Naruto belongs to Kishimoto

DW belongs to BBC

SAO Belongs to Kawahara

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a big fan of SAO. I just wanted to use their characters for some reason... Yeah, end me.

Please Read the Note at the End of the Chapter.

"If you want to shine like the sun, first you have to burn like it."

Adolf Hitler

The day after Naruto's funeral, Kushina, Kanate, and Mito were all still in their room, crying their sorrows.

Afterall, their Son/Boyfriend/Brother just died, who could blame them? It was quite unusual to see Kushina crying, and seeing Kanate cry made Itachi feel even worse for his fallen friend.

Minato sat on the couch, rethinking everything that happened and blaming himself for his eldest son's death.

The entirety of the Leaf Village had one person in mind, the man that saved the village.

His name would be marked in history.

With Naruto

"Holy fucking dogshit", said Naruto.

Before him was the Shinigami, sitting on the lifeless 4-tails.

"Naruto Namikaze. Correct", asked the Shinigami.

"Yes, sir.", said Naruto.

"Under normal circumstances, I'd be sitting on you too, but I have more plans than that.",said the Shinigami.

"Is that... Good news or bad news?", asked Naruto.

"Depends on how you see it. Since you are a human, I'll let you continue into the next life without any problem. However, because you used the Reaper Death Seal, your soul belongs to me. I can do whatever I like with it.", he said. The Shinigami waved his hands to reveal 7 different gates, all labeled differently. "There are 7 different Paths you can take from here. The Deva Path, Asura Path, Preta Path, Human Path, Animal Path, the Naraka Path, or the Outer path. Following?", asked the Shinigami.

"Yup...", said Naruto, working on trying to decipher what was going to happen with his soul.

"Once you go into a path, you cannot come out. Since you summoned me to the world of the living, the Deva Path, or as you humans refer to as: Heaven is closed." A lock appeared out of nowhere, completely concealing the Gate labelled 'Deva'.

'Wow. So I'm not going to heaven...', thought Naruto, letting out a sigh of fatigue.

"If you enter the Asura path, you will be turned into a ghoul, forced to battle, bite, fight, and destroy other ghouls sent into this dimension for eternity, with no chance of escape or redemption. If you are sent into the Preta Path, your soul will turn into a mindless beast who's thirst and hunger can never be quenched, forced to search for food and water in a dimension, eternally staying hungry forever. The Naraka Path is what humans refer to as: Hell. You will be forced to go under unbearable torture until the end of time.", said the Shinigami.

"...Wow. The afterlife really does suck, doesn't it... Any other options?", asked Naruto, who's expression was turning darker by the minute.

"Yes. The Human or the Animal path. Pretty straight forward, enter this path and be reincarnated as a Human or an Animal. Any preferences?", asked the Shinigami.

Naruto frowned slightly before pointing out a missed detail. "Hang on, you said something about an... Outer path, right? What about that one?"

"I see your deduction skills are quite sharp. Unfortunately, the Outer Path is... A less desired option, although there are a very small group of individuals who would see it as the better option. Would you like to hear it?", asked the Shinigami.

"Why on Earth would I not want to? The options so far don't seem very satisfying to me.", said Naruto, taking off his headband and throwing it in the air and catching it.

"Because if I tell you what would happen if the Outer Path is chosen for you, the other 5 gates would close; you'll be forced to enter the Outer Path.", said the Shinigami.

Naruto's eyes widened slightly, his mind absorbing what the Shinigami just said. There was a risk alright. He had two choices. Either take the Outer Path or have another path chosen for him. Honestly, the choice wasn't too hard for him to decide on. "I'll take the Outer Path", said Naruto

The Shinigami smiled ever so softly. It was very rare for a human to volunteer to head into the unknown danger that was the Outer Path. "Do you know? Care to explain why?", asked the Shinigami.

"The other options aren't very appealing to me. The first 3... Obviously, but even if I were to be reincarnated as a Human, I'd have no memories of my past life, correct?", asked Naruto.

"Correct", replied the Shinigami.

"Well, then that choice is out of the question as well. Even if there is the slightest of chances that I'll be able to keep my memories, I'll take it. I have a family and a girlfriend back home, and just leaving them knowing that they're probably crying over me right now makes me unable to be satisfied with the life I lived.", said Naruto.

"Interesting response, mortal. If that's your decision, I will tell you what will happen if you take the Outer Path. First, since you seem to be all over the memory thing, you will not be able to retain your memories of the past life. That is virtually impossible in this world.", said the Shinigami.

Naruto sighed before giving the Shinigami a weak smile. "Well, worth a shot..."

"However, there is a slight chance that you may be able to regain your memories once you are reincarnated. Don't ask me how, because I'm not going to tell you. Next, you'll be stuck here with me for quite some time, helping me deliver some souls to the next world.", said the Shinigami.

Naruto smiled slightly, happy to hear that there was a small chance that he could return to his family. "Well then, better get started, eh?", asked Naruto. "Oh, and one question, how long am I going to have to help you deliver souls?", asked Naruto.

"Roughly around... 3 thousand years?", said Shinigami.

"... Fuck", said Naruto.

"Well then, let's get started."

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3000 Years Later...

Naruto was currently snacking on some fish fingers as he sat in his usual seat, throwing a tennis ball into the air and grabbing it. Death was actually really boring after the first few weeks since all he really did was put on a mask, change his voice, and tell the departed souls which gate to go through. It was slightly annoying whenever someone tried to escape, but since the Shinigami granted him superhuman abilties in his realm, Naruto had no problem returning the souls who escaped back to where they belonged.

After about 20 years, Naruto stopped counting how long he had been working. By now, he suspected he was around 2000 years into his deal before reincarnation into a 'Higher Being' as the Shinigami would dub it as.

Throughout his service for 3000 years, Naruto almost completely about his life in the Leaf Village. He could vaguely remember the names and faces of those who were close to him, but that was only through the pictures and notes he had created for himself many years ago.

"Naruto, I assume you don't know what day today is.", said the Shinigami.

Naruto tossed the ball into the air and replied with a bored tone. "I dunno, your birthday? You've never asked me to get you a present before."

The Shinigami rolled his eyes at Naruto's disrespectful tone. Even after all these years, Naruto's nonchalant attitude annoyed him. "No, it's been roughly around 3000 years since you first started working for me.", said the Shinigami.

Naruto almost fell out of his seat, his eyes wide with excitement and anticipation. "SO! REINCARNATION, RIGHT?!", asked Naruto.

"Yes. All you have to do now is grab my arm.", said the Shinigami.

Naruto leaped from his seat and was about to grab his arm before he remembered one last thing. "Oh, and I never got to say, thanks for... Taking care of me for the past 3 millennia. I guess I won't remember you until I regain my memories, but I'll make sure to always remember that you gave me a second chance when I do."

"You're weirding me out. You're the one who chose to head to the Outer Path, which is a very rare choice, especially with how society has turned out to become nowadays... Though I would be lying if I said I wouldn't miss your help.", said the Shinigami.

"Aww are you confessing your unrequited love for me?", asked Naruto.

The Shinigami gave Naruto a powerful kick in the back before yelling at him "Just take the hand already before I change my mind!"

"Aye-aye, captain", Naruto said.

Naruto grabbed the Shinigami's hand and screamed as unbearable pain shot throughout his body.

"I don't want to go...", said the 10th Doctor.

Although he said his goodbyes, he did not want his incarnation of himself to pass on so soon. If only he could stay just a little bit longer...

An explosion of Regeneration energy shot throughout his body, healing and modifying every damaged cell in his body that had been destroyed by the excess radiation.

"URGHHHHAAAAAAAA", screamed the Doctor. His usually deep voice was replaced with a scratchy, husky voice of a certain blond.

CRASH!

The TARDIS, exposed to the radiation that the Doctor released inside his body, could no longer sustain the damage taken. The control panel exploded as the pillars supporting the roof crumbled and landed all over the marbled floor.

The Doctor, on the other hand, started to inspect his body. "LEGS! I've still got legs!", he said, kissing his knees and continuing to look over his body once more. "Hands... 10 Fingers, all those fingers, goody goody! Eyes, Check, Nose... I've certainly had worse, Chin... Okay, Jawline... Could work on it. Hair..." He ran a hand through his spiky and silky hair... It was too silky for a man's hair. Combined with his very husky voice, this gave the Doctor a foreign concept of his biology. "Wait... I'm a GirL?" The Doctor grabbed his throat and touched his Adam's apple. "No.. Nuohhh. Nooo! Ok, I'm not a girl. Ok... Wow, I'm pretty fit... Awesome! But... I think I'm forgetting something! I'm... I'm... I'm..."

ThUD

Almost on queue, the main gravity regulators began failing; the TARDIS started to descend back into the Earth.

"OH RIGHT! I'm CRASHING!", said the Doctor, smiling as he started to flip the switches on the TARDIS.

"WhOO!", he said, turning the monitor to see that the TARDIS was going to crash somewhere... Around Japan. Tokyo to be more precise, and to be even more precise, a town called... Setagaya.

"GERONIMO!", yelled the 11th Doctor.

Hello. First things first, I'd like to thank you for reading my shitty story.

This story is going to be shitty... Probably.

It's mostly going to revolve around the plots, so the characters won't develop that much.

I do have things planned out, but it's just coming out the top of my head.

Please accept this early apology, since I have a feeling this story is going to be really really bad...

If not, then awesome. It's just a creative idea I've had for a while, and wanted to share it with the fanbase.

Arigatou!