So, I have a load of different chapters already prepared yet unfinished because I'm like that. An idea comes to my head, I write it, I don't finish it. They will be finished though! Then edited and hopefully improved. To be quite honest, I thought the one I've just finished would be finished later, but here it is! Link x the Four Sword Link. I've based the Four Sword Links after their personalities from the manga, but their pretty ooc. You don't need to read the manga to read this (but it's really good... Just mentionin'...) And now I'm blabbering... ENJOY POOR SOUL WHO IS READING THIS CRAP!

Oinker-P: Oh my god... It sounds horrifying... But so beautiful... And there will most certainly be a lemon. It will be descriptive, imaginative, metaphorical, awe-inspiring and... As cringy as the rest of the content in this fic. Thank you so much for the idea, I can't stop thinking about it.

Guest: Damn, I think you should have just stopped reading this after not enjoying the first chapter, but if you really wanna torture yourself that much, then be my guest! Your reviews were more amusing than anything.

TeamLIRA: Yes, yes, yes, yes! That sounds absolutely and utterly amazing! Just as amazing as Oinker-P's suggestion! Oh god there's so many I'm planning to write now... But they will ALL BE DONE! ALL OF THEM! I DONT CARE HOW MUCH SWEAT AND TEARS AND LOSE OF WHATS LEFT OF MY SANITY, I SHALL DO IT ALL!

Disclaimer: Why do I do these? It's obvious I don't own LOZ... Or do I? (No. Because if I did, LOZ will be... Well, it will be very... Special.)

Chapter 6 (or 5, did the Christmas Special count? I'll just say it did) - Two's a Company, Three's a Crowd, Four's a Goddess Damned Nightmare (Link x Four more Links)

Description: Link somehow finds himself in a different time, meeting what could be his descendants or ancestors - four boys and their shadow. At first, they seem fine, but he soon that changes. WARNING: Contains yandere, attempted bondage, attempted vore, attempted MPreg and attempted genderbending. I am not kidding.

Link was completely and utterly confused. One moment he was adventuring through the wild lands of Hyrule, him against the world now that his two main companions, Epona and Navi, were dead. Perhaps he shouldn't have gone without companions, but nothing could tame his wild, adventurous spirit.

But this was how he ended up in this mess, falling through a void of blackness. Link had been venturing through a dungeon, slaying monsters and taking treasure, when a black fog engulfed him. Now, here he was, falling through nothingness.

A sigh came out his lips. Why was he surprised? Something stupid always happened to him nowadays. He should just give up thinking that he could have a vaguely normal life for a hero.

He yawned. Perhaps he should just go to sleep. Link liked sleep. Sleep was fun. The blonde male rubbed his eyes, yawning some more. It was just as he was about to drift into a slumber, just before he could enter a peaceful world of dreams, when he landed roughly on the ground.

Groaning ever so slightly in annoyance, Link climbed to his feet, examining his surroundings. He was in Hyrule Field, but... There was something different about it, something peculiar, something wrong. It felt like he was in a different Hyrule Field to his Hyrule Field. This was not a good feeling.

The male decided that he should just roll along with it. That's what he did most of the time these days. Roll with it. So he rolled on the ground, dead inside, his legs not in the mood to walk. As he rolled on the ground with lidded eyes, he didn't realise that he was coming to the top of a hill. Before he knew it, Link was speedily tumbling down a hill, not caring enough to even scream.

The moment his head crashed against a rock, the boy lost consciousness. At the back of his mind, he kinda wished he just died, but that clearly didn't happen. He was Link after all! The protagonist! The protagonist can't die. Instead, he found himself waking up in a bed, inside a house, with five identical boys staring down at him.

"Ooooh! He has really pretty eyes!" The one in red cried out.

"He has the same eyes as us, dumbass!" The blue one knocked the red one over the head with his hammer.

"Calm down. He doesn't know what's going on," the green one looked down at Link with a gentle smile, "Hello there."

"..." the purple one stayed silent, standing close to the black one who looked like their shadow.

"..." Link stayed silent, like he always did.

"What's your name?" The one in green asked.

Link pointed at his hat.

"Ah, Link, I see," the green one nodded, before gesturing to himself, "I'm Green Link," he pointed at the red one, "He's Red Link," he pointed at the blue one, "Blue Link," then at the purple one, "Violet Link," and finally at the shadow, "And Shadow Link!"

Link blinked. There were so many of them. And they were also called Link? What was going on? How could they speak?

"Call us Red, Green, Blue, Vio and Shadow though!" Red exclaimed, jumping on Link's lap.

"Red!" Blue pulled him off Link's lap, "Don't be an idiot!"

"Wah! I'm not an idiot!" Red began to cry.

"Both of you are idiots," Vio sighed, this being the first time he spoke, before glancing at Link, "I'm guessing there has been a time rift of sorts. I will need to investigate."

"Do you haaaaveee to?" Shadow groaned.

"Yes. Shut up now," Vio focused his attention to Link, gesturing for him to follow him, "Follow me. I want to ask you a few questions."

Link obeyed, standing up and following the boy in purple. The Shadow glared daggers at Link, clenching his fists.

"So, then, 'Link'," Vio started as he walked through the halls of the house they were in, "How did you end up here?"

Link made a few gestures and Vio nodded, "I see. Black fog took you here. Interesting. Do you have any idea why?"

A few ideas formed in Link's mind, but he shook his head. He didn't really care anymore.

"I see. We should research in the library. It's this way," Vio said, before Link stopped him. Vio raised an eyebrow, curious as to what Link had to say. The hero pointed at him, before showing four fingers.

"Ah, yes," Vio nodded, "The original Link pulled out a sword known as the 'Four Sword', splitting him into four. Green got Link's main personality, Blue his temper, Red his kindness, and I... his brain. That's why I'm the only one here with a functioning brain."

Link nodded, before pointing at his own shadow.

"Oh, Shadow Link? Yeah, he was Link's Shadow. He used to be our enemy, but now he's an ally," Vio explained, "He's my... Boyfriend. Unfortunately."

Link raised an eyebrow.

"The only reason we're dating is because the author really ships us and would be sad if they didn't add at least a little 'vidow'."

Link nodded and followed Vio to the library.

A few days passed, and Link spent most of them with Vio, trying to find out how the hell he got there. He also learned more about the others, how Red always seemed happy, how Blue was always yelling, Green always being... Green, and Shadow being crazy.

Vio was definitely the most sane member of the group.

Or, at least, that was what Link thought.

One day, walking back to the spare room in which Link was staying, something blindfolded the boy. He didn't struggle or scream, instead he stayed silent, not caring enough to do anything. What would happen next might be interesting after all.

He felt himself be pulled into a room and pushed onto a soft surface. Someone climbed on top of him to pull off his tunic, before Link felt something metal attach to his wrists.

The blindfold was pulled off him and Link was able to analyse his situation. He had been handcuffed, shirtless, onto a bed. He sighed. Another person wanted to sleep with him. Link looked up to see the culprit and saw...

Vio! Vio stood above him, hands crossed and a smirk resting on his lips. But wasn't he dating Shadow? Link pushed that to the back of his mind, tilting his head a little to ask 'why'.

"Hm? Because you're the only person here I can have an intellectual conversation with," Vio replied, rolling his deep blue eyes.

Link had to use his own eyes to gesture what he was saying.

"Yes. Of course that means I want to sleep with you," Vio replied with a serious tone.

Link gestured again.

"Shadow's just not the same as you. From the moment you came here, you were all I can think of," Vio climbed a top Link.

Link raised an eyebrow.

"Stop judging me, it kills the mood!"

"..."

"The mood is not already dead!"

"..."

"Stop debating me like this!"

"..."

"Ah! Why must you comeback so... logically!? This is why... Why I need you so much!" Vio passionately kissed Link, before pulling back, "The others have been driving me crazy with their stupidity! You're the only person I've ever met to be just as intelligent as I! Link, we're geniuses, you and I. We need each other."

"..."

"Why must you be so smart!? It... Really... Turns me... on...!" Vio kissed Link again.

Link couldn't help but compare this to the incident he had with the Great Fairy. Both the Great Fairy and Vio threw themselves at Link, begging to have a piece of his Master Sword. At least the Great Fairy had the decency to not tie him up, though Link felt that this was more a kink than trying to keep him still.

To be quite honest, though, Link would definitely take Vio over the Great Fairy any day. Vio did have... Some sanity, at least. Then again, the boy was narcissistic enough to date his own clone and held no qualms with cheating on said clone with someone who could be either an ancestor or descendant, so that didn't say much.

A moan forced its way out of Vio's mouth as he continued the one-sided make-out session, pinning Link underneath him. The male tugged at Link's belt, desperate for his Four Sword to clash with Link's Master Sword.

The duel was about to begin, the duel between two powerful swords, battling a fierce battle against one another. It would be the battle between Link's Master Sword and Vio's Four Sword that threatened to begin as Vio pulled off Link's belt. These sword similes were, at this point, growing a bit out of hand, so the paragraph ended, beginning with a new one - one that would spark tension and mystery.

That was when the door was kicked open, flying off its hinges. Both Link and Vio gasped, turning to see who, or what, had kicked down the door. It was...

Shadow!

"Vio!?" Shadow gasped in horror, "What are you doing!?"

"I-It's not what it looks like!" Vio shrieked.

"Oh, ok!" Shadow smiled and skipped out the room.

"... I didn't think that would actually work..." Vio muttered, jaw dropped.

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Shadow ran back into the room, seething, "It IS what it looks like!"

"I can... I can explain..." Vio looked around nervously.

"Hm?" Shadow crossed his arms.

"Uh..."

Shadow snatched Vio's hand, pulling him off the bed, "You and I are gonna have a real long talk 'bout our relationship, Mister!"

"No! Not the relationship talk! ANYTHING BUT THE RELATIONSHIP TALK!" Vio's screams echoed throughout the house as Shadow dragged him away.

Link blinked, before glancing at the handcuffs tying him to the bed. He sighed, struggling against them. Why couldn't Vio at least let him free before leaving? You know, after forcing Link into this situation, that would be the most decent thing to do.

The hero groaned, stuck half naked, tied on to a bed, his Master Sword having awkwardly turned into the Skyward Sword, with no door hiding him. This meant anyone walking by could see him in this humiliating position. It was humiliating.

If Link could bother to speak, he would cry for help, but speaking was too much effort, so he just groaned very, very loudly, hoping it would grab someone's attention.

"Oh! My! Poor Link!"

Someone's attention was grabbed! It was...

Red! The boy stood agasp over the bed, having wondered into the room. His innocent eyes were forever stained with the image of Link tied to the bed.

Link used his eyes to convey his message.

"..." Red took a few seconds to decipher, "... Oh! I see! You want me to free you?"

Link nodded.

"Ok!" Red immediately began to unlock the handcuffs, before passing Link his tunic. The hero gave a sigh of relief, pulling on the green outfit and tying his belt up.

"..." Link looked at Red.

"You're welcome!" Red smiled, "I was just baking cookies! Do you want to join me?"

Link smiled and nodded. The boy in red cheered, grabbing the other's hand and pulling him to the kitchen.

The next few days, Link learned more about Red. At first he thought the hyperactive boy was just an annoying ball of endless optimism, but now he felt the optimism rubbed off on him, melting his once ice cold heart. Well, Link's heart wasn't really ice cold, but let's just say it was to make the sentence sound beautiful and romantic.

Another thing Link learned was that Red could use magic! The boy had an ice rod and a fire rod, often using the fire rod to help cook cookies.

They spent their days baking cookies and avoiding Vio like the plague. Luckily, Shadow was constantly around Vio now, making sure Link wouldn't 'seduce' the hero in purple again, as Shadow would say.

"Hey! Link!" Red ran up to Link near the end of another busy day, a large plate of cookies in his hands. There was a noticeable bandage on the boy's arm, but Link ignored it, focusing his attention on the cookies.

"I made you cookies! To thank you for being such a good friend!" Red exclaimed, pushing the plate into Link's hands.

Link smiled, taking a cookie and eating it. As he ate, he glanced at Red's bandage.

"Oh, this?" Red looked at the bandage, before smiling sheepishly, "It's nothing! Now eat alllll the cookies! I made them specifically for you~!"

Link complied, soon finished up all the cookies. They were delicious, however there was a strange, metallic after taste to them which he couldn't quite describe.

"Did you like them?" Red asked with wide, adorable puppy dog eyes which were so adorable they made a the cutest thing in the world look hideous. And that was saying something!

Link nodded.

Red's expression darkened and he giggled almost maniacally, "Ehehehe! Yay~! I'm glad! You ate... ME!"

Link was taken aback by this comment, his jaw dropping.

"You see!" Red exclaimed innocently, smiling widely and pointing at his bandage, "I put my blood in the cookies! Now next time you go to the toilet, you'll be pooping out babies!"

"..."

"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HAVE KIDS!" Link could hear Vio's voice cry out from downstairs, Vio probably having a breakdown from how stupid the comment was.

"How do you have kids then?" Red asked curiously, looking down the stairway.

"YOU FUCK."

"Oh! Ok!" Red looked at Link with a wide smile, "Let's fuck! Whatever that is!"

Link chuckled awkwardly, taking a step back. Red's fire rod was burning in anticipation. Quite literally - it was on fire. Red quickly put it out, shoving the rod back in his pocket as it was the genuine fire rod that was on fire, not his penis.

"GAY FUCKING DOESN'T MAKE KIDS," Vio yelled.

"Oh... I'm confused!" Red cried out. He gave a sigh, before an idea came to his mind, "But if he eats all of me, he's bound to get pregnant!"

"HE'LL JUST GET FA- YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVERMIND," Link could hear Vio face palming from where he stood.

Red looked at Link with large, irresistible puppy dog eyes, creeping up to him, "Eat me..."

Link took a few steps back, only to be pinned against the wall by the hero in red.

"I SAID EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Red head butted Link in the mouth, trying to get the boy to eat him. But that wasn't going to happen. This story may have low standards, but they were not low enough to stoop to vore.

"RED WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" Someone cried.

Red and Link both turned around to see...

Green! The boy had his jaw dropped, seeing the peculiar sight.

"Oh! Hello Green!" Red cheerfully waved, "I was just trying to get Link to eat me!"

"... Why!?" Green looked horrified.

"So I can get him pregnant and we can have Link-Red babies!" Red exclaimed.

"... I don't think that's how getting pregnant works," Green muttered.

"How does it work then..?" Red asked sadly.

"..." Green thought for a few seconds before raising his voice, "VIO! HOW DO YOU GET PREGNANT!"

"YOU NEED A VAGINA, IDIOT!"

"... WHAT'S A VAGINA?!"

"..." Vio didn't respond and the three boys stood in the corridor in silence, exchanging glances. Link was astounded at how... Stupid the boys were.

Someone then came running up the stairs. It was...

Shadow!

"Hey, guys, where's the bleach?" Shadow asked.

"Why do you ask?" Asked Green.

"Vio asked me to find him some bleach so he can drink it. I wonder why though. Does bleach taste nice?" Shadow asked.

"Hm... I dunno. Maybe we should all try it!" Red exclaimed cheerfully.

Link sighed and made a few gestures, explaining what bleach does.

"It's lethal!?" Green gasped.

"I dunno what 'lethal' is, but it sounds bad. VIO I AIN'T GETTIN' YA BLEACH!" Shadow cried out.

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC ANYWAY."

"FINE THEN!" Shadow then waved cheerfully at Green and Red, before giving Link the middle finger and running downstairs.

"He doesn't like you," Green explained to Link.

Link wondered why sarcastically.

"Anyway! Do you want to get back to eating me!?" Red asked happily.

"No, he doesn't," Green sighed, before grabbing Link's hand, "Do you want to go?"

Link nodded and they left Red standing alone in the corridor.

"... I wonder what bleach tastes like..." Red wondered to himself.

Link spent the next few days with Green and learned that Green actually had a personality. The boy was protective and loyal, and also liked to joke around.

Green seemed like the sanest member of the group, despite being an idiot. They spent most their days doing Castle duties and chatting with the fellow knights.

One evening, Link was sitting alone in the barracks, thinking about the fact that everyone kept falling in love with him. He knew he was gorgeous, but frankly, all this falling in love with him was getting more annoying than flattering.

That was when Link was knocked unconscious from behind. When he woke up, he found himself laying in a wedding chapel, wearing a white bride's dress. The hero slowly stood up, and looked up to see someone standing at the alter. It was...

Green!

A sigh escaped Link's lips as he marched up to the alter, wanting answers.

"Hello, Linkette," Green greeted calmly.

Link raised an eyebrow.

"From now on: you are Linkette and you shall be my bride. I'm not into dudes, but I like you so you must be a girl!" Green grinned.

"..." Link deadpanned. He was getting really tired of this.

"Dearly beloved," a priest suddenly appeared out of nowhere and Link almost had a heart attack, "We are gathered here today to celebrate the union between Green Link and totally a chick Linkette."

"Our children will be so beautiful," Green sniffed.

"..." Link glared at him.

"What? We're getting married! And we'll have kids! And I'll be an embarrassing daddy who makes lots of dad jokes!" Green then stayed silent for a few seconds before speaking up again, "Hey, tonight when we celebrate our union, can you call me 'Daddy'?"

Link scoffed in disgust.

"Green, do you take Linkette to be your lawfully wedded wife?" The priest asked Green.

"I do," Green smiled at Link.

"Linkette, do you take Green to be your lawfully wedded husband?" The priest asked Link.

Link glared in response.

"That's a yes!" Green quickly stated.

"I see. Does anyone object to this union taking place? Speak now or forever hold your peace," the priest looked upon the empty audience.

Suddenly, the church doors got destroyed and someone marched in. It was...

Blue!

"Green? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Blue yelled, storming towards the alter.

"MARRYING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! LINKETTE! LOOK AT HER! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!" Green shrieked in response.

Blue glanced at Link, noticing the hero's annoyed expression. Giving a sigh, Blue punched Green in the face, knocking his clone out.

"C'mon," Blue grumbled awkwardly, avoiding eye contact, gesturing Link to follow him, "Let's get you out of that stupid dress."

Link gave a sigh of relief and followed the hero in Blue.

Over the next few days, Blue begrudgingly protected Link from the rest of his crazy clones. At first, Link thought Blue as a selfish hot-head, but now he was growing to realise that, deep down, Blue was just a sensitive, misunderstood hottie who needed love. No matter how many times Blue said "I'm not doing this cuz I like you or anything, baka!" Link knew that Blue truly cared for him.

They were currently training together in the courtyard, their swords slashing. These were actual swords, they weren't screwing, just innocently duelling.

"Heh," Blue commented, "You're a good fighter."

Link smirked in return as they continued the duel. Eventually, they decided to break from duelling, siting down next to each other.

"So, I've been at the library," Blue said, taking out a book.

Link blinked, looking at it. The title said 'time rifts: how to get back to your own time'.

"Vio purposely hid it, but I managed to find it! So! This means you can get home, right?" Blue offered a smile, yet there was a sadness behind it. Link could tell this was breaking Blue's heart - it was breaking his too.

Giving a sigh, Link shook his head. Blue's eyes widened, "What do ya mean ya don't wanna leave? My clones have been givin' you hell."

"..." Link pointed at Blue.

"You want to stay... For me? B-But that's stupid! I-I... You don't deserve me," Blue gave a sigh.

Link held the blue hero's hand tentatively, a calming smile on his face.

"Link..." Blue muttered. The gap in between them closed, and the boys kissed. It was a chaste kiss, a pure one. A kiss of true, genuine love.

Then Blue caught on fire.

"..!?" Link looked at the boy in horror, trying in vain to save him. But, unfortunately, Blue died in Link's arms tonight. It must have been something he said. Blue just died Link's arms tonight. It must have been some sort of kiss. He should have walked away. He should have walked away.

Crap. Now that stupid song was stuck in Link's head. He looked up to see the culprit of Blue's unjust murder to see...

Red!

"..!" Link glared at the boy, taking out his sword.

"Don't be so rash!" Red giggled happily, "He was just getting in the way of our love."

"MOVE OUT THE WAY, RED!" Someone shouted.

Both boys turned around to see...

Green! Running up to them, wielding his sword (the actual sword).

"Linkette's mine!" Green growled, gripping the sword tightly (again! The actual sword. he wasn't- y'know, nevermind. Imagine what you will).

"No, he's mine! I was the first one to act on my love!" Red screeched.

"Wrong," an arrow flew passed Red's head, only just missing. Everyone turned around to see...

Vio! Holding a bow and arrow, standing on the roof for safety.

"I was the one who acted first. I almost slept with Link! If it weren't for the idiot the author for some reason ships me with, I would have gotten away with it too!" Vio explained.

"Hmm... How do we solve this issue? We can't share him," Green sighed.

"How about... WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" Red laughed maniacally, using the fire rod to set fire to everything he saw.

"That sounds fun," Vio smirked.

"Wait- Guys- NOOOOOOO!" Green screamed. Soon he was engulfed in arrows and flames, screaming in pain as he joined Blue in the afterlife.

Link wondered if he should stop this, but decided just to watch. He was interested to see who would win. Grabbing a bag of popcorn, he sat down, munching on the snack as he watched the intense battle.

The battle between Red and Vio lasted for hours. Soon, the whole house was burned down, and arrows covered everything.

Red almost won, his fire rod overpowering Vio's bow and arrow, Vio having to dodge the flames. Suddenly, the fire rod stopped producing fire and Red looked confused.

"Wha...?"

"Haha! I predicted your rod would run out of power, so I made sure you'd keep using it until it does! Now you're defenceless!" Vio laughed evilly.

"B-But... Vio..." Red pulled out his adorable puppy dog eyes, tears streaming down his cheeks, "I wuv you... You're like a brother-"

Red never finished the sentence, instead he was shot through the heart and Link's to blame! Link gives love a bad name!

Vio smirked, "I win."

The boy turned to look at Link, and marched up to him, pushing him against the wall, "Looks like you're mine now."

Link glared at him.

"You're... rejecting me?" Vio looked horrified.

Link nodded.

"Well then... If I can't have you..." Vio pulled out a dagger, "NO ONE CAN!"

Link dodged the weapon and pulled out the Master Sword. Not the one Vio craved, but the real one. He stabbed it through Vio's stomach, and Vio coughed out blood.

"But..." Vio coughed out his last words, "I was supposed to be the one doing the penetrating..."

And he died.

Link took a step back, slowly taking in the massacre he just witnessed. Slowly, he approached Blue's dead body, kneeling down besides it. His first true love, dead. Link kissed the hero on the forehead, holding his hand tightly.

"WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE!?" Link turned around in shook to see...

Shadow Link! Entering what was left of the house, holding a bag of groceries,

"I left for a few hours to get a few groceries and I come back ta this!? What the-" Shadow then gasped in horror, dropping the bag, "VIIIIOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The boy hugged his dead boyfriend, before looking up to glare at Link, who was currently trying to sneak away.

"YOU...!" Shadow gasped, "YOU DID THIS!"

Link awkwardly smiled, before sprinting away, opening the book Blue gave him, panically looking through the contents. He saw a page on a time rift spell and immediately began to chant it despite being a mute.

"COME BACK HERE YA DINGUS!" Shadow chased after him.

Black fog then engulfed Link. Giving Shadow one final middle finger, Link was teleported away.

"..." Shadow seethed with rage, watching Link disappear, "I'll avenge you, Vio..."

Meanwhile, Link fell back into Hyrule Field. His Hyrule Field. The boy gave a sigh of relief, glad to be home, and continued his adventure, pretending nothing happened.

Yeeeeeaaaah Shadow's totally not gonna turn into an annoying, unnecessary, recurring character. Nope. Not at all.

Hope you enjoyed! Please review! And I shall get back to my millions of unfinished ideas for this terrible story.