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Chapter 7: Being Kaminari (not so sure about the spelling but oh well, at least I tried :P)'s Onee-chan In A Way
Warning: Crappy writing below. Trust me, I'm pretty sure it's crappy. And I didn't check the chapter (since I'm lazy) so might have plenty of mistakes!
Recap: Well, Yamamoto, being the Baka he is, attempted to commit suicide but Akemi and Tsuna were able to stop him in time.
'Hm? Well this is different from usual.'
I look around me. I was surrounded by... grass? To be exact, I'm sitting on a bed and it looks like the bed is at a never-ending field.
A breeze came and I tucked back my strands of stray hair behind my ear. It was only then I noticed what I was wearing.
Last time I remember, I was just wearing my light-purple colored pajamas. Now I'm wearing a black sleeveless top with a white skirt which reached right above my knees. I am bare-footed too.
A white skirt... a skirt... a motherfucking skirt out of all articles to wear!? I clenched my fists.
"I swear I will maim the person who made me wear this skirt!" I declared, flames in my eyes.
"Then I better be careful then," a voice answered me out of the blue. That voice!
"Ichigo!?" I whipped my head to the right and lo and behold, there's a boy on a similar looking bed who looks like me- heck! He could even pass off as my identical twin! Only difference is that his hair is short, black and shaped like Hibari-san's, his eyes are pitch-black as well and he is wearing a sleeveless black shirt with white pants.
"Yo!" he greeted.
"You are... Ichigo?" I questioned, tilting my head in the process.
"Well what do you think?" he said, crossing his arms.
"Yep you're Ichigo!" Seriously, I don't need confirmation to know this guy is Ichigo. His voice and attitude gave it away.
"So, Ichigo..." I cracked my knuckles," care to explain all the shit that is happening?" I finished, smiling while my killer intent is leaking.
"Ahahaha! Funny story actually..." Ichigo raised his hands in surrender while sweat-dropping.
"Using the Yamamoto act isn't going to work. You are going to explain EVERYTHING now."
"I'm in deep shit."
After some talking (read: torturing)~
"So technically, you're just another me."
"Yep."
"And this place is my mind."
"Yep."
"And when I was falling off the building, you took over my mind, focus all your energy and boost your speed."
"Yep."
"Thanks to that, you did some moves and landed on the ground safely."
"Yep."
"But because you never took over my mind before, that resulted me into having a head-splitting migraine for days."
"Yep."
"And you are saying 'Yep' to my every reply just to get everything over with, right?"
"Yep." I faced-palmed. Why aren't I surprised?
"Ah souka~ I understand everything now- NO I DON'T AT ALL! YOU THINK I COULD TAKE ALL THIS IN!?" I swear if there was a table in front of me, I would flip it!
"And you say you're a semi-genius."
"That has nothing to do with this!"
"..." He stared at me with the 'Really?' look.
"Okay! Maybe it does!" I said exasperatedly.
"It does have to do with this. Never mind, what do you not understand?" he replied, sighing.
"Okay. I don't get why only now do I get to meet you- Heck! I don''t even get why you're in my mind!" I shouted, confuse written all over my face.
Ichigo sighed.
"I was afraid that you asked that (Akemi: More like you're too lazy to explain!) but since you asked I better explain. But before that, I'm impressed that you still haven't look to your left yet."
"Huh?" I looked to my left.
"What!? How can there be TWO Ichigo's'!" I rubbed my eyes but true enough, there was another Ichigo there, sleeping on another seemingly similar bed. Ichigo then knocked on my head, albeit gently.
"Ba-ka~ I'm right over here. Look closely. That guy has white hair and instead of a black shirt like mine, his is white. His pants are black too instead of white." I looked again.
"Ah! You're right!" Indeed, even if he looked the same there are those differences. Wait...
"... So does that means that you're not the only voice in my head?" I questioned. He nodded.
"One voice in my head is complicated enough but TWO!? Why does life hates me..."
"Hey! That's insulting to me!" he pointed at me accusingly,"but I'm going to ignore that and do some shitty explanation."
I nodded my head and gave him my full attention.
"Listen closely because I ain't going to repeat it. Leave all questions till the end."
"To be blunt because beating around the bush just ain't cutting it, I'm your darkness and this bastard here," he jabbed a thumb in Ichigo #2 's direction,"is your light."
"What the heck do you mean?" I asked. Ichigo then walked towards me... and knocked me on the head.
"Itai! What did you do that for?" I placed my hands on where he knocked. Tears threatened to spill but I held them in. Yep, it hurt that much.
"Clearly you weren't listening. I said leave ALL questions till the end," he said, crossing his arms and sighing.
"Like I was saying, I'm your darkness, meaning I hold all your pain, fear, hatred etc..." Ichigo trailed off.
"And that bastard is your light, meaning he holds all your hope, happiness etc..." he trailed off again, a look on his face filled of... jealousy?
Why would he be jealous?
"As to why we are only meeting now, let's just say that we needed a connection, a bond so to say."
I just gave him the 'Huh?' expression.
"To make things simpler, we needed a bond between us in order to communicate. It was hard to establish a bond at first that's why I wasn't able to talk to you as freely as now. But as times pass by, our bond becomes stronger thus the reason why we are able to meet in your mind like this now."
"Then what about Ichigo #2?" I said, pointing to the said guy,"why is he sleeping?"
"You mean the bastard?"
"Bastard is a harsh way to put it but yeah." Ichigo held the bridge of his nose, seemed like he was fed up with explaining.
"Only when you first came into this world were we created, or born if you prefer. Due to that, a huge amount of energy is needed, so he ended up using most of his energy while I used some of mine. So for now he is still resting but he's going to come around soon. He is showing signs of waking."
"I see but why were you guys created? These type of things normally don't happen to others so why me?" I asked but then I felt sleepy all of a sudden.
"Opps, times up! Time for you to wake up!" Ichigo said cheerfully, as if he did not want to explain my previous question.
"Wait! I... still have... tons of... questions..." My eyelids are getting heavier and before I knew it, I blacked out.
But just before I blacked out, I saw Ichigo having this sorrowful look.
BOOM!
"GYAAAAAAA!"
"HIEEEEEE!" I woke up screaming. Wait why am I screaming like Tsuna-nii in the first place- That does not matter now!
I jumped off my bed and immediately headed to Tsuna-nii's room, which was currently full of smoke. I opened the door and as expected, my sight was full of smoke.
"Tsuna-nii! *cough* Are you alright?" I asked, concern evident in my voice. As the smoke clears, I heard Tsuna-nii's voice.
"Where in the world is there a home tutor who uses bombs whenever a student makes a mistake!?" he shouted.
"Right here," Reborn and I answered in unison.
"This is how I do it," Reborn continued.
"That's definitely wrong!" Tsuna-nii objected.
"You said you were going to study hard for your test to raise your allowance."
"At this rate before my allowance raises, I will rise to heaven!"
"If it makes you feel any better Tsuna-nii, instead of using bombs whenever my students make a mistake, I will just explain what they did wrong..."
"Akemi..."
"And then threatened them at gun-point never to make that mistake again."
"That's just equally wrong!" Tsuna-nii yelled before sighing.
"Well, I'm gonna take a shower so see you later," I said.
"Be sure to come here after your shower," Reborn said,"you're gonna study too."
"But why?" I whined.
"Your grades are good which is the only reason why I didn't wake you up to study with Dame-Tsuna. But now that you're awake and the fact that I'm supposed to tutor you too, you must study," he explained.
I was about to object further but he cocked his gun (when did he even get one?) and point it at me.
"Alright! Alright! I'm gonna study after showering!" And off to the bathroom I go!
After showering, I changed from my light-purple colored pajamas into a Pikachu hoodie with yellow shorts~ What can I say? I love Pikachu~
'I wonder what Ichigo says is true or not... Nah! He's probably telling the truth! No reason to lie to me, right?'
I shook my head. Now is not the time to mull over such things! Ichigo will explain when the time comes, I believe in him! I immediately ran to Tsuna-nii's room.
After reaching Tsuna's room~ During study session~
"The answer is four," I said.
"Correct," Reborn answered.
"S-Sugoi, Akemi," Tsuna-nii complimented.
"If you understood the formula, questions like these are a piece of cake," I said coolly.
'Though that coolness turns into cuteness when she puts in the hood. Seriously without her red hair, she looks like a Pikachu,' Tsuna-nii thought, sweat-dropping a little. Tsuna-nii then turned towards the window.
"What the!?" he said taken aback. I turned towards the window as well. I was greeted with the sight of an afro haired little boy wearing a cow-suit and with horns on a tree branch. And the said boy is currently pointing a gun at us. Well, like I always say, shit happens a lot to us. Okay, maybe not always.
"Well, I'll review what we did now," Reborn said.
"Hey, Reborn! Look at that!" Tsuna-nii pointed at the window.
"Die, Reborn!" the cowboy said. Get it? Cow, boy? No? Well, you guys suck. Nah, I am the one who suck at puns.
"Reborn! There's a weird guy who looks like a cow! Look this way! See!" Tsuna-nii said but Reborn being Reborn, didn't give a damn.
"First the target is going to be this number..." Reborn trailed off.
"Take this," the cowboy shouted and pulled the trigger but no bullet came out.
"Huh? Oh! Crap! I was playing 'Ready, Go!' yesterday and used it all!" the cowboy reminisce.
I'm starting to think that he is stupid. Good kids at home, please don't follow his example.
Crack! Snap!
"Ah, the tree branch broke..." I stated.
"Kup Yah!" Sounded like he hit the ground. Safely, I dunno about that though.
"Wha... What!?" Tsuna-nii rushed to the windows.
"What happened to him, Tsuna-nii?" I asked.
"H-He seems okay-" The doorbell rang. "and is ringing our doorbell now."
Then the door of Tsuna-nii's room smacked wide open.
"Long time no see, Reborn! It's me, Lambo!" the cowboy, whose name is Lambo, yelled.
"Wah! He came in! Reborn, do you know him?" Tsuna-nii questioned.
"Remember this formula," Reborn said. I sweat-dropped while Tsuna-nii just said 'Eh?' Seemed like Reborn really didn't give a damn.
"Hey! Don't ignore me! I'll kill you, dammit!" Lambo declared and charged at Reborn with a knife.
"Ah that's a-" Reborn deflected Lambo away in a flash and Lambo flew to the wall and hit it. "bad move..." I tried to warn.
"How dreadful!" Tsuna-nii exclaimed.
"On the bright side, at least Reborn didn't stab him with the knife which he can do so oh-so-easily," I said cheerfully.
'I will never get what Akemi is thinking...'
"Oh, that hurt... I must have tripped over something..." In denial, definitely in denial.
"I, Lambo-san, five years old, from Italy, a hitman from the Bovino Famiglia tripped! Favorite foods are grapes and candy and I, Lambo-san, who met Reborn at a bar, just tripped!"
'I admire his determination or stupidity but he's trying way too hard to introduce himself while having a nosebleed,' I thought.
"So yeah, let me try again. Yo, Reborn! It's me, Lambo!" Lambo greeted.
"With that formula, solve this," Reborn said. There must be a limit to how he could ignore such a situation... or not, he's Reborn for a reason.
"Uh... yeah..." Tsuna-nii replied awkwardly.
"..." Lambo must be pissed off now. Seemed like Tsuna-nii made up his mind to ignore him.
"Ah! Yeah, I brought a lot of souvenirs from Italy this time~ Oh!? What's this? It's Kiritanpo!" Lambo exclaimed.(A/N: Kiritanpo is sticky rice wrapped on a stick of bamboo and roasted... I think.)
"T-Twenty, I think..."
"Yes, it's twenty."
'They're completely ignoring him! Am I the only who cares!?'
"To-Ler-Ate..." he sniffled. Ah~ He's crying...
"Fohohoho! This time, I borrowed a lot of weapons from the boss that are passed down in the Bovino Famiglia!"
'He recovers quick! And he's attempting to change his approach...'
"Tada~! Ten-year Bazooka! Those who are shot with this can, for five minutes, switch with their self ten years in the future!" Now that got Tsuna-nii's and mine attentions.
"But this is only a simple presentation. It will be a waste so I'm going to put it away!" Then don't show us in the first place!
"Oh my! I found something good!" I have a bad feeling about this...
"Oh no! What may this be?" he said and showed us a...
"Hand grenade!" Tsuna-nii and I exclaimed at the same timing.
"Correct~!" Lambo removed the pin and throw it at Reborn. "Die, Reborn!"
"Ah! Bad-" Reborn deflected the hand grenade and the hand grenade and Lambo flew out of the window. "move... again. Why don't you ever try to listen to me? You might save a few years of your life by doing so..."
Back to what's happening to Lambo, let's just say he blew up with the hand grenade. Meh, he will be fine... at least I hope so.
"Let's go to the next question," Reborn spoke.
"You... didn't have to do that much... You know him, right?" Tsuna-nii said.
"I don't know him," Reborn gave a clear-cut answer.
"Eh? But he said you guys met at a bar or something..." I stated.
"Either way, if it's the Bovino Famiglia, they're a rather small mafia group. I don't associate with those who rank lower."
"That's so awesome!" I commented. Tsuna-nii just sweat-dropped like he always does.
Scene change to I-don't-know-where~
"Tsu-kun~ Ami-chan~" Maman called out.
"Hm what?" Tsuna-nii said.
"Come here," Maman said and showed us... Lambo. Ha, he survived after all.
"He's Reborn-kun's friend, right? Did they fight?"
"Well, if anything it wasn't a pretty one..." I answered, scratching my cheek.
"Tsu-kun, Ami-chan, you both are older than those two so be the middle man and settle it out."
'Yeah but one is the world's greatest hitman while the other has a HEAD full of grenades.'
"I'm going to make dinner so I'll leave it to you two." And off she went.
"Eh!? But I don't want to!" Tsuna-nii whined while Lambo clung onto his leg. I sighed.
"Suck it up, Tsuna-nii," I said as I removed Lambo from Tsuna-nii's leg forcefully,"I'll help you take care of him too."
Though on the bad side, he's clinging onto my shirt... Gotta clean this hoddie now.
"Oi, oi, stop crying already..." I patted his head while cradling him. He sniffled.
"I'll call Reborn for you. In return, please crying, kay?" I smiled, still patting his head. Or afro, whichever you prefer.
Though that seemed to make things worse because Lambo shook his head furiously, his snot flying everywhere. Ewww...
"He's scarred with fear!" Tsuna-nii exclaimed.
"T-Then let's go outside! Okay?" I suggested. He nodded his head, still sniffling and clinging on my hoodie.
"Let's go, Tsuna-nii!"
"E-Eh?"
"You still have to take care of him, you know?"
"N-No way..."
"Yes way now let's go~!"
Sitting at the riverbank~ Or whatever you call it~
"Lambo, stop crying already..." I said but still the waterworks kept on working.
"Hm... Here, you like candy, right?" Tsuna-nii said and handed Lambo a candy. Lambo then took the candy, unwrapped it and ate it.
"La... Lambo's dream is to be the boss of the Bovino Famiglia and *sniff* make all humanity bow down to me..."
"Well, that's a nice dream... even though you're saying it while crying..." I commented.
"But my boss told me to defeat the super-first-class hitman, Reborn..."
'That's one suicidal mission...'
"Oh yeah, you met Reborn before?" Tsuna-nii asked.
"Yeah! When I was taken to the bar for the first time by my boss..."
'What kind of boss takes a five-year-old to a freaking BAR!? Apparently his...'
"Reborn was sitting on the counter. We spoke a lot even if it was our first time meeting."
'That is surprising...'
"While Lambo is eating his favorite grapes, Reborn was blowing bubbles with his gum from his nose."
"Ermmm... Lambo, that actually means he was sleeping," I said.
"Eh!? R-Really!"
"Yep, really. Trust me, you can't blow bubbles with your gum from your nose, I found out the hard way." 'Nearly chocked myself to death by trying' I added mentally.
"Well, since you stopped crying, I'm going to go home," Tsuna-nii said.
"Oh yeah! It's almost time for dinner!" I exclaimed.
We were about to go when suddenly Lambo latched onto my leg. I looked at him.
'He's still a kid... so I suppose it wouldn't hurt for him to have some company, right?'
"Ne, Tsuna-nii. Can we bring Lambo home for dinner? I'm sure Maman wouldn't mind," I asked.
"E-Eh? I-I think it's okay, seeing how he wouldn't let go of your leg." I smiled.
"Come here, Lambo," I said, offering a hug,"I don't think holding onto my leg would be comfortable."
Lambo looked hesitant for a moment before accepting the embrace.
"Good kid," I complimented, patting his head. I then looked at Tsuna-nii who was currently staring at me.
"What?" I said.
"N-No, it's just that you seem to know how to take care of kids..."
"Oh. I suppose... I just didn't want him to have a similar childhood as mine."
"C-Childhood!? Akemi, you're still a child."
"Ahahaha! Let's just go get dinner now," I said before walking off with Tsuna-nii, Lambo cradled perfectly in my arms.
At the Sawada Household~
"It's fine! The more, the merrier!" Maman said before leaving to deliver the circular bulletin next door.
Awkward silence. I looked at Lambo who was currently sweating buckets.
"Gulp. Take this!" Lambo shouted before throwing a knife at Reborn.
"Ah! Lambo, watch-" Reborn deflected the knife with a fork and the said knife kinda stabbed Lambo in the forehead. "out... Time and time again I got interrupted. What a nice life."
'And I'm more amazed by the fact that Lambo never learns his lessons.'
"Wahhhhh!" Ah, he's crying again...
Then he took out a purple bazooka... and proceeded to shoot himself with it.
"O-Oi! Lambo!" I yelled.
"That bazooka from before... S-Shooting himself!?" Tsuna-nii panicked.
BOOM!
"Wah!" Tsuna-nii and I exclaimed. Smoke filled up the entire room. As the smoke clears, a silhouette began to from.
"Phew."
"Eh?" Tsuna-nii gasped. The smoke completely disappeared and out came... a teenager.
"Goodness. It seems like I was brought back ten years with the ten year bazooka," the teenager said.
"Long time no see, young Tenth Vongola," he greeted.
"Don't tell me... You're Lambo from the future!?" I shouted.
"As sharp as always, Akemi." No actually it was obvious...
"No way! This dandy-looking guy is that cow brat!?" Tsuna-nii mumbled.
"Hey, Reborn. I changed, didn't I? I'm Lambo, the one who you kept ignoring."
Reborn just continued to eat. Looks like Reborn is still ignoring Lambo till now...
"Geez, looks like I have to use my skills then. I'll show you how much I changed in ten years," Adult Lambo declared. He took out a pair of horns and put them into his head or something...
"Thunder Set." Lightning started to come out of the horns.
"My horns are one million volts," Adult Lambo stated.
"S-Sugoi," I said,"That's enough electricity to charge up the whole town! At least I think so..."
"Die, Reborn! Elettrico Cornata!" (A/N: Electric Horns~!) Adult Lambo shouted and then charged at Reborn... who was still eating.
"Adult Lambo, you should-" Reborn used his fork and stopped Adult Lambo by stabbing him in the head. "stop... FUTURE OR PRESENT WHY WON'T YOU STOP AND LISTEN!?"
"To-Ler-Ate... WAHHHH!" Adult Lambo wailed and then ran off.
'Ah~ Future, present or past... I think they're all crybabies... Though I can't blame him, Reborn is scary and that fork stab must have really hurt.'
"Hey, Tsu-kun! Ami-chan!" Maman called,"I told you two to be the middle man." Oh, she brought back Lambo, the present one.
"Wahhhhhhhhh!" And he's still crying...
"Lambo-kun says he wants to be friend with Reborn-kun," Maman said.
'He wanted to be Reborn's friend? No wonder he's trying so hard to catch Reborn's attention then...' I sighed. Stubborn kid.
"I lied! Die!" Lambo shouted and threw hand grenades at Reborn. You know what? I'm not going to bother to warn anymore.
Reborn then deflected the grenades with a plate and Lambo and the grenades flew out to the front yard.
BOOM!
"Gupyaaa!" And the grenades exploded with him.
"Maman, I want more," Reborn requested, still not giving a damn.
"Mou, Lambo..." I sighed and got out of my seat and proceeded to the front yard. Lambo was lying there, looking like a barbecued cow and sniffling.
"Lambo, are you alright?" I asked, bending down to his level and he gave me a shaky nod. I sighed again.
"Don't cry. Real man don't cry. If you're not a real man, then you're never going to defeat Reborn, you know?" I said. Lambo then looked up to me. I patted his head.
"Yosh! I decided! From today onward, I will teach you some tricks that may help you to defeat Reborn!" I declared, punching my fist into the air.
"E-Eh? You will teach Lambo?"
"Do you want to defeat Reborn?" I asked.
"O-Of course!" he replied. I smiled.
"Then I will teach you!" I offered him my hand. He accepted it and we did a handshake.
"By the way, my name is Akemi! Address me however you want as long as it's not insulting!" I introduced.
"Y-You're not a Pikachu?"
"... All this time you thought I'm a Pikachu? *sigh* But no I'm not."
"T-Then how about Pika-nee?"
"Eh?"
"Can Lambo call you that?"
"I suppose so..." So I'm officially Pika-nee in his eyes. So in a way he's like my little brother and I'm his sister.
"Pika-nee... Lambo is hungry!" Lambo pulled onto the helm of my hoodie.
"Okay! Let's go eat dinner now!" I carried him into the house.
"What a nice sibling bond they have," Maman complimented.
"Yeah, you're right" Tsuna-nii agreed with her.
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Pika-nee... That has a nice ring to it!
A/N: Gomenasai for uploading it late! And gomenasai again if the chapter is crappy, it was kinda rush cuz' I forgot about writing the chapter for a while. Hopefully it's not that badly written! Gomenasai if it's short too... As promised, I will try to update every other day and hopefully with a very well written chapter! Well as always, please... REVIEW WITH YOUR DYING WILL! Ciao~
Next update: 8/10/2013 (could be last minute seeing how lazy I am)