sir Jinx-a-lot!" he said as the ding was heard.
"CORRECT!" Frida said." You get eighty more points!"
The males applaudes loudly.
"Oy. I remember that song fondly." Wolfenberg started. "I was in my senior year at Secret Agent College. My roommate & I were having a freshly maded Pizza House Pizza. The pizza was loaded with tons of meat like; pepperoni, & ham. Yeah. The song came on the radio and we laughed & danced like crazy!"
The music portion of the battle of the sexes continued, until they reached the last question. Kitty was ahead of Wolfenberg.
"Alright. Here's the last question of the battle of the sexes!" Frida exclaims. "Whoever answers this one correctly wins!"
Kitty & Wolfenberg look at each other evilly.
Frida pulls up a card.
"Alright." she started. "Do either of you know this!?"
Then some blues music starts playing.
Kitty presses her buzzer.
"It's; 'I don't have any money, because I don't have a job blues' sung by Paul Fraser!" she exclaims.
Then the buzzer goes off.
"Sorry, Kitty. That's incorrect." Frida said.
"Fuck!" Kitty sniffs.
Wolfenberg presses his buzzer.
"That's the theme song to; Hot Police Nights!" he exclaims.
"CORRECT!" Frida exclaims. "80 more points for the guys! The guys win the music portion!"
Then the guys all cheered & applauded.
Karey looks at the score.
"It's all tied up." she said.
"Oh, great. How are we s-s-suppose to find out, which is the b-b-better g-g-gender now?" Keswick asks. "I thought that was the whole point to this stupid sha-sha-shit."
"Hey. At least, it got us out from an extremely boring day of lectures from that lecture goat guy." Agent Horse said.
"You got a point t-t-there." Keswick said.
"Boring lectures suck!" Mini Devon shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
Kitty then looks over at Dudley and he looks at her back.
"I know, how we can finish this." Kitty started.
"How, regular me?" Mini Kitty asks.
"It's something that started this whole thing in the first place, Mini me." Kitty started as she rips off her spy jumpsuit to expose some wroxling clothes fitted for pregnant women underneath. "WROXLING!"
Dudley then rips off his shirt and some pair of black trunks appears on his bottom half.
"YEAH!" he shouted. "Me vs. Kitty Katswell!"
"I'm game, Dudley!" Kitty said with a determined look on her face. "I'm ready to give you the smackdown that you've been asking for!"
Then both male & female teams started to cheer loudly.
"Whoa! Looks like both team leaders are gonna fight against each other in Wroxling!" Frida said.
"What the hell is wroxling?" Agent Filbert asks stupidly as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
Keswick turns to him.
"Wroxling is a mix of ba-ba-ba-boxing & wr-wr-wr-wrestling, Agent Filbert." he started. "Except it's more e-e-entertaining and there's more b-b-bloodshed. And it's mostly a u-underground sport."
"Oh." Agent Filbert said. "Chestnuts!"
The audience laughs at the stupid squirrel's stupidity.
"This wroxling match being moved to the TUFF gym!" Julie announced. "There's a ring already set up in there."
Then everyone heads for the TUFF gym to watch the match.
In the TUFF gym.
Everyone was being pumped up for the fight against Dudley & Kitty.
Both Kitty & Dudley get into the ring now and both of their respected teams started cheering for them.
Frida walks into the middle of the ring now and raises her hand up in the air.
"Okay, everyone!" she shouted. "This is the final fight. Now, whoever wins this wroxling match will be the best gender of TUFF!"
Then both male & female teams started applauding and cheering.
"Now. Let's get it on!" Frida shouted as the bell dings.
The crowds started cheering loudly as Kitty & Dudley started throwing punches at each other.
Kitty throws several brutal Katswell punches into Dudley's head, face, & upper body with her dark emerald green gloves, as Dudley give Kitty several punches to her head & face, with his red boxing gloves and being careful over her pregnant stomach and not hitting it.
"GO, DUDLEY!" shouted the male team. "DEFEAT HER!"
"GO KITTY!" shouted the female team. "DEFEAT HIM!"
Kitty karate kicks Dudley, but Dudley stood his ground.
"Ha! I'm standing my ground, Kitty." he said smugly. "Like a man should!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kitty shouted as she gives Dudley several Ultra Brutal Katswell punches to the face, thus making his nose bleed.
"GO, REGULAR ME!" Mini Kitty shouted. "BEAT HIS SEXIST ASS!"
Kitty then karate kicks Dudley in the stomach.
"HI-YA!" she shouted.
"OOF!" Dudley said in pain. "My stomach!"
Then he throws a karate dog kick to Kitty, but Kitty grabs his leg and starts pulling it down.
"I don't think so, Dudley." she said. "But I cannot allow you to do that!"
Then she flips him and making Dudley falls down to the mat. The females cheers loudly to this as the males booed.
Then Kitty lays ontop of Dudley and pins him down.
"Grrrrrrrrr!" Dudley growls. "Lemme go!"
Then his arm slips out from Kitty's tight grip and he throws some punches into her face.
"Ha! Take that!" he said.
Kitty throws punches back into Dudley's face hard.
"Take that, punk!" she shouted as she started sweating.
Both teams started shouted & cheered.
Dudley started sweating too as Kitty's top started slipping off.
"Oh, my!" he mutters to himself. "Her tits are so fucking sexy!"
Then her top was completely off.
"Admit it!" Kitty started. "You just got defeated by a sexy female! Admit your defeat, little boy!"
"Yes. I am defeated by a sexy female." Dudley said. "A really, attractive female!"
Then he took off his gloves and started massaging her breasts.
"Mmmmmm! Lovely, pillowly breasts!" Dudley mutters.
"Mmmmmm!" Kitty mutters sexually as she looks down at him. "I wonder, what happens, when I do this!?"
Then she took off her gloves and started rubbing Dudley's groin.
"Oh, man!" Dudley said to Kitty, but not loud enough for everyone else to hear. "This feels good!"
"You like that?" Kitty asks as she looks down at his groin, seeing his cock get extremely hard. "I see that you do!"
Dudley smiles as he made kind of a groan sound.
"Here. Lemme take that out for you!" Kitty said in a sexy tone.
Then she reaches for Dudley's black trunks and pulls them down, exposing his erected cock with his pre-cum leaking a bit.
"Mmmmmmm! Looks like, a certain someone is pre-leaking!" Kitty said in a sexy tone. "Lemme help you with that!"
Then she puts his cock inbetween her sexy tits and started stroking it.
"Mmmmmmm!" she utters sexually. "Feels good inbetween my sexy tits!"
"Oh, damn!" Dudley said. "This feels so fucking good! These sexy titties are so motherfucking soft!"
Kitty strokes Dudley's cock even firmer, harder, & faster now.
"Mmmmmmm!" she utters sexually. "Feels so good!"
She goes even faster now.
"AHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMM!" Dudley exclaims loudly. "This feel so fucking good, Kit-Kat!"
"GOOD!" Kitty said sexually. "I hope, you can squirt your load all over my sexy tits!"
She goes even faster now.
"AHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMM!" Dudley hollers. "I think, I'm gonna cum!"
"Good!" Kitty said in a sexy tone. "Cum all over my sexy tits!"
Then she strokes his cock at quick lightning speed now.
Dudley couldn't hold back all of his semen.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA CUM!" he said as some of his pre-cum leaks onto Kitty's sexy tits.
"GOOD!" Kitty shouted. "Give it to me!"
She goes at quick lightning speed now.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he cums his load all over Kitty's sexy tits.
"Mmmmmmmm! Feels so hot!" Kitty said in a sexy tone. "You're a naughty boy, aren't you!?"
"Haaaaaaaaa! Yeah..." Dudley said as he sighs happily. "Now, lemme show you how naughty a boy like me can be!"
Then he lays Kitty down flat on her back & he inserts his re-erected cock into her and started pounding into her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO TIGHT!" Dudley exclaims.
"IT'S SO BIG!" Kitty exclaims sexually.
Everyone gasps in amazement as the couple fucked.
"It's been awhile, Kit-Kat!" Dudley shouted as he thrusts in & out of Kitty hard and fast.
"Yes! I know, Dudleykins!" Kitty shouted erotically. "It feels so fucking good!"
Dudley pounds into her harder.
"AHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE SO HOT, SEXY, & BEAUTIFUL AS EVER, KIT-KAT!" he exclaims as he goes even faster.
"THANK YOU, DUDLEYKINS!" Kitty shouted erotically. "AND YOU'RE SO HOT, STRONG, & HANDSOME!"
"AHHHHHHHH! THANK YOU, KIT-KAT!" Dudley shouted.
Then he pounds into her deeper, harder, & faster now, as everyone else takes out their cell phones, camcorders, and any other recording devices and starts recording the hot sex action for wetube, Porncentral, or for their friends or their personal needs.
"This is so f-f-fucking hot!" Keswick exclaims with a perverted smile on his face as the audience laughs.
"Oh, man! I haven't seen this hot action, since 1991!" Agent Wolfenberg exclaims.
"Oooh! This gives me a bright idea on what Russell & I should do later!" Roz said sexually.
Dudley pounds into Kitty at quick lightning speed now.
"So, Kit-Kat. Do you want it? Do you want my cum!?" he asks as he pounds into her. "HUH!? DO YA!?"
"AHHHHHHHHH! YES!" Kitty shouted erotically as she wraps her tail around his waist. "PLEEEEASSEEE!? PURRRRRRRRRR!"
"OKAY, KIT-KAT!" Dudley said.
Then he goes into her faster.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KITTY!" he shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DUDLEY!" Kitty shouted erotically.
"AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he cums all of his load deep into Kitty's insides.
"AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kitty hollers as she cums onto his cock hard.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Dudley said.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" sighed Kitty happily. "Seem like, you really needed this!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "And so did you. I hope, that I didn't fuck up anything by fucking you."
Kitty laughs sexually.
"No, you didn't." she started. "You can fuck me. You're not gonna hurt the baby. It's a good thing that you didn't try to fuck me on my ninth month. Then my water would've broke and I would've delivered the baby early."
"That wouldn't be too good." Dudley said. "I want our baby to be healthy."
"Yeah." Kitty said. "You know, Dudleykins. That was a silly fight."
"Yes it was, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "And you know what?"
"What?" Kitty asks.
"I love you." Dudley said.
"Awww." Kitty said. "I love you too!"
Then she gives him a big kiss & Dudley blushes a deep shade of red.
The audience awws & laughs at this.
"Ready for my love mark now?" Kitty asks sexually.
Dudley gulps loudly.
"Yes, Kit-Kat." he started. "I am!"
"Okay." Kitty said as she released her claws. "Here I come!"
Then she slashes him.
"AHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers in pain as the audience laughs. "FUCK!"
"Sorry, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "Do you want me to make it better?"
"Yes, please!?" Dudley cries.
Then Kitty kisses the slash she maded.
"MWAH! There. Better?" she asks.
"Yes!" Dudley said happily.
Then they both stood up and looked at both the male & female teams.
"Everyone. We've got something to say." Kitty announced.
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Me too!"
Then both teams looked at them.
"What is it?" they asked.
"All this fighting against each other is getting us nowhere." Kitty said.
"Yeah. Gender has nothing to do with who's better or not." said Dudley.
"Everyone is skilled in their own ways." Kitty said. "And working together instead of fighting each other is what's best."
"Also that sex is fun!" Dudley added as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty said with a smile on her face. "That too."
Then everyone on both teams started thinking.
"Yeah. She's right." Devon said. "We are skilled in our own ways."
"Yeah." Agent Wolfenberg said. "Sex is pretty fun & great!"
"And I'm sk-sk-skilled in making inventions!" Keswick said.
"But your inventions suck, Kesdick!" Mini TUFF pointed out as the audience laughs.
"I agree with you there, minis!" Roz said.
"Yeah!" Agent Red Cat sniffs. "I'm surprised that the Chief haven't fired you yet from your inventions malfunctioning!"
"Well, I'm the Chief's f-f-favorite!" Keswick said snootily.
Then everyone growls and pounces onto Keswick & started beating the living hell out of him. The audience laughs & applaudes to this. The ass beating lasts for twenty minutes, until Keswick was unconscious.
"Well. Looks like, that's the end of the battle of the sexes!" Frida started. "Looks like, both genders are awesome!"
Then everyone applaudes & cheers loudly.
Then the Chief on his portable monitor on wheels and the goat lecture dude walks up.
"What's going on here!?" the Chief asks angrily.
Everyone turns to him.
"We came to our senses." they all said. "We're all skilled in our own ways and both genders are cool in our own ways! And we're gonna work with each other for now on!"
"That's good, everyone!" the Chief said. "Now, things can get back to normal!"
"Ahhhh, dammit!" the goat lecture dude sniffs angrily as the audience laughs. "I had a lot of lectures for today too! Dammit!"
Then he kicks a can angrily as the audience laughs.
The Chief turns to him.
"Lecture guy. Be a man & suck it up!" he said as the audience laughs.
"The name is Adam!" shouted the goat lecture guy as the audience laughs.
"Who cares!?" the Chief sniffs. "Now, get the fuck outta here, before I throw my shoe at your ass!"
Then the Lecture Goat leaves angrily.
Kitty then turns to everyone.
"Hey, everyone. How about a delicious meal cooked by me & Roz?" she suggested.
"YEAH!" Dudley shouted. "I am starving!"
Then his stomach rumbles loudly & the audience laughs.
"Sure. I do want something to eat." Devon said.
"WE'RE STARVING!" Mini TUFF exclaims as the audience laughs.
"I'm starving!" the Chief said.
"Alright, people. Off to my house for the meal!" Kitty said as she turns to Roz. "Come, sis. We better start cooking the big, delicious meal!"
Roz stands up.
"Okay, sis!" she said. "Let's go!"
Then everyone heads off to Kitty's & Dudley's house.
At Kitty's & Dudley's house sometime later.
All of the TUFF agents were enjoying the meal that Kitty & Roz had maded. The meal was Quad pepperoni pizzas with stuffed crusts. The Katswell Southern fried chicken strips & salad, and some quad devil chocolate cake.
"Mmmmm! This food is delicious, Agent Katswells!" the Chief said as he eats a giant slice of pepperoni pizza.
"Delicious, salad too!" Agent Red cat said as she ate the salad.
"Mmmmm! I love this cake!" Frida exclaims as she eats some of the cake. "It almost tastes like my Frida Bar Cake!"
"This is a great meal!" the Minis said as they ate their food.
"Oh, man! It feels like, there's an orgy in my mouth!" Karey exclaims as the audience laughs.
"This is great!" Agent Wolfenberg exclaims.
"I LOVE IT, GIRLS!" Dudley exclaims as he downs several pizzas all at once, as the audience laughs.
"I still don't know, where he puts it all." Agent Red Cat said.
Kitty & Roz blushes.
"Thanks everyone!" they both said in unison. "We put our best into making that meal for you all!"
Roz then looks over at Kitty.
"Sis. Is it time for you to end the chapter now?" she asks.
"Matter of fact, Roz." Kitty started. "It is."
Then she clears her throat and looks at the camera.
"I hope, you all enjoyed this chapter." she said. "It had everything in it. Tune into the next chapter. It's gonna be as good!"
Dudley holds his glass up to her.
"Can I have some more the new & improved sour citrus Homey Holla please, Kit-Kat?" he asks.
"Sure, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she gives him some more of the new & improved sour citrus Homey Holla. "There you go, Dudleykins."
"Thanks, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he started drinking the soda.
"Tune in next time, people!" Roz said.
Then everyone did a frozen pose as the audience applaudes and the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.