Ki: can you write a poem for me
R: sure
R: roses are red, violets are blue, why does everyone want to go back to Jakku?!
R: do you want to know the best thing about star wars
Ki: what
R: it's one family disrupting the whole galaxy with their drama
Unknown: what's your favorite game? Mines following you home after school
Ki: who the heck is this!?
Unknown: your cats fur is so soft, I think it would make a great pair of gloves
Ki: seriously you're creeping me out, who are you?
Unknown: it's me, Rob, I deleted my number from your phone just so I could do this
Ki: I hate you
R: I have nothing to fear from death!
Ki: that's because you're a dang lunatic
R: I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse, or two
Ki: Don't you have, like, three horses
R: brb
Ki: WAIT, ROB, NO
R: that is completely unrelated to the horse thing, I swear on the river Styx.
Ki: hey
R: why are you texting me at two am?
Ki: why are you replying at 2 am
R: touche
Ki: I asked dad if I could get the new iPhone, he said if Mom's ok with it, he'll get it for me
R: cool
Ki: dude! I think Mom's in a good mood, she just texted me saying she'll bring me chicken pot pie and soda for dinner, and she said she loves me.
R: great, you gonna ask her?
Ki: duh
Ki: she was in a bad mood, I'll ask her tomorrow
Ki: hey dude, how was your check up?
R: it was ok, the doctor said I need to start killing people
Ki: what?
R: well, actually he said I should reduce the stress in my life, but I knew what he meant..
Al: what happened?
Ki: no idea
A: all I heard was "come on, it'll be funny"
R: the next thing we knew, we were in jail
A: kid, I swear, he's not trying to kill you
Ki: I'm telling you, Robin is possessed or something
A: he's your best friend
Ki: no, Artemis, listen
Ki:I was doing homework in the cave, when I looked up he was standing in the doorway and I heard him whisper "soon"
Ki: any idea how to fix this?
A: yup
R: I have a brilliant plan
Ki: besides murdering and/or maiming
A: no.
R: Nevermind
-they call me Abbs