Yo yo yo, what's up, no I haven't died. But school makes me want too. So anyways...
Disclaimer: *in a sarcastic voice* yup I own Young Justice.
R: dude, what pain meds were you on last night?!
Ki: umm I wasn't on any pain meds.
R: yes you were, you ran around the cave, uncapping every ballpoint pen saying "Come on Riptide, I need you"
Ki: I know, and I wasn't on anything.
R:...
Ki: Hey Rob, do your best American accent.
R: *clears throat* I'm an American, I'm going to go to McDonalds,and get all fat, and pffftthhh
Ki: bravo Rob bravo.
Ki: Whatcha doin'
R: I'm in my closet
Ki: Why?
R: I'm looking for Narnia
Ki: DON'T GO IN TILL I GET THERE!
R: ok
A: you know Halloween yesterday right?
Ki: Then why are you wearing that ugly mask you call your face?
A: That's it! You're dead West!
Ki: Dude, you gotta save me!
R: No matter what you do to Artemis, I'm always on your side.
R: So what did you do?
Ki: I told her to take off that ugly mask she calls her face.
R: Sorry dude, but you're all on you own here.
A: Guess what
R: A pink hippo fell from the sky, landed on your blue gorilla, who then threw the hippo into the lake, and now there's fish in your back yard!?
A: Next time just ask "What?"
Ki: Dude, guess what!
R: An alien came down and abducted a family of ostriches and did some weird voodoo magic stuff to turn them red, then released then back to earth !?
Ki: Sometimes I worry about you
R: I know
Ki: I miss you...
R: Of course you do
Ki: Dude, get over here now!
R: No way, it's 2 am.
Ki: But I found U. Barrys secret stash of oreos.
R: I'll be there in ten.
R: you left your phone at my house
Ki: I know.
R: Wait, how are you texting me then?
R: ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?
Ki: yeah, I got hungry.
That's all folks. I ain't got no excuse for updating late. So Happy Halloween y'all ! So I'm writing a book, and it's gonna be awesome, that or I'm throwing it in the fall festival fire next Sunday. Oh well.
-They Call Me Abbs