WOW I ACTUALLY UPDATED
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Ki: what kind of math does a tree do
R: twigonomitry
Ki: no, square roots
R: considering square roots isn't a type of math, the answer is geometree
Ki: did you hear about the Italian chef that died
Ki: he pasta way
R: we cannoli do so much
A: he will become a pizza history
R: here today, gone tomato
A: how sad that he ran out of thyme
A: I'm sending olive my prayers to the family
R: His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it
A: do you blame her, she sausage a tragic thing
Ki: Really guys, I was just trying to tell a joke.
Ki: wow you look...
A: beautiful, I know, let's move on
Ki: did you know, things don't bug you if you don't think about them.
Ki: from now on, I won't think about the things I don't like, and I'll be happy all the time
R: don't you think that's an irresponsible and silly way to live?
Ki: what a pretty afternoon.
Ki: my parents are forcing me to this family dinner
R: but you love food
Ki: but I don't love my 12 cousins
R: well do something to stop you from going
Ki: do you think slashing the tires will work?
R: yeah, that'll do
R: describe Arty in one sentence
Ki: If she were in the woods alone with a wolf pack, the wolfs would run
A: I'm flattered
R: I'm either going out for ice cream or committing a heinous crime
R: I'll decide in the car
Ra: please stop putting things in my microwave
Ki: but it's science
Ra: YOU BLEW UP A CD!
R: yeah, science
Ki: let's do a highlighter next
Ra: No
R: sounds good
Ki: I love you
A: don't be dumb
Ki: how did you find me?
R: I'm a detective, it's what I do
Ki: my mom told you didn't she?
R: yeah
R:I may have accidentally pick pocketed the president
Ki: what do you mean you may have accidentally pick pocketed the President!?
R: it's a long story
Ki: tell me!
A: why is Wally such an idiot?!
R: everyone has to excel at something
Ki: RIP boiled water
R: you will be mist
A: I hate both of you
Ki: eating clocks is really time consuming
R: especially if you go back for seconds
Happy Valentines day my faithful followers, and others.