Note: I really wanted to call Orochimaru a pedosnake.
Warning: touch of incest/overprotective Itachi, OOC, fluff
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Uchiha brothers. Do support Masashi Kishimoto and the official anime/manga releases.
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Chapter 5: Fan Club
"So… why are we stalking Sasuke?"
Itachi and I were currently hiding behind a bush, watching Sasuke training in the forest near the academy. We had been tailing the boy since the moment he left the house. Honestly, as much as I would love to spend my day-off with the idol of Konoha, I much prefer the FEMALE idol of Konoha.
"Oh, Sasuke's throws have improved a lot."
"Of course, it had," Itachi replied smugly.
I did not know if he was proud for being the little genius's brother or being the one who taught that little genius. Anyways, I seriously wondered why we were following Sasuke-
"Who is that?"
I pointed at a girl who had snatched one of Sasuke's kunai right from the target board. Instantly, I heard a weapon being drawn from beside me. Holding Itachi back, I hastily whispered.
"No throwing kunais at little girls!"
"So I can throw them at the boys?"
I looked at the blonde child that Itachi pointed his kunai to.
"No!"
"At least at the adults, yes?"
"A-Adults?"
Itachi pointed to the shadow behind a nearby tree. Standing there was a man with long black hair like Itachi. Unlike Itachi, he had the looks of a snake…. It was the infamous snake sannin.
"Gah! Report him to the hokage!"
"Only after I turn him into a pincushion."
I wonder if I should worry about the troubles that the snake would bring or the destruction brought by an overprotective brother. Oi, Itachi, watch where does stray kunais are going! I don't care if you hate them, they're still kids!