James, Sirius and Remus sat on Sirius' bed thinking of new story ideas. Peter wasn't with them as he had tried to eat Rems' hidden chocolate and everyone knew their were a bunch of hexes and curses protecting it.
"Hey, What about 10Ways to Annoy Evans!" Suggested James.
"Yeah!" Sirius exclaimed , he got out his pen and book excitedly and started to write. 10 Ways to Annoy Evans
"Prongs, you follow her everyday tell me what Annoys her."
James glared at Sirius
"Not all the time!" Remus
Remus snorted but managed to hide it with a fake sneeze.
"Give me the pen padfoot, I guess I Know more about her than you and Remus"
1• Call her Red, Lily Flower, James' girl, Potters Girl, Redhead, Smarty-pants, Kill joy, Dumbo the elephant, Red Orange, Fire, Pikachu.
"Wow that's alot!"
"Pikachu in Pokémon?" Asked Remus surprised.
"Yeah, he's so adorable!"
2•Touch, Hex, Talk to or Look at Snivellus.
'Wow that's girl has issues.' Sirius said,
" Oi, don't insult her!"
'Protective much." Remus mumbled under his breath.
"Anyways give me my pen back, its my story!'
2• Askbher out
"Well that ones obvious.'
4•Copy her notes
Remus snorted in disbelief, "I doubt she let's you!"
James winced, 'In third year me and Sirius tried and well... We couldn't walk for almost a week because-"
'I don't want to know!" Remus interrupted,
"Sirius pass me the pen, let me write something."
5• Interrupt her in a prefects meeting
6• Try to braid her hair
"Braid her hair Remus?!"
'Yeah well..."
7• Ask if she likes The arrogant persistent toerag.
"Whose that?"
"How thick can you get Prongs? Anyways my turn to right!"
8•Dress up as a squid in order for her to kiss you.
'Sirius, watch out!" James said disgruntled.
9• Say her and prongs will have beautiful red babies.
10•Last but not least : Let her see or even hear this list
"Well I see that last point is accomplished." Said a girls voice.
All boys turned around slowly dreading what they might see. A fuming lily stood at the doorway glaring at the Marauders in turn.
"Why hello Lily." James squeaked.
Halfan hour later three boys lay groaning in their room supporting cuts and bruises. Remus hadn't been punished as much as Sirius, but for some reason James was punished the most
"Honestly! What's wrong with her?!" Sirius muttered
"Yeah who knew someone could have such long nails!"
"Remus, in least she didn't try to gorge yours and Sirius's' eyes out! Why does she hate me so much!"
"Well if you read in between the lines mate, I think she thinks that you're a bit conceited."
"Sirius!" Hissed Remus, "Not helping!"
Sirius held his hands up in surrender. "Sorry."
"I'm going to the toilet." James mumbled.
"Oh no James-"
To late the door had closed. Remus and Sirius exchanged worried glances. They really hoped that James wasn't trying to flush his head down the toilet because the last time that happened it was disastrous!
*toilet flushes*
Sirua groaned, this Lily was driving James mind and he needed a solution.
A/N: Hello! I got a review yaaaay! Thank you 'guest'! :-). Please can I have more reviews, I know I just published this story like two hours ago but it would really make my day!. I know these chapters are really short so in future I will try making them longer! :-)