"Why are we here?" Kurt asked Blaine. He checked his shoes for any sign of animal dropping for the fifth time in two minutes.
Blaine linked arms with Kurt. "We are here because it is springtime! It's sunny, the birds are chirping, and we can go outside with out getting frostbite," Blaine replied. Central Park had set up a tiny petting zoo where people could stroll through and pet the animals.
"These animals are filthy," Kurt said.
They passed a sheep in an enclosure and Blaine took some of the animal feed out of a bin and held it out for the sheep.
Kurt watched the sheep nibble the food out of Blaine's hand. "That's disgusting," Kurt said.
Blaine rolled his eyes. "Fine, be a party pooper, but just know that I'm having more fun than you," Blaine said.
Kurt sighed, knowing Blaine was right. Blaine had been distracted by a baby goat in an enclosure, and Kurt looked around for something to occupy him. "Hey, little guy," Kurt said to a large goose that was near his feet. He grabbed some of the food and held it out to the goose, which instead of nibbling it, pecked at his hand. "Ouch!" Kurt said, dropping all of the food.
"Are you alright?" Blaine asked him.
"That bird just bit me," Kurt said.
Blaine laughed. "Kurt, geese are known to be kind of nasty," he said.
Kurt sighed. "You pet the animals. I'm staying clear," he said.
"Oh, this looks about your speed," Blaine said. He picked up a tiny rabbit and placed it in Kurt's arms. After that, it took Blaine almost an hour to coax the rabbit away from Kurt.