Hellllooooo humans! I have finished writing and editing another chapter of this trash (and I still have, like, ten, still in writing)! 'Tis Link x Ganondorf cuz why not! We need a bit of those two... 'fighting'. And Zelda's here! Yay! I love Zelda! She's my girlfriend and I love her very very much! We're gonna get married someday. If she were real... *sobs*

ChocChipCookie1: I is also fan of that manga. I have an ask blog for it on tumblr cuz I'm cringy and sad and it sucks so I shall hide it from the world. And I loves the yandere.

Oinker-P: I suddenly have an urge to watch Men in Black for the millionth time... The cat and the wolf shall be shipped when I get around to it. They are the true otp. The most canon ship in the entirety of the Zelda franchise. It is beautiful. True beauty.

Disclaimer: Who has two thumbs and doesn't own LOZ? THIS GUY (you can't see me, but I'm pointing at myself).

Chapter 7: Taming the Evil King (Ganondorf x Link)

Description: Link and Ganondorf, the worst of enemies, fighting in a never ending battle. Something between them draws them closer, makes them need each other, want to do anything to be together. It is not their hatred for each other... But really bad unresolved sexual tension.

Ganondorf had long given up on villainy for villainy's sake. He had long seen the errors of his ways in seeking power at the expense of others - of innocents. And yet! His reign or terror (well, technically it was peace, but shuush!) continued. Why you ask? Well, shut the fuck up I'm going to tell you, that's the fucking point of this story. Geez, patience...

Now where was I? Ah, yes. Ganondorf. King of Darkness, holder of the Triforce of Power. He sat at the throne of Hyrule, ruling with an iron fist (quite literally too, considering he often wore iron gloves).

Yet, something left Ganondorf unsatisfied. Unfulfilled. And it was something to do with a certain green clad hero.

Link had long given up on heroism for heroism's sake. He had long seen the errors of his ways in sacrificing his precious time to help others - to help innocents. And yet! He continued fighting the forces of darkness, he continued battling the evil creatures summoned by the evil king (he didn't bother protecting those ungrateful civilians though. Fuck them!)

Link, Hero of Hyrule, holder of the Triforce of Courage. He continuously fought against the forces of darkness, continuously protecting the Hyrule he no longer cared for.

It was unfulfilling, unsatisfying. Both Link and Ganondorf were trapped in the same conundrum, the same never ending loop. They were both unsatisfied with their situation, both wanting something different, something more.

To put in in simple terms: they had really bad unresolved sexual tension. Ganondorf was oblivious to this, ever the horse whispering, innocent virgin, thinking that these feelings were caused by his annoyance to the green hero.

Link, on the other hand, being quite experienced with love and lust by this point, knew exactly what was going on. He craved Ganondorf's gigantic demon sword, wishing for it to impale him roughly. He would never say it out loud though. Good thing he's a mute!

Their battles had come more often, the two clashing blades almost twice every single day. Unfortunately not in the way Link desired (basically, they were genuinely fighting, not screwing), but at least Ganondorf was paying attention to him. At least Ganondorf was thinking about him constantly, likely obsessing over the hero. The thought of Ganondorf constantly thinking about his sexy enemy brought a smile to Link's lips.

Link gave a heavy sigh, flopping on to his bed. Whenever he thought of Ganondorf, whenever he thought about the man's violence and temper, he couldn't help but be reminded of his first love. Perhaps Ganondorf's similarities to his first love was what drew Link in in the first place. He convinced himself that, much like his first love, Ganondorf was sensitive and misunderstood in the inside.

Oh! Why must they be enemies? Why couldn't they fight on the same side? Although Link no longer cared for Hyrule, no longer cared for being a hero, he still had a duty to fulfil. Being the hero of the story, it was completely impossible for him to switch sides - the author would never allow it.

This was a similar case to Ganondorf. Ganondorf himself had pondered the idea of turning a new leaf, of helping the good guys, but he was the villain of the story. It was as impossible for him to become a hero as it was for him to give up power and pursue his horse whispering dreams.

Both men let out sighs, not realising the other sighed with them, being in completely different locations. It was fate that caused them to sigh together, fate that connected them so.

Link left his bed chambers, deciding to talk about his problem with his closest friend and confidant - Princess Zelda. The only person Link knew who was just as dead inside as he was. She was currently in her throne room, looking bored.

Zelda had long given up on ruling for rulings sake. She had long seen the errors of her giving helpful advice to guide others - to guide innocents. And yet! She continued advising people, speaking her wise words of wisdom, simply because she had nothing better to do. Sometimes she would sneak in a bit of stupidity in her advice, just to have a little fun.

Zelda, Princess of Hyrule, holder of the Triforce of Wisdom. She continuously... Was kidnapped by Ganondorf. She never fought back nowadays, anyway. Link would just save her again.

"..!" Link ran up to her, waving. Giving a groan, Zelda stood up.

"What?" Zelda snapped, "I'm busy."

Link raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, I'm busy doing nothing. Ugh," she sneered. They weren't exactly friends, per say, more like 'frenemies', or siblings that begrudgingly dealt with each other.

"..." Link began his rant, arms flailing all over the place, eyes rolling around in every direction. If he weren't the hero, it would look comical, but because he was a hero, it looked super badass.

"..." Zelda blinked, "So, in short terms: you have sexual tension with... GANONDORF!?"

Link enthusiastically nodded.

"... And you want my advice?" Zelda sighed.

Link nodded again.

"..." Zelda thought for a few seconds, before coming to a conclusion, "There is no other choice. You gotta screw him."

Link gasped. It was a gasp of confusion, of surprise, and of delight.

"How will we manage this, you ask?" Zelda sighed, "How about... Next time he kidnaps me... You pretend to be me and take my place! Then you can... Do the do."

Link grinned, high-fiving her.

"... Why do I put up with you?" Zelda sighed.

Link shrugged.

According to the wall chart, the next time Ganondorf would kidnap Zelda would be in approximately seven hours. That gave them seven hours to prepare. Zelda made sure to do Link's makeup to make him look very pretty, and then styled his short hair to make it look more feminine. They then switched outfits, Link wearing Zelda's dress and Zelda wearing Link's tunic. The switch was complete, and now they had to play the waiting game.

Link sat next to Zelda, examining his beautiful nails, waiting for his beloved Ganny to come take him away. Fantasies filled his mind of what was to come, of the battles they would face. Soon Link would finally see Ganondorf's demon sword, and Ganondorf would see Link's Master Sword.

The two were silent, sitting in the darkness of the dark room. The sound of demons came and the two jumped up, knowing what this meant. They exchanged glances, Link smiling while Zelda looking completely done. The door smashed open and in came Ganondorf, weapon in hand, a threatening look on his face.

"Princess Zelda!" He boomed with a booming voice, "Give up fighting and come with me!"

"I won't let you take her," Zelda, or 'Link', said in a unenthusiastic tone, holding a replica of the Master Sword (the real Master Sword was hidden in Link's dress... Along with his other Master Sword).

"Link? You can speak?" Ganondorf winced slightly, trying to see in the darkness. The person who spoke did seem like Link, wearing his tunic and all, but in the gloomy gloom of the castle he couldn't quite tell.

"Yeah. I decided, 'hey, speaking sounds fun, let's try that for a change'. You know, to stop annoying others with that fact I never talk, which pisses off everyone," Zelda continued in her deadpan tone. Link elbowed her.

"Huh... I see. Well! Talking or not, I shall take Zelda! Mwahahaha!" Ganondorf charged and Zelda immediately jumped out the way.

"Why aren't you fighting back!?" Ganondorf sneered.

"Don't wanna. I'm really lazy, like an idiot, y'know? I'm just gonna be a pest for everyone now and sleep. Nighty night," Zelda pretended to fall asleep while Link gave her the middle finger.

"... Well then. That makes my job easier!" Ganondorf turned to look at Link, "You are coming with me!"

Link happily nodded.

"... Why aren't you speaking?"

Link made a few gestures.

"Because whenever you speak you make everyone want to kill themselves? I see." Ganondorf nodded, while Zelda gave Link the middle finger.

Ganondorf then threw Link over his shoulders, "Mwahahaha! I have the Princess once again! My evil plot shall ruin... um... everything!"

He sprinted out the castle, sprinting back to his own castle, where he sprinted to the basement and shoved Link into a dingy cell.

"You can't do anything now, Princess!" Ganondorf mocked, hands on hips, looking down threateningly at Link.

Link shrugged.

"... Why aren't you fighting back..!?"

A smirk formed on Link's lips as he whipped out his hidden Master Sword.

"Zelda... IS A BOY!?" Ganondorf fainted.

"..." Link looked unamused.

The King of Darkness lay there, unconscious, for a few hours. Occasionally, he'd suddenly gain back his consciousness, only to point at Link, scream, then faint again. Link sighed, dangling against the bars to the cells, the cells preventing him from going to his love. The boy stretched his arms from the bars, trying desperately to touch Ganondorf, unable to reach.

Perhaps this wasn't the best of ideas. Eventually Link found himself fiddling with his Master Sword (the actual sword, you perverts!), waiting for Ganondorf to come back to him.

The doors to the dungeon opened and Link gasped, seeing his evil reflection - Dark Link. The villain glanced around, looking confused and annoyed before seeing Ganondorf.

Dark Link had long given up on... Something for something's sake. He had long seen the errors of his ways in... Uh, being a clone- No, uh, hurting- no he loves hurting. Um... Something in the sake of others - of innocents. And yet! He continued something... Doing something with his life

Dark Link, evil clone of the Hero of Hyrule, holder of... Red eyes. He continuously... Did stuff.

He looked at Link with a frown, before gesturing manically.

Link shrugged.

Dark Link gestured at the unconscious Ganondorf.

Link showed Dark Link his Master Sword.

Dark Link facepalmed.

Giving a groan, he softly kicked his Master. Immediately, Ganondorf climbed to his feet, before looking at the two.

"E...Eh...?! Dark Link! Why do you look like Zel-"

Dark Link gestured.

"Wait! So this is Link!?" Ganondorf gasped. He blinked, staring at the hero, before groaning, "Ugh! I am such a fool! Fooled by the hero! How foolish of me!"

Link shrugged, giving a reassuring smile.

"Well... I guess it was a good disguise," Ganondorf admitted.

Dark Link glared.

"Then again, I should have known! Zelda would never become a mute!" Ganondorf sighed loudly.

Dark Link shrugged, before giving Link the middle finger and leaving. Link returned the finger, glaring at his enemy. Once Dark Link was gone, Link smiled at Ganondorf.

"... Why are you smiling at me? Isn't this bad for you too?" Ganondorf questioned with a frown.

Link made some more gestures.

"You want to be here..!? What are you plotting?" Ganondorf sneered, marching up to the hero. Their faces were close, Link could feel Ganondorf's breath, and his Master Sword turned into the Skyward Sword. Unfortunately, this was covered by the dress Link wore, so Ganondorf wouldn't know how aroused Link felt.

"..." Link blew Ganondorf a kiss, giggling.

"What in the name of Din..!?" Ganondorf was clearly taken aback, jumping back.

"..." Link gestured some more.

"No! I am not sleeping with you! Who do you think I am!?" Ganondorf shrieked.

Link shrugged, gesturing some more.

"No, I am not a dominant evil king who wants to roughen you up! By the Goddesses!" Ganondorf scoffed, before turning away and storming out.

Link gave a sad sigh.

Ganondorf didn't understand why, out of nowhere, Link was coming on to him. They were enemies - their ancestors were enemies! Every reincarnation of one another turned into enemies. So why, why out of all the other timelines and wars, why did Link have to try to get into Ganondorf's pants now? He was a very busy man, who kept his sword inside his pants, thank you much!

The man sighed loudly, sitting on his throne of absolute evil and darkness, pondering the nature of his and Link's existence. Why, he asked himself, why did he feel such strange feelings towards Link? And why now?

"..."

Ganondorf's attention was grabbed by the greeting of Dark Link. He turned around to face the evil version of the hero, the other male crossing his arms, an annoyed expression on his face.

"Yes, I know I kidnapped the wrong person," Ganondorf rolled his eyes in response.

"..." Dark Link sighed.

"Why they switched? Link told me the reason they switched was because..." Ganondorf could help but cringe, "He wanted to sleep with me."

Dark Link gasped in horror.

"I know! Seriously, does he not realise we're enemies!?" Ganondorf began to rant, ranting about his relationship with the green hero, ranting about the fact Link wanted to screw him. It was a long rant.

By the end of it, Dark Link was ranted out, sitting down, looking like he was having an existential crisis. The rant did last five hours, so no wonder Dark Link seemed so tired out by this.

"And there's this strange thing I feel towards him! At first I thought it was because of my loathing, despising, hatred for him! But now... Now I'm not so sure! What should I do!?" Shrieked Ganondorf desperately, waving his arms in the air.

Dark Link thought for a few seconds, ever being Ganondorf's wise adviser. Eventually he shrugged and began doing some pelvic thrusting movements.

"No! I am not sleeping with him!" Ganondorf gasped.

"..." Dark Link thought for a few more seconds, before using his finger to mimic slicing his throat.

"Execute him...?! But..." Ganondorf attempted to think of cons to the idea, but none came. His greatest enemy would be dead, and he would be easily able to take over Hyrule! And yet...

"...!" Dark Link continued gesturing in attempt to convince him, pointing out how killing Link would help him.

Finally, Ganondorf gave an exasperated sigh, "Fine... I'll have Link executed in the morning. You tell him the news. I can't bare to face him."

Dark Link enthusiastically nodded, running to the dungeons. He moonwalked towards Link's cell, before facing the boy, disco dancing.

"..." Link looked really confused as to why Dark Link was so happy. He tilted his head.

Dark Link gestured.

Link gasped in horror.

Dark Link mimicked evil laughter.

Link began to shake his fist.

Dark Link continued disco dancing in joy.

Link gave him the middle finger.

Dark Link skipped out, returning the finger. He ran up to Ganondorf, pretending to look solemn. The evil king looked upset, so it was Dark Link's duty to comfort him.

"Do you think executing him was a good idea?" Ganondorf questioned, wiping away a few tears.

Dark Link nodded in response, before pointing at Ganondorf's head.

"Yes, I know I'm a genius," Ganondorf gave a heavy sigh, "For now we should rest. We'll prepare the execution at dawn."

The two parted ways, both going to their separate chambers. No one slept that night. Ganondorf found himself sobbing all night long, strangely sad that he was to kill his enemy in the morning, while Link also sobbed, sad that he was rejected. Dark Link, on the other hand, threw a party, one in which all of the villains of the universe was invited to. Except Ganondorf.

That morning, Ganondorf left his bed chambers, dressing in his most threatening outfit, looking menacingly dramatic. He ignored the state of the palace - ignoring the party decorations, party foods and unconscious villains littering the floor. Instead he went outside, where his minions were preparing the execution.

He sighed. Ganondorf should be happy, ecstatic, that he was finally killing his worst enemy, the boy he had battled for so many years. But something inside his heart hurt, ached, agonised. Why, he asked, why did he have to be so upset?

All of the villains of the universe, all half drunk, arrived to watch the event, all excited to see their enemy die. Dark Link was leading them, a smirk on his lips. Ganondorf knew that now he couldn't step down, he couldn't look weak. All these villains looked up to him, respected him, wanted to be him. He couldn't disappoint them now.

Link was dragged to the courtyard by Ganondorf's minions, pushed roughly to his fate. He had always wanted Ganondorf to treat him roughly, but not like this. His head was pushed under a guillotine and he looked up at Ganondorf with sad eyes, sad eyes that caused Ganondorf's heart to hurt even more.

Soon the hero's head will fall, chopped off ruthlessly by the guillotine.

Dark Link stood menacingly at the lever, preparing to have the hero killed. He was excited, a malicious grin on his face. Before he could pull the lever, however, before he could end Link's life, a Deus Ex Machina occurred! Hooray! An arrow was shot at him, and the evil clone managed to narrowly dodge out the way. All the villains looked up to see who attacked, to see who was interrupting this monumental occasion, and who they saw caused all their eyes to widen.

It was Zelda, still dressed in Link's gear, an army behind her. She shot a few of Ganondorf's minions, killing them instantly, before charging with her army. The villains, all still nursing monumental hangovers, were being overpowered, unable to fight to their usual might (hey! That rhymed!).

Then, out of nowhere, the villains began to overpower the army. Ganondorf stood at the execution platform, staring at the battle in shook. He looked and Link, and Link looked at him. That was when Ganondorf realised it - what he felt for Link, it wasn't hate, it was love!

The man yelled at the top of his lungs, voice booming, grabbing the attention of everyone, "STOP! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

Everyone stopped fighting, curious to see what Ganondorf was to say. The Hylian army prepared for the worst, while the villains excitedly waited to see what evil speech the king of darkness had prepared.

Ganondorf freed Link from the guillotine, pulling him close.

"I AM IN LOVE WITH LINK!" He boomed.

The jaws of everyone watching, except Zelda and Dark Link, dropped, everyone stunned by what Ganondorf had just stated. Meanwhile, Zelda and Dark Link face palmed in unison, likely expecting this to eventually happen.

"Ehhhhhh!?" a villain, a wind Mage known as Vaati gasped in horror, "B-But he's a hero!"

"Yes... Because of that..." Ganondorf paused for dramatication, something that worked, many of his watchers catching their breaths, "I SHALL BECOME A HERO!"

"WHAT!?" Vaati looked completely horrified, before glaring at Ganondorf and exchanging glances with some of his fellow villains, "If you are becoming a hero then, we must destroy you!"

"NOOO!" Suddenly, Vaati was tackled by another villain. It was Ghirahim, the demon sword who looked a little like Lady Gaga, ever the romantic, "GANONDORF'S IN LOVE!"

"SO!? HE'S IN LOVE WITH A HERO!"

"IT'S STILL LOVE!"

"HE'S BECOMING A HERO!"

"FOR LOVE!"

"GHIRAHIM! STOP BEING AN IDIOT!" Vaati prepared to fight the sword man.

"I AM NOT AN IDIOT!" Ghirahim jumped back, dramatically posing, "At least people remember who I am!"

"What do you mean by that!?" Vaati shrieked.

"Oooooh, I dunno~" Ghirahim innocently twiddled with his white hair, "It's not like you're constantly forgotten about, not a cool enough villain to be in Hyrule Warriors, only been in two lesser known canon games, and people don't know who the heck you are."

"THREE GAMES! I'VE BEEN IN THREE GAMES! YOU'VE ONLY BEEN IN ONE!" Vaati screamed, furious. It was obvious Ghirahim had hit a nerve.

"And I'm still more well known than you~! EVEN ZANT IS MORE WELL KNOWN THAN YOU!" Ghirahim laughed loudly.

"YAY!" Zant cheered.

"Shut up, Zant, nobody loves you," Ghirahim snapped.

"Aww..." Zant looked sad.

"A-Anyway! We're talking about Ganondorf here! Not who's the most popular!" Vaati sneered, clenching his fists.

"Of course, 'cause the answer is obvious - moi~!" Ghirahim fabulously blew a kiss.

"AGH...!" Vaati glared daggers at Ghirahim, "We're not allowing Ganondorf to turn into a hero and survive...!"

"Yes we are! 'Cause he's in love! Amirite!?" Ghirahim looked at the villains gathered behind him.

Villains such as Cia, Zant and Yuga cheered.

"No we're not! It's stupid, right!?" Vaati looked at the villains behind him.

These villains, including the likes of Majora, Veran and Malladus, agreed loudly.

"Ooh! The populars vs the unpopulars~!" Ghirahim cheered, "Except Majora. Hey, wanna swap places with Zant?"

"Sure," the mask switched sides, kicking Zant to Vaati, Veran and Malladus.

"BUT I'M POPULAR!" Zant screamed, tears in his eyes.

"SHUT UP! PEOPLE PLAY YOUR GAME FOR MIDNA, NOT YOU!" Ghirahim yelled and Zant burst into ugly sobbing.

"STOP THIS MADNESS!" Ganondorf jumped in between the split up villains, obviously upset by their reactions, "We are all friends! Just because someone has a different morality doesn't mean you can't be friends! Yes, I love Link, but that doesn't mean I want to cut you all out of my life."

"Awww!" Ghirahim squealed, before looking at Vaati, "See? He's in love!"

"..." Vaati stayed silent for a few seconds, before speaking up again, "He is in love...

...

...

...

... STILL GONNA KILL HIM FOR BETRAYING US THOUGH! CHAAAAAAARGEEEE!" The tiny man lead his villains into battle, and another fight broke out, this time among the villains.

Veran was pulling on Cia's hair, screaming, "I was the original sexy female villain, you non-canon bitch!"

Then Twinrova blasted in between them to beat them both up, "NO, WE WERE!"

Yuga and Cole were busy strangling each other, arguing over who was more popular among those too.

"DIE YOU BEAST THING!" Yuga yelled, atempting to land a strike on Malladus.

"NEVER, YOU MAKE-UP ENTHUSIAST!"

Zant was being beaten up by Majora, Volga, King Bublin, and Midna (who wasn't a villain, she just loved to beat up Zant), because nobody loved Zant.

"I just wanna be respected and loved for the villain I am..." Zant sobbed.

And Ghirahim and Vaati were busy chewing each other out, spitting out cruel words about the other.

"AT LEAST I'M NOT TRYING TO FUCK MY DEAD MASTER!" Vaati screamed.

"AT LEAST I'M NOT TINY!" Ghirahim screamed back.

"AT LEAST I HAVE A BRAIN!" Vaati yelled.

"AT LEAST I HAVE A SEXY BUTT!" Ghirahim yelled back, before adding, "And didn't at one point turn into a weird floating eye demon!"

"IT WAS A PHASE!" Vaati lunged at Ghirahim.

Ganondorf watched as his friends fought with sad eyes. He thought about all the times they had spent together, making evil plans, plotting to kill Link. It broke his heart to see them like that. Only last night, they were drinking and celebrating with one another, but now... Now they hated each other. But Ganondorf knew he couldn't step back. With the Hylian army, he charged to defeat the villains in the way of his and Link's love.

It didn't take long for that to happen, as at this point, the evil villains were severely overpowered. They were soon in chains and shackles, Vaati seething at Ghirahim, who twerked in response.

"HURRAH!" The Hylian Knights cheered, and Link and Ganondorf ran to each other, Ganondorf hugging the hero tightly. It was beautiful, like those scenes in movies when two lovers see each other for the first time in a long time and go running to each other (you know, in a field, one wearing a dress, that kinda stuff). Link was even wearing a dress! Zelda's dress.

"YES! RUN TO HIM! RUN TO YOUR LOVE!" Ghirahim screamed, tears in his eyes, hugging the chained up Vaati.

"Let go of me...!" Vaati growled.

Link and Ganondorf looked each other in the eyes, smiling to one another. They soon kissed, a deep, loving kiss which caused all those who watched to cheer. Even Vaati felt slightly happy for them.

Then Ganondorf caught on fire, and Link had a serious case of deja-vu.

"What in the...!?" Ganondorf patted the flames out, only to be attacked by water coming from nowhere, then plants attacking him.

Link looked horrified trying to protect his love.

"WHAT'S GOING ON!?" Ghirahim screamed in horror.

"Wait..." Zelda's eyes widened, "The Goddesses are attacking him!"

"Can you tell them to stop!?" Ganondorf yelled, fighting for his life.

"..." Link gestured in fear.

"Why they're doing this? Because he's supposed to be the main villain! They don't want him becoming good!" Zelda explained.

"Yeah, well, FUCK YOU GODDESSES!" Ganondorf stuck a middle finger in the air, Link following his example.

"I don't thing you should aggravate them further-" Zelda warned, only to be ignored.

"I DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT! I WON'T LET THREE PETTY BITCHES TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Ganondorf continues.

"Ganondorf-!" Zelda tried to intervene.

"I AM GANONDORF! I'LL DEFY THE THREE SLUTS AS MUCH AS I LIKE!" Ganondorf finally screamed, and the attacks stopped.

"Heh," Ganondorf chuckled, "Look who's boss now-"

His head exploded.

Link gasped in horror, covered in brains and blood.

Ganondorf was now dead.

"The three Goddesses... Killed him..." Ghirahim then screamed at the top of his lungs, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!"

All the villains, except Dark Link, panicked, rushing away from the evil palace, hoping desperately that they wouldn't have the same fate.

With sad eyes, Link cradled the man he loved. Zelda kneeled down next to him, patting him on the back.

Link glared at the sky, glaring at the three Goddesses. He gave a single middle finger before returning to mourning.

"..." Dark Link hid behind a wall, glaring in Link's direction. He had a plan forming in his mind to kill Link with a mysterious ally he had just gained. The male snuck away, silently laughing to himself.

And so, a dramatic funeral was held. All of Ganondorf's previous crimes had been forgotten, and he went into history as a hero. Link parted from his grave, knowing that he should move on. He promised himself he would never forget about Ganondorf, about the brief time they spent together.

The next day, he forgot about it.

I've almost finished the Dark one, so he's probs gonna be next so yaaaay!

Also, Link is becoming pretty desensitised to all this death.

'til next time my precious humans.