Naked Lad Con
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.
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AN: This chapter is a reward to 'Zim'smostloyalservant'
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Timmy froze, up close...he recognized his crush...on the stage...with him...while he was naked. Timmy just stood there-
CRACK!
And got smacked by a robot! "What!? What is he doing!? He's supposed to fight!" Shouts manager annoyed, he's so angry with just one more in a long stream of annoyances that he throws the remote for the robots on the ground, sparks fly from it. He pales, "Oops."
Meanwhile, the robots eyes start to spark...and go red. Timmy's eye's went wide, in his experience...red eyes were NEVER good! "Trixie run!" He shouts.
Trixie blushes, "Don't say my name you idiot! I'd like to get out of this with at least a shred of digni-
RIP!
"Huh...not really what I was going for...but i guess humiliation is still humiliation...plus, the price on this video probably just went through the roof!"
Thinks Vicky as she continues to stream...
Trixie couldn't quite believe it...she was naked...her body and identity now exposed to all...it was over...her popularity, her life, it would be all gone now. All-
TRIXIE! MOVE!
Trixie dodges just in time! And sees Timmy smash the robot that was about to ram her! "The robots are going nuts! We need to leave!" Shouts Timmy as he grabs her and starts to pull her away, "What!? Bu I'm naked! I can't-
BOOM!
A robot explodes setting the stage on fire, Trixie pales, "On second thought life is more important then modesty, lead on!" She screams.
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The nerds meanwhile, keep watching. "What is this?! They're totally going off script!" "Dude, who cares!? Naked girl!" "...Point taken."
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Vicky meanwhile kept on laughing-
CRUNCH!
Until a rogue robot stepped on her, crushing her and her hiding spot. Her groan of pain alerted a security guard who seeing her camera had her arrested for breaking the 'no camera policy'.
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Trixie and Timmy are exposed to laughter and catcalls as they leave the collapsing con room. Suddenly their stopped by a guy. "Kids! Your story has gone viral!" Shows them a tablet, they look at it mortified as they realized EVERYONE saw them in the buff.
"I want to make you stars! I own the naked lad company! I want to make you the new actor- points to Timmy -and you- points to Trixie -I want to be a new character! NAKED GAL! I'm a genius!"
Although mortified...they give a sigh...and shrug. Their reputations were already doomed anyway...might as well get some fame and fortune out of it. They agree and sign the contract.
"By the way Timmy...thanks for saving me...you really are a hero." She kisses him, causing Timmy to blush...and others to laugh?
"Save your excitement for the big-screen kid!" Timmy blushes and covers his 'enjoyment' as he follows a laughing Trixie out of the building...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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