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Chapter 4: Tsuna-nii + Bullet= Crazy 'Stalker'
Warning: This chapter is suckish! I did a mixed of Manga and Anime~ So if this story is not liked anymore I can always stop at the Future Arc~ 1 year has past in the KHR world~ So Middle School~
Ne~
I want to talk to you.
So, hurry up and accept the fact...
That I will always be with you...
' That, my friend, is just plain stalker-weird,' I thought while eating my breakfast. Seriously, it is not everyday you hear a voice in your dreams that says creepy stuff. This is really creeping me out. I dressed up in a white hoodie with black panda's ears and jeans. Shiro and Kuri are just lying on the floor eating as well.
" Tsuna! Tsu-kun! You're going to be late again!" Maman shouted, while chopping some vegetables," I guess it can't be help. I will have to wake him up."
" No need, Maman," I said," I will help you to wake him up!"
" Thanks, Ami-chan! Oh, can you also tell him that a home tutor is coming?"
" Home tutor?" I asked while tilting my head," Since when did Tsuna-nii has a home tutor?"
" Starting today a home tutor is going to be coming," she replied while handing me a flyer," There was an interesting flyer in the mailbox. I gave them a call immediately."
" Eh, I see," I mumbled while nodding my head. Something about this seems familiar... I wonder what? Ah, who cares! I walked up the stairs, Shiro and Kuri following me behind, and went straight into the room of Sawada Tsunayoshi.
' When is he ever going to tidy up his room!?' Bottles, books and clothes can be found all over the floor. One could really mistaken this for a rubbish dump.
" Ah, Shiro! Don't bite Tsuna-nii's sock! It is dirty!" I exclaimed while trying to pull the sock out of its mouth. At least Kuri isn't as dense as Shiro. Wait, what's Kuri doing?
" Kuri? What are you doing?" I said, finally managed to pull out the sock, leaving Shiro disappointed. Kuri went to Tsuna-nii's drawer and bit on a piece of paper that was jutting out and pulled it.
" What's that?" Kuri walked over to me and released the paper onto my hand. I looked at the paper. What greeted me was a sight of a blaring red of fifteen staring right at my face. This paper is actually a Namimori Middle School Math-Test!? He actually got a fifteen! I sighed. Now I understand why he needs a home tutor.
" Sawada Tsunayoshi who scored a fifteen in Math. Could you please wake up now?" I said next to his ear. The response was instantaneous.
" Ah... ah, hai!" he exclaimed while sitting up. I waved the test in front of his face.
" W-Why do you have that?" He tried to get the paper back from me. Keyword: Tried. I moved out of the way and he fell out of his bed and landed on the floor, chin first.
' Poor chin,' I thought. "Tsuna-nii, are you okay?" I asked," Oh yeah, here." I showed him the flyer.
" H-Huh? What's this?" he asked curiously, sitting up.
" Well, repeating what Maman said and I quote, ' Starting today a home tutor is going to be coming. There was an interesting flyer in the mailbox. I gave them a call immediately," I explained.
" I don't need a home tutor," Tsuna-nii whined but I ignored him and read out the flyer.
" I will raise your child to become the leader of the next generation. I am young and good-looking. And as long as I have a place to sleep and a meal, I will teach your child twenty-four hours for free... What kind of crap is this?" I commented.
" That just sounds like a scam- What!? It's already this late!" Tsuna-nii rushed out of the room after looking at the clock," A-Anyways, I don't need a home tutor!"
" Say that to Maman, not me. She's the one who hired the tutor." I followed him out with Kuri and Shiro on my tail.
Tsuna-nii ran but twisted his foot and was about to fall down the stairs. Usual Clumsy-Tsuna.
" Tsuna-nii!" I reached out to grab his arm but as you all expected, I forgot he was heavier than me and we both fell down the stairs together.
" Ite, te, te, te!" he exclaimed in pain. The foxes were just walking down the stairs leisurely. Lucky them!
" Excuse me, Mister. Who is the one who is supposed to be in pain?" I mumbled. After all, he landed. On. Top. Of. Me. And I have to say, he wasn't the lightest person.
" Ciaossu." Whose voice is that? Tsuna-nii got off me and we both turned around to come face to face with a baby wearing a suit, fedora and a yellow pacifier. And... is that a chameleon on his fedora?!
" So, you're Tsuna?" he spoke while facing Tsuna-nii, then he turned to face me," And you must be Akemi."
" Me? I don't know whether I must be Akemi but yeah, I am," I said proudly while giving him a thumbs-up. Tsuna-nii just sweat-dropped. I then scratched Shiro and Kuri behind their ears as the baby stayed silent for a while, probably thinking, and finally spoke.
" Starting from today onwards, I'll be looking after you guys."
" Wait, who is this baby?" Tsuna-nii and I asked in unison to no one in particular.
" Don't worry, 'Dame Siblings'," he replied.
" How do you know our nickname?" Tsuna-nii said. Ever since I have caught the 'Tsuna-nii's Clumsiness Disease', we both have been caught falling down together, tripping together and many other things which you could possibly imagine. Thus the nickname 'Dame Siblings' have been spreading like wildfire, mainly Tsuna-nii's fault since he already has a reputation.
" Gathering information is a basic skill, Tsuna." Yeah, like that explains it, oh wait, it does!
" Stop saying 'Tsuna, Tsuna' like some big-shot! I have a real name and it's Sawada Tsunayoshi! I don't want to be called 'Tsuna' by some baby like you." The moment Tsuna-nii said that, the baby kicked Tsuna-nii on the cheek. The cheek now bright red and swelling a little. I have now new-found respect and hatred for this baby.
" W-Why did you do that?" he whined like a baby. Hah! The irony!
" Oh, where did you come from, little boy?" Maman came out of the kitchen after hearing the commotion and saw the baby.
" I'm..." He took out something which appears to be a name card," a home tutor. Reborn."
Wait.
Home tutor... ...
Kateikyoushi... ...
Hitman... ...
Reborn... ...
WHAT THE FUCK! This baby is the world greatest hitman! Reborn! How could I have missed that! That means that the plot is finally starting!
" Home tutor..." Maman started.
" Reborn?" Tsuna-nii ended. Then, they both started to laugh out loud. Bad mistake, Tsuna-nii. Bad mistake.
" Don't make me laugh, you're just a baby," Tsuna-nii managed to say in his fit of laughter," Ah, my stomach hurts!"
Just then, Reborn lifted his foot.
" Ah! Watch-" Reborn smashed his foot onto Tsuna-nii's head and his face was planted to the ground. Harshly. " out... Oh well, at least I tried to warn you."
" Uh, my face hurts more than my stomach," he mumbled. No shit, Sherlock.
" Are you okay, Tsu-kun? Oh, if you don't hurry, you will be late!" Maman exclaimed.
" And be bitten to death~" I added, beaming.
" Oh yeah that's right! I don't have time to be paying attention to this baby!" So, in record time, Tsuna-nii dressed in his uniform and left the house running.
" Maman, I will be following Tsuna-nii! Bye!" I turned towards Shiro and Kuri.
" Come on, Kuri! Don't laze about- Shiro! How did you get Tsuna-nii's sock! Let go of it now!"
" Because of you, Shiro, I lost Tsuna-nii!" I complained while carrying Shiro, Kuri on top of my head lying comfortably.
' Hopefully I can catch up in time to see the plot happening!' Truth to be told, I forgot entirely about the plot so that's why I am so excited!
" Reborn! I'm going to confess to Sasagawa Kyoko with my dying will!" Say what? I turned around to find the source of the voice. Oh, it's just Tsuna-nii only in his blue boxers running in my direction. Crazily if I might add. Wait. Pause, rewind, replay. Tsuna-nii only in his blue boxers running in my direction. The fuck!?
" Arghhhh!" He ran past me. Cue huge wind blowing by and Kuri too. Wait what! Damn I've been saying lots of 'waits'!
" Kuri!" I ran after it with Shiro still in my arms. How long is Kuri going to fly!?
" Yelp!" Kuri was beginning to fall! I released Shiro, gently, and jumped to catch Kuri... only to fall on my butt. Don't get me wrong. I managed to catch Kuri but landing is the fucking problem!
" Ahhhhh!" Ah! It's Tsuna-nii's voice again! I looked up to the sky and there he is! Skydiving towards the ground. He knocked someone out of the way due to the force who is next to a orange-haired girl. Bravo, Tsuna-nii, bravo.
" Sasagawa Kyoko! Please go out with me!" Tsuna-nii said- no, shouted. The orange-haired girl, a.k.a Kyoko, screamed and then ran into the school.
" You bastard!" The guy who was next to Kyoko yelled and punched him in the face. " Don't kid yourself, creep!" Cue anger veins.
" Hey you asshole!" The said asshole turned to look at me. I walked up to him and punched him in the stomach, because of my damn bloody height. His knees buckled and he knelt down on the ground.
" Next time you punched Tsuna-nii again I swear I will do something worse than this," I threatened darkly. He nodded quickly and ran to the school frantically. Hm, coward! I look at my surroundings. Everybody is staring at me.
" What! Never seen a kid threaten a guy twice her size?" Silence. " Well, congratulations people! Now you have! So move on with your life already!" I started to walk towards Tsuna-nii with Shiro and Kuri next to me. Reborn then appeared with a parachute and fell from the sky. Seriously people! What's with skydiving today!
" Oh no. I just confessed in front of everyone. And I totally look like a pervert too. What's going on?" Tsuna-nii whined.
" Don't worry, Tsuna-nii. You don't look like a pervert..."
" Akemi..."
" You look like a stalker!" I continued happily. But then he just got more depressed.
" This is the Dying Will Bullet," Reborn explained while holding a red bullet with a small fire on it," A person shot in the head by this will be resurrected with dying will. The basis of resurrection is if you have any regrets while dying. The dying will time is only five minutes. After five minutes, you return to normal."
" So... what if Tsuna-nii didn't regret anything?" I questioned.
" I'm a hitman," he replied like the cool baby he is.
" I would've died!" Tsuna-nii shouted. He then proceeded to complain and pinched Reborn's cheeks. Bad move number 2. Consequence? Tsuna-nii lying on the pavement with a bruised cheek. Reborn continued to elaborate on the dying will bullet.
" So a dying will bullet will cause Tsuna-nii to be a crazily strong stalker?"
" ... More or less."
" It's not! And I am not a stalker!" The school bell then rang. And that means that Tsuna-nii is late!
" You think I can take all that in just so easily!"
" Tsuna-nii..." I shook his shoulder a little to get his attention. Alas, it was no use.
" What are you doing there?" Shit! This voice belongs to the one guy who can make all his fangirls/fanboys scream... That's right it's-
" Hibari Kyoya-san from the Discipline Committee!?" Tsuna-nii finished my thought. Fuc-
" Class is already starting. Go before I bite you to death."
" Hieee!" Tsuna-nii picked up his uniform that Reborn gave him and ran into the school.
" Mini-Omnivore." Cue eye twitching.
" Yo, Hibari-san! Wassup?" I replied nervously. Oh, the trauma of being bitten to death still haunts me!
" Hn." He looked at Reborn for a moment before leaving. Phew, no traumatizing incident... for now.
" Come on, Kuri and Shiro. Let's go- How the heck did you get Tsuna-nii's sock again!?"
Some time has past in the school~ Wait, this is redundant...
" Mou~ Shiro! How many times do I have to say this Tsuna-nii's sock is unhygienic!" Nevertheless, it still continues to bite onto the sock. At this rate I'll have to wash all of Tsuna-nii's socks to ensure Shiro's health.
' You always have the option of burning all the socks.' That voice is!?
' Ichigo!'
' The heck are you calling me?'
' Well, I can't keep calling you 'the guy who sounds like Hollow Ichigo', right?'
' ... Fair point.'
' So, Ichigo. Who the fuck are you!?'
' Swearing already? You must be pissed off.'
' Who wouldn't be pissed off if there is a fucking voice in your head and you don't know why is there a voice in the first place!?'
' Chill, Hikari, chill.'
' Why the fuck are you calling me that! My name is Akemi!'
' That's my nickname for you! Plus my name is not Ichigo anyways!'
' And what's that?'
' That's for me to know and you to find out.'
' Well played you bastard. Well played.'
' Well I try. Anyways, I have something important to tell you.'
' Which is?'
' You are currently suffocating your foxes by hugging them too tightly due to your anger.'
" Holy shit! Sorry Shiro, Kuri!" I released them from my embrace immediately.
' But that's not what I wanted to say. What I wanted to say is that Tsunayoshi is frustrated. So, cheer him up will you?'
' Say what?' Ichigo didn't reply back to me.
I ran in the hallway searching for Tsuna-nii, Shiro and Kuri behind me.
' Where on Namimori is he-' I got jolted from my thoughts when I bumped into someone.
" I'm sorry! I-I wasn't looking!" we both said at the same time. I looked at the person and likewise did he.
" Tsuna-nii!"
" Akemi!" We said in unison, for the third time today.
" So, wassup, bro! Care to tell why you feeling down?" I asked, both of us sitting down in the hallway.
" H-How did you know?"
" It's all over your face." ' That and the fact that Ichigo told me.' Before long, he told me everything.
" Tsuna-nii..." I said grabbing his attention, " Which would make a better impression on Sasagawa-san? A guy who stands up and fight even though he might get his ass handed to him, or a guy who runs away from a fight."
" I s-suppose the first one."
" That's right. A guy who fights with all his strength will stay in her memories forever. Go and be that guy, Tsuna-nii!" I gave him a double thumbs up.
" Akemi..." he mumbled, eyes suddenly full with determination," Thanks." He stood up and sprinted towards the direction of the gym. I smiled at my deed.
" Let's go Kuri, Shiro! We got to cheer Tsuna-nii on!" They purred in agreement with me, well mainly Shiro. Kuri just growled reluctantly. Ah, Kuri's
Tsundere-ness. I picked both of them up and left in a hurry.
I was totally unaware of the onyx eyes observing the scene just now. ' Hmph. She may be a child but she will be a great asset for the Famiglia.' He smirked. And we all know that isn't a good thing.
At the gym~ I just love doing this.
I ran to the gym as fast as I could. Why? Because of my oh-so-good sense of direction. Thanks to that the match already started! I think...
' There it is! The gym!' I thought happily. I dashed straight to the gym, occasionally stopping to balance myself or I will trip, and opened the door.
" Oh shit! The match started already!" I complained loudly, causing some eyes to look at me. I look at the match. Tsuna-nii is running with the Asshole-sempai chasing him! Oh come on!
" Tsuna-nii! Ganbette! I trust you to beat his damn ass!" I shouted/cheered.
" Akemi?" Unfortunately, my shout cause Tsuna-nii to let his guard down and Asshole-sempai used his shinai to hit Tsuna-nii's legs, causing him to fall.
" Fuck!" I yelled but shut my mouth when Hibari-san glared (but he actually stared) at me. Forgot he was there.
" Sawada-kun! Do your best!" Sasagawa-san cheered. Finally! Someone realized the amazing-ness of Tsuna-nii!
" K-Kyoko-chan?" Asshole-sempai looked shock that she cheered for Tsuna-nii instead of him. Well duh! Who would want to cheer an asshole like you? Out of the blue, there was a gun shot noise and then a flash of red hit Tsuna-nii. What the shit! Didn't anybody see that!
" Reborn! I'll get a point no matter what it takes!" There he comes! Tsuna-nii the Crazy Stalker! He rushed at his opponent with amazing speed and smashed through the shinai Asshole-sempai was hitting him with! He jumped onto him and grabbed a fistful of his hair and plucking it off his head. That must have hurt. I almost felt sorry for the guy. Almost.
" You think I only get one point!? I got a Hyaku-pon now!" The gym remained silent for a while and then they burst out laughing.
' Good thinking, Tsuna-nii! He never did specified what you needed to get a point off of!' I covered my mouth to refrain from laughing out loud. Asshole-sempai's face is priceless now!
" If that's not enough..." Tsuna-nii continued to pluck out his hair quicker than the eye could blink. I walked up to the judge.
" Judge-san, if you don't want your beloved sempai to be bald, I suggest you raise up Tsuna-nii's flag right now. Or do you need help with that?" I said sweetly, releasing 20% of my killer intent. The judge froze up and raised Tsuna-nii's flag so fast I thought his arm would come off.
" Point! Red wins!" The gym erupted into cheers.
" You did it, Tsuna-nii!" I ran towards him and glomped him so hard that we both fell to the ground together.
" A-Akemi. C-Can you l-let go now?" Tsuna-nii requested.
" Oh! Sorry!" I said sheepishly, releasing him from my glomp.
" Sawada-kun!" Sasagawa-san said.
" K-Kyoko-chan!" I better move from here. Don't wanna be a third wheel. But that doesn't mean I won't eavesdrop on them.
" I'm sorry about this morning. My friends tell me a lot that I don't know when to laugh."
' She thought his confession this morning was a joke. I feel so sorry for you, Tsuna-nii.'
" You really are incredible! You're not like some average guy. Is it okay if I call you Tsuna-kun from now on?" she continued.
" O-Of course!" Tsuna-nii replied happily.
" Aww~ Tsuna-nii is finally growing up! I feel so proud of you!" I said while hugging him again.
" Oh, who are you?" she asked.
" I'm Akemi! Tsuna-nii's self-proclaimed sister! Nice to meet you, Sasagawa-san," I introduced.
" Just call me Kyoko! You're so cute!" she said. Cue eye twitching.
" I'm not cute! One day I will become a lion! Rawr!" I waved my hands about to emphasize. But then they just laughed.
' Oh well, I'll let this matter off this time. I'm so happy for you, Tsuna-nii.' I beamed from ear to ear.
" So that is... the Vongola's Tenth Generation boss candidate, Sawada Tsunayoshi," a voice said, observing the scene happening in the gym.
At the Sawada Household~
" Wh-What! I'm the Vongola Familigia's Tenth Generation boss!? Me?!" Tsuna-nii exclaimed so loudly he woke up Shiro and Kuri from their nap.
" I came here because I was requested from the current Vongola Familigia boss, The ninth, to train you to become an admirable Mafia boss," Reborn explained.
" I don't get it! What are you talking about!" But Reborn just shove a paper in his face. I look at the paper. Is that a family tree?
" The Vongola Familigia's first boss retired and cross to Japan. He's your great, great, great grandfather." Wow. That's like a few hundred years ago.
" In other words, since you have inherited the Vongola blood, you are a legitimate candidate to become the next boss."
" I never heard about this," Tsuna-nii said.
" That's amazing, Tsuna-nii! You are going to be a Mafia boss~" I cheered. Tsuna-nii just can't help but sweat-dropped.
" Don't worry, I will train you to become a great Mafia boss." Reborn dressed up in his pink polka-dots pajamas.
" Why are you deciding everything by yourself and don't sleep in my bed!"
" It's sleepy time. See you tomorrow!" That's if Tsuna-nii survive I suppose.
" Hey!" Tsuna-nii went to his bed but stopped when he felt a wire at his leg. " What did you set up!?"
" I forgot to tell you, if you disturbed my sleep those booby traps will blow up." Then he went to sleep immediately, bubble blowing from his nose.
" He's sleeping with his eyes open!" Tsuna-nii exclaimed.
" And it's still so early," I added.
" Do you only sleep at baby time! Now how am I suppose to sleep," he said worriedly.
" Don't worry, Tsuna-nii. You can sleep in my room if you don't mind," I comforted him.
" Thanks, Akemi."
" You're welcome!"
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In the end, Tsuna-nii never did notice that his socks went missing.
A/N: Finished! I am so freaking sorry about my late update! *bangs head on table* And here I thought I could post 2 chapters. I actually could but I accidentally deleted Chapter 5! So I have to rewrite it all over again T^T I probably can't update in a while... like about 2 months. Fuck it! *Shouts stuffs that should be censored* So thanks to everyone who reviewed, favorite, followed and read my story! Please leave a review~ That might give me motivation to update faster! Ciao~