Alright everyone, my best friend bet me that I couldn't get over 100 reviews by the time I update chapter 18, I'm on chapter 14 right now. If we can prove her wrong, I'll let you give me a dare and I swear on the river Styx I'll do it, I might even upload it to YouTube. So lets try and prove her wrong
Disclaimer: We both know the answer
Ki: but that's illegal!
R: not in some countries
R: so let's pretend we're there
Ra: which one of you melted my couch!
Ki: it was Rob...
R: WRONG I was just the accomplice
Ki: you provided the blowtorch
Ra: guys, this is why we can't have nice things
Ki: if sarcasm burned calories, you'd be one skinny dude.
R: I already am one skinny dude
Ki: oh yeah
Ki: hey
A: leave me alone
Ki: but I can't live without you..
A: then die.
Ki: rude.
Ki: hey when I die can you stand by my casket dressed as the grim reaper, and not say a word to anyone
R: sure, for how much?
Ki: I'll leave 50 bucks in my will for you
R: consider it done
A: how do you keep an idiot in suspense.
Ki: I don't know, how?
Ki: hello?
Ki: Artemis ?
Ki: oh...
R: I heard you fell down in gym class today
Ki: no, the floor needed a hug
R: oh really? Then why were you crying?
Ki: it was a very emotional time
Ki: I like you, do you like me?
A: no
A: but you never asked if I loved you
Ki: aww do you love me?
A: no.
R: how the heck do you spell Voldermlort?
R: Is it Voldermirt
R: or Voldermort
Ki: dude all three are wrong its Voldemort
R: oh
Ki: I have so much homework
R: now is always a good time to wait till later
Ki: good idea
R: so what movie do you wanna watch?
Ki: Rob
Ki: Robbie
Ki: Robin it's important
R: dude I'm training, what do you want?
Ki: I just farted
R: All I ask for is one normal friend
Ki: I don't know what to do, I've apologized a hundred times
A: Actions speak louder than wombats
A: haha words
A: that was funny, but I'm still mad at you.
Unknown: everyone thinks you suck
Ki: umm wrong number
Unknown: Matt?
Ki: no, Wally
Unknown: oh, well, you probably suck too
Ki: ROFL
R: LSHIDMTAMSFO
Ki: laughing do hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off?
R: Yup
Ki: bestest friend ever!
Bla bla bla (enter important message here) yup, I think I got the authors note perfect. If you have any text suggestions go ahead and tell me, Thanks. Don't forget to review, I love to hear your words of encouragement, it's what keeps this story going.