EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
DRAGONITE!
VERSUS!
LAPRAS!
BEGIN!
Dragonite: Look where you are! You're in the Dragon's Den, geek.
It's here that you'll face your demise.
Check out that Speed! It's disgusting and atrocious!
I'm a Dragon with immense Attack, that makes me ferocious.
Fly high, above the sky, whatcha gonna do?
Then I dive, you die, smash you 'til you're black and blue.
You're a Loch Ness monster with a shell the size of Regigigas.
Well, Battle Armor's not allowed, I'm ready to kick ***.
Lapras: Your stats are high, like your designers were.
You're Dragon/Flying, weak to Ice Beam, ready to get served.
But that little squirt of cold is merely the hors d'oeuvre.
This Dragon'll get hit with my attacks, and then he'll hit the dirt.
Taste some shell, cause your body's about to be splattered.
You're royal, like Diana, I'll turn you into gore matter.
Let's make this a battle to remember, shall we?
I'll use Ice Beam, now, Trainer, Shell Bell me.
Dragonite: I didn't think a turtle could be fatter than Blastoise.
But you take the tiny right outta the tortoise.
What are you gonna do? Use Heavy Slam?
Maybe Heat Crash too? Make some Dragonite ham?
Hah, you wish, but you couldn't jump a hurdle.
So come on, put the "snap" in snapping turtle.
Lapras: A: I'm the Loch Ness monster, not a tortoise.
B: I've got Block, so don't Roar this.
C: My Ice is cold, like my raps.
D: You look like Magikarp crapped.
My Blizzard will melt on your chest.
Leave your whole body blue, your whole family at best.
You were switched with Gyarados, it's obvious.
When it comes to Iris' Pokemon, you're definitely snobbiest.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
This battle was suggested by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart. Thanks, Gaige! Please keep the suggestions coming!
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