Warning: touch of incest/overprotective Itachi, OOC, fluff, Everyone-lives AU

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Uchiha brothers. Do support Masashi Kishimoto and the official anime/manga releases.

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Chapter 19: Cute

I wondered if Sasuke had become a kissing monster. Their mother got a kiss to the cheeks and Itachi got a kiss to the lips. Thankfully, he did not go around kissing other people. Imagine all the little girls fainting on the streets, that would be horrifying! Oh, would I get a kiss from the adorable little guy too?

Instead of soft little lips, I got smacked with a faceful of that green dinosaur toy. What the hell?! I bet the kid didn't even wash this dirty 'rag'! I grabbed the brat and rubbed my fist into his head.

"Nii-san! Shisui is bullying me!" the little brat cried out with zero tears in his eyes.

"Oh, you've grown bolder, Shisui."

A shiver ran down my spine and I immediately released my prisoner. A kiss and hug from Itachi later, Sasuke was back to his joyful self, giving me a raspberry while in Itachi's arms.

"Itachi! Your brother's being rude to me!" I complained.

"Deal with it," the older brother told me coldly.

Guh! Such unfair treatment!

"Don't pout, you look like a pervert," Itachi spoke without hesitation, stabbing my heart with his sharp words.

"When you act cute, you look like a creep, Shisui-nii," Sasuke added.

Why do these brothers always tag team against me? Is it because I'm older? Is that it?!