Notes: I wanted to write a full list of conditions that overprotective bro-con Itachi would consider but I shivered at the idea of such a long list.

Warning: touch of incest/overprotective Itachi, OOC, fluff

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Uchiha brothers. Do support Masashi Kishimoto and the official anime/manga releases.

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Chapter 6: Conditions

It was time to bring Itachi back to reality. His overprotectiveness had gone too far as of late. Thus, I dragged my childhood friend to have a heart-to-heart talk on the future.

"You do know Sasuke will get married someday, right?"

"If that day ever comes."

"Please don't chase away Sasuke's future wives. Anyways, you have to consider that anything can happen."

"Fine…. Even if Sasuke does get marry, she has to first meet my criterias."

"Oh, what are these criterias?"

Out of nowhere, Itachi pulled out a scroll. He tossed it to me and I quickly revealed the conditions:

Able to cook, specifically a healthy diet with Sasuke favourites

Able to fight and assist Sasuke in combat while protecting Sasuke

Willing to sacrifice for Sasuke

Will not cheat, betray or harm Sasuke

Must be smart and perceptive to chase away the fan club and potential enemies

Open to allowing Itachi to be by Sasuke's side

Can do household chores and care for any children they were to have

First child must be named Sachiro if boy or Sachiko if girl

And many more….

"Isn't this conditions stricter and numerous compared to the ones to be a hokage? And what's with number six? Are you going to glue yourself to Sasuke soon?"

"If I could…."

"Please don't…. Sachiro and Sachiko…. Where did you get-? Did you just combine Sasuke's name with yours?"

"I never thought you'll notice."

"It's a whole lot easier to be hokage than Sasuke's wife."

"Of course, Sasuke's wife must dedicate herself to Sasuke."

"Are you… describing yourself?"

"...if only I can rid myself of my arranged marriage…."

"Sasuke, help me stop your brother!"

Such dangerous words, Itachi, you cannot say that in front of your father! I panicked at the thought of their father hearing Itachi's desire to be Sasuke's wife. If he heard about this…. Forget about Itachi marrying Sasuke, I will be married to the oldest and ugliest lady the Clan Head can arrange me to! I'll be lucky if she's at least a sugar mummy….