Blah blah blah, disclaimer: what do you think
Ki: I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
R: I'd be honored to be that friend.
Ki: you are already that friend
Ki: my arm hurts
R: I told you, I'm sorry!
R: I didn't think hitting you with a bat that hard would break your arm. You need to drink more milk
R: are we still banned from the library?
Ki: yes, and the supermarket and Walmart
A: also the zoo, the dog park, the aquarium, and the fish market.
R: we need a list, cuz I almost got arrested because I went to the library.
Ki: I found a note that I wrote in the second grade
A: really? What does it say?
Ki: " I love animals, my favorite animals have horns. here is a list of animals with horns: elephants, bulls,cows, and unicorns. I love unicorns!"
A: wow.
R: hey Wally?
Ki: yes, I still hate you.
R: ok, sorry
A: so I found a folder saying "bad grades, ones a 36%"
R: ouch
A: yeah, anyways, when I opened it, it was all A's and B's
Ki: I have the most brilliant idea
A: no.
Ki: but you haven't even heard it
R: we don't care
Ki: but it's a prank!
R: I'm suddenly intrigued
Ki: you know those ball things at Walmart
A: yeah..
Ki: well let's take turns jumping in them
A: ok, and afterward I can push Robin in a cart yelling "The British are coming!"
R: is this why we're banned from Walmart?
Ki: yes
A: yes
Ki: it takes a very broken, twisted soul to do what you do
R: You're too kind, thank you for noticing
Ki: you're insane!
R: I know! Isn't it great?
Ki: stop judging me
A: I can't, it's my hobby
Ki: how did you even manage to do that!?
R: with this smile, I can get away with anything
R: your house is a wreck
A: yeah, you could've at least cleaned the bathroom
Ki: had I known I was going to have guests at THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING I would have.
and done, happy reading. So I have decided that I am running out of things to post, if you read something in a book, or had something funny happen to you, feel free to post it in the reviews and I might add it to my next chapter. THANKS
-They Call Me Abbs