The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2

A Nightmare by the name of Cunningham

Alright guys. This chapter idea is all original. And the plot & script was discussed to and given by Danny angel & DarkMageDragon. After a string of business break-ins at night. The Chief wants two agents to work the Graveyard shift. Dudley volunteers himself and Roz gets talked into doing it. And TUFF gang gets invited to a talk show a couple of days later. How will all this end up? Like always, sit back. Relax. Read & review!

It was a late winter day in Petropolis. It was still too cold. But there is a positive side to this time of the season. The days are starting to get longer and the sun started to rise earlier & earlier as it was evidenced by the sun was starting to rise over the horizon over the tall skyscrapers downtown. Enough of that crap, let's see what our favorite couple is doing.

It cuts to Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park on the Eastside of Petropolis.

It shows Kitty walking out of her bathroom now.

The audience whoos, cheers, whistles, & applaudes for the star.

"Whoo! I feel better after that morning sickness!" she said. "Now time to cook breakfast!

Then she turns to see Dudley still asleep.

The rising sun shined onto his face.

"Awww! Doesn't Duds baby look so wonderful?" Kitty asks. "I must take a photo of this!"

Then she grabs her camera phone and aims it at Dudley. She takes the photo, which wakes him up.

"Huh?" he said as he sits up and stretches. "Morning, Kit-Kat. How are you today?"

"I'm great, Duds baby!" Kitty said. "We get to relax until we have to go to a meeting at 10:30."

"Cool!" Dudley said. "So, what are we having for breakfast?"

"Well, we're gonna have..." Kitty started before the doorbell rings. "There's the door. That must be Peri!"

Then she leaves the room and went to the front door. She unlocks it and opens it. There standing there was Peri.

The audience applaudes for her.

"Morning, Peri!" Kitty greeted with a smile on her face. "How are you this morning?"

"I'm doing great, Kitty!" Peri said as she walks in. "What are you still doing here? Should you and Mr. Puppy be at TUFF?"

"Yeah." Kitty started. "But we're going to a meeting later."

"Oh. Okay." Peri said. "Do you want me to cook breakfast?"

"Sure, Peri." Kitty said.

"Okay." Peri started. "What do you want for breakfast? Scrambled Eggs & bacon? Fried salmon filet wrapped with bacon?"

"Oooh! I'll take the fried salmon filet wrapped with bacon, please?" Kitty said. "I also want some cherry filled crème puffs too!"

"Okay, Kitty!" Peri said as Dudley walks up.

"Morning, Peri." Dudley greeted.

Peri turns to him.

"Morning, Mr. Puppy." Peri greeted. "I'm about to start breakfast. What do you want?"

"I want tons of bacon with toast and meat marmalade!" Dudley started. "Also with a glass of orange juice too!"

"Okay!" Peri said. "I'll go cook now!"

Then she walks to the kitchen and starts cooking the breakfast as Dudley sits down on the couch and grabs the remote for the TV.

"Hey, Kit-Kat. Do you wanna watch cartoons?!" he asks as he turns the channel.

"Sure, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she sits in her recliner and reclines. "Just as long, it's not that shit Spongebob."

The audience laughs as Dudley turns the tv to PBTV.

It shows Wordgirl just saving some random guy. She and the random guy lands.

"Thanks for uh, what's that word?" he asked.

"Saving." Wordgirl said in a bored tone.

"Yeah." the random guy said. "Thanks for saving me, Wordgirl!"

"You're welcome, citizen!" Wordgirl said.

"Do you want some, uh, what are those things that have cheese & sauce on them?" the random guy asks.

"A pizza?" Wordgirl asks boredly.

"Yeah. A pizza!" the random guy said.

"No thanks." Wordgirl said. "God! Everyone in this town is so fucking retarded! They don't even know what a simple word is."

Then she flies away. The random guy looks up.

"Man! She sure haves a really round head!" he said stupidly.

"God! This show is so fucking stupid!" Kitty sniffs. "That girl's head is shaped like a fucking watermelon! And all of those people in that town and fucking show are so goddamn retarded!"

"Yeah. I know, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "But the other cartoon channels have bullshit on."

Kitty rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.

"Oh, Dudley." she said.

Soon, breakfast was ready.

"Breakfast's ready!" Peri shouted.

Dudley immediately jumps up from the couch and runs to the kitchen. The audience laughs at this as Kitty smiles and lets her legs down on the recliner and stands up with ease. Then she walks to the kitchen.

Peri serves the breakfast.

"I hope you enjoy my breakfast, Kitty!" she said as she sets Kitty's breakfast in front of her. "I worked really hard on it!"

"Don't worry, Peri." Kitty started. "I'm gonna enjoy this!"

Then she starts eating her breakfast.

"Mmmmm! This is great, Peri!" Kitty exclaims.

"Yeah!" Dudley said as he starts downing his breakfast. "This is the best!"

Peri smiles and blushes.

"Thanks!" she said. "I'm glad that you two enjoy it!"

Kitty eats some more of the fried salmon with the cherry filled crème puffs at the same time.

"Mmmmm! Delicious!" she exclaims as the audience laughs.

Soon the couple was done with their breakfast.

"Do you need anything else?" Peri asks.

"Yes, Peri." Kitty said. "The newspaper, please?"

"Okay." Peri said as she walks outside and get the newspaper.

She soon returns with the newspaper and gives it to her.

"Here you go, Kitty." said Peri. "Do you have everything?"

"Yes, Peri." Kitty said. "I do."

"Good." Peri said as she turns to Dudley. "How about you, Mr. Puppy? Do you want anything?"

"Yes, Peri." Dudley started. "I want some more bacon, please!?"

"Okay, Mr. Puppy." Peri said. "I'll go cook you some more."

Then she goes to the stove and started cooking some more bacon. Dudley sits back in the chair as Kitty reads the newspaper.

"Mmmmm?" she mutters loudly.

Dudley turns to her.

"What's wrong, Kit-Kat?" he asks.

"There's been a string of nighttime robberies lately, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she read the news article.

"Really?" Dudley asks. "There hasn't been a nighttime robbery in two years. Why are they starting back up again, I wonder?"

"I don't know, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I bet the Chief will have something to say about this today at TUFF."

"Probably." Dudley said. "Or he just might ignore it, just like he does with a bunch of other shit that happens in the city. You know how he is."

"Yeah." Kitty said as Peri returns with Dudley's bacon.

"What's wrong?" Peri asks.

"There's been a string of nighttime robberies, Peri." Kitty said.

"Oh." Peri started. "I've heard about those. The cops don't know who's doing it. This person who's robbing these stores must be pretty smart & crafty to outwit the cops. Then again, it doesn't take much to fool Petropolis' stupid-ass cops."

The audience laughs at this.

"That's for sure, Peri!" Dudley said as he started eating his bacon. "I once gave them a box of rocks and the fucking assholes thought it was donuts and they ate it! Ha! Talking about stupid, huh!?"

The audience laughs.

"Yeah!" Peri said. "But I'm not too worried. I'm sure TUFF will stop the assholes that are doing this and take their asses to jail!"

"Of course we will, Peri!" Kitty started. "Business should do what Jersey did to keep his place from being robbed."

"And what's that? May I ask?" asked Peri.

"Put metal bars and steel plated walls around the doors and windows when you close up!" Kitty said.

"Yeah." Peri started. "That's definitely gonna keep out the robbers! I got to start dusting & cleaning now you two. If you need anything, just holler!"

Then she stands up and went to clean.

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"So, Kit-Kat." he started. "What do you wanna do now?"

"Well, I gotta do my exercises, Dudleykins." Kitty said.

"Oh. Okay then." Dudley said. "The Kattersons will be on! I think, I'm gonna watch that!"

"Oh boy! I think, I'll watch that with you, while doing my exercises!" Kitty said. "Help me up, please?"

"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he went over and helped her up. "Let's go."

Then they went into the living room to exercise and to watch The Kattersons.

Meanwhile at Roz's house.

Roz was eating herself some breakfast while lying on her couch.

The audience whoos, whistles, & applaudes for her.

Her boyfriend; Russell Judge was sitting on the smaller couch.

The audience applaudes for him.

"So, how are you enjoying that breakfast, Russell dear?" Roz asks.

"I really love it, Rozzie honey!" Russell said. "This is really gonna fuel me up for a day on the railroad! No pun intended."

The audience laughs.

"Thanks, Russell dear!" Roz said with a smile on her face. "I'm glad that you enjoyed it! I really worked hard on it too!"

"Mmmmm! I can tell!" Russell said as he cuddles her. "My baby can cook!"

Roz blushes.

"I know!" she said as the audience laughs.

"So, when are you going in for work?" Russell asks.

"I'm going in for a meeting today at 10:30." replies Roz. "And then, I have the rest of the day off. Unless, the Chief wants me to work my shift. Which I'm hoping not."

"That's good!" Russell said. "So, do you wanna go to a movie tonight?"

"Sure!" Roz said. "Just as long, it's not one of those lame vampire romance movies or anything lame."

"Okay, Rozzie." Russell said.

"So, are you gonna be working outside today?" Roz asks.

"No." Russell said. "I'm gonna be working inside the workshops today, fixing rolling stock & locomotives."

"That's good." Roz started. "It's a bit too cold to be working outside by the tracks."

Russell laughs heartily.

"Don't worry about that, Rozzie." he said. "I can handle it!"

Then he stands up from the couch.

"Well, Rozzie. It's time for me to go to work now." Russell said. "See you later, Rozzie baby!"

Then he gives Roz a kiss on the cheek. The audience whoos at this.

"See you later, Russell dear!" Roz replies with a smile on her face.

Russell leaves and Roz goes back to watching tv until it was time for her to go to TUFF.

At TUFF HQ sometime later.

Everyone was in the meeting room.

The Chief had some papers.

"Alright, everyone." he barked. "Shut the hell up!"

Everyone then shuts up.

"Before we get to the serious portion of this morning meeting." the Chief started. "Julie haves something to say."

Then he turns to Julie.

"Go ahead, Julie." the Chief said.

"Thanks, Herbert." Julie said as she stands up and smiles. "As you know the TUFF Destroyers won their second championship of the second annual female winter basketball game, last week."

"Oh yeah!" Karey said. "We are still being asked for autographs!"

"That's nice, Karey!" Julie said. "And we're getting demands from little girls, who watched this year's game and the game from last year from elementary schools to see you. And there are a lot of different businesses beginning to set up female basketball teams! So that means, there's gonna be more competition for next year's game!"

The TUFF females murmur to each other in excitement.

"And I would like to present the MVP awards now." Julie said as she takes out two golden basketball trophies. "The first MVP award goes to Karey Kitten!"

Then everyone and the audience applaudes as she gives Karey the award.

"Thank you. Thank you." Karey said as she holds the trophy up in the air.

"You're welcome." Julie said as she picks up the second trophy. "And the second MVP is Roz Katswell!"

She gives Roz her trophy as everyone applaudes.

"Thanks!" Roz said with a wide smile on her face. "I gave my 150 percent!"

Then everyone applaudes for her as did the audience.

"That's great, Roz!" Julie said as she turns to the Chief. "Alright, Herbert. I'm done."

"Okay, Julie." the Chief said as he turns to the agents. "Alright, agents. I don't know if any of you watch the news on tv."

"Fuck the news!" Agent Bacon shouted loudly as the audience laughs & applaudes at this.

Everyone agrees with him.

"Anyways." the Chief continues. "There's has been a string of nighttime robberies in the city lately. So that's why, I'm starting up the graveyard shift again!"

Some of the agents groaned at this.

"I'm gonna need two agents to do it, until whoever is committing the robberies is arrested." the Chief said as he turns to the agents. "Well, who wants to do it?"

Dudley raises his hand.

"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me! Me!" he shouted childishly as the audience laughs. "I wanna do it, Chief! Please!?"

"Okay, agent Puppy." the Chief said. "You can do it."

"Yes!" Dudley exclaims happily.

The Chief turns to everyone else.

"Whoelse wanna do the Graveyard shift?" he asks.

Dudley raises his hand up in the air.

"You're already doing it, Agent Puppy!" the Chief grumbles.

"I know that, Chief." started Dudley. "I wanna choose someone."

"Okay, son." the Chief said. "Who are you gonna choose?"

"I choose Kitty!" Dudley said with a wide smile on his face.

Then all of the agents whoos at this as did the audience.

"Well, agent Katswell-Puppy. Do you wanna do it?" the Chief asks Kitty.

"I would love to, Chief." started Kitty. "But I need my rest. This baby is really tiring."

"I understand, Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said. "Anyone else wants to do it?"

Dudley looks over at Roz and then turns to the Chief.

The Chief sees Dudley do this and turns to Roz.

"Agent Katswell." he started. "I want you to do the Graveyard shift with Agent Puppy!"

"Am I gonna get paided extra?" Roz asks as the audience laughs.

"Yes!" the Chief said. "The both of you are gonna get a thousand dollars extra for doing this!"

"Alright, Chief." started Roz. "I'm game!"

"Good!" the Chief said. "You two are gonna start it tonight after the Evening shift goes home."

"Right, Chief!" Roz said.

Then the Chief turns to everyone else.

"Alright, people. Get to work!" he barked. "Agents Katswell & Puppy. You two may go back home and report back here at 23:00 hours!"

"23:00 hours?" Dudley asks. "But my watch only has twelve hours on it. So when am I suppose to know when to come on in here?"

The audience laughs at Dudley's stupid yammering.

The Chief facepalms himself in pure disgust.

Later that night.

It was 11:00 now.

Roz & Dudley had arrived at TUFF and some of the Evening Shift background poser agents were telling them that everything's been going great and there hasn't been any robberies reported.

It now shows Roz & Dudley sitting at their cubicals, typing on their computers.

"So, Rozzie." Dudley started. "How did Russell take the news of you working the Graveyard Shift?"

"Well, he was saddened by it, Duds." Roz started. "We both had plans to go to the movies tonight. I explained everything to him about the overnight robberies and he understood on what I had to do and why I cancelled our date."

"I see." Dudley said. "Well, I was planning on watching a horror movie with Kit-Kat tonight, but I had to reschedule that for another time."

"Yeah." Roz said.

Dudley then turns to her.

"You know, Rozzie." he started. "I always had a dream of working the Graveyard Shift here at TUFF."

"Really, Duds?" Roz asks. "I've never knew that."

"I think, I told you before." Dudley started before he stopped and started thinking. "Wait a minute. I didn't tell you that before. I actually told that to Kitty. Well anyways, I always had a dream of working the Graveyard shift, Rozzie."

"And what's the reason for that, Duds?" Roz asks.

"Because, you get to do anything you want!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs. "And you don't get into trouble!"

"Yeah. You're right there, Duds." Roz said. "Now, let's get to work! The sooner we get to work, the faster we can take a break & relax!"

Then she turns to her computer and started working.

"Yeah!" Dudley shouted as the audience laughs.

Then he turns to his computer and started typing.

Later.

It was 1:45 now. Roz & Dudley was hanging out in the Snack Room, relaxing and chilling.

"It's too bad Kit-Kat can't be here." Dudley said. "But at least we can hang out, right Roz?"

"Right, Big D!" Roz said.

"So, Roz. Do you wanna check the entire headquarters or do you wanna go to my special room?" Dudley asks.

Roz smiles evilly.

"I think you know the answer to that!" she said in a sexy tone as the audience whoos at this.

Dudley smiles.

"I'll take that as a yes to my special room then!" he said as he picks up Roz bridal style and carries her to the room.

The audience whoos at this.

In Dudley's private room.

Dudley lays Roz down on the couch gently and she started ripping off her clothes, until she was naked as Dudley takes off his black shirt. He looks at her sexy body thoroughly.

"Mmmmmm! You have quite a sexy body there, Rozzie!" Dudley said with a smile on his face.

Roz smiles and blushes.

"Thanks, Big D!" she said in a sexy tone. "Now it's time for you to live up to your name!"

Then she went over to him and started massaging his groin.

Dudley throws his head back in sure pleasure.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm!" he moans in pleasure. "This feels good, Rozzie!"

"Good!" Roz said with a sexy smile. "Get all brick hard for me!"

She keeps rubbing as Dudley's dick comes out of him all erected & hard.

"There we go!" Roz said in a sexy tone. "You're all erected, hard, and ready to be fucked!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "So, which position? Cowgirl or Missionary?"

Then Roz pushes him down onto the couch and then she gets onto this harden member and starts thrusting her hips. Dudley started to thrust his cock in & out of her too.

"AHHHHHHH! IT'S SO TIGHT & WET!" Dudley exclaims as he thrusts.

"AHHHHHHH! IT'S SO BIG & HARD!" Roz said as she thrusts her hips fast.

Dudley puts his hands onto Roz's sexy small waist to keep her balance.

Roz smile as she knew what Dudley was doing. So, she puts his hands onto her sexy 44D breasts and Dudley started massaging her breasts.

"Mmmmmm! Yeah!" Roz mutters sexually. "This feels so fucking good!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said as he keeps massaging her big sexy breasts. "Doing this is making me even harder!"

"GOOD!" Roz said as she rides his cock harder & faster. "That's what I wanted to hear, Big D!"

She goes even harder & faster on Dudley's member as Dudley massages Roz's breasts and pound into her at quick rhythm.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Shit!" Dudley shouted.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Fuck!" Roz exclaims.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Rozzie!" Dudley started. "You're so hot, sexy, & beautiful!"

"Thanks, Big Duds!" Roz shouted. "And you're so hot, strong, & handsome!"

"Thank you, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he starts tugging on Roz's sexy breasts now. "Oh, damn! I love the hell out of these sexy breasts!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! And I love the hell of my breasts being tugged by you, Big Duds baby!" Roz exclaims sexually.

Then she rides on his rod harder and faster as she smiles evilly.

"Time to make Bid Duds cum really hard into my insides first!" she said with an evil smile.

Then she wraps her tail around his waist and squeezes him tightly.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers. "FUCKING SHIT!"

"Come on baby!" Roz said erotically. "SHOOT YOUR HOT LOVE DEEP INTO MY INSIDES!"

Then she bends over and started to tug on Dudley's balls now hard & fast.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! FUCKING SHIT!" Dudley shouted loudly. "I'M GONNA EXPLODE!"

"COME ON!" Roz shouted as she tugs his sack and rides roughly. "CUM!"

"GRRRRRRRRRRR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley shouted as he explodes his cum deep into her insides.

"YES!" Roz shouted erotically as she continues tugging on his balls. "IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD! STAIN MY INSIDES, BIG DUDS BABY!"

"GRRRRRRRRRR!" Dudley growls as he keeps cumming into Roz.

"OH SI!" Roz said sexually.

Then Roz reaches her climax now.

"AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she hollers erotically as she cums hard onto his cock.

"Oh, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "I love you!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAA!" Roz sighs happily as she finishes cumming. "I love you too, Duds baby! Looks like, I win again and maded you cum first!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I still own you lunch for all this year."

"Hell yeah!" Roz said. "You can start tomorrow!"

"Okay." Dudley said as he pulls out of her. "I want you to stroke me with your sexy little peds!"

"Alright, Big Duds!" Roz said as she puts her sexy little peds onto Dudley's half erected member and started stroking it. "Mmmmmmm! Yeah!"

Dudley throws his head back in sure pleasure.

"AHHHHHHHHH! Mmmmmmmm!" he shouted as his erection comes back to life. "This feels so fucking good, Rozzie!"

"It sure does, Big Duds!" Roz said as she strokes his cock hard & fast. "I love doing this to you and Russell baby!"

She strokes his member harder & faster.

"AHHHHHHHH! YEAH!" Dudley said.

"Mmmmmm!" Roz mutters in a sexy tone. "This cock feels so good on my sexy little peds!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" yelled Dudley. "These peds feels so good on my hard cock!"

Roz then strokes his balls as well as his cock.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Yeah!" Dudley shouted. "This feels great!"

"And it feels great!" Roz exclaims as she tugs and strokes his private area hard & fast.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Yeah!" Dudley said. "I LOVE THIS!"

"ME TOO!" Roz shouted as she strokes.

Dudley does his best to hold in all of his seed. Roz sees that.

"Mmmmm?" she thought to herself. "Looks like, he's holding back! I know how to make him explode!"

Then she strokes the top of Dudley's cock at quick lightning speed now.

"He can't hold back from this!" Roz said evilly to herself.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT!" Dudley shouted as his pre-cum started to leak all over Roz's sexy peds. "I think, I'm gonna explode, Rozzie!"

"That's great, Big Duds!" Roz said erotically.

Then she smiles & thought to herself.

"Good! He can't come back from this point!" she thought as she strokes at quick lightning pace. "COME ON! CUM ALL OVER MY SEXY PEDS, BIG DUDS BABY!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he cums his seed all over Roz's sexy peds.

"MMMMMMMMMM! Your seed feels so hot & good on my sexy little peds, Big Duds baby!" Roz said in an erotic tone.

"Thank you, Rozzie baby!" Dudley said. "Now lick it up!"

"Okay!" Roz said as she started licking up the cum off of her peds. "Mmmmmm! Delicious!"

"Thank you, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "Lick it all up! It's good for you!"

"Mmmmmmm!" Roz said.

Soon all of Dudley's cum was licked up.

"That was delicious, Big Duds baby!" Roz said in a erotic tone. "I really enjoyed that midnight fucking!"

"Me too, Rozzie babe!" Dudley said. "It's a good thing that we're here in the headquarters alone. Now we can fuck!"

"Yeah!" Roz said. "How about we go fuck on the Chief's desk next time when we're on the Graveyard Shift?"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Smart idea, Rozzie!"

Roz blushes.

"Thanks, Big Duds!" she said.

"Guess what?" Dudley asks.

"What?" asks Roz.

"You maded me use up all of my cum!" Dudley said. "You're a cool and awesome cat girl! A very cool and awesome cat girl!"

Roz smiles.

"Meeooww! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" she said as she extracts her claws. "Ready for your love mark, Big Duds baby?"

"Sure am, Rozzie babe!" Dudley said.

Then she slashes him.

"AHHHHHHH! FUCK!" Dudley shouted. "GEEZ!"

"I'm sorry, Big Duds baby!" Roz said. "Do you want me to kiss it and make it feel better?"

"Yes, please!?" Dudley pleaded.

"Okay." Roz said.

Then she kisses the slashes she maded.

"MWAH! There. Better?" Roz asks.

"Yeah!" Dudley said.

"Great!" Roz said with a smile.

"That was great, Roz!" Dudley said. "So, do you wanna check the headquarters now?"

"Yeah." Roz answers. "Just let me grab a soda. Want one?"

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Gimme a Toilet Cola. And I'll check the monitors."

"Okay, Big Duds!" Roz said as she goes and gets the soda.

"I should call Kitty." thought Dudley.

Dudley then walks to the monitors and grabbed his phone. Then he calls Kitty.

"Hello?" Kitty's voice came on the phone.

"Hi, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

"Hi, Dudley baby!" Kitty said. "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing quite well, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "How about you?"

"I'm doing fine, Dudley baby." Kitty said. "I was just having my late midnight snack!"

The audience laughs at this.

"That's good!" Dudley said. "Feeling okay?"

"Yeah!" Kitty said.

"No sickness or headaches?" Dudley asks.

"No. I'm fine, Dudley baby." Kitty said.

"Okay." Dudley said. "It's good to hear from you Kit-Kat! See you soon!"

"Okay, Dudley baby!" Kitty said. "Be safe!"

Then they both hang up as Roz walks up with two giant glasses of soda.

"Who are you talking to, Big Duds?" she asks.

"I was just talking to Kit-Kat on the phone, Rozzie." Dudley said as Roz gives him his glass of Toilet Cola.

"Oh." Roz said.

"Wanna watch some tv, Rozzie?" Dudley asks.

"Sure." Roz replies.

So Dudley turns on the tv. The tv turns onto the news.

Wolf Spitzer was in the newsroom with the words; Emergency written on a card next to his head.

"This is Wolf Spitzer for Petropolis News!" he said.

"Boring!" Dudley said as he picks up the remote and was about to turn the tv as the audience laughs.

"Wait a minute, Duds." Roz said. "Let's hear what's the emergency is first. Then if it's shit, then turn it."

"Okay, Rozzie." Dudley said.

It shows Wolf Spitzer again.

"There was a break-in at Mario's & Luigi's pizzeria!" Spitzer exclaims. "Whoever committing these crimes are clever and they always cover up their prints. I'm Wolf Spitzer saying; keep your stick on the ice & be aware!"

The audience laughs.

"Oh no, Rozzie!" Dudley said. "Looks like that asshole broke into Mario & Luigi's Pizzeria! My former favorite pizza place!"

"It's my former favorite pizza place too, Big Duds!" Roz said. "I got to remind the morning shift about this later! There's nothing we can do about it now."

"Yeah." Dudley said as he changes the channel and sits down in a chair. "Oooh! I wish, that I was there when that asshole broke in! I would've given him my Ultra Dog Knock-out punch!"

"Yeah, Big Duds." Roz said as she takes a sip of her sour orange & lime Homey Holla. "And I would've liked to give them my Super brutal Katswell Punch to the fucking balls!"

"So, do you just wanna relax for the rest of the shift?" Dudley asks.

"Sure, Big Duds." Roz said. "I doubt that fuck will strike again tonight."

Then they both relaxed in their chairs and dranked their sodas for the rest of the shift, but little did they know they were being watched by someone. A red, white, & blue security camera moves as its red light blinks.

A couple of days later.

There hasn't been any crime since the Mario & Luigi's pizzeria robbery. The Chief had commissioned the newly christened graveyard shift and he been assigning agents to do it.

It shows him in his office, sitting at his desk in his underwear. He was writing something down on a piece of paper.

"And if I tear that wall down. Then I can put in my man cave!" the Chief exclaims. "It's not like, Keswick uses that weight lifting room anyways!"

The audience laughs at this.

Then Julie walks in wearing a red shirt, black ladies business pants, and her black closed toed high heeled stilettos. Her black hair was in a ponytail, which stopped at her shoulders.

The Chief looks at her.

"HOT DAMN, JULIE!" he exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "YOU LOOK HOT & SEXY TODAY!"

"Thanks, Herbert." Julie said. "Don't get too excited now."

Then she looks down and sees that the Chief had an erection in his briefs.

"Too late!" the Chief shouted loudly as the audience laughs. "I want you to jerk me off, Richards!"

Julie rolls her eyes in disgust.

"Herbert! I told you that I have a boyfriend!" she sniffs. "And I also told you that I don't do work while working! Now, do you have some papers for me to shred or file?!"

"Yes." the Chief said as he gives her some papers.

"Thank you, Herbert." Julie said and lefted.

The Chief growls.

"I'm gonna fuck you one of these days, woman!" he shouted after her as the audience laughs.

Then he watches his tv. There was a commercial on.

"Oh god!" the Chief said as he rolls his eyes. "A boring fucking commercial! I bet it's about car insurance or some shit like that!"

Then a man's voice was heard from the tv.

"Next Monday. We're having a special show about crime fighters & crime fighting." said the voice. "Call the number on the screen, if you want to be on our show! Together, we can put cheese on the cracker!"

It then showed the number for the show against a American flag background as some music plays.

"Okay!" the Chief said as he takes out his phone and started dialing the number. "This will give us the chance to appear on a talk show!"

He puts the phone up to his ear and started making the arrangements for the show.

Meanwhile. The TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, & Keswick were on their break.

"Hey, Keswick. Do you want me to beat you in a speed run of Mario Kart 8?" Roz asks.

"It depends, Agent R-R-Roz." Keswick started. "Am I g-g-g-gonna win this time?"

"Don't I always?" Roz asks with a innocent smile on her face as the audience laughs.

"No!" Keswick sniffs. "I always l-l-lose and you always make me p-p-play a sucky character!"

"Alright, Keswick." Roz started. "I promise to let you win and I also promise to let you choose a better character."

She crosses her fingers behind her back and the audience laughs at this.

"Alright, Agent R-R-R-Roz." started Keswick. "I'll play with you!"

Roz smiles as she takes out her dark midnight blue Wii U and another white plain Wii U and gives it to Keswick.

"Here you go!" she said as she starts up the game.

"Heh! Heh!" Keswick laughs. "I'm gonna c-c-c-choose Toad because he's s-small & f-f-fast!"

"Don't forget, he's also annoying too!" Devon said.

"Looks like you & Toad both have something in common, Kesdick!" Mini Kitty laughs as the audience laughs.

"GRRRRRRRRR!" Keswick growls angrily.

"And I'm gonna choose Daisy." Roz said. "Because like me; she's hot, fast, sexy, beautiful and also a tomboy!"

Then they both started the game.

"Go, Regular me!" Mini Roz cheered.

"Beat his ass, Rozzie!" Karey shouted.

"So, are you taking Lamaze classes, Kitty?" Devon asks Kitty & Dudley.

"Yep! We sure are, Devon!" Kitty said. "They're teaching us about different techniques to reduce pain when the baby is born."

"Yeah!" Dudley butted in. "And I have a suitcase by the bedroom door, when Kit-Kat's ready to go to the hospital and give birth!"

"Actually, there are four bags, Dudleykins." Kitty corrected. "Two are for me. And the other two are filled with snacks."

"Which are for me!" Dudley exclaims with a wide smile on his face as the audience laughs.

Devon rolls her eyes and smiles.

"Of course." she said as the audience laughs.

"I've gotta have my snacks, Devon." Dudley said as his stomach rumbles loudly as the audience laughs.

"And I also have snacks in my bag too!" Kitty said.

"That's nice, Regular me!" Mini Kitty said.

"Ha!Ha! Yes!" Roz shouted in victory. "I WON!"

"D-D-D-DAMMIT!" Keswick sniffs. "I f-f-fucking knew it! I f-f-fucking knew it! I knew that you was gonna b-b-beat me! Again!"

"Ahhhh, stop your crying Kesdick." Karey said. "Take it like a fucking man."

The audience laughs as Keswick growls angrily. Everyone else laughs at Keswick's pain too. Then the Chief rolls in on his portable monitor.

"Alright, TUFF quintet. Mini TUFF, and Keswick. I have some news for you all!" he said.

"What is it, Chief?" Mini Dudley asks. "Are we getting massage chairs to be at our cubicals, instead of those hard, plastic chairs?"

"No, Mini Agent Puppy." the Chief said.

"Are you getting married?" Kitty asks.

"No, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said.

"Am I getting a raise?" Keswick asks with hopefulness in his voice.

"Fuck no!" the Chief sniffs.

"Are you getting fired?" Roz asks as the audience laughs.

"Hell no!" the Chief sniffs. "The news is; we're going to be making an appearance on a tv show next Monday!"

The TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, & Keswick all exclaims happily as the audience laughs.

"Make sure, you get lots of sleep." the Chief added. "Because, I want you to make a great impression!"

"You don't need to worry about that, Chief!" Kitty said. "We will get plenty of sleep!"

Then she saluted him.

"Perfect!" the Chief said with a smile on his face. "I know, I can count on you all!"

Then he leaves and goes back to his office. Karey smiles widely.

"I get to be on TV!" she exclaims. "And it's gonna be on a talk show too!"

"Oh god! I am so fucking excited, Regular me!" Mini Devon exclaims.

"I know what you mean, Mini me!" Devon said. "I'm excited too!"

"Wait till I tell my f-f-f-folks about me appearing on t-t-t-tv!" Keswick exclaims. "They're gonna be s-s-surprised!"

"Yeah." Roz said picking up the Wii U. "Just like you, when I beat you in this last race!"

She presses several buttons and crossed the finish line.

"YOU WIN!" shouted the announcer in the game as the audience laughs.

"YEAH!" Roz exclaims as she started doing her updated version of the gloating dance. "Go, Rozzie! You're awesome! You kicked Keswick's ass in Mario Kart 8!"

Everyone cheers for Roz as the audience laughs at Keswick's embarrassment.

Monday.

The TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, Keswick, & the Chief were dressed presentable and professional. Even the Dudleys, who were wearing the same type of suit that Dudley was wearing at the end of; 'Purr-fect Partners'.

"I wonder, what we're gonna say about our work?" Dudley asks as he straightens out his tie.

Kitty turns to him.

"We're gonna tell it like it is, Duds baby." she said. "And then, we're gonna explain all of the procedures too!"

"Ahhh." Dudley said. "Okay, Kit-Kat!"

Then a limo pulls up in front of the headquarters. The Chief turns to them.

"Alright, agents. The limo's here!" he shouted. "Let's go!"

"Oh boy! A limo!" Mini Roz shouted. "I've never been in a limo before, Regular me!"

"I have, Mini me." Roz said as she gets into the limo. "It was back on my prom night. That was quite a night!"

"I w-w-want some details on t-t-t-that!" Keswick said as he gets into the limo.

"Like hell you will!" Roz shouted as the audience laughs. "What happened on my prom night isn't any of your fucking business! Only me, Mini me, Kitty, Mini Kitty, my friends, and that guy I was with knows about it. Not some geeky nerd with a stutter, who builted a female version of himself only to explode into pieces!"

"Awww. You hurt my f-f-f-feelings." Keswick said in a sad tone as the audience laughs.

"You made Keswick sad, Agent Roz." the Chief said. "Ha! What a puss!"

Then everyone laughs at the Chief's joke as the limo pulls away from the headquarters and to the tv studios.

At the PTV studios.

The agents were getting ready as makeup ladies were putting makeup on them. Mini Kitty turns to Kitty.

"Regular me. What show are we gonna be on?" she asks.

"I have no idea, Mini me." Kitty admitted. "The Chief never did say."

Devon turns to the Chief.

"What show are we gonna be appearing on, sir?" she asks. "You never did told us."

"I hope, we get to be on Quacky's Super Happy Talk Show Hour!" Dudley exclaims loudly with a wide smile on his face as the audience laughs. "Or Quacky's World! Or even The Sharing Moose's Sports Show!"

"Why are you saying Quacky so damn much, Duds?" Karey asks. "I'm surprised that you still like him and watch his shows, especially after what he has done to you."

"Because, I'm the president of Quacky's Fan Club, Karey!" Dudley said as he puts on his Quacky hat. "And no matter what Quacky does to me or Kitty. I will always be his biggest fan!"

"I thought I burned those stupid looking hats!" Kitty sniffs as she takes the stupid looking Quacky hat off of Dudley's head.

"My hat!" cried Dudley as the audience laughs.

"So, what show are we gonna be on?" Devon repeated to the Chief.

"We're gonna be on the Bill Cunningham Show!" the Chief said with praise.

Then all of the main TUFF agents groaned and they were pissed off at the flea.

"We're gonna be on the Bill Cunningham Show!?" Roz asks. "I hate the living hell out of that shitty-ass show with his 'put the cheese on the cracker' retarded shit!"

"That show really sucks, Chief!" started Kitty. "None of us really like that show or watches it. Not even Dudley."

"That's right, Chief. I don't watch it anymore and I am the one, who watches shitty shows or shows with bad taste." Dudley said.

"D-D-Dammit! And I thought, we were gonna appear on a good show!" Keswick said as he puts emphasis on the word good.

The Chief frowned.

"If you don't make this appearance, then it'll just make TUFF and everyone look bad." the Chief said. "And the last thing we want is bad press. We're still having good press from that ladies basketball game and we don't want to lose that. So, we're gonna appear on the show today!"

Everyone sighs.

"Alright, Chief." they all said in unison.

"Great!" the Chief said as the Bill Cunningham Show theme starts to play.

It now shows a stage with the American Flag in the background and there was thirteen chairs sitting on stage. Some cheesy, generic talk show music starts playing as it shows a sneaky looking weasel wearing a gray suit with a white shirt, gray business pants and black shoes sitting in one of the chairs. His hair was grayish-brownish and it was cut in a dorky-sort of way.

The mindless sheep audience applaudes.

"BAAAAAAAA!" they all cheered as the Katswell Show audience laughs.

"Thank you for coming in today, sheep!" he said in a annoying tone. "And thanks for watching. Crime Fighters. They save the day from criminals and evil doers. They have interesting careers, but do they have interesting lives? Sitting with me is the chief of Petropolis' own TUFF; Herbert Dumbrowski."

The Chief was sitting on his portable mobile monitor, which was sitting on a chair. The mindless sheep audience applaudes for him.

"So, Herbert." Cunningham started. "How long you been the chief of TUFF or Turbo Undercover Fighting Force for the people Cough! Retards. Cough! that doesn't know what that means."

"I've been working at TUFF for at least fifty years!" the Chief said. "And I've been chief for twelve years! I used to be the best field agent that TUFF ever had!"

"That's nice!" Cunningham said. "So, how do treat your agents? Is there any drama against each other?"

The mindless sheep cheers and applaudes when Cunningham uses the emphasis on the word drama.

"There's little drama against each other, Mr. Cunningham." the Chief said. "You can ask my agents themselves."

"Okay." Cunningham said. "Now, here are the TUFF agents: Kitty Katswell-Puppy, Dudley Puppy, Roz Katswell, Karey Kitten, Devon Foxx, Mini TUFF and Keswick!"

Then the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, & Keswick walks out onto the stage and sit down as the mindless sheep audience applaudes and the cheesy, generic talk show music plays.

Cunningham turns to the team.

"So, which one of you are the best agent of TUFF right now?" he asks.

"I am." Kitty said. "But I consider, that we all are the best TUFF agents."

"Yeah!" Karey said.

"So, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Cunningham started. "How long you been working at TUFF?"

"I've been working at TUFF for five years now." Kitty said. "And I've been loving every minute of it! Even when my partner & husband; Dudley Puppy does stupid shit to me."

"Watch your language, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Cunningham said. "Anyways, do you ever have scandalous moments at work?"

"No." Kitty said. "Our moments would always be at home."

Of course, Kitty was lying about this, but Cunningham didn't know this or does the Chief.

"My regular would never do such a thing!" Mini Kitty lied.

"Who are you?" Cunningham asks as he pinches her cheek. "You're such a cute little kid to stand up for your mommy!"

"I'm her mini! And I'm 31 you fuckface!" Mini Kitty shouted angrily as she slaps his hand hard as the Katswell Show audience laughs.

"Sure. Whatever." Cunningham said and he mutters to himself. "Fucking midget!"

"What was that?" Mini Kitty asks.

"Nothing, mini." Cunningham said as he turns his attention to Roz. "And who are you?"

"I'm Roz Katswell." Roz started. "I'm the twin sister of Kitty Katswell-Puppy."

"That's good." the weasel said. "How long you've been working at TUFF?"

"I've been working at TUFF for two and a half years." Roz replies. "But before I joined TUFF. I was a police officer and a SWAT team member in Seattle for six years!"

"How did you get promoted from police officer to SWAT team member in just six years?" Cunningham asks.

"I just worked hard." Roz said.

"With you working at TUFF. How do you find the time to fuck with your sister's husband?" Cunningham asks as the mindless sheep audience whoos loudly.

"What the fuck do you mean!?" Roz asks. "Whoever I fuck is none of your fucking business!"

Cunningham turns to the mindless sheep audience.

"We got a tape of you fucking Mr. Dudley Puppy at the TUFF headquarters last week!" he said with a self satisfied smirk on his face.

Then everyone turns to the monitor and it shows the intercourse between Roz & Dudley. The mindless sheep audience whoos. Dudley laughs nervously as Kitty and the Chief look at him.

"Uh, I can explain!" Dudley said.

"Yes, Agent Puppy. Please explain." the Chief said frowning.

"And with plenty of d-d-d-details too!" Keswick said with a perverted smile on his face as the Katswell Show audience laughs.

"Well you see." started Dudley. "Roz & I are best friends. We have sex with each other once in awhile. We done this since, she met me. And Kitty also did this with us too. And with Kitty being pregnant and all. I really need to get rid of the daily stress from working and to satisfy my sexual needs. So I go to Rozzie."

"So, you're saying that your sister-in law is a better lover than your pregnant wife?" Cunningham butted in, while the mindless sheep audience ooohs.

"No. I'm not saying that!" Dudley said. "I didn't even say that! You did!"

The mindless sheep audience boos at Dudley.

"Don't accuse me of doing your dirty work, dog!" Cunningham said with a smirk. "You did it to yourself."

Roz holds her hand up in the air.

"Don't be accusing Duds." she started. "We're just friends with benefits. We just do it for the sex. And Dudley would never do anything to hurt my sister. Not on purpose anyways."

"That's right!" Karey added.

"Oh yeah?" Cunningham asks with a smirk. "Then why did you participate in sexual intercourse with one Andrea Katz AKA Madame Chaos. A Russian villain. While your twin sister also did intercourse with Allison Katz aka Madame Catastrophe another Russian villain at the same time?"

The mindless sheep audience gasps stupidly as the intelligent Katswell Show audience laughs at their stupidity.

"So, what?" Kitty asks. "What does that have to do with anything!?"

"You two are friends with two Russian villains!" Cunningham exclaims loudly.

"Hold it! Hold it!" Roz shouted. "We're friends with them. So what? It's not like, they kill people!"

"Yeah!" the Chief said. "And as far as I'm concerned. I think, they're might be respectable citizens!"

"Yeah!" Dudley added.

Cunningham turns to Dudley.

"And you're friends with one Vladimir Ivan Schenok?" he asks. "Also known as Dr. Rabies?"

"Yeah?" Dudley asks. "So what? The Chief wanted us to be friends. And we're friends!"

"Yeah, that's r-r-r-right." Keswick said. "I remember when he said t-t-t-that!"

Cunningham looks at the mindless sheep audience.

"Looks like our protectors have some really saucy private lives outside of their jobs!" he said in a annoying cocky tone. "We're gonna have more after this!"

Then the crappy talk show theme plays as the mindless sheep audience applaudes. Then the makeup people walks onto stage and starting put on fresh makeup on everyone as Cunningham goes offstage.

Kitty looks over at Dudley as Dudley looks away, thinking that Kitty was angry at him.

"So, you were having sex with Roz, huh?" she asks.

"Yeah..." Dudley said. "You were never meant to find out about that. I'm sorry for that."

Kitty turns to him and puts a hand on his shoulder.

"That's okay, Dudley." she said in a soothing voice. "I understand on what you have to do."

"You do?" Dudley asks.

"Yes." Kitty said. "And I want to let you know, that I'm okay with it? Just don't get her pregnant or Russell will have to kick your ass."

"I understand, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as he stands up. "Now, if you excuse me. I got to use the bathroom."

"Me too!" Keswick said as he stands up.

"So do I!" the Chief added.

"And me!" Mini Kitty said.

"Alright, guys." Karey said. "Be back soon!"

Then the party of four went off to the restrooms.

At the restrooms.

The three guys and mini girl just lefted the restrooms. Dudley was licking his lips as they were blue.

"Oh yeah! There's nothing like, drinking out of a public toilet!" he said as he licked his lips as the audience laughs.

"That was totally d-d-d-disgusting, Agent Puppy!" Keswick sniffs. "Especially, after you started drinking out of a toilet that some f-f-fuck forgot to flush!"

Dudley burps as everyone else and the audience ewws and laughs at this.

"Well, sorry Keswick!" Dudley said.

Then Mini Kitty hears something. She turns to the others.

"SHHHH!" she said.

"What is it, Mini Katswell?" the Chief asks.

"I hear that fucking prick Cunningham talking!" Mini Kitty said. "I think, he's talking about us."

"Really?" Dudley asks. "He's probably talking about how fuck up TUFF is or some shit like that!"

Mini Kitty turns to Keswick.

"Keswick. Do you have some sort of eavesdropping device with you?" she asks.

Keswick takes out some sort of device.

"Of course I do, Mini Agent K-K-Katswell!" he said. "I always do!"

Then he gives her the device and Mini Kitty turns on the device and it plays what Cunningham was talking about. It shows Cunningham in his office talking on his phone and he was laughing too.

"Ha! Are you watching my show right now, Bunker?" he asks. "You are? Good! I have those screwed up TUFF agents on here! And the stupid mutt is fucking the sister-in-law! HA!HA!HA! And the both of them fucked at the headquarters and that flea looked extremely pissed when he found out! Those Katswells have been fucking those two Russian bitches! Yeah. They both sound like unpatriotic lesbians to me too! Ha!Ha!Ha!"

"Did you hear that?" Mini Kitty asks.

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "This Cunningham guy sounds like a extremely patriotic man!"

"No, stupid dog!" the Chief sniffs angrily as the audience laughs. "She's saying that Cunningham is talking shit about us!"

"Yeah!" Keswick said.

"And I'm planning on exploiting them even more!" Cunningham laughs. "And the funniest thing about this whole thing is; that these stupid TUFF agents still doesn't know that I was committing those nighttime robberies! Yeah!"

"So, it was him whose committing those nighttime robberies!" the Chief exclaims loudly. "His ass must be stopped!"

"Yeah." Dudley said as he turns and walks away. "Come on, Mini Kitty. Let's go get a slice!"

The audience laughs as the Chief stops him.

"Wait a minute, Agent Puppy." he started. "You're not going anywhere!"

"Yeah!" Mini Kitty said. "We need to listen some more of what that fuck Cunningham is saying a little bit longer!"

"And those stupid, unsuspecting mindless sheep audience of mines will fall for anything!" Cunningham laughs evilly. "Yeah! I'll take their money to make my beautiful, giant mansion in Richville! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! Then I'm gonna do it again tomorrow! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"

"Did you hear that!?" Mini Kitty asks. "He's taking all of those innocent people's money, Chief!"

"I heard it, Mini Agent Katswell!" the Chief exclaims.

"We must s-s-s-stop his l-lame ass!" sniffs Keswick angrily.

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "And we must tell the others too!"

Then Cunningham hangs up his phone and Mini Kitty turns to the others.

"Looks like, Cunningham is done talking!" she said. "I think, he's getting ready to go back to the stage! We must go back on stage and tell the others about his scheme!"

"Yes!" the Chief said as he turns to Keswick & Dudley. "Let's go, you two!"

Then they all went back to the stage where the rest of the TUFF gang was. Kitty & Roz turns to them.

"What took you guys so long?" she asks.

Mini Kitty turns to her.

"We just found out that Cunningham is a fraud, Regular me!" she said. "And he's the one who were committing those nighttime robberies!"

"Yeah!" Dudley added. "And he's planning on taking all of the mindless sheep audience's money to fund & build his giant mansion in Richville too!"

"Ah ha!" Roz exclaims. "I knew that fucking Cunningham is no good!"

"Yeah!" Kitty said. "He's a fucking prick!"

Mini Karey turns to everyone else.

"How are we gonna confront him about it on stage?" she asks. "And his scheme to take all of the mindless sheep audience?"

"We just turn the tables on ole Cunningham!" Roz laughs.

"Yeah!" Karey laughs. "We ask the questions and make a fool out of his stupid ass!"

"Hell yeah!" Mini Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs.

Then Cunningham comes back on stage and the cheesy, generic talk show music plays as the mindless sheep audience applaudes. Cunningham smiles and looks at the camera.

"Welcome back!" he said in a annoying tone. "We were talking about Petropolis' TUFF's infidelity and how it's embarrassing their love ones!"

Then he turns to the TUFF gang.

"We also have some more information about the red headed cat having lesbian relations with the model; Alexis Shimmer!" Cunningham said with a shitty smirk on his face as the mindless sheep audience ooohs and gasps stupidly.

Roz closes her eyes.

"Yes, Bill." she said. "I have."

"What does your mother, who gave you life have to say about that!?" Cunningham asks.

"Why should she care!?" Roz asks. "I'm a 31 year old adult. And whoever I fuck isn't her concern. And it's none of your fucking business!"

The mindless sheep audience ooohs.

"Watch your language on my show!" Cunningham said as he turns to the Chief. "And Herbert Dumbrowski. Is it true that you get naked and high while you're on the job?"

"Uh?" the Chief said as the mindless sheep audience ooohs & laughs at his misfortune. "Maybe?"

"Of course you do!" Cunningham shouted in the Chief's face as both the mindless sheep audience and the Katswell Show audience laughs. "I can smell it on you!"

Dudley leans over to Kitty.

"So, when are we gonna put the plan into action, Kit-Kat?" he asks. "The stupid weasel is in the Chief's face."

"Just a little longer, Dudleykins." Kitty replies. "Just a little longer."

"Uh, that's just my cologne!" the Chief lied. "It's called; 'La scent of la hippy'!"

"Yeah, right!" Cunningham sniffs as the mindless sheep audience cheers & applaudes. "And you're supposed to be the chief of TUFF. One of the protectors of this fine American city! High on the job! Fucking strippers & prostitutes, while on taxpayers' money!"

The Chief sits there, speechless as Cunningham turns his attention to Keswick.

"And you. You. You..." Cunningham goes on and then stops. "I don't know, what the hell you're supposed to be. You're just a ugly nerd!"

Keswick huffs angrily as Cunningham moves on to Devon as the mindless sheep audience and the Katswell show audience laughs.

"What do you do?" he asks.

"I'm a sharpshooter and TUFF agent!" Devon exclaims with a self-satisfied smile on her face.

"So, you shoot people?" asks Cunningham.

"Well, to the extent." Devon said.

Cunningham then moves on to Mini TUFF.

"So, what do you guys do at TUFF?" he asks.

"We go undercover and bust corrupt police officers & corrupt politicians!" Mini Kitty said.

"Yeah!" Mini Roz said. "There are a whole lot of them here for some reason."

"Oh, yeah!" Mini Karey added.

"So, you guys bust corrupt politicians?" Cunningham asks.

"What part of that, you didn't understand!?" Mini Devon asks as the audience laughs. "Are you retarded or something?"

The Katswell Show audience laughs at this.

"I-I don't get it." Cunningham said. "How can you guys bust politicians? I can understand you guys busting corrupt cops, but politicians? Those politicians that you bust are your public servants!"

The mindless sheep audience applaudes as some patriotic music starts playing.

"Those politicians come up with laws!" Cunningham shouted. "Those politicians do their job and actually help people! It's assholes like you, make me sick!"

The mindless sheep audience applaudes to this as the patriotic music ends.

"Now, stick that into your pipe and smoke it!" Cunningham finished.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Karey asks. "What country are you in!? The politicians don't give a fuck about other people or their needs! And the minis are doing their jobs!"

Kitty then stands up angrily and turns to Cunningham,

"How dare you say all of those things to our minis!" she shouted.

"Yeah!" Roz said as she also stood up. "When you're not so fucking perfect either!"

Cunningham laughs.

"What do you mean?" he asks in his annoying tone. "I'm absolutely perfect!"

The mindless sheep audience cheers & applaudes to this.

"I don't think so, Cuntingham!" Kitty said. "My mini had caught you talking on your phone, during the commercial break! You were talking to Bigot Bunker!"

The mindless sheep audience gasps stupidly as the Katswell Show audience laughs at their stupidity. Cunningham laughs evilly.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! Yeah. So?" he said smugly. "It's not like, she heard anything incriminating!"

Mini Kitty smiles at him with an evil smile.

"That's what you think!" she said as she turns to Keswick. "Keswick. Gimme that eavesdropping & recording thing that you invented!"

"Sure, Mini Agent K-K-K-Katswell!" Keswick said as he gives her the device.

"Thanks, Keswick!" Mini Kitty said as she presses a button and the recording of Cunningham talking to Bunker on his phone in his office.

The mindless sheep audience gasps stupidly as Cunningham tugs on his shirt collar nervously.

"You think, that you can take all of our hard-working money!?" asks a audience member. "We might be mindless sheep, but we're not gonna stand for that type of shit!"

"Well, I'm gonna sit down then!" said another sheep audience member stupidly as he sits down and the Katswell Show audience laughs at the sheep's stupidity.

"Oh shit!" Cunningham exclaims. "They're starting to get smart now!"

Then the TUFF quintet grabs Cunningham by the shoulders as Mini TUFF stood by his legs. Kitty looks at the camera.

"Well, be right back after these messages!" she said as the generic talk show music plays.

Cunningham looks at the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF.

"Please! Don't hurt me!" he cries loudly. "I just maded an innocent mistake! I just rob several stores at night! I didn't hurt anyone!"

Roz takes a sip of her sour orange & lemon Homey Holla Energy Drink as Kitty takes a sip of her own sour raspberry, blackberry & lemon Homey Holla Energy Drink.

"Actually you did!" Roz said. "There were a couple of security guards hurt from you and your stupid shitty bouncers hitting them with spiked clubs!"

"Yeah!" the Chief added. "They came into the headquarters on the morning after the robberies happened to fill in the report and they said that you assaulted them!"

Cunningham gulps even louder as the Katswell Show audience laughs. Kitty turns to him.

"And when we get back from commercials. We all are gonna beat the living hell out of you!" she said. "And when I mean 'we' I mean, my friends & team!"

Devon & Karey crack their knuckles loudly as did Dudley. Keswick takes out his nunchucks and the Chief took out his black metal club. Cunningham sweats and gulps loudly as some of the newly smarten audience boos at him.

The shitty generic talk show music plays and the camera turn to Kitty as she was sitting in Cunningham's chair.

"Welcome back to 'Cunningham's Ass Beating'!" she said with a smile as the studio audience applaudes. "I am Kitty Katswell-Puppy. A agent for Petropolis' TUFF and the main agent of the TUFF's quintet! Right now, my fellow agents are gonna beat the living hell out of Cunningham for committing overnight robberies which plagued through Petropolis and for stealing all of the innocent people's money, for when they come down here to this shitty show!"

The studio audience applaudes as Kitty turns to the rest of her partners.

"Are you guys ready!?" she asks.

"HELL YEAH!" her partners exclaims as the audience laughs.

"Good!" Kitty said. "Now, give Cunningham what he deserves!"

Then her partners pounced onto Cunningham and started beating the living hell out of him. Dudley Puppy Punches the slimy weasel in his face as Devon gives him some brutal fox punches to the kidneys.

"AHHHHHHHH! MY KIDNEYS!" Cunningham hollers in pain as the crowd cheers & laughs at his pain.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Devon shouted in the weasel's face as Mini Devon karate kicks him in the testicles.

"HA!" Mini Devon shouted.

Then Karey & Roz double teamed him and give him severe judo punches to his head as Keswick swings his nunchucks into Cunningham's face.

"My perfect wonderful All-American face!" bitched Cunningham like a little girl as the audience laughs.

"Now, who's the u-u-u-ugly nerd now!?" Keswick shouted.

The mini cats slash at his legs, making him bleed a lot as Mini Dudley bites deep into the stupid weasel's arm, while the Chief hits Cunningham in the back with his club.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cunningham cries. "THIS FUCKING SUCKS!"

Then Cunningham's bouncers run up onstage to stop the TUFF agents from pounding the living shit out of their boss. The studio audience boos at this.

"BOOOOOOOOOO! LET THEM FIGHT!" they jeered at the bouncers.

Kitty sees the bouncers from her chair and turns to her partners.

"BOUNCERS AT 6 O' CLOCK!" she shouted.

Roz looks up and sees the bouncers.

"Oh fuck!" she shouted as she ducks from the bouncer's punches.

One bouncer tries to make a grab for Karey, but Karey grabs the bouncer's arm and digs her claws deep into his arm, making him bleed a lot.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he hollers in pain.

"Serves you right!" Karey said as she flips the bouncer over her head and then slams him down into the floor. Both she and her mini starts beating him up.

Roz, Mini Roz, & Mini Kitty team up against two bouncers and clothesline the both of them down to the floor.

"Let's get them, minis!" Roz shouted.

"YEAH!" Mini Kitty & Mini Roz shouted as the three of them pounced onto the two bouncers and started beating them to a pulp as clothes, skin, blood, and some bones started to fly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" the bouncers holler in pain. "And we get paid so little for this!?"

The audience laughs at this.

One bouncer grabs Dudley, who had Cunningham in a chokehold by the neck and starts choking him.

"GAAAAAKKKK!" Dudley gasps.

The bouncer laughs evilly as Devon sneaks up behind him and grabs him and slams him against a wall, making him let Dudley go. Then she slams the bouncer's head against the wall until he was bleeding and was unconscious.

"Whew!" Dudley said as he regains his color and breath. "Thanks, Devon!"

"Anytime, Duds!" Devon said as she takes out some handcuffs and arrests the bouncer.

The Chief hops onto one of the bouncer's head and holds his club in the air. The bouncer looks up and sees him.

"A bug!" he said stupidly. "Bug go squish now!"

"I don't think so!" the Chief sniffs as he hops high into the air and slams his club hard into the bouncer's head. "Bouncer's brain goes squishier than usual!"

The bouncer falls to the floor unconscious.

"Now, bouncer is unconscious!" the Chief said as he puts on the handcuffs onto the bouncer's wrists. "Stupid bouncer!"

The crowd cheers & applaudes to this.

Both Kareys arrests the bouncer they just got done defeating.

"Whoo! That was quite a fight, regular me!" Mini Karey said as she looks down at her red dress. "And my new red dress is ruined!"

"Don't worry about that, mini me." Karey said. "It was worth it!"

Mini Dudley Puppy Kicks a bouncer in the knee as Keswick knocks two bouncers unconscious with his nunchucks.

"Oh y-y-yeah!" Keswick shouted.

"Way to go, Keswick!" Mini Dudley said as he breaks the bouncer's knee wide open.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the bouncer hollers in pain as blood starting pouring out. "MY KNEE!"

Dudley then taps on the hollering bouncer's shoulder. The bouncer turns to him, still screaming in pain.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, MUTT!?" he shouted.

Then Dudley Puppy Punches the hell out of him until he was unconscious. The studio audience applaudes to this.

"Oh yeah!" Dudley said as he arrests the bouncer. "Puppy Punch. There's nothing like it!"

Roz takes on the last two bouncers as they close in on her. They were bigger than the rest of the bouncers.

"It's time to beat up two oversized dickheads!" she said as the two bigger bouncers maded a grab for her.

Then she grabs the arm of one and twists it real hard until loud cracking sounds was heard.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the bouncer hollers. "YOU BITCH!"

Roz picks him up and uses him as a weapon against the second big bouncer. She swings her bouncer weapon at the second big bouncer hitting in the face as she delivers several Katswell judo kicks at the same time.

"XIANG!" Roz exclaims as she swings the bouncer bat at the second bouncer again hitting him. "HA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! SHIT!" the second bouncer hollers as Roz hits him with his peer.

Roz corners the bouncer into the corner and beats him up relentlessly with the first bouncer. The studio audience cheers and applaudes to this as did the Katswell Show audience.

"TAKE THAT, FUCKING MORONS!" she shouted as she beats up the bloody bouncers.

She drops her bloody and unconscious bouncer bat onto the second bloody and unconscious bouncer. She takes out two pairs of handcuffs and put them on the bouncers' wrists.

"Way to go, Rozzie!" Dudley cheered.

"Good one, sis!" Kitty cheers.

"Thanks, guys!" Roz said as she picks up the two bloody muscle heads.

Cunningham then laughs evilly as he stumbles.

"You may have defeated my bouncers!" he started. "But you can't catch me!"

"Oh yeah!?" Kitty said. "You're not going anywhere! Not on my watch!"

"Oooh! You're just a pregnant cat." Cunningham mocked. "What are you gonna do? Cry? Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"

Kitty then grabs him by the throat and pulls him very close to her face. Her eyes were red and her fangs were showing.

"How dare you make fun of me!" she said evilly. "Now, you must pay the consequences!"

Then she starts giving him super severe brutal Katswell punches on every inch of his body. Everyone in the studio cheers and applaudes for Kitty as did the Katswell Show audience.

"GO, REGULAR ME!" Mini Kitty cheers as she arrests the bouncers that she and Mini Roz slashed & beat up. "SHOW THAT FUCK, WHO'S BOSS!"

"GO, KIT-KAT!" Dudley cheers. "TEACH HIM NOT TO CALL YOU NAMES!"

"ALSO TEACH HIM NOT TO FUCK WITH TUFF TOO, SIS!" Roz added.

Kitty keeps throwing severe brutal punches into Cunningham, until he was bleeding all over.

"STOP!" Cunningham cries in agony. "I'M SORRY FOR EXPLOLITING YOU ALL! I'M SORRY FOR STEALING ALL OF THE INNOCENT PEOPLE'S MONEY! I'M SORRY FOR COMMITTING THOSE OVERNIGHT ROBBERIES! AND I'M SORRY FOR CALL YOU NAMES! NOW JUST STOP PUNCHING ME! PLEASE!?"

"Okay." Kitty said. "I'll stop punching you."

Cunningham smiles a bit.

"But after I do THIS!" Kitty shouted.

Then she raises her fist up into the air. She releases the punch and her fist slams into Cunningham's face, knocking out several teeth. He then falls to the floor unconscious & bleeding. Then Kitty takes out a special pair of handcuffs, which were colored red, white, & blue.

"Bill Cunningham." she started. "You are under arrest for robbery, assault & battery, twelve counts of assault on a TUFF agent, committing frauds, and for being a overinflated ego having asshole with a shitty talk show!"

The studio audience applaudes and cheers to this as did the Katswell Show audience.

Kitty then picks up the unconscious Cunningham and turns to the studio audience.

"And there we have it folks." she started. "Cunningham had his ass beaten! Did you all enjoy the show?"

"HELL YEAH!" the studio audience shouted.

"Good!" Kitty said as Mini Kitty & Mini Devon walks up with several buckets full of cash. "Now, here's all of the cash that Cunningham had hidden away in his wall safe! Come and get your share!"

Then the studio audience runs up stage to get the money.

"I hope you enjoyed the show!" Kitty said. "Does anyone have any last questions of comments, before this show is cancelled for good!?"

A member of the studio audience raises his hand. He was yellow and had a monobrow. He was in a green jacket. His shirt was white with red stripes. He also wore purple-ish blue jeans and black tennis shoes.

"Yes. You. The weird looking dude." Kitty said as the Katswell Show audience laughs.

"MY NAME IS ED!" the weird looking dude shouted at the top of his lungs stupidly.

"Okay?" Kitty said. "Ed. What's your question?"

"Kitty Kat! Can I pet you!?" Ed asks stupidly as both audiences laughs at his stupid ass. "Pwetty pwease?"

"No." Kitty replies coldly.

Ed ignores her as he runs up onstage and starts petting Kitty.

"Pet the kitty! Pet the kitty! Pet the kitty!" he said stupidly as he messes up Kitty's hair, fur, and fancy maternity dress. "Purr like a kitty! Purr like a kitty!"

Dudley learns over to Roz, Devon, Karey and the others.

"God! And they say, that I'm stupid." he said as the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Karey said. "This fuck is so motherfucking stupid!"

"STOP PETTING ME!" Kitty shouted as she gets away from Ed's grip.

"Come on!" Ed pleaded stupidly. "Be a good kitty cat for Ed!"

Then he pounces for her, but luckily Kitty grabs him by the throat and starts choking him. She then throws him against the wall several times before throwing a punch to his ugly head and knocking him out cold.

"Fucking punk!" Kitty sniffs angrily as she turns to the studio audience. "Alright. I'm TUFF Agent Kitty Katswell-Puppy! And this is the TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF. We'll see you around the city!"

Then the crappy generic talk show music plays as the studio audience applaudes as the TUFF troopers took away Cunningham and his bouncers to the TUFF jail truck and took their asses off to jail.

The Chief smiles nervously at the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, & Keswick.

"So, that was a great show, huh?" he asks.

"This is all your fault!" Roz shouted as she points angrily in the Chief's face. "This was all your idea to come on this shitty show!"

"Yeah!" Devon sniffs. "And that stupid fuck weasel exploited us and treated us like, we were his bitches!"

"And he embarrassed us!" Dudley added. "I haven't felt this embarrassed since the time, Kitty caught me in the break room jerking off to sexy photos of her on her Headpage account."

"You owe me a new dress!" Mini Karey shouted at the flea.

"Well, sorry." the Chief said in a sarcastic voice as he rolls his eyes. "I thought this show was gonna be like an ordinary talk show from the 1980s. I didn't know, that this would turn out to be a Maury/Jerry Springer rip-off!"

Kitty then takes the Chief's wallet. The audience laughs at this.

"Hey! That's my wallet, Katswell-Puppy!" he shouted. "Give it back! I have money in there!"

"I think, all of the Chief's cash will make it up for us!" Kitty said as she takes out thousands and thousands of dollars from the Chief's wallet. "Here, Mini Karey. Here's the money to buy a new dress."

She gives Mini Karey the money.

"Yay! Thanks, Regular Kitty!" Mini Karey said with a smile on her face.

Dudley's stomach rumbles loudly as did Mini Dudley's stomach and Devon's stomach.

"Damn! I'm hungry!" Dudley said.

"Me too!" Mini Dudley added.

"Me three!" concluded Devon.

Kitty then thinks and gets an idea.

"Hey. Let's all go to Speedy Toni's Pizzeria and celebrate our victory against 'Dick Cheese Cunningham'?" she suggested. "The Chief is treating!"

"YAY!" the rest of her partners cheered as the Chief sulked.

"Why am I paying!?" the Chief bitched.

"Because, she's got y-y-y-your money!" started Keswick. "And it was your i-i-idea to come on the show in the first p-p-place!"

The Chief sulks.

"Grrrrrrrrr! I'm gonna get you for this, Katswell-Puppy!" he shouted at Kitty.

Kitty looks down at him with a angry look on her face. She had the exact same angry look that she had in the episode; Mind Trap as she tests Keswick mind reading helmet and read the Chief's thoughts.

"Do anything to me and I'll make sure the heads of TUFF terminate you and you'll find yourself working at McMoneyseed's for the rest of your life." she said. "Do you got that!?"

"Crystal." the Chief said as the audience laughs.

"Great!" Kitty said in a happier tone. "Now, let's go!"

Then all of the TUFF quintet both regular and mini along with Keswick and the bumbling Chief walks out of PTV studios and get into the limo. Then they head for Speedy Toni's Pizzeria.

Later.

Kitty & Dudley was relaxing back at their house. They had brought Peri some pizza and sodas too. Anyways the married couple was relaxing. Peri turns to them.

"That was some show that you two did today!" she said with a smile on her face. "I really enjoyed it!"

"Thanks, Peri!" Kitty said as she blushes as she takes a bite from her pepperoni pizza sub. "We did our best on defeating that prick Cuntingham and his fucking bouncers!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "And now they're rotting in jail! Where they belong!"

"Ha! It serves them right!" Peri exclaims as the audience laughs. "I'll throw away those pizza boxes for you."

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"It is time to end the chapter now, Kit-Kat?" he asks as Peri takes away his empty pizza box.

"Yes it is, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "We caught the guy who was committing those overnight robberies and he's in jail."

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Also, my & Roz's secret was exposed..."

Kitty turns to Dudley.

"About that, Dudley." she started.

Dudley closes his eyes, thinking that Kitty would strike him.

"Next time, I want in!" she said as the audience laughs.

"Really?" Dudley asks.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "Maybe, I'll give you head or something like that!"

"Oh yeah!" Dudley exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "I do wonder, what Russell's gonna do to Rozzie though if he saw the show today?"

"Don't worry about that, Dudleykins." started Kitty. "Roz got a call from Russell while we were at Speedy Toni's. He said that he was cool with it."

"That's good!" Dudley said. "I thought, that I would have to be looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life!"

Kitty then turns to the camera.

"I hope that you enjoyed this chapter!" she started. "Tune into the next chapter! It's going to be as good!"

Then she & Dudley both did a frozen pose as the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays and the audience applaudes.