It was a sunny Saturday, the first one that New York had seen in quite some time. The Central Park Zoo was buzzing with people, including Kurt and Blaine. They just needed to do something, anything, to get out of the loft, even if that something involved dodging small children and buying overpriced ice cream at the zoo.
"What should we go and see first?" Blaine asked Kurt.
"Hm…how about the sea lions? They're cute," Kurt replied. They walked over to the sea lion exhibit and it only took them a few minutes to get sick of the constant wailing they were all making.
"There's a camel over there. That should be quieter," Blaine said. They walked over to the camel exhibit. The poor camel was just sitting there, chewing on something, looking hopelessly bored.
"This camel is boring," Kurt said quietly.
Blaine snickered.
The camel turned towards the boys and hocked something out of the depths of his body and onto Kurt's designer shoes.
"Oh my God," Kurt said.
Blaine suppressed his laughter, because Kurt looked angry. "I think it heard you say it was boring," Blaine said.
Kurt rolled his eyes. He stomped and scraped around in the grass, doing his best to clean off his shoes. "That was disgusting," Kurt said.
"Yeah, that was pretty gross," Blaine said. They approached a vendor's cart. "Overpriced ice cream?" Blaine asked Kurt.
"Only if you have hand sanitizer," Kurt said.
Blaine laughed and pulled the bottle of Germ-X out of his bag. They found a bench and enjoyed their ice cream together.