"Seven days."

That's what the voice on the phone told him. A man sat in front of his TV, clearly nervous. It was day 7 after all. He was supposed to die on that day.

Suddenly, his screen showed static. The same video he watched seven days ago played again, except, this time, what appeared to be a young girl popped out of the well. Then she started getting closer to the screen.

And closer...

...and closer...

...and closer...

Until...

Limbs and a head, obscured by long black hair, slowly made their way from the TV into his reality. The methodical movement of the creature allowed the man ample time to question his sanity as he slowly backed away from the TV screen.

This paranormal entity... She was obviously to be his killer. The voice from the telephone. He saw from the parts of her eyes that were showing an indescribable bloodlust. Her hands were about ready to touch the floor...

But then...

"'scuse me, make way, coming through."

Another pair of arms and a head popped out of the TV screen. This time, they were those of a male who looked to be in his mid-thirties. Both the man and the girl stared at the new entity with confused expressions.

Wondering why he wasn't moving any further, he turned his face over towards the right and saw a girl (who appeared far less hygenic) existing right next to him. Immediately, he put his hand on her head and, with all his strength, pushed her back into the TV.

"Make way, sunshine. Only one of us can fit through this box."

"N-nooooooooooo," the girl screamed as she was pushed back into her video, unintentionally ending the curse.

The man in his thirties got out of the TV, dusted off his clothes, and adjusted his tie.

"Phew, I'm finally free."

The other man didn't know what to say. This stranger had just saved his life.

"But now that I'm free, I don't know what to do. I really didn't think this through..."

The man, who appeared to be in his thirties, eyed the other. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head.

"Hey, you wouldn't happen to know how to hold a camera, would you?"

(And so that's how "Thot Patrol Inaba", starring Tohru Adachi (with occasional guest appearances from Steven Seagal), began...)