disclaimer: maybe, maybe not. Quit askin'.


R: I hate you

Ki: you're just mad because my mugshot was better than yours


Batman: where are you?

R: At the cave, why?

Batman: I hear fireworks, and you are missing. This can't be a coincidence


R: do you want to rearrange Walmart?

Ki: sure, but we'd have to be quiet

R: ninja mode activated

Ki: NO! NO NINJA MODE!


Ki: I had an interesting day at school

R: why, what happened?

Ki: some kid tried to explain to the principal what he did wrong using interpretive dance

R: I'd love your school


Al: team bonding time

R: really?..

Ki: do we have to..

Sb: I don't wanna

A: I agree with Conner

Mm: I think it'll be fun

Zee: me too

Al: great, first question. If stranded on an island, how would you get off

Ki: run like Jesus

Mm: fly

Sb: jump

Zee: cast a spell

Al: I would swim

R: easy, signal the batwing

A: seriously!? Am I the only one that can't get off an island?

R: you must answer the question Arty

A: I'd probably cling to one of you guys


R: why am I wearing a leash?

A: shoot, I forgot to take it off

Ki: it was for your own safety, you were doing back flips off Street lamps.

R: oh, ok


Ki: I just wanna be friends

A: pass


Ki: hey dude what you up to?

R: sitting in the fridge

Ki: haha dude check your phone, autocorrect haha! XD

R: what are you talking about ?I'm sitting in the fridge eating a banana.

Ki: I worry about you


Ki: so, oxygen went out on a date with potassium today, it went ok

R: really? I saw oxygen making out with magnesium.. omg

Ki: actually oxygen percent nitrogen out, but nitrogen was like "NO"

R: I thought oxygen had a double bond with the hydrogen twins

A: I hate both of you


Bla bla bla, I'm soo tired, gnight.

-The one they call Abbs