Hello humans! I have another chapter, so yay! I hope you enjoy it :D This time I have a Link x Navi oneshot!

Guest: Challenge accepted! After this one, I have written an alternative ending where Link actually returns Tingle's feelings. Enjoy.

Oinker P: I have a Ruto one in planning! I have already prepared a few others, so they'll probably be finished first, but hopefully she will get her Link love soon! Also, I hadn't thought of Link x Beedle yet! Thank you so much for the susgestion!

Disclaimer: I still don't own LOZ and ya'll should be happy 'bout that.

Chapter 2 - Hey! Look! Love me! (Link x Navi)

Description: Navi thinks about her unrequited love towards the hero clad in green. She wonders if things would be different if she had a body - having an existential crisis as she does so.

Eventually, she decides to change herself, doing anything for the boy she loves.

Link would never love her, that was an undeniable fact that Navi could not deny - that was why it was undeniable. An exasperated sigh echoed from her glowing mouth if she had one. Actually, did she have a mouth? She was a small, glowing fairy - would it be possible for her to have a mouth? Then again, she did speak a lot, meaning she must have a mouth! Unless-

Wait, this is not what she is pondering. Mouth or not, Navi would never feel Link's hot, wet tongue kissing her.

Navi let out an exasperated sigh, thinking about the tongue she so desperately wanted to touch, to feel, to experience. A tongue that was forever off limits to her, a tongue Link would never touch her with.

She wanted to kiss Link! But Navi knew it wasn't possible. With the fact that she may or may not have a mouth - or even her own tongue - the silent hero would never dare touch a small orb of light with the heated mouth she always fantasised about.

Navi's eyes (DID SHE EVEN HAVE EYES!?) hesitantly looked down on the sleeping hero. His beautiful, blue eyes were closed, eyes that she wished gazed into her own, if she had eyes that it. Well, she was able to see Link, so that must mean she had eyes, but then again, she was a fairy. Who knew about the way they functioned.

Slowly, the fairy flew close to the sleeping body, smelling the aroma of sexy adventure. I cannot describe the smell, but it was very sexy, and Navi could smell it with her nose... If she had one. She must have had a nose, sniffing in every aspect of Link, biting the lip she may or may not have.

Oh, how she wanted to touch him! How she wanted to feel her hands all over Link's toned, battle worn body. Wait... Hands? Were they a luxury she had? A function she could use? Navi couldn't know for certain if she had hands, being such a bright glowing orb. Being so bright affected her sight, stinging her eyes - if she had them - and making it impossible to look at herself.

Navi flew even closer to the beautiful boy who remained in his slumber, oblivious to the loving gaze he received from the glowing orb. She floated near his nose, feeling his breath collide with her tiny body.

But wait, was there a body to speak of? Was there even a body to experience the pleasure of being with Link? It was she just a floating ball of light. Navi wondered about her body, how she wished for Link to penetrate the body she might have with his mighty sword, even if it killed her.

It probably would kill her, actually. She was so small, it would crush her, tear her apart, suffocate her. But Navi didn't mind. As long as she felt Link's yummy organ against the body she might have, then she would truly be happy.

"Oh Link," a sigh came from the lips Navi may or may not have, "Why must you not realise my feelings for you?"

The boy stirred, and Navi almost had a heart attack.

WAIT.

DID SHE HAVE A HEART!? She must have had a heart, otherwise the feelings she had for the boy would not be there. Navi needed a heart to experience such an emotion, or was it different for fairies?

Navi imagined her hand touch the chest, something she didn't know she had, trying to feel the heart that might be crashing rapidly against her chest, the heart that might be causing her so much misery.

The fairy felt tears form at the eyes she may or may not have. Tears that slid down her cheeks, if she had them. But now that she thought about it, did Navi have the ability to cry?

"Oh!" Navi erupted into a sob, "I, a fairy, can never gain the affections of Link! He would want someone with eyes to look at him with! A mouth to kiss! A body to touch! Hands to hold! A heart to control! Tears to lick!" But, alas, Navi probably didn't have any of those, unlovable to the Hylian boy.

Suddenly, an idea formed in the mind and brain of the fairy. She ignored the question of whether or not she had a brain, knowing that it would distract and sadden her further. Navi speedily flew away from the sleeping boy, hope forming inside the heart she might have.

She arrived at the fairy fountain, seeing all the other small, glowing orbs fluttering around the water.

"Hey! Look! Listen!" Navi alerted them of her presence, causing all the fairies to look at her, "I need to speak with the Great Fairy! It is an urgent matter!"

The fairies exchanged glances, before the Great Fairy appeared in Navi's vision. Her laughter echoed and Navi cringed - but she didn't care for this was her one chance.

"Ah! Hello Navi!" The Great Fairy greeted, heavily lipsticked lips forming a wide, ugly smile, eyes staring into Navi's eyes (which she might have), "What do you need~?"

"I wish for a body! A Hylian sized body! I will do anything for a body! Please!" Navi begged, wishing desperately for the Great Fairy to be sympathetic.

"And what do you need this body for~?" The Great Fairy slowly tilted her head in curiosity.

"So..." Navi blushed - or, at least she think she blushed, "SO I CAN MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO LINK!"

"..." the Great Fairy blinked, jaw dropping.

"Please! I beg-" Navi was never able to finish that sentence. The Great Fairy grabbed her tiny little body, crushing it with her big hands. Fairy blood squirted in every direction, and the Great Fairy licked the remains of Navi, swallowing the smaller fairy.

It turned out that Navi did have a body - a small one, revealed by the way she stopped glowing, but it was still a body. Unfortunately, she would never realise this, dying slowly.

Consuming Navi, the Great Fairy glanced around, eyes narrow. She pointed at a fairy that looked similar to Navi, and spoke with her screechy voice, "Say: Hey! Look! Listen!"

"Hey! Look! Listen!"

"Perfect. Go to the hero, pretend to be Navi. But," the Great Fairy glared at the small orb of light, "Don't you dare fall in love with him."

The fairy gulped and flew away.

"Hehehehe..." The Great Fairy smiled wickedly, thinking about her precious Link, "Only I can love him."

The woman broke out into maniacal laughter.

Link x Tingle Alternative Ending:

Hesitantly, Tingle stood on his tippy toes, trying to reach the lips he had always fantasised about every night, the lips he always wanted to make contact with. Before he could touch them though, before he could finally kiss the boy of his dreams, an ear bleeding scream forced its way out of Link's mouth.

Tingle jumped back in shock, surprised by the sudden noise. Was Link still scared of the idea of a relationship? Was he nervous of what, or who, was to come?

"It's ok," Tingle attempted to calm the boy.

Link stared down at the man, his deep blue eyes wide with shook and fear. As time passed by, seconds ticking, eventually turning into minutes. His fearful eyes softened, the rate of his breathing slowly yet surely going down to a calm one, one of peace. Yet still, still, he looked nervous, nervous to what this might lead to.

"Link," Tingle's hand slid against the boy's waist for it was unable to reach his soft cheek, one Tingle desperately wished to caress. Hesitantly, he stood on his tippy toes, hoping that maybe, just maybe, Link would have a better, more positive reaction to his act of affection.

Their lips graced each other, softly pressing against each other, sparkles quite literally erupting from this kiss of true beauty, of true love! As they kissed, Tingle's hand slowly moved to grasp Link's, and then they were holding hands, swinging their hands gently, the warmth of Link's skin radiating on to his tiny little hand.

Yet all good things must come to an end, and the kiss was soon no more. Their lips parted, yet Tingle wanted more. He couldn't bare the feeling of nakedness that came upon his lips, a feeling that could only be cured by the touch of the voluptuous lips that belonged to the silent hero.

"I love you..." Tingle softly said, gazing into Link's cerulean, azure, perfect blue orbs that twinkled and sparkled.

Eventually, Link's lips were tugged into a soft, small smile as he gazed back into the eyes belonging to Tingle. They went in for another kiss, when...

Tingle exploded.

Link jumped back in shock as he watched his new lover explode, Tingle's blood and guts covering his body. A voice came down from the heavens, the voice of one of the three goddesses.

"IF YOU LOVE ANYONE LIKE TINGLE AGAIN THEY WILL EXPLODE TOO. BE WITH SOMEONE NORMAL, GOSH."

Link blinked, shocked, staring at the sky, before hesitantly nodding. He soon got back to his adventure, forgetting to clean the blood off him, so got arrested.

I think this may stray from a oneshot series to a story where everyone falls in love with Link... All the other ships I have prepared are connected to one another. Oh well.

I hope you enjoyed this!