"So how you liking Ponyville so far?" Twilight asked me.

"Well I don't know yet. I haven't been around it yet." She only laughed a little.

"Then let's just get going." And with that I started to follow her through the town. "So what are humans like?"

"Well we can be kind and always happy. But a lot of the time there are people that murder for the fun of it…" she gasped. "But I am not one of those people. They are thrown into prison or the insane asylum when they are given a verdict of their punishment."

"Humans… sound very bad…" she said.

"Not all humans are bad. Some of them only get caught in the crossfire and are thought to be allied with the ones that are bad…"

"That sounds horrible." She said.

"Yes it is. And they are given a horrible sentence even if they are innocent. But most humans are actually very good." She smiled at that.

"Well then I am happy that you are one of the good ones." I only nodded. "Well this is the town hall. Its where mayor mare works and she is our mayor." Yeah. Like I couldn't tell by the name. Plus literately. Mayor mare? And with that I nodded as we started to walk once more. "What else can you tell me about humans?"

"Well we all act differently. Depends on how you talk to them and how much you know them." She only nodded.

"When I first met my friends I was in the phase of never wanting any friends." I only smiled at that.

"Well I was like that to." She looked at me. "When I was 10 and in school I never talked to anyone other than my teachers. But when I finally entered middle school that was when I realized how important friendship was and as I started to talk to the others in my class they got to know me really well and we all became the best of friends." She only smiled.

"That sounds quite a bit like me." She then said.

"Yes it does." I then said as we stopped in front of a building that looked like food.

"This is sugercube corner. It is run by Mr. and Mrs. Cake and Pinkie Pie works here." She said as we walked in and immediately I was jump scared by a loud 'hi'.

"Shit!" I then said as I had drawn one of my sixxers but when I had pointed it to where it came from there was no one there. "What dafuck?"

"Nice to meet you! I'm Pinkie Pie!" I then heard again from behind me and I turned to find the pink pony from last night.

"Uh nice to meet you… I already met you last night…" I told her but she only smiled.

"I know! I just wanted to say hi again!" she said as she bounced off.

"She scares the hell out of me." I said as Twilight only giggled as I finished saying that.

"Well let's get going." She said and I nodded as I followed her out. "So what do humans eat?"

"We are omnivorous. We eat plants and meat but only certain plants." She froze where she was. "I will not eat any of you. I might be forced to kill an animal every once in a while to keep up my nutrition but I will not hurt any of you." She only nodded as the color returned to her face and we started to walk once more but this time we walked in silence for a little bit before I decided to break it. "So what are you anyway? I understand Pegasus and unicorns but I do not understand what you are."

"I am what is called a alicorn. Me, princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and princess cadence are all Alicorns." She said. That means there are a total of four fucking princesses.

"Well now that that is cleared up where to next?" I asked.

"Next is where Rarity lives and works. She's a fashion designer." She said. Well at least I won't have to worry about clothes most likely. As we reached what appeared to be a two story carousel Twilight knocked on the door and Rarity opened the door and she smiled when she saw us.

"Why hello darlings. How may I help you?" she asked.

"I was just showing Alex around town so he gets to know the land out." She only nodded.

"Well if there's anything I could do to help just let me know darlings." We both nodded as we said our goodbyes and we walked away.

"So did you have anypony in your world?" she then asked me.

"You're going to need to explain that better." I then said.

"You know, coltfriend, marefriend." She said.

"Oh you mean boyfriend and girlfriend. But no I haven't." she only nodded as we approached a blue and pink building.

"This is the spa. They need help every once in a while so if you think you could help they will pay you for it." I only nodded as we walked away. Might want to ask for a job here. I did learn to be a chiropractor for the horses at the farm. So I might be able to do good as a massager. As we continued to walk I noticed I was still getting glared at by the ponies we passed. I must say it was getting a little annoying but being the good guy I was I wasn't going to speak it out. The only proper place for negative thoughts are the mind and not in real life. As we continued to walk eventually we reached the farm and I could see Applejack working with Samson and he was working his ass off as he pulled a wagon full of bushels into the barn and I only smiled as Applejack walked back out and she walked over when she saw us. "So ya know the town now?" I nodded. "Well that's good. Your friend has been working mighty hard." And he walked out and then he walked over as he punched me in the gut.

"I deserved that…" I said as I was hunched and when the pain went away I stood up straight as I smiled. "And you deserved that for not helping me fix the main support in the barn." And with that he only walked away as I only smiled. "He will be back… he always is…" I then said as I turned to look at the two. "Well at least it wasn't a bucket to the head…"

"Was he always like this in your world?" Applejack asked and I only smiled.

"Yep. He was also always this stubborn about work to. Just give him time to cool off and he will be fine." I told them. "Thanks for showing me around Twilight." I told her.

"Your welcome Alex." She said. "I'll hope to see you again soon." And with that she suddenly disappeared as I looked around frantically.

"She only teleported." Applejack said as we started to walk towards the house and I froze midway as she said that.

"t-teleported?" I said.

"Doesn't your kind have magic? I mean with those guns ya had?" she asked and I shook my head.

"We don't use magic. We are very much into technology and that's what helps us with our everyday lives."

"Twilights going to be asking you a lot of questions later…" Applejack said.

"Well then bring on the questions. Also what did you do with the bodies from last night?" I asked her.

"Me and Samson moved them while ya were out with Twilight. Only one body was missing though." She said and I froze as I then unslung my rifle and I slipped a few shells in ad I then used the lever to eject the previous shell and then I started to look around nice and easily. "What in Celestia's name are ya doing?"

"We are being watched…" I then said as she froze and started to look around as well as we got back to back. So these things will easily blend in with the trees since they are made of bark and the only thing that could give them away was… "There!" I then yelled as I hefted the rifle and I shot at one of the trees as the wolf only dove out of the way as the bullet connected and impaled itself into the tree as I used the lever to load in another bullet as the wolf charged us and I took aim and fired again only for it to dodge it once more.

"Did this thing get smarter?!" I yelled as it pounced at me and we went tumbling on the ground.

"Alex!" Applejack yelled as the wolf was now on top and it was holding me down as I struggled to reach my knife on my belt but one wrong movement or one slip up and that thing would cling onto my throat as much as Samson does to a mare during mating season. As I noticed Applejack running over I noticed that while I was struggling there were a few more approaching her from behind. "No!" I yelled as I brought up my left foot and I kicked it hard in the chest as it was sent flying off of me and I then ran straight behind Applejack and took their claws to my chest as they sent me tumbling on the ground as I was now also bleeding as they surrounded me. So there was a total of 4 plus the one I sent flying off of me.

As I stood up gripping my chest and side I noticed that they started to circle me and I only smiled as I then forced myself to let go of my side and chest as I then pulled out my sixxers and made sure they were loaded as I got ready for them to pounce.

And then one of them pounced at me…

As I ducked its pounce I quickly fired two shots at the two others that had run at me as one of my sixxers were knocked aside by a swipe as I was then swiped a couple more times in my chest as it sent me flying and crashing through the front door of the house and as I opened my eyes I noticed a lot of ponies surrounding me and I looked further to find Applejack now on the ground with cuts and injury's all over her body as she was being circled and that sight caused me to ignore the pain as I stood back up. I then shuffled outside as I then pulled out my knife and I held the blade. I then threw it and it impaled into the head of one of them as they all turned to look at me.

"Samson! Rifle!" I yelled and a few seconds later Samson ran out with one of my rifles and I took it from him as I then loaded in multiple shells before I loaded it with the lever. "Don't count me out just yet bitchs!" I then yelled as I hefted the rifle and I fired as it ripped through one of their heads as I quickly used the lever as they all started to run at me as I took aim again and fired as it hit another one of them and I then quickly did the lever and started to search for the last one as I turned slowly. "Where are you… come out come out wherever you are…" I said when there was a growl and I turned my head just in time for me to get pounced on as we tumbled on the ground.

"Alex!" I heard as I exchanged hits against the wolf as I then kicked it off of me and then stood back up.

"Your stronger than a bull fighting against a little baby." I said as I wiped my face of my own blood as it pounced once more and I sidestepped it as I then spotted what it had landed on top of. As I waited for it to pounce again when it did I slid under it as I then grabbed the rifle and turned around as it was reloaded as it was near me and I fired as it impaled into its head and fell to the ground dead at my feet as I then used the rifle to help keep myself propped up as I then noticed the faces of many ponies in the house and that was the last thing I saw before I then collapsed onto the ground as I also blacked out.

"Will he be alright princess?" I heard Twilight ask.

"He should be Twilight. I'm amazed at what feat he has accomplished today."

"We all are princess. So is princess Celestia going to be coming?"

"No she isn't. She has some important duties to attend. We are here to see this new creature and then hand the information over to my sister."

"What the fuck happened to me?" I asked as my eyes fluttered open as I also sat up to find myself surrounded by ponies. "Applejack!" I then said.

"She's alright. Princess Luna got here in time to heal her wounds and then heal yours." Twilight told me as she helped me up and I stumbled a little from the blood loss I had gotten from fighting the wolves.

"Do you know why those wolves were out?" I asked. "They act like wolves from my world but they never show themselves to civilization… not even when they are hungry enough to eat one of their own…"

"We do not know why Alex. But I would like your help in figuring out how close the Timberwolves are like yours in your world." Twilight said as I only nodded.

"Your kind are very resilient to cuts and injuries." The blue alicorn said.

"I'll take that as a compliment." I said. "But can somebody please tell me why there were so many ponies in the house?"

"Because it was your welcome party silly!" Pinkie Pie said as she suddenly startled me.

"Why would I need a welcome party?" I asked her.

"Because your new silly willy!" she then said as she appeared behind me once more scaring the shit out of me once more.

"You defy the fucking law of physics!" I then said as I turned around and she disappeared once more. "Now where did she go?"

"Why don't you look up?" Twilight asked and I did as I once again and hopefully for the final time as I found Pinkie Pie standing on my head.

"I couldn't even feel your weight! What the fuck are you made of?!" I asked as she hopped off as she then bounced away. "She scares me even more now…" I turned to the blue alicorn. "But a pleasure to meet you." I said with a bow of my cowboy hat as she stuck out her hoof and I shook it. "Names Alex Price."

"I am Princess Luna." Shiiiiiiiit.

"So what are you doing here then?" I asked as the ponies around us started to funnel inside.

"My sister thought it would be wise if I gathered information about you and your species. And maybe for a chance to make some new friends…" she said and I only laughed.

"I know what you mean. It was quite a while in my life before I actually got friends myself." she only smiled.

"Then let us be off to your welcoming." She said with a smile as I then spotted Rainbow Dash with Applejack and I smiled.

"I'll meet you all inside." I said as they smiled and walked in as I rushed over to the two.

"Thanks for helping me Alex." Applejack said.

"Sure thing Aj." Her smile brightened.

"Doesn't this mean?" she asked.

"Yep. You are officially one of my first friends in this world." She smiled at that. "Let's hope this time they actually stay dead this time." She nodded.

"Well ya ready for your welcome party?" Applejack asked.

"Yes I am." I said and they both smiled.

"then what are we waiting for?!" rainbow said as we walked into the house to find the party has already started and I immediately walked over to the punch table and grabbed a cup and started to drink it as the party continued and soon Twilight was next to me.

"How you liking it so far?" she asked me.

"Good. I like the dance battles. Reminds me of my world whenever I danced against my friends. They always lost to me." I said.

"Maybe you should do a little." She then said and I only shook my head.

"Rather not school anyone here so badly." She giggled a little at that.

"Another win for the Trickster!" I then heard as I turned to find a yellow coated and red maned pony yelling a little. "Who else wants to be beaten?!" he yelled and then he noticed me looking. "How about you!" he yelled pointing at me and I only shook my head.

"You do not want to go into a dance slash rap battle against me." I said with a smirk and yet he only laughed.

"Then let's see what ya got!" he yelled.

"Then let's take this outside." He nodded as we both walked outside as the ponies all surrounded us and he started off.

"My moves got grooves

So you might want to move

Because I got style

And all yours is bile

You can't win against me

Why can't you see

Because I'm a pony

And I don't even think you're a Brony." I remember that word. My friends use to say that a lot about boys in school. Don't remember what it means though. And with that I took the middle as I started to spin around.

"You say you got style

But get a vile

Because I'm better then you

Cause there are only a few

That are better than me

And all they need is a key

Move to win this fight

After this I'm gonna grab a bite

Because you make be sick

Because you think you could pick

The moves to win this war

Because all they are, are a bore."

And with that I stopped dancing and they all watched as I walked over to the a gaped pony and then touched him as he tipped over and fell onto the ground like a statue as I then walked through the crowd and back inside as they all soon reentered the house and the party resumed itself as Twilight and Applejack joined me as well as Luna. "I didn't know ya could dance like that." Applejack said.

"I danced a lot in my world during my teenage years. It wasn't very useful except for dance battles against my friends." They only nodded.

"I guess my sister was wrong when she said humans were dangerous." Princess Luna said.

"Well some of us are princess. I would kill other humans that had the intent of killing or hurting any of you." They only nodded while Luna paled. "But I doubt any others are going to arrive." The color came back to her face. "I'm just going to need to keep an eye out for a few jobs. I could maybe be a massager at the spa but I would need another job instead of that."

"You could maybe ask Pinkie Pie to ask the cakes to help out at the corner." Twilight suggested.

"That sounds like a good idea. But I'm not into baking so much." I said with a frown. "My sister is though. But be careful how you say her name when she's cooking or else expect something very hot in your face in the future."

"You never said ya had a sister." Applejack said.

"I've only been in Equestria for one day. So I didn't have much time to actually get to the point in saying I have a sister." I said. "But seriously though. Do not make her mad when she's cooking." We all shared a laugh as the others walked over.

"You liking your party Alex?!" Pinkie Pie yelled as she jumped up and down.

"Yes pinkie. I like it." I said and she only smiled as she hopped off once more. "How about all of you?"

"It's okay. I can't believe you defeated Trickster. Usually he wins after 2 or 3 turns. You beat him on your first try and on your first turn!" Rainbow Dash said.

"It's a talent." I said.

"Maybe you could open a dancing class." Twilight then suggested.

"I like the sounds of that. Just need to get the currency first." I said with a smile.

"We could help you with that darling." Rarity said and I only shook my head.

"It isn't worth it unless I get the currency myself. What is the name of the currency anyway?" I then asked.

"The term is bits." princess Luna said.

"Thank you princess." I said.

"You can call me Luna." She said and I only nodded.

"Thank you Luna." She only nodded as we all now just stood there while the party continued going and soon I was tired of all the loud noise so I snuck my way up the stairs and I found a window as I climbed out of it and I then climbed to the top of the house as I then sat down and looked out over the now night sky as I only smiled. "Today was a nice long day and tonight is a beautiful night… almost as if someone had just created it…" I breathed out and I then breathed in the nice cold night air as I then laid down on the roof and just watched as the moon stayed where it was. "I should ask about the moon and sun later. They never stay in the same spot in my world but here is a different story."

"So I take it you are escaping the loud noise as I am?" I heard and I looked down to find Luna walking up and I only smiled as she laid down next to me and we stared at the night sky.

"Today was a good day. And tonight is a beautiful night. My grandpa always told me the night was the best time of your life. No matter what happens at night it will remain that way for someone else no matter what. Me and him used to look at constellations. But it appears the constellations here are different then homes." I said and I heard a little sniffling and I turned and got wide eyed when I saw that Luna was crying a little. "Was it something I said?"

"No… it's just that nopony has ever complimented me on the night I bring every night." She said.

"So wait. You make the night?" she nodded. "That is awesome!" she smiled. "In my world the sun and moon revolve around each other. The moon revolves around my world and my world revolves around the sun. Every once in a while there's an eclipse that is one of the most beautiful sights to see."

"Well none of those happens in Equus. Not unless me and my sister have a… dispute…" she said.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked her.

"Well… long ago I was jealous on how pony's played in my sister's day while they slept at night. Eventually it caused me to try and overthrow her and she banished me to the moon for 1000 years…" I got wide eyed and my mouth opened at that and after a few seconds I snapped back to reality.

"Then how are you still alive? The moon has no air and there was no way you could of drunk or eaten anything up there. Plus 1000 years?!" I said.

"I had used a spell to put me in an eternal sleep for the duration for the 1000 years. Alicorns can live forever until they are killed by unnatural means." She said.

"Well that at least clears all of that up." she smiled at that.

"I'm glad it does…" she said.

"But what was the real reason you came up here?" I then asked her as she blushed as she knew she was caught.

"How did you know that I came up here for a different reason?" she asked and I only laughed.

"Because you just told me." I said and she pouted.

"Well played Alex." She said.

"Always expect a funny to come out of me every once in a while lulu." I told her and she only blushed more as I said that. "This also means I accept you as a true friend. Only my true friends are allowed to call me Price but it's all up to you. You can call me either name."

"Then I will call you Alex." I only smiled at that.

"And I will call you Luna… lulu when we are alone." She blushed some more. "So what do I need to know if me and Samson are going to be in Equestria forever?"

"We'll all you really need to worry about is if my sister deems you too dangerous to be around. If so then we would be forced to expel you from this world by… horrible means."

"I understand what you mean. What if she doesn't deem me dangerous?" she smiled at my question.

"Then you get to live happily in Equestria. That's actually all there is to it. All you have to do is make sure you don't do anything evil and you can do what you normally do in your world." She said.

"Might be quite hard for me to do what I normally do. I owned a farm back in my world and I ran it with my family like Applejack except we took care of the most beautiful horses. If only you could see what they looked like. There was brown, white, and black. Those were the main colors of them all. Samson was the one I focused the most on. He's my best horse friend in my world." She looked at me worried. "I never harmed one of them." She calmed down a little.

"Well I am glad for that. Maybe you could come visit Canterlot sometime so we could have another talk over some tea." She said and I smiled.

"I'll make some of my grandma's favorite tea to bring for you." She only nodded as a scream rang out from downstairs and I looked at Luna as I then slid off of the roof and rolled onto my feet as Luna landed next to me as we ran through the front door and immediately I pulled out both of my sixxers. In the room was another human wearing all right with a regular pistol in his hand and Rainbow Dash in the other as she struggled in his headlock. "Calm down buddy… just drop the gun and we can talk…" I said as I noticed his eye twitching every few seconds and I then realized what he was. "Twilight! Remember what I said about bad humans?!" she nodded. "This is one of them!" she paled as she started to usher the ponies out of the room and soon it was only me, Luna, him with Rainbow Dash, and the rest of our friends. "Put the gun down and let her go!"

"I'm not going back there man… I spent 5 years there… Im not ever going back…" he said as his eyes continued to twitch. "And I know what you are going to do… you're going to send me back… that's it… I am not ever going back there… so I'm going out with a bang… and this horse is coming with me…" and with that he put the pistol to her head and I shot twice as they both hit him in his chest as he then fell onto his back as the force of the bullets caused him to release Rainbow Dash.

"Now we can the answers we want from-" she didn't get to finish as I walked over and then shot him in the head killing him instantly. "Why did you do that?!" I didn't answer as I flipped the body onto his front and I pulled out my knife as I cut into the back of his shirt and it revealed a folder which I pulled out and started to walk around the room as I read it. Johnathon arson… committed murder, arson ironically, vandalism, and was a thief… killed his family in their sleep with fire… and was born… born… and with that I threw the folder onto the ground as I gripped my head.

"Holy shit this isn't good!" I said.

"What is it Alex?" Luna asked me.

"This guy was born in 1903… he should be fucking dead!"