Chapter 3

Liar liar was updated today so if you have not read the new chapter please do.

Disclaimer: I do not own this.

Warning: Panties, Perverts and Punctuation abuse. Need a beta seriously.

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ZZ960107 chapter 2 . 23h ago

that was awesome, good job for this chapter a real lol
update soon

R:thank you for the review ;) I am still working a young alphas life.

LeAwesomeOne IX chapter 2 . Jan 18

That's really fast... Well, whatever. Update quickly! I cannot wait for it! :D Good job by the way.

R: thank you, felt the old one sucked way too much.

Lelouchvibritt1 chapter 2 . Jan 18

WOAW!..chapter 2 already?!..I love this author!..:D
Hahaha
" I'm trying to kill him but his having a boner!" Lol
That scene was hilarious - I lol'ed so hard

R: Suzaku is a perverted bastard.

Chapter 3

Lelouch POV

I hate that Lancelot asshole! What was his problem? I squeezed my hand into fists, feeling angry and disgusted. I ignored the 'awws' from Milly as she stared at me "You are just adorable". I am not cute dammit, she knows damn well I am a sadistic dick. She sat next to me moving away from the remaining council members just to stare and coo at me. "Are you pouting Lulu?" She asked as she pinched my cheeks, I glared at her. 'Lulu?' It was no wonder no one respected me, people found irritating ways to cute-ti-fy me even more.

"Now let's do your make-up Lulu-chan" Shirley smiled behind Milly, she was holding up a pink and white stripped makeup bag. I glared at her then to Milly who had now grabbed hold of my arm. Why was I being degraded? I looked around the council room and stared at Rivals begging him to help me.

"Stop being so mean to him, he is a guy." Rivals spoke up but his words fell on deaf ears. I sighed accepting my fate. In minutes I was dolled up in blue eye shadow, eyeliner, lipstick and blush. They stood before me with a mirror in hand as if proud of how they destroyed my masculinity.

"Aww, you are too adorable" If only had a gun now, I would blow off my own head. "Milly you did such a good job with the lips, Rivals don't you just to kiss him?"

"No-" Rivals said but was shut up by Milly's glare.

"I have a class now" I stood up and walked to the door, Milly and Shirley looking happy. I sighed and left the council room to go to class. Too frustrated in my agony I accidently bumped into someone. He person knocked me down on impact. Not shocking since almost everybody can. I looked up at him. The brown haired idiot that Jeremiah loved to pick on, I noticed blood drip down his nose.

I didn't realize it at first, I caught on later on. He was staring at me and having a nosebleed, looking down I noticed my skirt had flown up and he could now see my panties. I pulled my skirt down and glared up at him.

"Shit, sorry." He used his sleeve to wipe off the blood, He extended his hand to me o help me up. I didn't need his fucking pity, I am a super villain. "I am so sorry Lelouch". I knocked away his hand and stood up dusting myself off, he was staring at me like he'd rape me.

"Leave." I snapped at him in anger, He bit his lip as if he wanted to say something.

"Beautiful" He whispered "You are really beautiful" and here comes the puke- I frowned, at least he didn't say cute. "I- we- go-" I raised a brow and shook my head. I started to walk past his towering build. He suddenly grabbed my arm, in his hand. He has an iron grip.

"Let go of me this instant"

"I will I just-"

"Do you have a problem with my girlfriend shit face?" never have I ever been so happy to hear Jeremiah's voice.

"Suzaku Kururugi" he said to me before letting go and walking away. He was like a cockroach no matter how many times Jeremiah beat him down he stood tall.

"Let's go, I'll deal with him later" Jeremiah said as he slung his arm around my shoulder and lead me away. Sayoko had told him to protect me, as if I were a damsel in distress. I glared at Jeremiah hating that I wasn't manly and tall like him, I am even considered underweight.

My mind went to the cockroach for a second, Suzaku Kururugi. I wondered if he would be a good minion. Still he was just a normal human.

Suzaku POV

"I could barely form a fucking sentence, I saw his panties dude." I hit my head on the lunch table, Gino sighed before rolling his eyes.

"I am sure he is used to men seeing his underwear, slut. That dick head probably fucks him in public." Gino was a biased fucker. "Besides If you couldn't speak to him, then it goes to show it is not meant to be"

"Because you are so fucking smooth with Kallen.'Gino hi is name my' you are so much better" I said sarcastically. Lelouch's light purple panties were still fresh in my mind. I wish I had xray vision.

Lloyd is lucky son of a bitch. He has xray vision and can speak to machines, yet all he does with it is stare at machines. He doesn't even know how in love Cecile is with him.

If I had that power, I would stare at Lelouch all day, every day. No, I still had to make time for Zero so half of my day would be dedicated to Zero, the other half to Lelouch.

Moving on there is a rumor going around is that Euphemia Lamperouge was coming to this school. Today! She is a super hero like myself and Gino, a part of the Britannia heroes.

Mother nature, her hero name. She talks to animals and controls plants. She has long bubble gum hair and is totally hot, large breasts and a tight ass. I would do her, I did her but she was like candy too sweet and I loved cold bitches. Scrap booking and shit was for losers.

She and Lelouch had the same lastname, I hope they are not related. I really want to bang Lelouch; I don't want her convincing him otherwise. I remembered how much she cried after I had broken it off. Begging me to give her another chance.

Schneizal almost castrated me, he was like the Hulk when he was mad and the only one that could calm him down was Kanon. Kanon had the power of water, he could create it out of oxygen. Kanon could heal and shit While Schneizal turned big and green he was mad. The worst part was no matter how much you hit him he just got madder and stronger.

Kanon has beautiful brown hair, he and Schneizal were an item and I wish I could fuck him just once. Ew not Schneizal, Kanon.

"Your penis controls you way too much" Gino said, "one day you will regret it." I smiled and shrugged still there was only one person I loved, Zero. Before he is mine and we get married and adopt five kids, I plan to bang as many people as possible.

"Regret not always being on my period like you?" I asked. "How will I live with myself, after banging as many hot people as possible?" I said in a dramatic tone which made Gino glare at me.

"I really feel sorry for the poor saps that sleep with you" Gino snapped.

"Because you called Anya, Nina or the black haired chick back" I smirked.

"As I said I don't appreciate sluts or girls who fuck on the first date" Gino shrugged his shoulders.

Euphemia pov

My goal is simple, try and convince Lelouch to become super hero and stop this Zero rubbish. May be if I can, we get back at Suzaku for what he did to me. We would be an unstoppable sister brother duo!

I arrived at the school and it was pretty cool, Ashford academy was a sight to behold. Neat environment and huge buildings, it was for the rich.

I walked into the building where my class would be holding, adjusting the short uniform skirt with each step. It was past lunch time and I was late, I had a job to do. Get Lelouch back because if I failed, Dad was going to put Zero out of commission permanently. If I could easily sway Lelouch's decision. First order of business was finding Lelouch, he could be anywhere.

Luckily I had a map of the school and I used it to navigate to the office, there I received my timetable, a copy of the school handbook and other things.

I smiled as I headed to class, my class was with Suzaku. When I stepped into the room and saw him I felt the urge to strangle him with a thorn vine. I want revenge. He lied to me, he said he loved me and dumped me after fucking me.

He can't treat me like crap I will ruin him for it.

The funny part of this school was the optional uniform for everyone but the student council. A lot of girls wore it because it was an excuse to wear a short skirt but hardly any guys wore it.

Lelouch POV

I returned to my evil Lair, Sayoko and Jeremiah were making out, she was like seven years older than him and was more feared than me. I sat in my office where CC sat eating a large pizza, she smiled at me.

I glared at her as she lifted a slice of pizza to her lips, I still wasn't speaking to her for disobeying my orders. Her reply was 'end justifies the means' but it was just cruel. She made a fool of me, and showed absolute disrespect.

"Still on your period baby?" She asked.

"Yes, you made me look like an idiot" I snapped, she sighed and walked up to me. "I had a plan and because of you that disgusting faggot almost raped me!" I snapped.

"Aren't you gay too?" CC asked with a smirk.

"That is besides the point!" I snapped, my eyes involuntarily watering. The strong feeling to give up was there at the back of my mind.

"Forgive me?" puppy dog eyes, really? She knew I was a sucker for it. I hated the fact I was drawn to adorable things like my collection of stuffed animals. Which I will kill whoever finds it.

"Hmph" she smiled knowing I meant yes.

"So did you finally have sex" she asked.

"What is wrong with being a virgin?" I asked. She rose a brow at me before laughing. "It is a thing of pride"

"What is this? The 1800's. No one fucking cares, admit it that you are a pussy and I may help you" CC said as she returned to her pizza.

"With you?" I frowned, I rather be eaten by rabid wolves. "I see you as a fr-"

"No unless you want me to use a dildo on your ass, I will of course record it and sell it." She said taking a bite of her pizza. The cheese drawing and creating a thin line, she made pizza look so gross.

"Sex and such is for the weak minded" I replied.

"Just admit you want to do it but Sayoko would kill you. She even sent her boyfriend to watch you at school too" CC smirked at me knowing it was true.

I glared her, stripping down and wearing my super villain costume before leaving the room. I was going to cause havoc by myself! Earn some respect, the diamond heist made no mention of me, only of Guren and Elastic girl.

I walked out of the evil Liar in my spandex suit and floated to town, I knew I hadn't told Sayoko where I was going and she would be mad but I was a man and I will do as I please.

I stopped at a night club run by a Villain known as Checkers. He was the only Villain in town that I still could not figure out who he really was, apparently he is a super rich play boy with a thing for anything with two legs.

The night club was a bar during the day and even though it said 18 and over I was still allowed in because I am a villain. Checkers wore a mask, no spandex suit for him, he wore a tux with it and I found it hot for some strange reason.

I walked to the bar and sat down; I cleared my throat getting the bartender's attention. "Hay can I get a-"

"Sorry non-alcoholic drinks only, Sayoko would snap my neck if she ever finds out I gave you alcohol." The man said. It pissed me off, did Sayoko know everyone? When I tried to buy a condom the same damn thing happened.

"Fuck you, you serve Guren all the damn time." I snapped.

"Because her mother will not castrate me"

I stood up and left the bar feeling even more insulted and frustrated, would it kill anybody to take me seriously for once?

I hate my life. I mean will anyone ever give me the respect I deserve? Will anyone ever?

Suzaku pov

I hate patrolling the city but what I hate more is Euphemia pretending as if she doesn't know me, we both know I tapped her ass. She is so- Zero? I flew down to him. Zero glared at me as I stood in his way. "I am not in the mood to fight"

"I know, your heart called to me that you need me" I smirked at his confused face. I wondered if he could hear my heart beat wit love for him.

"I am pretty sure if it called to anybody at all it would be to Tristan" Zero replied. That pissed me off, what the fuck? Did Gino steal my girl? "He is the person that doesn't see me as a joke!"

"I take you seriously, I mean you are totally hot" I smiled at him, he scowled at me. "I wouldn't just bang you and leave, I would bang you and make you a sandwich." Zero looked anything but impressed as he rolled his eyes.

"You do not take me serious, I mean you offer to take to dinner when you kidnap me, I am a real super villain for crying out loud. Treat me like one and stop trying to get a fuck out of me" he is so cute when he explodes.

"You sound a lot like this boy I know. You are shorter and your hair is longer but looking at you, you almost look like-" I turned away from him to see SS she was so defensive of Zero she had super strength and could fly with laser beam eyes and was indestructible. A pile of destruction trailed her when never she was mad, she headed towards us.

He eyes narrowed on Zero who stood beside me.

"You are in so much trouble" she snapped at Zero. He looked like he wanted to die, she turned to me. "Excuse him, you two can play later"

She lifted him by his ear and flew off, Zero all the way making excuse till he was out of earshot.