I do not own Wicked or Hetalia. If I did, I would not be driving a 2001 Subaru. (Love it though. Named him Alfie.)
I love theatre and this is honestly going to be so fun for me.
All the theatre jokes.
"Tiesa is Elphaba? But she's so quiet."
"Did you hear her nail the audition?" Felicks asked.
"No..."
"That's because she went after everyone and you jokers left." Felicks sassed.
"HEY, Alfred is Fiyero!" Mathias shouted.
"Alright, one person should read the cast list so everyone knows what their role is and it is not overcrowded. Since I am the only person here with common sense, I will do the reading." Ludwig stated as Felicks handed him the cast list.
"Alright, Mathias as Witch's Father, Nora as Witch's Mother, Elizaveta as Midwife, Tiesa as Elphaba, Natalya as Nessarose, Arthur as Boq, Michelle as Madame Morrible, Felicks as Doctor Dillamond, Alfred as Fiyero, Antonio as The Wizard, Gilbert as Chistery, and Madeleine as Galinda. Everyone else is an extra. That is it for the cast. If you do not like your part, then leave."
"Who is Chistery?"
"Chistery is the flying monkey."
"Awesome."
"Alright. On to techies, Eduard, Tiina, Berwald, Sakura, and Emil. Assistant stage manager is myself. Stage hands are Romana, Heracles, Emma, Felicity, and Lilli."
Tiina looked thrilled to be working with Berwald. Eduard was trying to catch her attention while Berwald and Emil were secretly glad that they were with Tiina and Sakura who at least had a clue on what they were supposed to do.
Romana was pleased that she now had a ligitament reason to wear black every day for the next two months.
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Day one of rehearsal:
"Thank you everyone for being on time. My goal for today's rehearsal is to get through the first two scenes. How this will play out is we will essentially go through the entire musical and once we finally make it to the end, we will work more with choreography and smaller details. Right now, I just want to make it through the musical. If we make it farther than two scenes, great. If not, then your ass is mine. Everyone, one stage, get there. Everyone else, shut the hell up. Roderich, take it away."
"HE DIDN'T EVEN AUDITION!"
"He's playing piano until I find more volenteers for the orchestra."
Roderich began playing beautifully. Everything else went down hill, but it is only day one of rehearsal so things are bound to get better. Hopefully.
Madeleine suprised everyone with her ability to sing saprono but not even she was immune to the made up words in the script.
"Alright. Mathias and Nora, for this part, you seem like you are in love with each other." Ludwig said.
Mathias sang his part and when he was done, he gave Nora a kiss on the cheek.
"Gut. Now, leave the stage Mathias. Nora, you stay there and act disgusted. Please do not throw up on stage. Now, someone needs to be your lover. VASH, get up here."
"Wait, Nora is cheating on me with Vash?"
"Yes. Now Vash, you don't have to anything. Just waltz with Nora across the stage."
"That is the opposite of doing nothing."
"You also have to sing."
"You liar."
"Well, Hitler promised that he would not invade Czechloslovakia but people lie to get what they want." Ludwig stated.
"It's also how Hilary is avoiding being tried and jailed for treason." Alfred muttered but everyone heard him and winced.
"Vash, you do this, and you do not have to do anything for the rest of the performance."
"I don't trust you but deal."
Vash was surprisingly an excelent dancer.
"Alright, baby Elphaba is going to be born. Does anyone have a doll?"
"I have a cat."
Mrs. Karpusi looked at her son with confusion. "Heracles, we talked of this. No more bringing cats to school."
"It's just Artemis."
"Fine. We'll use the damn cat until we get a baby doll."
Once Heracles handed Artemis over to Nora and Mathias, he ran back to the sound booth where Tiina, Berwald, Emil, Sakura, and Eduard were doing nothing but mocking the actors on stage and playing with cats, Heracles pulled another cat out of his backpack.
By the end of the first song, everyone felt something strange. What what this feeling? Oh, it was a sence of acomplishment.
"Everyone, congradulations on getting through the first song. That took an enormous ammount of energy and I am so proud of you. Next song." Mrs. Karpusi glanced at the time. They had thirty minutes to get through a scene that should be no more than five to seven minutes. They could do this.
They finished it in an hour.
Thespian Peacocks:
Denmark as Witch's Father,
Fem Norway as Witch's Mother,
Hungary as Midwife,
Fem Lithuania as Elphaba,
Belarus as Nessarose,
England as Boq,
Seychelles as Madame Morrible
Poland as Doctor Dillamond,
America as Fiyero,
Spain as The Wizard
Prussia as Chistery,
Fem Canada as Galinda.
...
Techies:
Fem Finland
Estonia
Sweden
Fem Japan
Iceland
...
Backstage Badgers:
Fem Romano
Greece
Belgium
Fem Italy
Liechtenstein