Well this is chapter 17 so two more monts for my bet, I need about 40 reviews or my friend wins. Anyways I won't update as often because school let's out next week and mist of these text come from my friends so.. I present to you, chapter 17

Disclaimer: *looks in every box in my house* nope


Ki: mom got me a pit bull puppy

Ki: she's so cute, why do people think pit bulls are so mean?

Ki: crap

Ki: she's biting my leg! Get it of!


Ki: what's your type?

R: type of what?

A: blood

R: red


R: so today at school this girl asked me what procrastinate meant and I told her "I'll tell you later." And my teacher and about half of the class started laughing while she was muttering "I dont get it"

Ki: gods, you are one evil dude


R: guess what I bought you

Ki: skittles?

R: No, a trampoline

R: because you're always jumping to conclusions


R: what's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill?

A: idk how?

R: walking

R: JK Rolling

A: I am never speaking to you again


Ki: I'm gonna throw a party this weekend

R: dont you need friends to throw a party?

Ki: I hate you


Ki: you know that moment when you realize that you have to get a 254% on you final to have a B in class?

A: you mean the "Thees ees a deesaster." moment?

Ki: yup

A: yeah, we're going to fail


A: hey guys, the kids next door challenged me to a water gun fight. I'm boiling the water right now, wanna help?

Ki: what do you mean by 'boiling'?

R: was that autocorrect?

A: haha...autocorrect...yeah

A: are you coming or not?

R: duh

Ki: sure


Ki: hey! Who stole my goggles?

Ki: Nevermind, I found them

R: the were in that mess of a room, weren't they?

Ki: yeah


A: would you like to be the sun in my life?

Ki: definitely!

A: good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me


Ki: hey

A: hi

Ki: I can't sleep

A: oh, well, I can

A: good night!


Ki: who painted the Mona Lisa?

R: Leonardo DaVinci

Ki: oh, was that before or after he played in the Titanic?

R: that was Leonardo DiCaprio sweetie


Ki: I have a new motto. If you have any questions, ask someone else

R: My motto is, You're only in trouble if you get caught.


Ki: that's it, we're throwing Rob a surprise birthday party

A: that is the worst idea for a detective's party


R: new Walmart idea

A: let's hear it

R: Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

Ki: you're a genius


Ki: I'm Hungary

R: maybe you should Czech the fridge

Ki: I'm Russian there

R: is there any Turkey?

Ki: yeah, but it's covered in Greece

R: eww there's Norway you can eat that


That's it guys, I did all Robin, Wally, and Artemis because I couldn't really see anyone else in the teem texting most of these. Well I should probably study for finals. Bye awesome readers :)

-the one the call Abbs