Winx Season 1 AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Ms. Bloom do you mind explaining what happened at the Day of the Roses Festival?" Ms. Faragonda asked looking at Bloom sternly while the girl was on a bed in the medical office with her leg in a cast and her stomach and chest wrapped up in bandages. Turns out she had busted a rib and it had punctured her lung, hence the coughing up blood she had done for a while.
"I was walking around lost in the corridors when Diaspro bumped into me. I went down some stairs and broke my leg. She called me a brute because I was cursing so I called her a bitch and she was helping me try to find medical when she got to talking about her fiancé. Hearing him being called Prince Sky, I showed her pictures of the guy I knew as Prince Sky kissing Stella. She told me his name was Brandon so I showed her the picture of the guy I knew as Brandon who was my boyfriend. She got pissed, blew up the ceiling and went to go make him pay while somehow forgetting that we were heading to medical. We got distracted and she showed she's a natural blond then Professor Saladin took us to medical. Now here we are." Bloom said cheerfully and making Faragonda blink while Griffin snorted slightly from nearby.
"And why were you insulting each other?" Griselda asked raising an eyebrow at the red head who grinned over at the blond woman in question.
"She used brutish language so I called her a brute and it stuck." Diaspro said grinning at Bloom who was grinning back.
"She was acting like a bitch and it stuck. It's no different than what I do with the other girls just more insulting and she started it." Bloom said making Griffin look amused.
"Really?" Griffin asked amused, how was this girl a fairy again?
"Yeah watch." Bloom said turning to the doorway where she knew the rest of the Winx were.
"Hey Sparkles!" Bloom called making Stella stick her head in curiously.
"What's wrong Pyro?" Stella asked making Griffin snicker slightly.
"Let Robot, Banshee, and Poison Ivy know that as soon as I get out of here we're going out drinking with Bitch." Bloom said throwing an arm over towards Diaspro who snorted slightly at the names she gave the other girls she had met when they were getting Bloom to medical.
"Whoop drinking with Dragon!" Musa could be heard cheering.
"Oh dear. We're going to have to keep Flame on a leash aren't we?" Flora could be heard saying worriedly.
"The probability of Psycho setting someone on Fire is very high especially with liquor involved." Tecna said typing something on a digital monitor and keyboard.
"Why am I being invited along Brute?" Diaspro asked looking at Bloom amused, honestly did she have nicknames for everyone?
"Because we just dodged a bullet bitch. We were being two timed, Sparkles and Robot out there were being lied to by her boyfriend and the glasses wearing idiot she has a crush on respectively. We need to go out and celebrate being dumbass free and get shitfaced while planning how to do away with the body." Bloom said snickering and making Griffin snicker loudly. She liked this fairy!
"The pyromaniac has a point." Stella said after a moment of silence amongst the other girls.
"I agree with the psychopath, we need to celebrate the metaphorical bullet we all dodged." Tecna agreed as well.
"Well except for Flo. Looks like it's a plan to party Dragon!" Musa said whooping happily again.
"You all celebrate. I'll make sure you get back to Alfea in one piece and/or bail you out of jail." Flora could be heard sighing heavily.
"Oh shit I just remembered something!" Bloom said going wide eyed as the comment on being bailed out of jail triggered something in her mind.
"What's wrong?" Stella asked immediately entering the room alert along with the other three girls.
"I forgot to tell Eldora and Selina that I'm alright! With the link between us…" Bloom trailed off as a glow enveloped the room, causing everyone to get into defensive positions around the downed red head who groaned slightly.
"Bloom dear are you alright? We felt the bone break and some pain across our link and you never called-" An old woman that most of the older women in the room recognized as Eldora said worriedly before cutting herself off as she stared at the people surrounding Bloom.
"Shit are you alright dumbass? You look like shit!" The green haired girl beside Eldora asked looking worried as she stared at Bloom.
"Fuck you to whore. I'm fine Eldora. Fell down some stairs and didn't get a chance to call." Bloom said wincing as she sat up, only for Diaspro to push her back down before she could hurt herself worse.
"You dimwit!" Eldora said glaring at Bloom with her hands on her hips.
"Oh bite me grandma it's not like it was on purpose!" Bloom said making the others look surprised at her calling the old woman her grandmother.
"I swear it's like watching Yu Yu Hakusho." Selina said watching amused as Eldora berated Bloom while calling her a dimwit and Bloom shot back several sarcastic remarks and multiple accounts of being an old haggy grandma.
"Fuck off Selina!" Bloom called to her friend who just laughed at her.
"Can you blame us sis? We get some pretty heavy pain from your end of the family bond and you don't call to tell us anything…" Selina trailed off causing Bloom's face to soften.
"Sorry. Fell down some stairs, made a new friend, found out my boyfriend is a lying two timer, and then made it to the medical wing where I had to explain what happened." Bloom said summarizing her day so far and making Eldora and Selina both pause and stare at her before staring at each other.
"Where's this two timer?" The two of them finally asked in unison as they turned back to Bloom who snorted slightly.
"Hiding and praying I can't get to him anytime within the next twenty years if he's smart." Bloom said dryly and causing the two to look at her flatly.
"…He two timed a girl who can breath fire and eats raw meat. You think he has the brain cells to know to avoid us?" Selina asked flatly and making Bloom think about it for a moment.
"Eats…raw meat?" Griselda asked looking a little green at the thought.
"Bloom is part dragon due to her powers, much like how Selina is part serpent, naturally Dragons don't really cook their meat before eating it." Eldora pointed out making the teachers and others nod slowly in understanding although Griselda and Diaspro both looked a little grossed out still.
"Uncouth brute. Eating raw meat." Diaspro said shaking her head in disbelief.
"Stuck up bitch. It tastes great when it's still bloody so shove it." Bloom said sticking her tongue out at Diaspro while Griffin looked more amused than anything.
"Okay seriously you little troll how the hell are you not a witch?" Griffin asked wondering if the girl had the audacity to try insulting her.
Bloom's next words had Faragonda and Griselda shocked, Eldora sighing, Diaspro staring wide eyed, Griffin and Selina laughing in disbelief and amusement.
"Cause I have wings tramp."