The next morning...

Kennys POV:

Ugh, where am I? My eyelids were like weights on my eyes. I finally opened my eyes to see Julia's room. Oh my god... We did it last night! FUCK YES! Now, where is she? "Julia-" I stopped when I heard what I said. It was Julia's voice. Suddenly, Julia's doorbell rang. I went to answer it to find that is was me, Kenny McCormick. "KENNY! THAT STUFF SWI-"

"Switched our bodies?"

"Yeah."

"Shit, how will the others react... Tori will flip shit again, Kyle will be like 'what the fuck?,' Cartman will laugh his fat ass off, and Stan will be the fixer of this."

Heheheh, Tori always flips her shit."

"Heh, when she sees this, she'll flip shit upon shit..."

We walked to the bus stop to see the others, Tori and Stan hugging for warmth, and Cartman and Kyle fighting. Did I not say the weather was fucking -48f today? Tori walked up to me and stared. "hmm, you seem different, Julia." she said. I felt a spec of sweat grow on the side of my forehead. Boy, were Julia and I fucked. She poked my nose... Wait- THE FUCK?! Shortly after Tori stopped staring at me with narrowed eyes, the bus came.

"Okay, class, we're going to learn about how you all came to be. In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this... Retard frog-sqirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!" Sometimes, even Tori wonders what the fuck is his deal.. Tori raised her hand hesitantly. "Umm, Ms. Garrison, I really don't think that that is how it went-"

"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!" Ms. Garrison yelled.

"HEY YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!" Stan yelled.

Principal Victoria burst in instantly. Then, I realised that Mr-Ms. Garrison was fucked.

Dat cliffhanger tho! What will happen next? Will the others find out? COME BACK AGAIN WHEN WE CONTINUE HERE ON South Park- Swap Story! :) xxx MyLittleKennyDyingIsMagic