Last time on Thot Patrol Z...

"Urk!"

"Nngh..."

"Hmph."

"Geh."

"A-ah... A-a-a-a-a-ah..."

"Hm..."

Nine episodes later...

"GRAH, let's fight!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Meanwhile, in &!(*#! ^...

"AH, this power!"

"What is it, K*** K**?"

"It's unlike anything I've ever seen before. The two opposing forces better watch out. Actually, it's the whole world there standing on that better watch out. As things are going, they may as well destroy everything along with themselves."

Storm clouds formed throughout the area that Tohru and the Anti-Adachi occupied. Their ragged breathing was the result of an epic melee fight through the skies which we couldn't show you because this studio's budget was low enough as is.

"You're pretty good," said Tohru.

"As much as I hate to admit it, I feel likewise."

"So any chance this is going to convince you to go back to your own universe and leave me to my thot policin'?"

"Not in the slightest."

"Welp, that's a shame. Time for plan B then."

"Ah, you don't mean...that plan, sir!?" said Tohru's cameraman, materializing behind him.

Tohru smirked.

What am I planning? thought the Anti-Adachi.

Suddenly, Tohru turned around and started running in the opposite direction.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"OH, I knew you'd say that!"

The Anti-Adachi stared. Just...stared. He was at a complete loss for words. Then, as a wing formed on his arm, he let out a piercing scream.

"You won't get away from me!"

The chase went on for minutes on end.

"Looks like I finally got away from hi- Wait, where's that sound coming from?"

It felt like it was coming closer. Only as soon as Tohru had turned his gaze upwards did both of his eyes widen in terror. But even then, it was already too late.

"ROADROLLER DA!"

A giant vehicle fell on top of him, courtesy of the Anti-Adachi. Both summoned their Sta- Personas, one trying to stop the vehicle from crushing him and another intending the exact opposite.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. YOU BUTT CHEEKS CUMSTAIN! WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY! I WILL MAKE YOU SCRAMBLED TACO!"

Eventually, the whole thing exploded. All that was left of the wreckage was the Anti-Adachi, standing proudly at the sight of his victory.

"Goodbye, my inferior sel-"

"Not so fast."

Faster than the speed of speed, Tohru materialized.

"Nothing personell, kid," he said before delivering a flurry of taps all over his opponent's body. "WA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA!"

He stopped and pointed coolly at the other.

"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"

"何!?"

The Anti-Adachi exploded into a million visceral bits and pieces.

"It is do-"

"Not so fast."

The bits all combined to remake the Anti-Adachi. Actually, it couldn't be called an Anti-Adachi. It was way too sharp, too sturdy and strong to be called a-

"ENOUGH with the dead memes," said the Anti-Adachi."That last one didn't even make any sense..."

"Really? We've been running on dead memes this whole chapter. It would be good to come up with some original content every once in a while."

"It would, but unfortunately, the author isn't really creative. We're one meme away from referencing a certain red echidna."

"Oh, please, that's like...last current year. Who's still using that?"

"Anyway, it's about time we finish this."

"Yeah, let's get this over with."

The Anti-Adachi pulled out a blue lightsaber.

"All women...are queens!"

Tohru pulled out his own, which was red.

"If she breathes...she's a thot!"

The two rushed each other and engaged in a badass epic sword fight.

"This is it!"

Using his remaining pro-wamen energy, the Anti-Adachi put it all into one huge blast.

"I will not yield!" shouted Tohru, doing the same.

Now they were in a stalemate. The moment either side tried to overpower the other, they were immediately met with an equal burst of energy. These two were truly equaled in power and appearance.

"Women of the world," shouted the Anti-Adachi, "give me your energy."

The collective thottery answered, "Sorry, honey, but you're not handsome enough to warrant my attention. I'd rather give it all to Chad anyway."

"WHAT!?"

The shock of being cucked by Chad caused the Anti-Adachi to wane a bit, giving Tohru all the leeway he needed.

"It is time," said P** M**, appearing as a ghost behind his pupil. "Strike now!"

Screaming in Japanese, Tohru put his all into this one final blast. He approached the Anti-Adachi, holding his one arm towards him (not because the other was broken, but because it looked cooler with one arm rather than two). His opponent had no recourse. All he could do was watch as his own destruction unfolded.

"But I was supposed to...protect all wamen..."

Those were the Anti-Adachi's last words as his entire body disintegrated from the sheer force of Tohru's hatred for the opposite gender.

And then he was gone. And the remaining victor collapsed.

The battle was finally over.